Recipe : Barbecued Wookiee
SFC : Volume 1
Ingredients :
Preparation :
The first thing is to learn to eat with either hand, just in case your Wookiee hunting does not go very well. The second thing is to get the Wookiee dead, and that means getting them angry, "You don't want to get a Wookiee mad!"...OK, so somehow you killed the Wookiee..(clap! clap!) Skin and hoist it onto a spit and over a large fire. Use a large new broom to brush barbeque sauce on the Wookiee. The last thing one must remember, is to disguise the wookiee to look like anything BUT a dead Wookiee. This is in case of visitors which may include Wookiees or friends of Wookiees. Cook rare, medium-rare or well done. Tastes like the dark meat in chicken!
