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AJMyBtch: Jacobine! New SN!

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Auto response from ABlueMew2: I am asleep... or I am trying to fall asleep. Hoppy the TP mummy will keep you company... isn't that right Hoppy?
Yes... yes it is Blue.... I am Hoppy, the Toilet Paper Mummy, and the new Cabana Boy at RINIBEAN..... write a story about me and you could win an award.

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ABlueMew2: YAY!
AJMyBtch: Wake up god damn it!
AJMyBtch: YAY!
ABlueMew2: How do you make a new SN?
AJMyBtch: Dude, all I could think about this morning was fruitcake and dogshit.
ABlueMew2: lol
AJMyBtch: Re-download AOL is all I can think of.
ABlueMew2: ahh.... don't really want to do that
ABlueMew2: so we'll stick with good ol' Blue here
AJMyBtch: No. It's a bitch.
AJMyBtch: Mwahahahahaha!
ABlueMew2: I think I'm going to take intro to western riding... it's an hour class and according to Delilah it's really retarded.
ABlueMew2: sounds like the perfect class for me
AJMyBtch: Sounds like fun.
ABlueMew2: I would take intro to English, but it meets at retarded times
AJMyBtch: You'd be the star of the class.
AJMyBtch: hehehe
ABlueMew2: And I don't think Lori would let me either.... then again, you know, I've never shown
AJMyBtch: Dumbass. Is she back to her old bitchy self again?
ABlueMew2: nah... I just like the irony of having an FEI horse at one barn and intro level at the other
ABlueMew2: hell yeah
ABlueMew2: I hate her
ABlueMew2: Lori, Lauren... it's something with those names
AJMyBtch: I hated her last year. A FUCKING LOT!
ABlueMew2: no shit
ABlueMew2: we all hate her
AJMyBtch: Yeah. How's Marie Valentine?
ABlueMew2: except for her groupies
ABlueMew2: fine.
ABlueMew2: I'm still trying to get her convinced to train Li or Fashion
ABlueMew2: Betsy will, but I'd rather have the horse with me
AJMyBtch: Yay! That would kick ass!
AJMyBtch: Then you wouldn't have to keep driving.
ABlueMew2: I'm the one who needs to ride it
ABlueMew2: yeah
AJMyBtch: BTW, tickets for that event go on sale Friday I think.
ABlueMew2: ok
ABlueMew2: how much?
AJMyBtch: No clue.
ABlueMew2: and is it just them?
AJMyBtch: BSB, NSync, Matchbox 20, Goo Goo Dolls, Aerosmith, Michael Jackson, Bruce Springsteen.
AJMyBtch: And others.
ABlueMew2: sweetness
AJMyBtch: It's going to KICK ASS!
ABlueMew2: you saw the updated Hoppy, right?
AJMyBtch: I saw the one you sent me in my email.
ABlueMew2: ok... it's basically the same thing, but I got the words a little clearer
AJMyBtch: YAY!
ABlueMew2: and I'm doing this when I should be typing that fucker of an english paper and chem notebook
ABlueMew2: that are due tomorrow
AJMyBtch: Yep. Me too.
AJMyBtch: Same here.
AJMyBtch: And a Chem exam Friday.
ABlueMew2: fun shit. Ours is on Monday after break
ABlueMew2: which is OH SO FUN since I'll be studying on a plane... which doesn't work
ABlueMew2: but I did go to tutoring.
ABlueMew2: lol
AJMyBtch: Unfortunately, I stole my bro's PlayStation. I have Gallop Racer, FF9, and Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation or somthing.
AJMyBtch: Yep. PLANES! I figure anyone who flies is sending a big fuck you Osama's way.
AJMyBtch: Jaci gets to say FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
ABlueMew2: well then... doesn't look like you'll be doing anything other than playing playstation.
AJMyBtch: Uh..............................no
ABlueMew2: Seriously... does Hoppy look right?
AJMyBtch: Yeah. Funny as hell. We should send it to the BSB site.
AJMyBtch: LMFAO!
ABlueMew2: LMFAO!!!
