Quotes From Everyday Life
3/25/03: 7 new quotes
1. It's YUM!! ~ Lina Inverse, Slayers
2. Scotty, you're going to pay in bed tonight. I'll have to bring out the cuffs and the chains!
-Well, I'll bring the whip, captain. ~ Jason, my multipersonalitied cousin
3. Give a hoot. Read a book. ~ The Simpsons
4. If at first you don't suceed, blame it on your parents. ~ ?
5. Don't mess with the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup. ~ ?
6. Ribbed for her pleasure. EWWWW! ~ Garth, Wayne's World
7. Well, I try to be punctual. ~ Tuxedo Mask, Kathy's fanfic
8. The instant I translate and say the magic words on this card, the clothes will rip off of my body and I will be clad in sexy, tight garments, which will seem like a thirty second long sequence to me, but will only be an instant of breathtaking light for you. (pause) What?! ~ Me, to another of my classmates in Japanese class, concerning my nametag
9. Oroooooo. . . ~ Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
10. Oh, no. The toilet is talking to me again. . . ~ Jane, Daria
11. I bent my wookie. . . ~ Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
12. RPG's make strange bedfellows. ~ Me, after playing too many RPG's where the protagonists all share the same bed
13. Flavor of the week: Butt Finger ~ the advertising board at the Silverdale Dairy Queen, last summer
14. That's the word on the street. Barnes is okay, but that Noble is a vindictive prick. ~ Ben Sobel, Analyze This
15. He looks just like my old boyfriend! ~ Lita, American Version of Sailor Moon
16. I don't think it's going to matter if I'm wearing clean underwear when I meet God. ~ Diane fish, my Sociology teacher, quoting her late aunt
17.Woe be it to the poor lefty who is born in the culture where the left hand is for wiping. ~ Diane Fish, my Soc. teacher
18. If you were here, you know it. It's on page. . . whatever. ~ Herman-sensei, talking about something we learned (what, you expect me to remember?)
19. Oh no! We're doing something special! ~ Me, at the thought of integrated activity with the rest of my Japanese class
20. They're not Fuji-sama mountain men. ~ Me, when hog started making fun of Japanese country folk
21. My cat's breath smells like cat food. ~ Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
22. Oh Daria, don't be shy. Show me your boobs. (pause) Why did I think this would be more interesting? ~ Jane, Daria
23. How could a person be an egg, Cotton? How could a person be an egg?! ~ Mama Edie, Pink Flamingoes
24. Everyone needs a whipping boy. ~ Me, when Hog wondered why everyone picks on him
25. Real love is forever. ~ The Crow
26. Man, I'd hate to be referred to as 'The Virgin' for the rest of eternity. ~ My friend Jennifer, commenting on the content of a piece of secular music
27. And please. . . don't let a letcherous young king, who shall remain nameless, near you! ~ Locke Cole, Final Fantasy 3(6j)
28. I'm a general, not some love starved twit! ~ Celes Chere, Final Fantasy 3(6j)
29. Because forgiveness. . . for someone like you. . . can never be an option! ~Lady Achika, Tenchi Muyo in Love
30. Mess with the best, die like the rest. ~ Dade Murphy, Hackers
31. Love me and you shall see! All I wanted was to be loved for myself; if you loved me, I should be as gentle as a lamb, and you could do anything with me that you pleased. ~ Erik, The Phantom of the Opera
32. Revenge can be sweet. Just don't get carried away. ~ Malachite, American Version of Sailor Moon
33. Let's go crazy, Broadway style!!! ~ Milhouse Van Houten, The Simpsons
34. If you survive, please come again. ~ Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, The Simpsons
35. Nuriko! You're just as gay as ever!
-You're just as stupid as ever! ~Miaka and Nuriko, Fushigi Yuugi
36. Totally flat! that means he's got one of THOSE down there! ~Miaka, Fushigi Yuugi
37.Mommy, you have porcupines all over your legs, and they're very, very prickly!!!! ~Diane Fish, my soc. teacher quoting her 3 year old daughter who was concerned about her legs
38. A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is definitely not a sprinkle! Maybe in Shangrahlah, but definitely not here!!! ~Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, The Simpsons
39. I still like me. ~ A crestfallen Hog after much teasing
The next few are a couple that my insane cousin is known to have said on a tape recorder, way back in 7th grade, when he was playing the Lion King video game. Enjoy!
40. I'm gonna be their king, they should let me grab their butts just this one time. Come on guys, you gotta like me!
41. I figured you out! You can't let me not grab your butt anymore, CAUSE I FIGURED YOU OUT!!!
42. I will strangle you and you will like it, cause I'm your future king!
43. Dingleberry. . . oh pottymouth!
44. Haven't you ever heard the real dingaling song? Man, you're old. No, you're too young.
45. Grab my tail please. Not that! MY TAIL. Thank you.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled quotage.
46. You destroyed our mood! I'll never forgive you! ~ Kathy to Hog, but I'm pretty sure she was quoting St. Tail
47. (In demonic voice) Still time for you to submit your soul to PI-KA-CHU!!!!! ~ Kathy, after buying three Burger King Kids Meal toys
48. Delightfully phallic. . . ~ Yelli, after eating, oh, FOUR Super Popsicles
49. Aw, come on, Matt, I'm sure the morals weren't as sappy in the original Japanese dialogue. ~Me, after dragging my friend to see the Pokemon movie
50. I wanna watch this while I'm high! ~Matt, while watching the trippy, Austin Powersish scene changes in Pikachu's Vacation
51. OH NO! There goes the second season!!! ~Me, yelling in the movie theater when Ash dies in Mewtwo Strikes Back
52. They can't kill him. It's an American cartoon.
-It was made in Japan! ~Matt and I, concerning Ash's death
53. If you try to fuck ice cream, it would go shrinky dink! ~ Bjorn about. . . well, it's obvious!
54. If it wasn't for Mary, we'd just be a bunch of goons. ~ Tom, about the 'Mary fanclub' that he and Bjorn are co-presidents of
55. I'm sorry. . . but I really want Chiaki to be my bitch! ~ Me, about the hot bishounen thief in Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne
56. No! The one who deserved to survive is the one who has the will to make it happen! ~ Misato, Neon Genesis Evangelion
57. The American government lies to you! Join the fight for Japanese supremacy of the world! More to come! ~ Lambtron doll, South Park Chinpokomon episode (yes, I know what that means!)
