Here are the lyrics to some of the songs that I think rule, and would love to be serenaded by! (Well, maybe not some of them. . .)


The Boob Fairy (Diedre Flint)
Call and Answer (Barenaked Ladies)
Celebrity Skin (Hole)
Dame! Dame! Dame! (Rurouni Kenshin)
Eyes on Me (Faye Wong)
Heart of Sword (Rurouni Kenshin)
It's Gonna Rain! (Rurouni Kenshin)
Love Panic (Ramna 1/2)
My Sense of Direction (The Lost Boy)
Possession (Sarah McLachlan)
Slide (Goo Goo Dolls)
Sunday Morning (No Doubt)
There are Two of Me Here in My Heart (Haunted Junction)
Through the Night (Outlaw Star)

Songs from the Screwups (mostly accredited to me, Bryan, Tom and Bjorn)
The Joad Song
The Kristin/Terri Song
The Larry Song
The Laura Ryan Song
The Misty Gibson Song
The Pie Chart Song
The Sailor Moon Song
The Terri/Hell Song
Thomas Maier Song
The TiaF Song



Get me outta this pile of clothes!