looking for a dvd-video-posters to buy? go here

more dvd's = bigger rack ... if you know what i mean
IF i WERE YOU I WOULD LEAVE THIS SITE IS PRETTY MUCH ONE OF THE GAYEST SITES ON THE NET - maybe a little gayer then me - well i dont know if anything can be that gay
my first three comics in the paper
they are almost as annoying as this font
BABE OF THE WEEK ARCHIVE
I BET HE'S GAY
THINGS I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW
WHAT IS LOSER DENIAL
FUNNY JOKES...i guess
SAVED BY THE BELL
PICTURES OF ME AND MY FAMILY
HOW HOT GIRLS CAN SCREW YOU OVER
JARED THE SUBWAY DUDE
STUFF TO THINK ABOUT
VEGETARIANISM
VOTE - TAKE A POLL on real issues
SEE A EYE TRICK
HOW TO GIVE A POLICE OFFICER A SCREW JOB
TYPICAL INSTANT MESSANGER CONVERSATION
BOSTON PUBLIC
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MC HAMMER
SEND THIS SITE TO A FRIEND
DOOGIE HOWSER
PICTURES OF ME
A REMINDER
BLIND DATE SHOW
MY FRIENDS
me at the union
This Weeks Poll:  Do two nasty chicks equal one hot chick?
JARED IS THE MAN
HE LOST WEIGHT
AND GOT LAID
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that we know more about Jared then our own family.  Thanks to subway i know everything about that jackass.  At  first i was glad to see that he is still just a loser like me after losing the 600 pounds of weight.   But not anymore he has this super hot girlfriend.

Supposedly they met when jared caught sheryl's eye.  Jared then bought sheryl a veggie and cheese sandwich (Jareds favorite) .  Sheryl was so astonished that someone actually bought her something that she put out on the first date.  Jared being a 44 year old virgin really enjoyed it.

They have been together ever since.
E-MAIL TO THEO... this guy is sooo cool
To: MalcomJamal@cosbyshow.com
From: RiskyBiz1782@hotmail.com

    - Theo

            Yo whats up my main brother? Hows the NYU life treating you man?  You still keeping it real by cruising the streats in your sweet motorcycle.  Thats soo hype man.  Me and you got to go clubing sometime.  Yo dude i havent seen cockroach in while - what is that guy up to lately that guy was so crazy  - remember when he shaved his head to go to that concert - im glad i backed out man.  Dude you have to hook me up with your sister - that girl is soo fine.   Yo tell your dad that im going to stop by with some subs - extra salt and ill make sure Mrs. Huxtable - doesnt find out.  All right man ill talk to you later - peace man
                  - gary

To: Riskybiz1782@hotmail.com
From: MalcomJamal@cosbyshow.com
    
       Gary, im glad you liked the tv show.  But its a tv show.  You got to stop e-mailing me pretending its real dude.  My real name isnt Theo - its malcom.  Are you retarded or something?
The Chiquita lady says eat a banana and bookmark this website for a good time.
she's got big oranges
Do you think the chiquita lady is a virgin?
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or e-mail yourself and find out how fast you can get the e-mail
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if you dont you probably did something wrong  jk jk brb ... i said jk twice dude that means no more hard feelings - thats pretty hardcore as it is

** jk means just kidding if you didnt know that - it means you are way to cool to be at this site -go get girls or something
LIKE THIS SITE?.... E-MAIL IT TO A FRIEND
dont have any friends? do what i do - go to a chatroom and e-mail it to everyone there
jk jk  you must be the big man on campus your the man now dawg
WOULD YOU CALL HER PSYCHIC NETWORK IF SHE WAS HOT?
sometimes i call her for companionship
Cleo predicts that you will be returning to my site very shortly
Cleo is also an idiot and really good looking
How do you keep a stupid person busy?
Are you always thinking on wether or not i've changed my babe of the week or added something new to this page? Well then stop thinking -  Click on MAILING LIST to join my mailing list.  Then next time I update my page I will simply send you an e-mail to let you know that my website has been updated. + instead of checking your e-mail and finding out you didnt get any e-mail and being all depressed you might get some e-mail if you join this mailing list
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as of april 10, 2002