58. Buy all Chinpokomon, and you will have happy feelings! ~ Japanese girl, South Park Chinpokomon episode
59. Hurry up and buy me! ~ Lambtron doll, South Park Chinpokomon episode
60. Dude, the video game gave Kenny a seizure!
-Dude, this video game rules! ~Stan and Cartman, from (you guessed it) South Park Chinpokomon episode
61. Hey, you must be Roostor! I havent bought one of you yet, but I bet you can transform into Roostallion if you find Diamond Skill #7!
-ROOSTOR!
--Hey, I'm gonna take your Roostor and put it in this bag where it will flourish or expire depending on fate!
Hey, is that a good idea?
--Roostors aren't like Jujunesmies, they haven't the heart for such endeavors. ~ The Ash character, the Roostor, and the James character, from the episode above
62. We can't do anything. Kenny still hasn't come out of his seizure. ~ Stan, SPCE (you know)
63. This Saturday and Sunday! You can't wait to go!!! ~ Japanese girl, SPCE
64. For the last time, My name is not Garrison-san! And this is not Hat-san! ~ Mr. Garrison, SPCE
65. Hey, get offa him! He's not dead yet! ~ Cartman, SPCE
66. Daddy! ~ Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story 2
67. SHAKE ME LIKE A BRITISH NANNY!!!! ~ Mary, during my video production, when I told Jennifer to grab her
68. How do we know it's a crosspital? ~ Me, in Japanese, trying to express how the first aid cross on the map could actually be a church. (okay, it was funny at the time!)
69. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! ~ Cartman, SPCE Episode (and you thought I was done with that?)
70. Sure, I'll just use my mastered Suck materia!!!! ~ from one of Perry Shinra's fanfics, I can't remember the actual quote, but it was along these lines. (If you would like to see his page to figure it out for yourself, there's a link on my Links page!)
71. Probably the most important thing is that when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "Well, alright!" cause it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse. ~ Trey Parker, "Cannibal! The Musical"
72. Listen up! Team work means staying out of my way!' ~ Seifer Almasy
73. He's good at Hiten Mitsurigi Ryu. . .
With his Sakaba sword. . . ~Sannosuke & Yahiko
74. As long as you don't get your hopes up, you can take anything ... you feel less pain. ~ Squall Leonhart
75. He's lost it! We're fucked! We're absolutely fucked!
-I hear you.
I can't believe this shit! We're on the brink of nonexistence and God's still nowhere to be found! What the fuck kind of deity gets kidnapped?!
-Amen to that.
What the hell are you doing?!
-I'd say we've got about five minutes left to live; the whole world's going to end. You said you'd fuck me.
Are you a complete lunatic?! Everyone's out there battling that thing and you want to cower back here and jump my bones?! We have to go down fighting!
-No - no time for that foreplay stuff, just sex. ~ Bethany & Jay, Dogma
76. Oh, Iris, it's okay now.
-Hmmph. Is that why you have your hand on her ass? ~ Gene & Jim, Outlaw Star
77. I don't expect my love affairs to last for long
Never fool myself that my dreams will come true
Being used to trouble, I anticipate it
But all the same I hate it
Wouldn't you? ~ Evita
78. How very rude. Grabbing the bosom of a woman you've only just met. ~ Yura of the Hair
79. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
-I'll show you Mary. . .
Oh, goodie. . . ~ Mary and Bjorn
80. WIGGY WIGGY WIGGY! ~ Tom, of The Matrix
81. Don't hit me! I'm too pretty! ~ Bryan
82. If his hair is here. . . I don't think he just left his hair here!!! ~ Ryouga, The Jusenkyou Witch Project
83. Study, study, study. . . ~ Kintaro Oe
84. Do you want honey? Bees make honey. But the bears go after honey. . . BIG bears. . . bleah! ~ Shakey, on I don't remember what.
85. DA DA DA DA DA DA!!!! ~ A hot new song at Geocon
86. The balloon man wanted you. You had your chance! You blew it. You blew the ballon man! ~ Shakey, about something better forgotten
87. Carmichael go shrinky dink. . . poor baby! ~ Bjorn, of the poor soul under the theater lobby's couch
88. Right, now! I'm gonna stick my thumb right up this Burmese Terri's butthole, and that'll make her really mad! ~ Bjorn and or Bryan, trying to be crocodile hunters.
89. You must have your reasons for being a rurouni. . . even if I knew, what difference would it make? ~ Kaoru-Dono
90. If it were a woman, I'd marry it and call it Susie!!! ~ Creator of 'Golden Girl', Golden Boy 6
91. God? He eez zee biggest bitch of zem all. ~ The Mole
92. I'll tell you something Joe. There's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man.
- Boy, I'll say. . . ~ Ben and Joe, Orgazmo
93. Quick! To the Orgazmobile!
-What?
My Buick Century!!! ~ Choda Boy and Orgazmo
94. When I started to wake up I thought coming up to Bellingham had been a wacky dream. . . I was laying on my futon, hugging my pillow, while sunshine streamed through my window, and Barry pounded on my roof. And then I realized, I don't have a Barry. Oh shit. . . ~ Me
95. I say we fight to the death!
-You alway say that Norman.