ABlueMew2: I do need to go clean up the background some more.... damn .jpg configuration
AJMyBtch: Yeah. If only we could draw. Speaking of which, still in the process of drawing our cracked out cartoon. It's getting to be a little more involved than the stick people idea.
ABlueMew2: oh shit... okay?
ABlueMew2: what's it up to now?
AJMyBtch: Yeah.
AJMyBtch: Same thing, except characters aren't exactly stick people.
AJMyBtch: Yet still 2D.
AJMyBtch: Wierd as hell.
ABlueMew2: I think Hoppy is a damn good drawing from someone with NO artistic talent
ABlueMew2: So kind of like south park?
AJMyBtch: OH HELL YEAH! Yeah
AJMyBtch: Basically
AJMyBtch: You should see the pathetic attempt at a horse for Cowboy AJ I have. Oh dear god. I've seen cave drawings that are better.
ABlueMew2: oh god....
ABlueMew2: that's scary.
ABlueMew2: But anyway, I'm making Hoppy's story in to a contest... that way I get to choose which one I like the best, and I don't have to write it.
AJMyBtch: Yeah
AJMyBtch: SWEET!
AJMyBtch: Damn it! My Gallop Racer isn't working. FUCK!
ABlueMew2: what is that game?
AJMyBtch: Some sort of horse racing game. I keep wanting to get it, but never do. Then I get it, and it doesn't work.
ABlueMew2: ahh
AJMyBtch: Oops.........big surprise. I missed my Orgo class.
ABlueMew2: well, damn it
AJMyBtch: Yeah
AJMyBtch: But FF9 works!!!!!!
AJMyBtch: I am a happy panda!
ABlueMew2: yay!
AJMyBtch: NO! The Fruitcake Chronicles!
AJMyBtch: That's it!
ABlueMew2: LOL
AJMyBtch: It's sad and pathetic that I amuse myself this way. Then again, I'm sad and pathetic. brb. Seeing if more pics have arrived!
ABlueMew2: lol... have fun
AJMyBtch: Fuckers
ABlueMew2: nothing?
AJMyBtch: Nope
ABlueMew2: Damnit... there is no cleaning up Hoppy
ABlueMew2: lol... if you really want to.
ABlueMew2: It was pure luck that Hoppy turned out looking halfway human
ABlueMew2: let alone halfway like a mummy
ABlueMew2: let alone halfway like Nick the TP Mummy
ABlueMew2: I seriously was just staring at my wall while drawing
ABlueMew2: I couldn't get his fucking jawline right.
ABlueMew2: It was pissing me off
ABlueMew2: It's still not right.
ABlueMew2: yeah, it is, for no talent hacks like me
ABlueMew2: I seriously want to dye my hair black
ABlueMew2: but no one will help me... *sniffles*
ABlueMew2: that would be fucked up
ABlueMew2: I don't want her helping me.
ABlueMew2: She'll like dye half of my face black or something
ABlueMew2: just half... you know... so I look like a fucking idiot
AJMyBtch: Cruella De Vil!
ABlueMew2: lol
ABlueMew2: I should be typing my English
ABlueMew2: I really don't want to be up till midnight
ABlueMew2: but I really don't want to type my English
AJMyBtch: Yeah. So do I. I need to fucking sleep.
ABlueMew2: but now... I am searching for the fucking amadin's dance mix versions of songs
ABlueMew2: Why? BEcause AJ's attempt to rap is hilarious
AJMyBtch: Sweetness! Dude, there are a shitload of clubs in Windsor!
AJMyBtch: Oh shit! When you find it send it to me through the IM.
ABlueMew2: ok
AJMyBtch: Wahoo! I have no English done, and it's due tomorrow!
AJMyBtch: Yay!
ABlueMew2: yay!
ABlueMew2: dude... The Call... BSB with Eminem... sounds quite interesting
AJMyBtch: Holy shit. That sounds fucked up.
ABlueMew2: damnit... it's not working
ABlueMew2: search for Backstreet Boys-The Call2 (remix fet. Eminem)
AJMyBtch: Oh wow. That sounds awesome! Like shitting in your pants!
