November 6
Dear Mom, 								
	
I'm such a slacker! It has been far too long since I last wrote, and I 
felt it all the way. However, these past two weeks or so have been 
incredibly hectic what with going to Taraz (formerly Zhambul down in the 
south) for the big PCV Halloween party, but I am getting ahead of myself. 
I will now attempt to backtrack and get you up to date, but this will be 
a doozy! 

At least three weeks ago, we went to the horse races out at the 
fairgrounds with thousands of other locals. One of Paul's students 
invited him to go and Paul asked us to go along for support. It felt a 
lot like a county fair with lots of people milling around, although most 
of the refreshments with vendors selling sunflower seeds - semech-kee - 
soda pop and a few people who had set up shaslik (bbq) stands or big pots 
of boiling oil to cook monti (a kind of dumpling thingy that is quite 
popular here). 

For 50 tenge, we squeezed through the turnstile (I mailed the ticket in 
the last package) and worked our way along the front of the bleachers - 
definitely standing out in the crowd. The bleachers are made of concrete, 
yet still managed to sway and creak in an alarming fashion with all the 
people on it. The opening ceremony was a bit long with speeches; it was 
part of the celebration of the end of the harvest, so the minisiter had 
to congratulate Boris, the supervisor, for squeezing more rice or grain 
out of the already taxed land, and then give him a t.v. or a vacumn 
cleaner. The nice part of the ceremony were the 400 plus women dressed in 
bright, colorful traditional costumes (don't worry; we took pictures!). 

After all that was cleared away, the races began with a marathon 24 
kilometer one. Many of the jockeys were little boys - maybe seven years 
old and up - riding without saddles or helmet. A huge pack of them 
thundered off around this 1.5 mile dirt track in a cloud of dust. As the 
race dragged on, a ragged, whistling cheer with wave down the stands as 
the horses passed, and horses slowly began dropping out on the back curve 
where is was less embarrassing than in front of thousands. The last two 
laps were exciting, bringing the crowd to its cold feet - it was 
suprisingly cold that morning. The top three got prizes: tv, vcr, and 
vacumn cleaner.

Unfortunately we got there too late to see the more traditional sports 
like wrestling and a game which is some kind of mix of polo and rugby, 
and involves a stuffed bag as the 'ball' - from what I hear, the carcass 
of a sheep used to be the 'ball' back in the good old days...

After some shorter yet just as boring races of horses, out came the 
camels. Of the three runners, three came from Hurricane's camel farm. I 
think the one we rode the weekend before was the one that bowed out of 
the race; maybe I haven't lost that much weight? A running camel is a 
dignified yet ludicrous sight. You can tell they are designed to walk 
forever, not scurry around a track at a human's demand. These guys had 
floppy humps that bobbed back and forth as they hoofed (or is it padded?) 
around the track. 

The sprint races were last - only two laps - and those were pretty cool 
with the horses going all out. And then it was abruptly over. I took some 
shots of these interesting old men for color, so when I am done with this 
roll, I will send it home. I found out that there are Hurricane people 
going home every two weeks instead of four. I also think we will be able 
to send home the footlockers with some of them at the end of our two 
years as they only commute back and forth with a small bag usually. 
Fighting with the crowd to get on a microbus home was a treat. I am 
always reminded of those clown cars at the circus.... 

The following week was of nothing special to remember. I'll try to ask 
Joan to look in her journal to see if anything worth writing about 
happened. 
On Friday we had Paul and Dixie over for dinner which was very low key 
and pleasant. Paul had been invited by his students to go out and party 
as they had all got their 'student money from the government. As per 
usual, he invited us to go along as back up. Hey, don't tell Paul's mom 
that Paul is a party animal! I'm sure she doesn't know... Hi, Mrs. Kaplan 
or may I call you Hannah? The microbus had just passed from the apartment 
building desert where we live to the nicer suburbs with individual house 
when suddenly there was a large explosion and the front of the microbus 
filled with a cloud of smoke or dust. The vehicle bucked to a stop in the 
middle of the road, and I made ready to elbow the babuska next to me in 
the head to escape the burning vehicle. But then I noticed that everyone 
was just sitting there, and it turned out that it was just a tire blow 
out. They use and reuse the tires here so much that this is not uncommon. 
After a delay, it was fixed and we got out downtown but couldn't find 
Paul and went home to bed. We found out later that the group had gone to 
another place. 	Saturday was the Day of the Republic (da-da-dah!) and was 
celebrated by a big event in the square near the institute. We got a late 
start and missed most of it but saw some singing and other stuff. We all 
ran into students from our various educational institutions who insisted 
on being in photos with us. 

One thing I have not mentioned about Kazakstan is the large amount of 
people who, in front of a memorial or in a park or in front of a 
government building or wherever, set up a stand with a poster of all the 
beautiful photos of people they have taken. They will gladly take your 
photo with a Polaroid or take your picture and info, and you can pick it 
up later, all for a low, low fee. It seems to be an national habit to 
have your picture taken with friends on holidays and such. Some 
photographers even bring in props like lawn chairs, fake flowers, 
carpets, huge teddy bears, carts without the horse, and my favorite, 
which we have a picture of us standing next to it (I can't wait to see 
it), a person in a big duck costume with a large top hat on! A life is 
good... 