True, but that doesn't make it a bad idea. . . ~ Norman and Max, Mighty Max
96. Wow, I never knew China looked so Goddamn scenic. . . ~ Akane, the Jusenkyo Witch Project
97. Well, THAT did nothing for me. ~ Nny, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac #2
98. How lovely you are. So lovely in my straightjacket, though the bloodstains do clash with your lipstick. ~ Nny, JtHM #2
99. Excuse me, there's something wrong with the brainfreezy machine. ~ Nny, JtHM #2
100. Shit! Only one bullet?! And I used it on somebody else?! Damn! Oh damn! Oh damn! Oh. . . . Oh, WOW! Fiz-Wiz!! Cherry Fiz-Wiz! I didn't know they had Fiz-Wiz!! WHEEE-HEE!! ~ Nny, JtHM #2
101. Dear Die-Ary, I stared motionless, before the mirror, as always, I stayed until I'm convinced there is no glass, nothing, separating me from the room I see on the other side. I imagine that everything is different over there, better. There are people, in that world, who I would like. But, like always, my hand hits the glass. I know that if only I'd waited one more second. . . . shit. I'm gonna go kill a party clown. ~ Nny, JtHM #2
102. Nnng. . . it felt like such a good thing with him. Have you ever HATED someone for making you like them- like them so much. . . and then wish they would DIE. ~ Devi, JtHM #4
103. Kids, drugs wont help things. They'll only turn you into a hideous little troll-baby with exploding eyeballs. ~ PSA, JtHM #4
104. Well, let me rub my feet on the floor and come for you. ~ Me, in a totally safe context that has to do with static electricity. REALLY.
105. WAFFWAFFWAFFWAFFWAFFWAFFWAFFWAFFWAFF!!!! ~ The laughter of Hollow Man (watch fer him in theaters, kids!)
106. Otaku? It's Japanese for geek. ~ Adam, who is now going to die. ^.^
107. And Daddy, they took MY boot! ~ Jane, Tarzan
108.There's only now, there's only here, give in to love, or live in fear. . . ~ RENT
109. He doesn't know the world at all
Who sits in his nest and doesn't go out
He doesn't know what birds know best
Nor what I long to sing about.
That the world is FULL of loveliness.
110. I can't control my destiny. I trust my soul, my only goal is just to be. ~RENT
111. I'll reward her. She can give me a blow job. ~ Bjorn
112. I crave pop tarty goodness!!!! ~ Me, at almost any time
113. I may never be a princess. . . but I'll always be the Queen! ~ Me, on future acting roles
114. You want corn? I give you corn! So much corn do I give! ~ Fillerbunny
115. Oh, here's your problem. You're retarded. Go sleep it off. ~ Doctor in Fillerbunny
116. For all you know, Jonathan thinks fish have 5 eyes and breathe jello. ~ Shakey, on a sign that's been hanging around campus that says 'I believe Jonathan'
117. NO ORGASM FOR YOU!!! ~ Me to Shakey (trust me, it wasn't dirty in the context we used.)
118. These pancakes are better than sex! ~ Baby Stewie
119. I'm cuckoo for crack! ~ Baby Stewie
120. You are worse than Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you. . . I just HATE you! ~ Baby Stewie
121. TIMMY!!!!! ~ Timmy, from South Park
122. Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. ~ Olivia, Twelfth Night
123. I went in there and found rubber cocks when all I wanted was soopurman! ~ Vanessa, on mistaking Castles, the Porn Store, for Castle, the comic book shop
124. Romantic comedy. DO I LOOK LIKE I WATCH ROMANTIC COMEDY?!?!? ~ The Hollywood Video Tape Bjorn Impersonator
125. Evil: one; Power of Love: . . . . nothing. ~ Shakey, watching Sailor Moon get her butt kicked in Sailor Moon S movie
126. I said your bowl; NOT your box. ~ Mary, in a tangent fit of licking
The next quotes are from the book, The Daria Diaries, which is like a bible to me.
127.People who live happily ever after are into some serious denial.
128. A woman's home is her castle. Excuse me while I go raise the drawbridge.
129. If truth is stranger than fiction, where are the flying monkeys?
130. I respect my superiors. Now if only I could find some.
131. A quitter never wins, and a winner never quits telling you about it.
132. I screen my calls. And all other human interaction.
133. I often feel alone in a crowd. And I prefer to keep it that way.
134. My parents want me to live up to my potential, so I'm careful not to let them know what it is.
135. My subconscious usually wishes it were unconscious.
136. Nothing promotes learning better than a good stretch in solitary confinement.
137. Irritation is the sincerest form of flattery.
138. Computers are a great way to meet people you would find revolting in person.
139. Knowledge is power, unless you're debating a grizzly bear.
140. I don't go in for male-bashing. Why limit yourself?
141. I'd like being popular- if it didn't require having other people like you.
And that's the end of that.
