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13. What's the difference between the USC Homecoming Queen and an elephant? ABOUT 20 POUNDS!
14. Did you hear about the USC student who ran through campus shouting Columbia was going to be attacked by Clemson? HE HEARD THAT CLEMSON HAS JUST BOUGHT
A NEW WATER TANK.
15. A Carolina graduate had driven a VW bug since graduation and had over 250,000 miles on it. He told a friend he wanted to trade it. The friend said it had too many miles to be worth much and suggested that he run the odometer back. A few weeks later the friend saw him still driving the VW and asked him why he hadn't traded it. HE SAID, "BECAUSE IT ONLY HAS 50,000 MILES ON IT NOW."
16. How do you get a Carolina graduate off your front porch? YOU PAY FOR THE PIZZA. |
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