Speaking of photographers, I have to laugh sometimes. There are people 
here who claim to be photographers; they have camera bags, the vests, 
etc, yet equipment-wise, all they have is a cheesy Polaroid or a little 
point and shoot. Whenever Joan's school has a function, they have a 
photographer come and take pictures. When I first saw him, he had this 
big, nice camera bag, but he opened it and pulled out this dinky little 
camera and started firing away. He also just stood in one place and took 
photos of the people who came up to speak or present awards. He didn't 
move around for different angles or perspectives, no close ups, nothing. 
My amatuer photograper soul cried out at the horror! 

We ran into Dixie downtown and gave her our keys to go hang out at our 
house since she is going crazy living in the dormitory for the Hurricane 
Oil people. She also needed some 'cat time' as her's is still in Almaty. 
We were on our way to go 'ghosting' or 'ghos-tee' in Russian - from the 
word for guesting. I guess we would call it guesting: going to someone's 
house to visit and eat - the major activity here, and something we lack 
in the states. The director of the chemistry and ecology department at 
the institute, a woman named Bronyea, had met Paul and found out that he 
was Jewish and had invited him over for the Jewish holiday that 
celebrates the end of a year long reading of the Torah. She is Jewish by 
heritage but lost it when her family was forcibly deported to Kazakstan 
back in the 40s or 50s by Stalin. Her father was called a 'fist' which is 
idiomatic for an exploiter and sent to Sibera for four years. He returned 
to his family in Kazakstan after four years, but never regained her 
health and died soon after. She has two children: a daughter in Ukraine 
and a son in Russia. 

She made us a Jewish meal based on an old book she had about observing 
Jewish customs. The food was ..... interesting, but not bad. Timur came 
along to translate and harrass Paul to drink more shots of vodka even 
though he doesn't drink due to a bad stomach. The woman's assistant from 
the institute was there to help but had to leave to take care of her own 
Republic day celebrations. Her apartment was very small, but cozy with a 
small dog that was smaller than the monster of a cat she had. Not fat, 
just tiger-like and beautiful. Her apartment was full of books, 
especially this collection of children's encyclopedias from Soviet times, 
full of fascination pictures and information. They had all of the flags 
from the Soviet Repubilcs which were all of different colors and patterns 
of broad stripes and single stars or cresent moons. She had this homemade 
cherry juice or 'compote' as they call it that was heavenly. We drank 
most of her supply that day, the poor woman.

We went home to roust Dixie out from the depths of the sofa where she had 
spent the day with her book and the cat. We met at Paul's house for a 
quick snack and a few beers and then on to the Kizabek to meet people 
from Hurricane who had just returned from the west. The Kizabek was 
closed, so we headed over to the A frame restaurant bar/cafe which I 
think I took a picture of. There we found them and the man who carried 
our first package over who says he mailed it (by now) at least three 
weeks ago, so hopefully the mail is just slow. We saw him last night at 
the Cafe-Bar up the street from the Kizabek, and he said that you 
(Claudia) had talked to his wife for about 45 minutes. 

The party at the A frame was a bit flat - the music was that really bad 
dance stuff , shudder... - so we headed back to the square because we had 
heard there was supposed to be dancing and celebrating, but nothing was 
going on, so we headed home. 

An English teacher that Joan had met stopped by earlier today to try to 
hit Joan up to teach at her school, yaddy yaddy ya, the same old song and 
dance, but had brought, as a bribe, a box of chocolates made in 
Karagandan, a city north of Almaty. Chocolates are very popular here, but 
unfortunately most people buy these boxes of crappy, stale chocolates 
from Germany or Turkey. These locally made chocolates were incredible; 
dark, rich chocolate and one of the few inoffensive creamy fillings I've 
run into. 

On Sunday I went with Paul to the house of the Jewish people he has met 
in town. He met the mother in her hair salon where he got his hair cut 
and noticed a Jewish star there which led to him going over there to 
tutor them English (like everyone else, they are planning on going to 
America, and I think they will actually do it), eat food and banya with 
them. He invited me along for the ride, and who can pass up a chance at a 
banya. 

They live back in the burbs between the bazaar and our microregion in a 
beautiful, old fashioned house. I have wanted to see the inside of these 
houses; I pass by them all the time and have seen them all over 
Kazakstan. Single story, whitewashed houses with tall wooden fences 
surrounding yards full of mysterious stuff and outbuilding. Well, I can 
say that they are as interesting as I hoped, at least this one is. It a 
big house with many large spacious rooms full of beds. I'm not sure of 
how many people live there, but I'm sure it is a lot. Mom, remember those 
books about the English family that were very sensuous in their eating 
and lifestyles? There is a series of books that we have or have read, and 
the covers are mostly cartoon-like. They're sort of lovable English 
rednecks. Well, these people remind me of them in some ways. At first 
they look like Kazaks, but once they are away from the crowd and by 
themselves, you can tell they are different- more gypsy or swarthy 
looking (although those terms could be considered degrogertory). They fed 
Paul and I in this large room at a communal table, stuffed us full of 
borscht and these amazing breaded and fried potato dumpling thingys. They 
pulled out this incredibly beautiful wooden chess set that had been hand 
carved by the grandfather. The pieces are tall and spindly but of 
beautiful blonde and dark wood. Paul beat the pants off one of the sons, 
and then the patriarch stepped in an showed Paul a thing or two. 