ABlueMew2: lol
ABlueMew2: Try to get it... I can't get it to work
AJMyBtch: My connection's down.
ABlueMew2: shit
AJMyBtch: Yeah. The internet here is having problems.
ABlueMew2: here too.. they are upgrading over fall break.
AJMyBtch: That could work.
ABlueMew2: dude, you know what would really be scary... if they happened to come across RINIBEAN after it's fully up... oi...
AJMyBtch: Oh dear god.
AJMyBtch: It'd be like the BSP on crystal meth!
ABlueMew2: LMFAO!!!
ABlueMew2: so then are you saying Nick will like it?
ABlueMew2: lol
AJMyBtch: I'm sure he'd find it amusing that someone is cracked enough to do a sad spinoff of the BSP.
ABlueMew2: oh dear god
ABlueMew2: that's just to scary
ABlueMew2: and you're right... it IS a sad spin off of the BSP
AJMyBtch: Yep.
AJMyBtch: I can't believe I even thought of it.
AJMyBtch: I really am gone. God. The psych dept. here would have a field day with us.
ABlueMew2: lol... well, you were influenced by dogshit and fruitcake
ABlueMew2: yep... definately shitting his pants.
AJMyBtch: Yep
AJMyBtch: Shitting his pants. Like constipation instead of stage fright.
ABlueMew2: lol
AJMyBtch: I think he must have a healthy supply of Pepto.
ABlueMew2: did we consider I Need You Tonight a sexy bitch song?
ABlueMew2: lol
AJMyBtch: I think so
AJMyBtch: I Need You Tonight.
AJMyBtch: Very suggestive.
ABlueMew2: not as suggestive as Drowning though
AJMyBtch: Oh hell no.
AJMyBtch: That's the Howie sexy bitch song.
ABlueMew2: yep:-)
AJMyBtch: And How Did I fall in love with you?
AJMyBtch: Or something like that.
ABlueMew2: *cries*
AJMyBtch: Mwahahahahaha!
AJMyBtch: *sniffles and tears*
ABlueMew2: dude, I'd be like throwing myself at any guy who sang that to me.... unless he was fugly
AJMyBtch: Oh yeah. I'd just cry my eyes oyt.
AJMyBtch: out*
AJMyBtch: Then glomp him.
AJMyBtch: Majorly.
ABlueMew2: probably be a little more than glomping...
ABlueMew2: just a bit
AJMyBtch: Oh. Just a bit. :-D
ABlueMew2: dude, you know what really pisses me off...
AJMyBtch: ??
ABlueMew2: Jeremy and his saying that we're gay
ABlueMew2: It's like his new thing that he thought up... and I punched him in the nose for it
AJMyBtch: We're gay?
ABlueMew2: oh yeah baby
ABlueMew2: you know it
AJMyBtch: My my...............someone is in need of coming out.
AJMyBtch: Hey sexy.
ABlueMew2: but seriously, I punched him for it.... and he deserved it.
AJMyBtch: Sweet!
AJMyBtch: When the hell did he say that.
ABlueMew2: he doesn't like it when someone calls him gay... I don't like it either
ABlueMew2: the other day when he and Jenny were sitting in here and I wanted them to leave, but they wouldn't, and you started talking to me
AJMyBtch: Exactly. I may have gay friends, but I'm not gay. Asshole.
ABlueMew2: same here
AJMyBtch: What brought the gay thing on then>
ABlueMew2: and I may support yaoi and yuri.... my wallpaper on here
ABlueMew2: and the fact that most of my mail is always from the Bishie ML
ABlueMew2: and RINIBEAN.
ABlueMew2: Jenny showed it to him
ABlueMew2: I wanted to punch her too..... but I know that you shouldn't fight retards
ABlueMew2: It's the one Ele drew for me.... you've seen it
AJMyBtch: Yeah.
AJMyBtch: What an asshole.
AJMyBtch: I hate people like that.
ABlueMew2: let's see... I've got a wall plastered with Nick, but one wallpaper with Me and Ele in the foreground and 8 bishies in the background??? yep. that makes me gay.
