Pirvan vs. Cadence
Cadence sits down against the graffiti filled wall and pulls out a very large, old book. Flipping through the pages, he looks for an interesting story. Finding what he wants, he giggles and starts muttering to himself about a very hungry caterpillar. Within a few seconds a small worm-like larvae can be seen scampering around the room eating anything it can find. It grows very quickly and is soon eating bits of sinks, pipes, and toilets, getting even bigger all the while. Before long it is taking up most of the space in the little washroom and you begin to wonder if you'll be suffocated by caterpillar fur in the near future. Just as that seems to be even more likely, the hungry little bug turns toward Pirvan looking for its next ingestion victim.
Pirvan snickers, watching the caterpillar. Pirvan knows exactly how to deal with a massive caterpillar.. Winter! He puts his hands out and starts to chill the room with his magick. The caterpillar might find it being frozen.. and winter does what it normally does to those little creatures! Though that isn't all that Pirvan is doing.. Colder and colder it gets around the room and you might find it hard to do anything if you aren’t able to keep warm!
Cadence knows the perfect solution to winter. He pulls out his magic purple crayon and draws a teeny tiny dot. Then he draws some soil and a shovel and plants the little seed. All he has to do now is sit back and watch The Tiny Seed. Spring comes very very quickly, with lots of rain and bright sunshine. Before long Pirvan's winter has melted away into the sunny warmth of Spring. The little seed sprouts up and grows very quickly in the hurried seasons. Snakelike vines stretch out, wrapping around anything they can find. Before long, the entire washroom is covered in recently thawed caterpillar and vines. Once completely thawed, the caterpillar spins a nice cocoon and breaks out of it into a large and very beautiful butterfly. The vines slither toward Pirvan, ready to squeeze him into the perfect climbing stake.
Pirvan eyes the vines, not liking the idea his winter was taken away so easily. He lets the vines grab him, yet his hands grab a hold of the vines. Chanting heavily, the vines themselves start to freeze. Completely frozen now, Pirvan gets a smirk upon his face and nods towards Cadence. Exploding with some strange force, Cadence now has to avoid as many sharp ice shards as physically possible!
Cadence grasps his magic crayon and quickly draws up a very large spider. It's a very busy very large spider. With super speed, despite all distractions it quickly makes up a very large, useful, and beautiful spider web. Now, we all know how strong spider silk is...even stronger than steel. And from a very big spider, the silk is bigger and stronger than ever. Sitting behind the quickly forming web, Cadence curls up into a little ball, holding his book in front of him for protection, along with just about everything he has in his bag and pocket standing between his precious flesh and the incoming ice shards. When all is said and done, Cadence's brilliantly yellow, polka-dotted pants and shirt are wet and a bit ripped up. The spider web blocked most of the ice shards, but some got through and impaled Twinkies through his pants pocket. With naught but a few scratches on his thick green skin, Cadence uncurls himself and looks around. The very large, very busy spider is now also very angry. It quickly wraps up the ice shards, which Cadence assumes may be bits and pieces of Pirvan, into silky balls and tries to digest them as quickly as possible.
Pirvan is nowhere to be seen. The shards of the exploded Pirvan are covered in silk.. very strong silk. Oh what is Pirvan to do? Before the spider and Cadence... a snow storm seems to erupt! It dies out and Pirvan is there again. He seems quite well, though weakened considerably. He stretches his hands out and snow seems to come from them.. Loads of snow.. ready to bury Cadence and the spider.. completely!
Cadence dances about happily in the snow, making snowballs and chucking them at Pirvan. Making a nifty little snowman. Suddenly realizing he's in danger, Cadence looks around. He hears faint Christmas music, and remembers the farmer that dreamt it was snowing. Quickly running in expanding circles, Cadence looks for the farmer. As the music gets louder, he focuses his blinded search in that area, finally stumbling across the farmer's house and nice warm cozy fireplace. Letting himself in, he sits himself by the fire and warms his frozen bum.
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