How many Japanese do you need to........

1. How many Japanese does it take to changed a lightbulb ?
   3 (1 who does the change , 2 to watch)
2. How many Japanese does it take to run a meeting ?
   4 (1 who talks, 3 who sleeps).
3. How many Japanese does it take to fill a subway train ?
   The whole city population.
4. How many Japanese does it take to fix a computer ?
   4 (3 who holds the computer, 1 stays in the toilet).
5. How many Japanese does it take to perform a surgery ?
   7 (6 who tries, 1 to tell the relatives that the patient aint gonna make it).
6. How many Japanese does it take to answer the phone ?
   None (they never do).
7. How many Japanese does it take to teach driving ?
   8 (1 instructor per day of the week, 1 to collect 350,000 Yen charge).
8. How many Japanese does it take to move a desk ?
   A lot (all of them needs jobs).
9. How many Japanese does it take to turn a PC on ?
   2 (1 who turns it on, 1 to check if there is in fact electricity).
10. How many Japanese does it take to attend a wedding party ?
    As much as you can invite , after all, they will have to pay.
11. How many Japanese COMEDIANS does it take to run a quiz show ?
    As much as it could fit the TV screen.
12. How many Japanese does it take to run a printer ?
    None (they are afraid to go near it).

© 1997 Ricardo Cheung

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