"A plastic pumpkin?" Fraser rolled his eyes, his disgust shared equally between wolf and laughing Italian. "You should be grateful that Ray has forgiven you, not making demands. And I think a pumpkin, plastic or otherwise, is totally inappropriate under the circumstances."
"No, it's okay, Benny. In fact, I think it's perfect. I think it's so perfect, Dief can have my old plastic pumpkin, I think it's still got a handle on it and everything. He can carry it himself."
"You shouldn't encourage him, Ray."
"Probably not, but what the heck. It's for Halloween."
"Uncle Ray?"
"Hmm?"
"Can we take Diefenbaker for a walk?"
Ray consulted silently with Fraser, who checked with the wolf. Agreement was as voicelessly achieved. "Sure. Stay on the sidewalk, don't cross the street, and don't talk to strangers. Twice around the block, then come right back, okay?"
The two young ladies and their furry white chaperone bounded down the rickety stairs, almost before the last admonition had sounded. "Hey, Benny? I'm going to need a hand with the kids this year. Wanna play dressup and help me out?"
"I'd be happy to, Ray, but I don't have a costume. Is it really necessary for the adults to wear costumes?"
"Hey, we can't beg for candy, so dressing up is the only fun adults are allowed. Speaking of which, I need your help with my costume . . ."
EPILOG:
Amidst the elves and Elvises that paraded from house to house in search of edible treasure on All Hallow's Eve that year, strode one of the stranger dog-as-pony shows ever seen on fair Octavia Street. A shaggy ("no, you may not shave him, for authenticity or otherwise") wolf in harness and Halti pulled a red Radio Flyer done up as a miniature Conestoga wagon driven by a smiling frontier midget in full skirt and bodice from house to house in the late afternoon glow. An orange plastic treat-pumpkin dangled from the draft animal's mouth.
Riding shotgun were a buckskin-wearing frontiersman ("suede suits you, Fraser") and a balding Italian Mountie in full dress reds, who released the four-footed beggar at every house to accompany Ms. Frontier and her variously-accoutered siblings, cousins, and friends to the door for his well-earned reward.
A good time was had by all, and Diefenbaker's uncomplaining tour as beast of burden once again endeared him to all but the most hardened hearts.
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