AJMyBtch: Yep. You're a total flamer.
AJMyBtch: Dahling, didn't you know?
AJMyBtch: *mocking RuPaul*
ABlueMew2: *sighs* I didn't want to tell anyone...
AJMyBtch: *sighs* Me either. But let's face it. It's national coming out week.
AJMyBtch: We have to.
ABlueMew2: oh yeah.
AJMyBtch: *sniffles* I've been denying it too long!
ABlueMew2: *sniffles* me too
ABlueMew2: fucking internet
AJMyBtch: Yeah. My AOL was down for most of the morning.
ABlueMew2: I could go for some whiskey right now
ABlueMew2: How long is it to Canada
AJMyBtch: Oh yeah.
AJMyBtch: Couple hours.
ABlueMew2: bitch.
ABlueMew2: That's just too far.
AJMyBtch: Yeah. We've got to find a weekend to go. MUST GET DRUNK!
ABlueMew2: but perhaps when I go to the airport Thursday.....
ABlueMew2: I know
ABlueMew2: 27th?
AJMyBtch: Can't. Parents are coming the next day in the AM
ABlueMew2: damnit.
AJMyBtch: Weekend after?
ABlueMew2: uhh... let me see if I have a show
AJMyBtch: k
ABlueMew2: yep. Lake Erie College on the 3rd
AJMyBtch: Shit. Weekend after that?
ABlueMew2: looks good. as long as I don't have a chem exam the monday after
AJMyBtch: Wahoo!
ABlueMew2: It'll be a really belated b'day party
ABlueMew2: I'm going to write it down
ABlueMew2: ok
AJMyBtch: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABlueMew2: you do realize little jen will some how find out about this... I don't know how she does it, but damn... she keeps asking me why we want to go get drunk in canada
ABlueMew2: Because we might die
ABlueMew2: and do who the hell knows what else... since you know, he's got her brainwashed that we're gay.
ABlueMew2: I'm so ready to kill them both
ABlueMew2: LMFAO
ABlueMew2: do it
ABlueMew2: although it was really funny.... on that same day, I hugged him just to piss him off
AJMyBtch: LMFAO!
AJMyBtch: He deserves it!
ABlueMew2: yeah
AJMyBtch: Just because of that one picture he thinks that we're gay? For real?
ABlueMew2: yeah
ABlueMew2: he really does
AJMyBtch: What an ass! And Jenny thinks that we're gay too?
ABlueMew2: pretty much... since we don't have boyfriends and anything... and the fact that I write yaoi stories
AJMyBtch: So what?
AJMyBtch: I swear to god. Just tell her that we're talking to Nick and AJ.
ABlueMew2: that's my opinion.
ABlueMew2: and the sad thing... she would believe it
ABlueMew2: dude, she asked me if Nick was single the other day.
AJMyBtch: That way, we've got the guy thing covered. Although then he'd think we're bi.
AJMyBtch: EEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
ABlueMew2: lol
AJMyBtch: Bad picture!
ABlueMew2: I guess my mind's not totally in the gutter yet.
ABlueMew2: I didn't get it
AJMyBtch: Little Jen dating Nick...........................ew, yet funny as hell!
ABlueMew2: no... she was asking if I was going to be dating him
ABlueMew2: and I was like, "yeah. he is."
AJMyBtch: Wow.
ABlueMew2: "and he's like 21"
AJMyBtch: She is a fucking moron.
AJMyBtch: If only.
AJMyBtch: If only.
ABlueMew2: and she's like "really? so are you going to try to meet him"
ABlueMew2: and I said "yep."
ABlueMew2: "We're going to get engaged here soon"
AJMyBtch: Sweet!
AJMyBtch: I get AJ (as noted by the SN)
ABlueMew2: and I'm not sure if she took it seriously
ABlueMew2: lol
AJMyBtch: If he's unavailable though, Howie's always ther.e
AJMyBtch: DAMN ARE THEY FINE!
ABlueMew2: yeah. the short shit for you
AJMyBtch: I'm a short shit. Although I like AJ a little more than Howie.
ABlueMew2: most people do
AJMyBtch: Yeah.
