Preparation :
With Phaser set on max quickly (about 14.7 milliseconds) fire on each tribble to remove hair without setting tribble on fire. Then bounce the tribble against the wall to remove burnt crust of skin. In a small molecular velocity accelerating chamber (MVAC) cook the tribbles and the rest of the ingrediants seperately. If a MVAC isn't available get Scotty to alter transporters to increase molecular energy of objects they transport. After cooking seperately, stir-fry everything togather for a final five minutes to achieve authentic taste. Season and serve