Really, REALLY Bad Pirate Jokes!!
Luckily for me, I have friends who LOVE to wear the shit out of puns. And who love to make fun of anyone with an eyepatch and a parrot on their crippled soldier! Here's some of the worst!

What be a pirate's favorite unit of measurement???
A YaAAARRRRDDD!!!!

What be a pirate's favorite animal?
An AAAAAARRRRRRRDvark.

What be a pirate afraid of?
The DAAAAAAARRRRRRRK.

What be a pirate's favorite fish?
A CAAAAARRRRP.

What does a young pirate fear in school?
Bad mAAAAAAARRRRRRRRks.

What be a pirate's favorite bible story???
Noah's AAAAAAAARRRRRRk.

Wht be a pirate's favorite B-rated movie?
Jason and the AAAAAAARRRRRRgonauts.

What be a pirate's favorite Christmas song?
HAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRk! The herald angels sing.

What be a pirate's favorite letter?
Q. His second favorite's ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAH! TAKE ME BACK!