The Truth About Fraser
by: M-A
"What is it with you and logic, Fraser?"
"Logic is bred in me, Ray."
"Uh?"
"Have you ever seen that television show which aired in the 1960's called `Star Trek'?"
"Yeah... You actually watched tv?"
"Oh, don't be ridiculous, Ray!"
"So, what about it?"
"In spite of a few erroneous things, I thought the show portrayed my people quite well."
"Your people?"
"Vulcans, Ray."
"Fraser, how much lake water did you inhale?"
"Of course, I'm only half Vulcan. My mother's half, actually."
"Fraser, you don't have pointy ears. And I bet your blood isn't green."
"Of course not. As I said, I'm *half* Vulcan. I've chosen to live on Earth because I prefer the climate here, but I still try to adhere to the Vulcan way of life. Of course, it is difficult to live a life of pure logic here, but I do what I can."
"We *have* to get the water quality checked."
"Ray, you're being quite illogical. Don't tell me you thought we're alone in this universe?"
"Hmm... I need more proof."
"Ha ha! *See*! Even you need logic!"
"I don't need logic, Fraser, I need *proof*."
"Do you know about Victoria?"
"Only that you went nuts when she showed up."
"Pon far."
"(sputtering)"
Fin.
Fraser's part Vulcan. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. :-) Return to the
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