Bump in the night
by Marian

pg-13

"Now remember Ray, we have to be careful, there are many unknowns in this place"
"Don't worry Benny I can handle it"
"Ah, there is the doorman. His street name is Reaper."
"Let me take this. Hey Reaper how is it going? I hear there are some real tough guy wanna be's in there. Can you get us in?"
"Yeah, but I can't guarantee that you will come out alive, he he he. You go on in and find the guys who are tryin to mess the place up. It's ruinin it for the rest of my customers. By the way, Mountie, that red suit makes you a nice target on the inside."
"I'll be careful, thank you kindly. After you Ray."
"It's dark....hey, Reaper locked the door behind us."
"I suggest we move on and try to fine the troublemakers... Ah, there is a light around the corner."
"WATCH OUT!"
"Thank you Ray. That door opened so quickly."
"I just wanna know what the hell that giant thing coming out of it was."
"I couldn't tell. Let's go on."
"Great, we're in someone's shower and.. oh sorry miss is I didn't mean to.. Crap! She 's dead. Fraser where are those guys? We have to get them before they do anything more but there's only one way and that's the way we came."
"I see a crack in the wall perhaps if I ah yes, a secret panel. Hmmm we appear to be in a child's room."
"And there's something moving under the bed c'mon out of there you son of a...ah man it's a clown doll. I hate clowns. Christ it moved again, how's it doing that?"
"Never mind Ray, we have to get our suspects. Excuse me miss but could you tell us if you have seen some young men who have been vandalizing this place? Hello?"
"I don't think she can hear you, Benny. She's pretty old and in a wheelchair... er Benny?"
"What?"
"Look up."
"Oh dear, more bodies and they appear to have been hanging there for some time."
"Hey, where'd the old lady go?"
"I think there is more going on here than meets the eye Ray."
"No shit Sherlock"
"There's no reason to swear at me Ray. Now I see some laboratory equipment. No doubt that it is being used for questionable purposes."
"Owww! Who did that? Come out, wherever you are. They tried to drop a bunch of shelves on us. Let's get the hell out of here."
"We can't Ray. We must find what we came here for."
"What the... Fraser this is insane. That wall was solid and then it's like I could see through it. Next thing you know we'll be seeing ghosts."
"God, I hope my father doesn't show up."
"What did you say Benny"
"Nothing Ray. Oh dear, this floor is unstable. Be careful."
"Uh Benny...am I blind or are there more dead bodies up ahead. Some sicko must have posed them here. There are coffins here used as furniture. This is nasty."
"It would appear they all have been dead for some time. Some even appear to be mummified"
"We need back up.. Let's call for help. Whoa.. I can't move... feel dizzy.. the room is spinning."
"Hang on Ray. Close your eyes and move forward, there is a door ahead."
"Uuuuooh Damn, its dark and what's crunching on the floor? Ahhhhhh spiders! Christ they are huge! Get 'em away from me!"
"Ray, they appear to be a harmless species so..."
"Shut up Benny. I think I hear someone up ahead."
"Wait, Ray, don't move so fast. We don't know what....DUCK! "
"Ouch, don't push me down so hard.".
" But there was a man with a sword there a moment ago."
"EEEEEEEEEEEKKK"
"Someone over there is screaming Ray "
"No kidding. Lets move"
"Help us! Help us!"
"We're here. Are you guys trying to tear up the joint ?".
"Someone dared us. They said we couldn't make it through this place in one piece and we had to each bring a souvenir we tore off the walls."
"Well, you are now under arrest."
"Yeah right, Some rent- a- cop the doorman hired is gonna arrest us."
"Oh, now you start to act tough. Look at the badge, asshole."
"Damn a real cop. Ok, ok, just get us outta here. We confess. This place is creepy. "
"Ray, judging from the breeze coming from that direction I think this leads to the outside. Let us proceed down the ramp and... LOOK OUT!"
"Aghhhhh"
"Eeeek"
"Heeeeelp"
"Damn, Benny, that truck had a loud airhorn "
"Indeed, Ray, He almost hit us"
"I was blinded by his lights. Thanks for saving us, cop"
"No problem. Now we're out. Here's Reaper."
"So, did you get the guys?"
" Got 'em right here. They confessed to damaging your property."
"Ray, here are some uniformed officers."
"Take these guys away "
"So, Ray what did you think of our little adventure. Just another normal day of work, right?"
"I swear Benny if you take me to another haunted house attraction I will kill you."
"But, it is for charity."
"I don't care. It's too much like the real stunts you drag me into to be fun. Ahh jeez, Benny don't look at me like that. Crap stop with the big eyed Mountie look already. I tell you what, we'll grab Ma, Tony, Maria, the kids and bring em here. These things are more fun with the family."
"What about Franchesca?"
"Gee, I dunno Benny what do you think she'll do when she gets in a dark hallway with you."
"Oh dear. Stop laughing Ray."
"He, he ,he. Let the terror begin."



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