142. Wet men are sexy. ~ Misty, on the obvious! Twist her words! C'mon!
143. It's more fun than playing trumpet. ~ Misty, on kissing (who, I suppose??? ^.^)
144. That 1 is starting to look pretty phallic. . . ~ Me after a Mice and Men cast party
145. Somewhere off that way is my blueberry muffin. . . ~ Me, looking to the region where the shaved ape lives
146. Why is it the Tacoma Narrows Bridge just keeps looking ever more inviting? ~ Me, in a brooding time
147. I'm Norwegian, not Filipino. . . ~ Jon, in a Norwegian accent (it's funny if you know him)
148. Don't vorry, theese sheep von't getchu down! Ve'll take you to New Island faster then you can say fahrfegnugen! ~ Jessie, Pokemon: The Movie
149. I can't type worth a shit! ^_^
~ Shit doesn't type all that well, Mare. ~ Mary and I, ICQ
150. gi gi gi gi gi gi gi! I'd rather make love to MORBO! ~ Mary, of a scary otaku at WWU
151. That's the problem. He was dead to begin with. ~ Ichabod, Sleepy Hollow
152. Hell! I am in wet, rainy Hell!!! ~ Me, going up to the drop box and finding four loads of movies on a pouring down day
153. The guy can wear a cape! Woo! ~ Serena, sailor Moon R, English
154. They're coming to get you, Barbara. . . so go to your till! ~ me, mocking Night of the Living Dead, and ordering around a worker
155. That's bigomy!
~No, that's Big 'O Me!
- Buster and Big Daddy Boo, Tiny Toons: How I Spent My Summer Vacation
156. I would die for you!
~That won't be necessary. You can just carry my stuff.
-Fifi and Johnny Pew, in the movie above
157. C'mon, be nice to me.
~ If I were nice, I'd unhook that cash drawer and put you out of your misery with it.
-Me, and a co-worker we shall call 'brightbulb'
158. Oooh. . . lookin good baybay. . . . ~ Elmyra, TT: HISMSV
159. Holy Hippos! ~ Shakey
160. Ya know, it was kind of like church. . . ~ Shakey, upon seeing the Rocky Horror Picture Show live
161. I was scaring the crap out of people earlier!
- Why do you take so much pride in that?
Somebody's got to do it. . . ~ Me and Bjorn, about my work
162. MOTHAH FUCKAH!!! ~ Blundercats
163. I want to see your tits, my dear. . . ~ Blundercats
164. Sooooo. . . how's your spleen? ~ Tenna, I Feel Sick
165. Oh no, none of that smoke bomb stuff for me. That's vampire fare. I'm a mummy. I use bees.
- Mmm. . . the honey of the night. ~Oblivia, and Eric, I Feel Sick
166. I'm so fuckin' high. ~ Oblivia, I Feel Sick
167. Crystal meth. . . wearing off. . . . personality. . . fading. . . ~ Oblivia, I Feel Sick
168. Oh, there's that cute little mongoose again, AND HE'S EATING YOUR BRAIN!
-FUCK! ~Devi, and Mongoose, I Feel Sick
169. MMPH. . . are you sitting on my face?
- Yes. Yes I am sitting on your face. Idiot. ~ Eddie and Devi, I Feel Sick
170. Curse those evil octopi. . . ~ Genma, Ranma 1/2 the movie 2
171. Exactly! I NO DIE! Hee!! Hee!! ~ Nny, JtHM
172. YOU HAVE COOTIES! Heh. . . No, I just kid. ~ Nny, JtHM
173. SUZU!!!!!! ~ the lead character of Fire Tripper, or Mary and me in any public place
174. There's an old Chinese legend that says how ever many grains of rice you do not eat, your husband will have that many pock marks on his soul. . . *looks at Mary's plate* Shit. . . it looks like your husband's gonna be a child molester. ~ Me, when me and tweek went out to lunchie!
175. I can't get off with you doing that! ~ Me, yet again, warping some innocent chit chat
176. Precious. . . WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR ASS?! ~ Tine, of dead lady's cat
177. What did you put in me? ~ Me, to Bjorn, at a Burger Joint
178. COCK ROCKET!
- You should have shook that up, put it between your legs and said that when you opened it.
No! That's a Squirt! ~ Bjorn and Mary, of beverages
179. That shirt could say pimp or something and you wouldn't even know it.
- Yeah, it could also say I'm a stupid fucking consumeristic American, but I'm still wearing it. ~ Scarey Girl on Bus and me, talking about my Dragonball Z shirt
180. Every Easter, I get eggs, therefore, a ten foot rabbit must be delivering them to my door. That's Wiccan philosophy. ~ Shakey, in a religious debate
181. One time, I took a tickle me Elmo and ripped it up and flushed all the pieces down the toilet! ~ Scarey Girl on Bus
182. Holy crap! That's good llama! ~ Nick Frank, attesting his love 'o the furry ones
These next few are from my favorite episode of MST3K. (the Ivanushka episode)
183. Quick! There's a sale on babooshka's at Bloomingdales!
184. Yes. . . look for the answer in the algae. . .
185. Yogurt is not a finger food.
186. Why is she putting Bisquick on that girl's face?!
187. And now a bag over the head completes the look!
Well, that's done.
188. From such children come other children! ~ Yente, Fiddler on the Roof
189. I wash myself with a rag on a stick. ~ Comic book Preacher, being mocked by Wizard
190. You can kill me, but you'll never get my delicious Quaker Oatmeal!!! ~ Comic book Battle Chasers, being mocked by Wizard
191. Delicious. ~ Detective comics, being mocked by Wizard
192.DA-DA-DAAA. . . PECS!!! ~ Superman, Wizard
193. . . . What the Hell did I step in? ~ Fathom, Wizard
194. Gotcha!
*SPLAT!!!*
CARL!!!! ~ Ad, Wizard
195. Well, I'd say, 'Come on!', and then I'd laugh. . . cause I said 'Come'. . . ~Family Guy
196. Yay. We're being held hostage by a UFO in a diaper. ~ Ranma
197.I will not sleep in anything but a tent!. . . Unless a man wraps himself around me! ~ My sleeping preference on camping trips
198. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the parting of. . . Loopy. Get off the Grave!!! ~ Me, when we buried my koi and more guests showed up than were expected
