SkyeFyre vs. Cadence
Cadence snaps his fingers and a large basin appears. He pulls a slightly smushed twinkie from his pocket, where he'd secured it after retrieving it from Neo. Concentrating intensely, Cadence tries to integrate what he's seen Jaxom do into his spell. Throwing the twinkie into the air he waits for it to divide and the two to come back down. Catching one he throws the other back up again. As the twinkies divide and multiply, Cadence tosses them into the large basin. For several minutes, he performs this seemingly senseless act. After a while he stops and looks into the basin. It is full of a creamy glob. Cadence carefully reaches into his secret pocket and pulls out one of the many Aryne kisses he has saved and tosses it into the twinkie mush. Suddenly the squishy mess in the basin is seductively irresistable to SkyeFyre. Cadence, himself, has some trouble avoiding its temptation. Waiting until Skye is fully submerged in the twinkie pudding, he cackles playfully and pulls two sticks out of his messy purple hair. Beating the sticks down on the edges of the basin, Cadence begins a haunting rhythm. Soon, the entire bowl reverberates unhealthfully intense sound waves throughout the twinkie paste. Unfortunately, Skye has realized that it is much easier to get into a huge slippery bowl than it is to get out of one.
SkyeFyre eeps! She peers puddingfacedly up out of the basin at Cadence. A sprinkle of twinkie filling flutters off her eyelashes as she blinks. She then decidedly decides that she might as well finish what she's started and she continues on to lick the bowl clean after quite some time. Licking her fingers and unmussing her mussed up hair she ponders her options as she sits in the still trembling bowl. She beings to rock back and forth in the basin causing it to slowly teeter from side to side. With one last heavy rock she flounders out onto the floor of the ampitheatre as the bowl spills over completely and shudders to a swirling halt end up. SkyeFyre just lies there for a bit trying to get used to the non tremblyness. Then she sits up pulling a bottle of hair dye out of her sack and hurls it at Cadence. The lid spins open and the contents splash all over his purple hair. THE SOURCE OF ALL HIS MAGICAL POWERS! Egad, what shall he do now?!?!
Cadence acks and falls over screaming. When he fails to spontaneously combust he slowly opens one eye and looks around. Looking at the dye splattered over his entire body and soaked into his hair he realizes that Skye accidentally threw a bottle of purple dye at him. What a relief! Turning to Skye, Cadence tries to think of a way to get back at her for that scare, but before he can do anything flashes of purple surround the ampitheater. For a moment nothing but purple and loud abnoxious noises can be seen or heard, but soon enough you realize that the flying purple monkeys have escaped! Cadence bangs his sticks together a few times and leaves them hanging in midair to provide him with a nice beat. He stands up and starts dancing. The monkeys see him dancing and decide they must dance too. Cadence moves toward Skye, hoping to dance with her. Unfortunately the monkeys beat him to it. Within half a minute, Skye is surrounded by hundreds of flying purple monkey that all want to be the only one she dances with.
SkyeFyre smiles and bats her pretty eyes at the multitudes of monkeys. She then instructs them to form an orderly line and dances with them each in turn. The monkeys fly away, each mumbling to the others about how Skye liked him best. Even after all that dancing Skye isn't tired and she has decided to save all her snazziest moves for Cadence. Unfortunately her snazziest moves involve a lot of stepping on feet. Before the night is over Cadence may end up with aching footsies if he doesn't do something quick like!
Cadence dances happily with Skye for a short period of time, until his feet start to hurt. Thinking quick he leads Skye near the two sticks that are still beating out happy rhythms. Wrapping his arms tightly around Skye, he jumps up, pulling her with him. As the two fall back to the ground the sticks slide their way under Skye's feet, to keep them moving quick and sure and off of Cadences poor abused feets. The sticks however decide to take Skye a bit beyond her snazziest moves. Whirling and twirling her around the ampitheater at breakneck speed, the two sticks decide to take SkyeFyre for the ride of her life.
SkyeFyre laughs in terror and giddy sugar induced insanity as she speeds around the room making zooming noises. Somehow, she manages to get the sticks under her control. Maybe it has something to do with her control of the conduction of sound or maybe it was just some fluke thing. You know, one of those things that just happens. Anyway it happened. Or is happening. Whatever. So they're under her control and she's zooming around buzzing Cadence and making a general pest of herself. All of a sudden she speeds up to the top of the protective and suddenly barrels back down towards Cadence dive bombing him.
Cadence whistles and the sticks come to an abrupt halt, sending Skye falling into his arms where he kisses her playfully, hoping not to get smacked.
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