Battle of Wu Zhang Plains (Dynasty Warriors 3)
SHU'S CAMP, WU ZHANG PLAINS
Zhuge Liang: Sima Yi, it is time we settle this.
Zhuge Liang: All Forces move forward.
WEI'S CAMP, WU ZHANG PLAINS
Sima Yi: The Stars foretell the death of Zhuge Liang is near.
Sima Yi: Zhang He, Xu Huang, Zhen Ji, and Huggies, uh sorry, i meant Xu Chu, i am counting on all of you.
Xu Chu's morale dropped!!
SOUTH EASTERN BATTLEFIELDS
Wei Yan begins battle with Cao Xiu
Wei Yan: Enemy...Weak...
Cao Xiu: What he called me weak. It is just i am a faceless general. It doesn't means anything!!
Xin Pi:It Actually meant alot.
Cao Xiu: Shut up, you are faceless too!!
Xin Pi:At Least, I look Wise, and i do not have a big nose!!
Cao Xiu: What Had you say!!
CAO XIU'S UNIT HAD BEGAN BATTLE WITH XIN PI'S UNIT
CAO XIU'S UNIT HAD ROUTED XIN PI'S UNIT
Cao Xiu: Allied officer, defeated!!
Wei Yan: Enemy...Dumb...
CENTRAL BATTLEFIELDS
Jiang Wei begins battle with Cao Hong's unit.
Jiang Wei: Zhuge Liang is a diverse man, i must watch him carefully.
Gao Xiang: Commander, this is your line in Battle of Tian Sui.
Jiang Wei: What? I took the wrong book out!! Shit!!What shall i say?
Gao Xiang: You shall say " Enemy officer defeated" This will rise our morale.
Jiang Wei: Good idea, but i did not kill an officer, yet.
Gao Xiang: Who cares. Just say it.
Jiang Wei: I, Jiang Wei had slain the fiend Hua Xiong!!
Gao Xiang: This is Si Sui Gate!! YOU Ginger Wei!!
Jiang Wei: What did you just call me?
Ma Dai: Hey! Hey! Quit this. He just disgrace you, it doesn't mean anything. And as for you, Gao Xiang. He just forgot all his lines, that doesn't mean a single thing. Does it?
Cao Hong: Come out and fight me Ginger Wei!!
Jiang Wei: Someone call me.
Ma Dai: It is just wind.
Gao Xiang: Yeh Wind.
Cao Hong: Get out here!! You Cowards!!
CAO HONG HAD TAUNTED JIANG WEI
Jiang Wei: I am sure i heard something!!
Ma Dai: No, no, you are hearing things!!
Jiang Wei: Sure?
Ma Dai: Yeh!!
JIANG WEI HAD IGNORED CAO HONG'S TAUNT
Cao Hong: Get out of there!! You Cowards!!
CAO HONG HAD TAUNTED JIANG WEI
Jiang Wei: I am sure i heard something, this time!!
Ma Dai: No, no, you are hearing things, again!!
Jiang Wei: Sure?
Ma Dai: Yeh!!
JIANG WEI HAD IGNORED CAO HONG'S TAUNT, ONCE AND AGAIN.
Cao Hong: Come out, please!! You Cowards!!
CAO HONG HAD TAUNTED JIANG WEI.
Jiang Wei: I heard something for sure, this time!!
Ma Dai: No, no, you are hearing things, again!!
Jiang Wei: Sure?
Ma Dai: Yeh!!
JIANG WEI HAD IGNORED CAO HONG'S TAUNT, ONCE AND AGAIN.
CAO HONG HAD BEEN IGNORED
CAO HONG'S UNIT MORALE DROPPED.
SOUTH-WESTERN BATTLEFIELDS
MA CHAO'S UNIT HAD BEGUN BATTLE WITH ZHEN JI'S UNIT
Zhen Ji: What the hell? Isn't Ma Chao supposed to be dead?
Man Chong: Good Question, and when did Diao Chan became his Sub-General?
Zhen Ji: Isn't Diao Chan, Dong Zhuo's sub general?
Man Chong: Do not look at me. I do not know what the heck is going on!!
Private: Pang De had deserted Wei's Rank, and surrendered to Shu's Rank!!
Zhen Ji: Ma Chao's sub general?
Private:Yeh! How do you know?