199. Don't mind if I do! The nakeder the better! ~ Ryouga, Faster Kasumi! Kill! Kill!
200. EAT YOUR FUCKING CORNFLAKES!!! ~ Angry Housewives
201. Moby Dick? Might as well be Petey Genetalia. . . ~ Shakey
202. Professor X loves me! Wants me to be Colossus! MEEEAAAHHH!!! ~ Shakey, singing, and gloating.
203. Food shouldn't have an umlaut! Food shouldn't have a fucking umlaut!!! You know what an umlaut says? It says "barrel-chested woman with a big beard!" Thats what an umlaut says. I swear, her clit has been mistaken for a cock!!! ~ Bjorn, on foreign foods
204. Touchy, touchy. . . ~ Japalo, Shamanic Princess
205. I usually say, “Fuck the truth,” but mostly, the truth fucks you. . ~ Angels in America, Part One: Millennium Approaches p.34
206. Well you better be keeping a file on the hearts you break, that’s all that counts in the end, you’ll have bills to pay in the world to come. ~ Angels in America, Part Two: Perestroika p.89 (this also reminds me of a certain relationship.)
207. Freedom is never having to say you’re sorry. ~ The Devil’s Advocate
208. I am too easily amused! ~ Me, whenever Mary acts crazy
209. I don't just show my jigglypuff to anyone! ~ Mary
210. Aren't you going to tell me to stay away from your girl?
- If I had to, she wouldn't be my girl. ~ Wolverine and Cyclops, X-Men movie
211. Whoa whoa, it's me!
- Prove it.
You're a dick. ~ Wolverine and Cyclops, X-Men movie
212. Mag-NEE-toh! ~ Shakey, mocking the people behind us in the theater
213. I've said it before and I'll say it again: DWAAAAAAAAH! ~ Perry Shinra
214. I'll just scratch my non-existant groin. . . ~ Me, about being manly or something in that vein
215. I'd like to see you come over here, wiggle it a little and pull it out! ~ Me, relating a work story to Bjorn
216. Ecchi is healthy. Hentai is crossing the border. ~ Me
217. Need to watch where you're going!
~ You need to fuck off!!! ~ Old Bitchy Un-Law Abiding Citizen and me, over who was wrong: me driving my truck or her crossing a busy road without a crosswalk (I win!)
218. If you had an ounce of self esteem, of self respect, of self confidence, you would realize, as trite as it sounds, beauty is still skin deep. ~ Beautiful Girls
219. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. ~ Shawshank Redemption
220. Very few people are destined to be great, and we are solo flyers. If you're gonna be great, you gotta be lonely. ~ Election
221. You're 18. You don't know what you want. And you wont know what you want until you're 45. And even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it. ~ 10 things i hate about you
222. The only reason I keep you around as my friend is because you make my life look great by comparison. ~ 200 Cigarettes
223.Love is a term that gets thrown around. When I say it, I want it to be more than words. ~ American Pie
224. I said YEAH! "V" for Victory, sucka! ~ Lilka, Wild ARMs 2
225. What are they worried about? Us leaving nutrients that things can grow in?! ~ Katie, in Black Rock City
226. I mean, would you want to stop if you were painting your nipples? ~ Me
227. Stop it tarp! I don't want to have blue water resistant babies! ~ Me, of the tarp that kept brushing against me of it's own accord
228. I want the with mullets! Munchkins with mullets! That would fucking beat all!! ~ Me, about the Wizard of Oz
229. OKAY! I'm sorry trans-gendered wind! ~ Me, on the windy playa
230. *racuous laughing from another tent*
- Oooh, someone has answered my mating call! ~ Me
231. Do I have to come out there and do the naked happy sun dance? ~ Me, on the rainy playa
232. Anything can happen in hentai. . .
-Cyborgs with dicks for fingers! ~ Me and Katie
233. Don't you just want to pinch it's cheeks? ~ Katie, of a Penis Car on the playa
234. Tunafish. . . Katyfish. TUNA FISH. . . KATY FISH!!! GRRRRR! ~ Katie, on memories of a Hell hike
235. I mean, what can I say? Milton*, you have a . . . (moments thought) averagely endowed penis!. . . Maybe Bigger!! How do you like that?! ~ Katy with the 'perfect insult'
236. CIVILATION!!!!! ~ Me, upon sighting camp in the middle of a dust storm. It rattled my ability to speak correctly.
237. Playa pussy is dusty and dry; but it don't matter of you're fucking high!!! ~ creative poem on a port o potty wall. I hate people.
238. We named him MacGuyver. Last time he escaped his box using only a puddle of watere, dried up salad and a picture of a fern! ~ Me, of our pet beetle
239. Everytime I wander into a port o potty, I think the same thing. . . 'How can someone shit that much?!' ~ Me. And you know it's the truth.
240. Katie. . . LOVE YOUR FOLLICLES!!! ~ Me, when Katie, out of sheer insanity, started clipping leg hair with scissors
241. How many more times are we going to talk about Milton's penis?
- Several more, I hope!
Mitlon's penis, Milton's penis, Milton's penis! Are you content??? ~ Me and Katie, about. . . well, the above.
