However this supposition was found to be in error by Choo LJ, who put forward a third state that a lunch my hold which she labelled the 'bought, made lunch'. This category refers mainly to those lunches obtained from institutions such as a self-serve sandwich bar, where the sandwich is 'made' by the consumer and also paid for by that very same consumer.However Choo LJ went on to give the example of a bottle of orange juice as something that does not fall into any of the above categories and therefore doesnot constitute a lunch.

But Chung J had previously argued that orange juice may be considered a lunch, in stating that orange juice is an orange cut into very very tiny pieces. She claimed that in consuming orange juice "I [Chung J] am still eating the equivalent of an orange." But wait, my learned non-colleague, you are not eating the equivalent of an orange, you are drinking it! I believe that the difference between eating and drinking is a vital component of the definition of a lunch (a definition to be stated later in thisconcourse). I shall not yet confirm or deny that 'made', 'bought' and 'bought, made' are three states of lunch, we mustexplore further.

In order to explore further and ultimately to define the states of which a lunch may take, we must first make the fairly safe assumption that a 'made lunch' is a valid description of a lunch, i.e. that a 'made lunch' may exist. We can therefore go on to assume that 'made' refers to one or more of the of theaffore-mentioned 'lunch states'.

We must now consider whether there exist any lunch states that are not refered to by made. Hon J put'sforward a very valid point:

"if God made everything, then it's hard to exclude lunches from that 'everything' list doesn't it??Hence, anything I bring is a 'made' lunch."

I shall proceed to put forward my own definition of a'made lunch'.
note: numbering denotes seperate parts of a single difinition, it does not denote alternate definitions as is the standard

'made lunch', a definition:

1. it is a lunch, i.e. 'made lunch' is a subset of 'lunch'. (see 'lunch' below)
2. it is made up of one or more food items that have been manipulated prior to consumption to an adequate extent by the consumer or a person who had the specific consumer in mind during manipulation and proceeded to hand on the lunch to the specified consumer free of charge. (see 'manipulation to adequate extent')

'lunch', a definition:

1. it is edible.
2. there is a consumer such that the original intents of the consumer were to consume (specifically eat) the lunch at approximately noon.
3. it is solid in entirety or in part

manipulation to an adequate extent:

I am unable to give a pricise definition of this, but I shall attempt to give a good idea of what I mean byusing examples.
I shall first give examples of what, in itself, is *not* considered adequate as manipulation for the'made lunch' definition:

• transporting the lunch in a container,-opening a package holding the lunch,
• chopping/breaking the lunch into smaller pieces,
• heating/cooling the lunch as a whole,-pealing skin off lunch items

• changing the food items such that they can be given totally different names to those they originally had,
• mixing food items together such that they cannot beeasily seperated,
• applying one food item to another such that it cannotbe easily removed,
• baking items such that there is a change in size,shape, or texture,
• de-packaging food items that have been packaged seperately and putting them together to form one fooditem

• Orange juice is not a made lunch as it has no solidpart.
• a commercial fruit salad eaten out of the tin/pot/cup is not a made lunch as it has only been opened up.
• a home made fruit salad with fruit juice is a made lunch as the fruit and the fruit juice have been mixed together such that they are not easy to seperate.
• bits of fruit thrown together without juice is not really a fruit salad and is not a made lunch since the pieces of fruit can be asily seperated.
• a cornthin sandwich is not a made lunch since the individual cornthins were not originally packaged seperately, and they can be easily sepreated.
• a buttered cornthin sandwich is a made lunch since butter has been applied to cornthin such that itcannot be easily removed.
• a cheese sandwich w/o butter is a made lunch since the cheese and bread, originally seperate food items from seperate packages, have been placed together to make asingle food item.

So having solved the world's problems, or at least one of them, I think I may go to bed.

The Intruding House of Courts rests its case.