ABlueMew2: dude, how are we going to continue fucking with her mind with this....
AJMyBtch: Tell her that we're going down to FL on SB to meet them and spend the week with them.
ABlueMew2: I need a scanner... I could do some pretty interesting shit with superimposing stuff.
ABlueMew2: I know how to do it with a scanner.... damn it!
AJMyBtch: FUCK! There are scanners in the lab if that would work?
ABlueMew2: nah... I wouldn't want people seeing what I'm doing
AJMyBtch: Ah................true.
ABlueMew2: but god... that would be hilarious
ABlueMew2: LMFAO!... bad ideas... oh very bad ideas....
AJMyBtch: Oh shit.................I think I might be on the same tangent as you.....................not good..................definitely not good
ABlueMew2: probably.... dude, I think this is why my parent's won't buy me a scanner
AJMyBtch: Because you'd superimpose shit?
ABlueMew2: well, pretty much.
ABlueMew2: Dude, that would be fucking hilarious to do to her....
ABlueMew2: oh lordy....
AJMyBtch: I got lost. Do what to who>?
ABlueMew2: fuck with her mind like that....
ABlueMew2: jen's mind
ABlueMew2: she's the one who asked me if Nick was single.
ABlueMew2: and then I said oh yeah, we're getting engaged soon.... and damn... with as gullable as she is... dude... I could take that so damn far with her
AJMyBtch: Mwahahahahahahahaha..........................................................
AJMyBtch: Oh yeah. Please do.
ABlueMew2: dude, step one is finding a cheap ass but expensive looking ring....
ABlueMew2: OH SHIT! AND I'VE ALREADY TOLD HER THAT I"M MOVING TO FLORIDA IN A YEAR
AJMyBtch: LOL
AJMyBtch: LMFAO!
ABlueMew2: god I'm horrible
AJMyBtch: Oh yeah. This is just WAY too interesting.
AJMyBtch: Yep yep yep.
ABlueMew2: seriously, I am going to move to Florida, but to work at Disney's animal kingdom... and that's convieniently located in Orlando....
ABlueMew2: lol... If I start making trips to Sweden, oi...that'll be pretty bad
AJMyBtch: Oh dear god. Yeah. That's getting pretty bad. You're seriously going to do that?
ABlueMew2: yeah. I do want to work for the year that's supposed to be my senior year at Disney animal kingdom or something like that
AJMyBtch: I want to finish out my schooling down there (hopefully) and do med school there.
ABlueMew2: it's just a nicer climate
ABlueMew2: and maybe I won't be so damn sick
AJMyBtch: Yeah. Than the frozen tundra we have.
AJMyBtch: Hey! Good plan!
ABlueMew2: Hell yeah! I've just wasted 2 hours and not done anything on my english paper but paste a piture of Hoppy to it
AJMyBtch: Sweet!
AJMyBtch: Dude, we should just get a room down in FL and live there. Nice climate, nothing to worry about, parents eons away.
AJMyBtch: WHOOT!
AJMyBtch: College of course, but still.
ABlueMew2: well, they're mostly party schools down there
AJMyBtch: Yep. Ready supply of alcohol.
AJMyBtch: hehehe
ABlueMew2: lol
ABlueMew2: Dude, is Green Day still touring?
AJMyBtch: Don't know.
ABlueMew2: hmm... I think that would be an interesting concert
AJMyBtch: Yep.
AJMyBtch: Very interesting.
ABlueMew2: dude, I'm just seriously making up for all the shit I didn't do in HS
AJMyBtch: Yeah. It's like our childhood started at college.
ABlueMew2: lol... I'll agree with that
AJMyBtch: Yeah.
ABlueMew2: dude, I hate O-Town for being so good
AJMyBtch: Dude, I think I'm going to Florida for Med School.
AJMyBtch: Yeah. That sucks.
AJMyBtch: Only problem is that in order for me to get admission (basically) I have to be a resident for 12 months. Otherwise it's going to cost out the ass.
ABlueMew2: so therefore, just go live there for a year before you apply
AJMyBtch: Yep.