242. Damn damn damn damn DAMN!
- I liked it too. ~ Daria and Tom, 4th season final
243. If I get really desperate, I'll pee in the Top Ramen! ~ Me, during a hellacious storm on the playa
244. I mean, guys, I can understand. I've had to deal with it. But girls have to, like, strap shit on! ~ Me, on sex
245. It's a caked on pepperminty slime that sort of smells like baby puke. ~ Katie, of our camping soap
246. Shit! We need to get out of here! Terri, break my leg!
- Hey! We've got two planks of wood and a hammer! It'd work! ~ Katie and I, expressing how much we wanted out of Burning Man
247. So what? The man burns tonight? I can go home and burn a Barbie and be just as fuckin' happy! ~ Me, being grouchy for good reasons
248. You ever tell Milton this, and I'll kill you.
- What? I think he'd be happy to know you can salivate well! ~ Katie and me
249. She's pear shaped! Small on top! Large on bottom!! ~ Katie, of our 'Uber Nazi'
250. His ass is smoking! OH MY GOD, HIS ASS IS SMOKING!!!! ~ Me of our cremated praying mantis
251. I wonder if people do that too? ~ Katie, in response to the above
252. We are leaving early. VERY early. So early you will shit your pants!!!! ~ Me, informing the girls to get their beauty rest for the ride back home
253. Let's kill her!
- But killing is wrong!. . . . (dramatic pause). . . . IN MOST CASES!!! ~ Me, and Katie, of 'Uber Nazi'
254. God I wish we had pencils. . . . (long pause as she realizes a pencil is in front of her face) . . . . DUH. ~ Me
255. Lets say we leave him on the side of the road in Southern Oregon. We get back to Poulbo and he's still in the box. THAT'S MACGUYVER!!! ~ Me, when our Uber Nazi said to let Maguyver go free
256. You want to see Bjorn's brain leak out his ears? Show him Perfect Blue. ~ Me (hey, it's true!)
257. I'm trying not to look at your boobs, but they're bright orange. ~ Me, while Katie was painting herself
258. They can't burn the penis! I FEEL LIKE IT'S A PART OF ME!!! ~ Me, screaming about one particular piece of artwork I bonded with (in a non hentai way, pervs!!)
259. I'll be a fire goddess for Milton!
- Yeah, c'mon baby, feel those fire hardened nipples! ~ Katie and I, of her flame painted body
260. that is what Burning Man is! A large Spooge upon the playa!!! ~ Katie
261. CATTLE GUARD!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! mwahahahahahahaa!! Terri is appeased! ~ Me, going over every single cattle guard in Nevada at 5 in the morning
262. When you take a bath, I'll hug you like you've never been hugged before! ~ Me to Katie, who wanted a hug, but I was clean, and she still needed a bath
263. Bury me at Makeout Creek! ~ Milhouse, The Simpsons
264. How mad is mom?
- Oh, let's get a few states between us before we ask. ~ Francis and his father, Malcolm in the Middle
265. One more for Jesus! ~ Joe, Orgazmo
266. I'll light a candle for them.
- You better, for each and every one! That's a shitload of candles! ~ Katie and me, over all the roadkill we saw
NOTE: The name Milton was used instead of the real name to protect Katie's blushing cheeks. Now for more!
267. New school, new apartment, same old lumpy oatmeal. ~ TK, Digimon 02
268. Sorry I can't drive you to school on your first day, but i have to write an article before the deadline. It's all about the historical significance of toilet paper! ~ TK's mom, D: 02
269. Our teacher looks like ogremon! ~ TK, D: 02
270. It must've been rough on the chicken that laid that thing! ~ Gatomon
271. They look like fireflies. . . really fast ones! ~ Tai
272. Hey, can I get Donkey Madness on this thing? ~ Davis
273. One day this bossy human appeared, and started making digimon into his slaves. He said 'I am the Digimon Emperor.' I heard we're all gonna have to punch a time clock too. ~ Gatomon
274. These collars do everything but get rid of fleas! ~ Gatomon
275. Yeah, plus it's heavier than my mom's meatloaf! ~ Tai
276. My name is Veemon. You can just call me Veemon! ~ Veemon
277. Davis! Tell me what hurts!
- Everything but my earlobes! ~ Veemon and Davis
278. I believe hat I've found a worthy foe at last!
- Great! Just one question. . . . . what's a foe? ~ Digimon Emperor and Wormmon
279. You don't see that everyday! ~ Agumon
280. Get off! You're crushing my brownies!!! ~ Cody
281. It's me, uber dick!!!!!! ~ Steve, at a fight workshop in Vegas
282. There are so many ugly married couples! ~ Me, coming to an utterly shocking realization
283. Should I not have loved her? Then I should never have been born. . . ~ Arthur, Camelot
284. If I am to die in battle, please do not let me die bewildered. ~ Arthur, Camelot
285. No, I think he was from Montana. There was only one tree in sight. ~ Loius Graham, my history prof.
286. Twenty minutes later, downtown Seattle burns! ~ Tom, commenting on the lack of destruction on the anniversary of the WTO
287. You go to Memphis. I go to Reno! ~ Louis
288. But that film he made with the monkey was sooooo cute! ~ Zaita, an actor friend, on Reagan
289. Yes, yes my small testicled love! ~ Estella, South Park's Great Expectations
290. Until next time, I am a British person! ~ British Person, SPGE
291. The may be orcan jubblies, but they're still jubblies!!! ~ Shakey, on, well, jubblies.
292. You've been askin' fer trouble, and now you're gonna get it, you great big peroxide headed dizzy blonde you! ~ Hank, The Broadway Melody
293. One more crack fom you, and you'll be holding a lily! ~ Hank, Broadway Melody
294. You can get almost anything out of a bowl of chop suey! ~ Eddie, The Broadway Melody
295. Particularily interseting one, that one. ~ Louis, on abstract art of a stucco wall
296. Now how am I gonna find him?. . . SCOTLAND RULES!
- Now wait just a Mike lovin' minute! ~ Johnny Bravo and Leprechaun
297. Bravo's the name. Johnny Bravo. And I'm here to take some of those exotic women off your hands. ~ Johnny Bravo
298. Your name is Johnny Bravo, and your hobbies are women, girls, and chicks?
- And babes, don't forget babes. ~ Find the Fort host, and JB
299. Man, I'm hot.
- Thirsty?
