
WHAT A DAY The town will never forget the day rdf For my dear friends Meghan and Paige T. :-)
& The Pagan
the Pagan and the Mage went out to play
having given the old witch a potion to drink
then locking her away under the sink
They built for the old Wizard a tower
using only rubber cement and flour
The Mage said a quart, the Page said an ounce
whichever they used the tower can bounce
from the side of the house to the top of the car
it carried the wizard off to lands afar
They clapped their hands and shouted with glee
watching the witch try to break free
For the wizard cast a spell upon the sink
locking it tightly and causing a great stink
And now as he bounces hither and yon
his magical spell remains securely on
They called down a snowstorm in mid July
from out of a bright sunny summer sky
The mailman they cursed with pigtails, the gerbil with curls
Nothing was safe from these playful little girls
The old wizard's tower landed in their yard
it ejected the old wizard, it landed so hard
They howled with laughter as he landed in the weeds
leaving him covered with dandelion seeds
The Wizard growled and scowled upon seeing the mess
and the tower bounced away heading to the west
with a wave of his hands the sink was unlocked
freeing the old witch, leaving the girls deeply shocked
"What have you done you old fool" they cried
the evil witch herded the Pagan and the Mage inside
To this day the world is covered in little dents
from the bouncing tower of the days events
With the old wizard close behind it with a bottle of glue
laughing and chuckling , shouting ,"I'll be back for you two"