ABlueMew2: which I may do too.
ABlueMew2: since I'll be there anyway.
AJMyBtch: Yeah. We could get an apartment or something.
ABlueMew2: uh huh
ABlueMew2: again, that's just plain scariness.
ABlueMew2: uh oh... don't let Jeremy see that... he may take it the wrong way
ABlueMew2: oh yeah... another good one.... they want me to move in with them in their apartment.
ABlueMew2: HELL NO
ABlueMew2: here's the stipulation.... Nick actually proposes to me, then I"ll consider moving in with them
AJMyBtch: EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! HELL NOT!!!!!!!!
AJMyBtch: I think I may apply for next year. Seriously. Just to establish residency.
ABlueMew2: yeah
AJMyBtch: I want to go to the one because it has a kick ass pathology program.
ABlueMew2: sweet.
ABlueMew2: I just want to go there because of Disney
ABlueMew2: and Sun
AJMyBtch: Oh yeah. It's in Tampa too. Which just HAPPENS to be right next to the town where Nick lives.
AJMyBtch: In the same town as Howie.
AJMyBtch: Hm..................................
ABlueMew2: hmm...
ABlueMew2: can we say stalking?
AJMyBtch: Sun would be good. I've had enough of the frozen tundra shit.
ABlueMew2: dude, I would too... and that's scary
AJMyBtch: No. Mild over obsession.
AJMyBtch: Yep.
ABlueMew2: just mild over obsession?
ABlueMew2: I thought we were further gone than that
AJMyBtch: Ok. It's just fucking freaky as hell over obsession.
ABlueMew2: thank you:-D
AJMyBtch: Dude. Total out of state for USF would be $16000
ABlueMew2: I'm bored as hell
AJMyBtch: MSU is $13000
ABlueMew2: dude, that's not bad
AJMyBtch: So am I.
ABlueMew2: that's less than Findlay
ABlueMew2: then again, most everything is less than Findlay
ABlueMew2: do they have a vet school?
AJMyBtch: Florida. LMC
ABlueMew2: it'll probably on the other end of the fucking state
ABlueMew2: one quick little retarded thing I heard from the physics prof.... Florida- the lower penninsula of Ohio
AJMyBtch: Oh god. That is fucking retarded.
ABlueMew2: but it's true
ABlueMew2: dude, most every ohioan goes to FL for the winter, or they retire there
AJMyBtch: Yeah. It's fucking cold and the weather is wierd as hell. Both of my aunts are down there.
AJMyBtch: There is a vet school. In Gainesville on UF's campus.
ABlueMew2: ok.
ABlueMew2: where is gainesville as related to orlando?
AJMyBtch: North.
ABlueMew2: ok.
AJMyBtch: 113.4 miles north to be exact.
AJMyBtch: FUCK!
ABlueMew2: damnit!
AJMyBtch: Yeah. It would figure.
ABlueMew2: so it's probably fucking farther away from Tampa
AJMyBtch: Hm.........
AJMyBtch: Yeah
ABlueMew2: *growls*
AJMyBtch: And it's 84 miles to Orlando from Tampa.
ABlueMew2: ahh.
ABlueMew2: so hmm... no apartment together if we're fuckign far away like that
AJMyBtch: Funny thing is, there's shit in Orlando besides Disney.
AJMyBtch: Yeah. BASTARDS!
ABlueMew2: yeah, I konw that
ABlueMew2: any other med schools in FL?
AJMyBtch: Nope. That's it.
AJMyBtch: You mean vet or med?
ABlueMew2: med
AJMyBtch: One in Tampa, one in Gainesville
ABlueMew2: see? you can just come to Gainesville then
ABlueMew2: hell, I may just go there to use my bio degree
AJMyBtch: Yeah. I really am moving to FL when I get out of undergrad. I don't like cold weather all that much. I bitch when it's hot, but at least I won't have to worry about my car being buried for the fucking winter break.
AJMyBtch: We should get info and apply to UF
ABlueMew2: yeah. definately
ABlueMew2: except that UF is reminding me of wher eI am now
ABlueMew2: *shudders*
AJMyBtch: I know. *shudders*
AJMyBtch: My parents have to accept it. I need to get in-state tuition.