No, just good looking. ~ Johnny and camel
300. All right, I need water, hump boy, not show tunes! ~ Johnny B.
301. It's my shitajiki.
- What?
My shitajiki!
--Duh!!! ~ Me, Bjorn and Tom
302. Where'd you get those shoulderpads? I could use them as boogie boards! ~ Davis, Digimon
303. Hey! Digifools! Do you honestly think your new digimon can beat me? He couldn't even be my flashlight!
- Oh yeah? Well, sticks and stones may break my bones, but when Magnamon gets a hold of you, he'll kick your--
But, you didn't let me finish. He would make a good night light. ~ Digimon Kaiser and Davis
304. Whatever happened to that sweet kid I met a long time ago who had a dream to take over the Digital World? Okay, sure it was a sick and twisted dream, but we had alot of laughs together. ~ Wormmon
305. What happened to the boy I was proud to call master? Of course, you made me call you that. ~ Wormmon
306. Let me in, I'm staaarving. ~ Bryan Whitaker
307. Lovely accent you got there. What is it? Catholic? ~ Bryan Whitaker
308. You like the Spice Girls, eh? MMMMBop, that one? ~ Bryan Whitaker
309. Uh, Terry?. . . Terry? That suit can only take so much! ~ Bruce Wayne, Batman Beyond
310. Hold on, I'm picking up a hot spot on the infrared.
-A fire?
Or a weenie roast. ~ Batman and Bruce, Batman Beyond
311. The city kinda reminds me of the Milky Way. . .
-Yeah, the Milky Way, but with psychopaths. ~ Dana and Terry, Batman Beyond
312. If you want out of the cave, you're going to have to do it the old fashioned way.
-You're kidding.
None of the Robins ever complained. ~ Bruce and Batman, Batman Beyond
313. How about giving these stars in front of my head a chance to go away?
-McGinnis. . .
*sigh* Right away, boss. . . ~Batman & Bruce, Batman Beyond
314. I'd give you one of my old costumes, but most of them are pretty torn up. You know, bullet holes, burns, gashes. . . ~ Bruce Wayne, Batman Beyond
315. I bet I could relax you. . . ~ Comissioner Barb Gordon, being naughty, Batman Beyond
316. Bad guy. You find, me stop. Got it? ~ Batman, talking to Ace, Batman Beyond
317. Whoa whoa! Stay. . . . STAY! Good bad dog. ~ Batman
318. It's just you and me. So why don't you come out and fight me man to freakshow? ~ Batman
319. DON'T TOUCH MY DOG!! ~ Batman
These next quotes are from the Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker movie.
320. It's a school night, boys and girls. I'm gonna have to call your folks. ~ Batman
321. You've got a death wish, bats!
- And here I thought I was just being a good citizen. ~ Bonk and Batman
322. That ain't coming out of my allowance. ~ Batman, after some good ole city destruction
323. You know kids, alot has changed since your old Uncle Joker's been away. New Gotham. . . new rules. . . even a new Batman. But now I'm tan! I'm rested! I'm ready to give this town a wedgie again! ~ Joker
324. Well, if it isn't old Mr. Wayne.
- So debonaire. . .
So dapper. . .
- So decrepit! ~ The Dee Dees
325. Well, what's it gonna be, Batfake? ~ Joker
326. So, the Joker huh? Looks pretty spry for a guy who's gotta be what, mid eighties? Any theories on that? . . .Clone? . . . Robot? . . . Suspended animation due to floating around frozen in a block of ice? ~ Terry
327. What, a garden variety wacko who threatened people with whoopie cusions and squirting flowers? Big deal. I'm shaking. ~ Terry, of the Joker
328. But rather than go through all the joy of childbirth, we decided to adopt.
-We couldn't do it legally, but then we remembered you always had a few spare kids hanging around. ~Harley and Joker, of Batman
329. Sweetie! Get mommy's bazooka! ~ Harley, to 'Little Jay'
330. If you don't like the movie, I've got slides! ~ Joker
331. Some things never change. ~ Tim Drake, of Batman's signature move
332. Aren't you the little tattle tale! Ratting me out before I've had my fun. Papa spank! ~ Joker
333. Good bad dog. ~ Batman, of Ace
334. I always think it adds some resonance to a hero's mission to have some defining element of tragedy in his background, don't you? ~ Joker
335. Oh good, the beams headed here. Now I'll have to start all over. Thanks for wrecking everything kid. See you around. ~ Joker
336. You're a punk! A rank amateur! A costumed errand boy working for a senile old man!. . . Still, if it's a whoopin you're a wantin'!! ~ Joker
337. Don't you dare laugh at me!!!
- Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh!
YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!!! ~ Joker and Batman
338. Terry, I've been thinking about something you once told me. And you were wrong. It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile. It's the other way around. ~ Bruce Wayne
And now back to other quotes.
339.Ah, to be young again. . . and gullible. ~ Bruce Wayne , Batman Beyond
340. 'Terry, today was beach day, remember? Where were you?' . . . Oh, just out saving the world, ma. ~ Terry, reading a note left by his mother
341. What're you doing here in the dark?
- Watching the sun set.
But that was an hour ago.
- I know, but they're gonna do an instant replay.
REALLY? ~ Matt and Terry
342. Guess you're an expert on troubled kids. You collect them, right? ~ Terry, to Bruce
343. Come in, Bruce. . . . what a surprise. How have you been holding up?
- With a cane. ~ Powers and Bruce
344. Told you so.
-Mmm hmmm. Now suit up and get out there. Find out who this Spellbinder is.