Here's something for Uncle Bob and all those wood burners out there. The 
house is divided up into nine rooms by four interior walls (a 3 by 3 
grid). Where the walls intersect, there is a huge, vertical, maybe three 
foot in diameter stove built into the walls, so approximately a quater of 
the circumfrence is exposed in each wall. They build fires in these 
stoves with either wood or coal to keep the house warm. I will be curious 
to see how they work and should have ample opportunity as they want me to 
come back and bring Joan too. The mother cut Joan's hair awhile ago - you 
should have seen how short it was; it shocked Joan a bit. This is also 
the family that gave us Goobi. 

Then we headed out to the banya to get naked with the men and be whipped 
(vigoruously hit is morelikeit) with bundles of hot, fragrant branches. 
It had been July since I last banyaed and it felt good! Howevery it did 
get to be a bit much and I had to leave before I either passed out or 
threw up. 	After the banya, we went back in a had a cold beer - yahoo... 
- and then Paul and I tutored them for about an hour. They had taken a 
table top and propped it up against the wall on top of another table. 
With piece of chalk in one hand and a glass of beer in the other, I 
taught the mom, son and daughter how to conjugate the verb "be" and to 
use in in basic sentences. Unfortunately it was cut all too short by our 
need to take off to the Hurricane building to catch the Hurricane bus to 
their sports center to play badminton. We bid them adieu and hope to see 
them this weekend. 

I met a Canadian at Hurricane who plays badminton and had four high 
quaility carbon graphite rackets. We were going to play badminton but 
never got around to it before he went home on rotation. He loaned me his 
rackets, and Paul and I showed up at the sports center maquarading as 
clueless Hurricane people. There were some people playing - some older 
guys who were incredibly good and a couple who more at our level - who 
invited us to play doubles. They said that they thought we were Turkish 
when they first saw us. It has been at least seven or eight years since I 
last played, but I think I did a pretty respectable job of barely losing 
three out five games with Paul. They just about begged us to come back 
and play, and I hope to this weekend. We played in an old basketball gym 
with a wooden floor that had lots of new two by fours set edgewise into 
the floor to replace old broken ones. This gave the floored sort of a 
mullato appearance of old wood and bright new ones. The old floor also 
had some interesting dips, bends and waves in it that the new one often 
could not match which resulted in edges and ends that stuck up, sometimes 
in a very splintery way, and liked to trip the unwary. 

I got a good work out from it but wacked myself pretty darn good in the 
shin bone with the racket head. My knee started to hurt after playing and 
while waiting for the bus but then it settled down. However, later that 
night at home, it really started to hurt to the point where I couldn't 
stand and had to lie down in quite considerable pain. I was also 
unusually cold and was shivering. I spent most of the evening on the sofa 
under a blanket. I think my leg caught the flu. I can you hear you now 
making comments about playing sports on a bum knee, and I know it's true. 
I'm going to try it one more time to see if it happens again, and if it 
does, then I definitely will stop. I am pretty dumb, huh, mom?

We got a new toner cartridge for our photocopy machine! This is 
incredibly exciting as before you could barely see the copies which meant 
you couldn't make copies of copies and therefore cut and paste stuff from 
other books onto handouts. It also meant that in the poorly illuminated 
classrooms, we were causing massive amounts of eye damage to our 
students. This now allows for a lot more creativity in producing 
materials for our students. 

Speaking of materials, the RC had ordered a lot of books from Cambridge 
Press using left over money from our SOROS grant, about $5000 worth or 
so. Unfortunately, while they were in a warehouse in Almaty, some &*%$*# 
stole most of them. Of the shipment we only got two boxes, one of 
worthless study guides to literature like the Swiss Family Robinson or 
Animal Farm that is way over almost everybody's heads here (including 
most taeachers). Luckily one box that survived contained three or four 
sets of a series of ESL books called InterChange that include a student's 
book, a workbook, a teacher's manual, a lab guide, and cassettes to all 
of the books (not the teacher's manual of course). The author's name is 
Jack Richard's, and I would like to shake his hand for he has created 
some of the best ESL books I have seen! In grad school we spent a lot of 
time reviewing and critiquing ESL books, and many of them just plain out 
suck! I can't believe some of the crap that gets published. These 
InterChange books, however, are really good with lots of well placed 
visuals, activities, games, exercises, and so on. I have been using them 
for some of my classes since we got them last week and have found them 
very effective. I know this is a little cheesy, but could you find this 
guy's address? I would like to write him a letter of appreciation from a 
foreign land. Oh, I just looked at the back of the book and it appears 
that he is a professor in New Zealand at the University of Aukland. I 
guess I will just write to him direct. 

...to be continued
love, 	Rich 

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