AJMyBtch: No questions asked.
ABlueMew2: yeah
AJMyBtch: I can't afford to take out huge HUGE loans, and that's where I want to go. They have a better program in Gainesville anyway.
ABlueMew2: besides... we need to uhh...work there before we go to school
AJMyBtch: Yeah
AJMyBtch: Majorly.
AJMyBtch: A lot.
AJMyBtch: I'm going to request information.
ABlueMew2: sweet
AJMyBtch: brb
AJMyBtch: Mail check.
AJMyBtch: Pathetic I know.
ABlueMew2: yeah, it is
AJMyBtch: brb again. Package came. I owe 23 FUCKING CENTS!
AJMyBtch: Damned postage due;
ABlueMew2: damnit!
ABlueMew2: but they're on to season 2 in Digimon!!!
ABlueMew2: Hell yeah!
ABlueMew2: damnit! I have one in my car, and Akiko's got one here
ABlueMew2: You're going to have to let me hear it
ABlueMew2: LOL
ABlueMew2: yay!
ABlueMew2: you're a good buyer!
ABlueMew2: bawls
ABlueMew2: balls is something totally different than bawls
ABlueMew2: DUDE! BUY THEM!!!
ABlueMew2: way too deep
ABlueMew2: nope... I'm the one who started the shrine
ABlueMew2: dude... I made up a song about being pathetic in 10th grade biology
ABlueMew2: lol
ABlueMew2: ok
ABlueMew2: have fun
ABlueMew2: I get to ride Panda tomorrow
AJMyBtch: YAY!
AJMyBtch: Panda's a good boy.
ABlueMew2: he is?
ABlueMew2: I've heard he's a chunk
ABlueMew2: that is bad
AJMyBtch: He's a nice horse attitude wise. I don't know about the chunk thing.
AJMyBtch: He's big.
ABlueMew2: ahh
AJMyBtch: I think Popeye size big.
AJMyBtch: He's got a good temperment.
ABlueMew2: that's not bad
AJMyBtch: Nah.
AJMyBtch: Any progress on the English?
ABlueMew2: nope
AJMyBtch: Me neither.
ABlueMew2: ok
AJMyBtch: Dude, I found the secret to a good nights sleep. Don't put a sheet over the egg crate. You don't move all night. Oh is it nice.
ABlueMew2: lol
AJMyBtch: Sleep is good. Sleep is very good.
AJMyBtch: I am sleepy.
AJMyBtch: FRUITCAKE AND DOGSHIT!
ABlueMew2: LOL
ABlueMew2: FRUITCAKES ARE FUN!!!
AJMyBtch: AND DOGSHIT IS FUNNY!
ABlueMew2: lol
ABlueMew2: you need to find an AJ icon
ABlueMew2: jenny is talking on the phone...
ABlueMew2: *screams and pulls hair out*
ABlueMew2: jeremy is selling his anime porn
ABlueMew2: for $50
ABlueMew2: and I care why???
ABlueMew2: and now I must look up MS support groups on dogshit
ABlueMew2: why don't you ever put an away message up?
AJMyBtch: Don't know.
ABlueMew2: ok
ABlueMew2: I finished my English in the time that you were gone
AJMyBtch: I've got to start writing the damned thing.
AJMyBtch: I fucking hate English classes.
ABlueMew2: HA ! AND I AM DONE!
AJMyBtch: Yep! YAY! No more English homework!
AJMyBtch: For you anyway.
AJMyBtch: I, on the other hand, am too fucking lazy and don't start my paper until the night before it's due.
AJMyBtch: Plus I have to do two journals and study for Orgo.
AJMyBtch: UGH!
ABlueMew2: dude, you're fucking retarded
AJMyBtch: Why do you say that?
AJMyBtch: :-P
ABlueMew2: I don't know.
AJMyBtch: Me thinks I should do my homework.
ABlueMew2: me thinks you'sa correct sir
AJMyBtch: Mesa thinks that too. I'll be back on later. Later