Actually, I was thinking of a different costume tonight. Hope you don't mind. Found this in the closet upstairs. Way retro. . . who's D. G.? ~ Terry and Bruce, about 'someones' old tux
345. Wayne? You alive?
- Very funny. ~ Batman and Bruce
346. I thought the man was supposed to protect the woman.
- Last century, babe. ~ Sam and Barbara
347. He was hurt when I chose to stay behind with Bruce. . .
- As his partner. . . . his girlfriend?. . . . Whoa. ~ Barbara and Terry, of Dick Grayson and other relationships
348. You're asking me for advice on handling women?
- Ah. I see your point. ~ Bruce and Batman
349. Theres Donny. I'll feel better once I wring Spellbinder's location out of his face.
- Or you can cool your jets and just tail him.
Oh. . . . I guess that's a good idea too. ~ Batman and Bruce
350. Is there any time of day I get a social life?
-Not in this business. ~ Batman and Bruce
351. This is unbearably cool!!! ~ Batman
352. PUDDIN'!!!
- At this point, he probably is. ~ Harley and Batman, Batman/Superman movie
353. Hope you can barbeque. We're carnivores! ~ Ryoko, Tenchi in Tokyo
354. Easy on the exquisite costume, mein freund! ~ Nightcrawler, X-Men Evolution
355. Listen, if I don't have a dick going up that hole, your foot sure as hell isn't welcome!!! ~ Me, when wrestling with a friend
356. Dear Diary. . . today I saved the world. . .
- Eh ehm.
. . .Terry helped. ~ Bruce and Batman, Batman Beyond commercial
357. If you're eating out of a frisbee, it's about time to do the dishes. ~ Matt 'Mud Juice'
Larson
358. Oh! You so cool! Come to my house and I feed you!! ~ Justin, on his experience
with Guamanians
359. I can draw a vagina if you like.
-How do you know I have one?! ~ Kris and Sally, on a picture he drew
340. Sally, can I have your nuts? ~ Kris
341. Sally, I enjoyed your nuts. ~ Kris
342. No movie escapes from Terri's store! ~ Nickofreakalis, parodying that line from
Chicken Run
343. Nothing instills American confidence like a German in a bad mustache talking about war. ~ Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
344. If you're my clone, why are you wearing an eyepatch?
- Because I'm evil! ~ The Steves, The Daily Show
345. People are born gay. . . but acting. . . that's a choice. ~ Quote from some new TV show (saw it on a preview). It was funny.
346. This calls for a celebration! I'm staying up till 11! ~ Bobby, King of the Hill
347. Are you related to my sister? ~ An answer I wrote down for the ASL final
348. Hmmm. . .purple camo. . . are you trying to blend in with queers? ~ a curly haired friend who prefers to be anonymous
349. Oh, it's a picture of a baby. DOING BABY STUFF! ~ Nick, quite annoyed over some picture
The next quotes are taken from The Powerpuff Girls
350. Say sweet cheeks, what's your sign?
-Stop. ~Bubba and Miss Bellum
351. My favorite hat's been ruined! And, oh yeah, Townsville's under attack by an evil demented zombie magician. ~ Mayor
352. I remember everything like it happened yesterday. . .
-It happened today! ~ Bubbles and Blossom
353. Professor! there's a stranger on the phone!
- Hello Mr. Stranger, what can I do for you? ~ Bubbles and the Professor
354. You can't just buy superpowers.
- Oh yeah? tell that to Batman! ~ Buttercup and Princess
That's all o' that.
355. You know, that would be disturbing. . . a bottlenose penis. . . ~Bjorn
356. Not enought beer in the world for a brightbulb? ~Bjorn
357. Oh, you can't blame a holy sentient being for. . .
- Oh can't I? ~Bjorn and Me
358. God, can I just have Brendan Fraser? And make him love me!
-You're not asking for much, are you? ~ Me and 'God'
359. You look like a moron!
-I know. All the boys say that! ~ Bjorn and Me
360. Hey! You yoinked my box! ~ Me, upon Travis doing so
361. Revenge will never give you redemption. . . so I'll do it for you. ~ Duncan, Highlander Engame
362. You know, that's called stealing. ~ Rick, The Mummy
363. You mean it's like a Pringles can? ~ guy learning sumo, inquiring about the. . . eh ehm.
364. I got Mt. Fuji in my pants. You can be on top! ~ scary sumo man
365. Ah, Francis, I'm sorry. He's battling his worst nemesis.
- The squirrel is back?! ~ Mom & Francis, Malcolm in the Middle
366. Hmmm? Hmmm is a good thing, right? ~ Terry, Batman Beyond
367. That Batcave must be one huge toychest. . . ~ Max, Batman Beyond
368. I don't speak Canadian. . . ~Tom
369. I hate this new system! It's stupid!
- No, it's not!
Yes it is! You just don't want to work! ~ Me and Laura
370. Oh! He lets me rub his fuzzy. . . Don't you look at me like that!!! ~ Me
371. Okay dog, we're about to judo chop each other 'til we bleed! ~ Brightbulb
372. Terri. . .
- Is not humping the chair any more! ~ "God" and I
373. GOD!
- That's my name, don't wear it out! ~ Me 'n God
374. I was drinking from a water bottle and a glacier attacked me! ~ Bjorn
375. Oh Little girl, would you like to taste the rainbow? ~ McDarby 'O Darby, and a conveniently place pack of Skittles
376. Remember that white stuff all over me? ~ Girl talking really loud to her teenie bopper friends in the bathroom
377. She'd have to suck the hair out of my sewer system! ~ Me, in order to allow the Silverdale bitch to talk to me
378. Sherbert smiley? I bet that's DISGUSTING! ~ Tom
379. Moo with me. . . MOO WITH ME!!!! ~ A cranky Maureen, RENT
380. Oh my a ga ga ga ga ga ga. . . ~ skipping Guns & Roses song on the end
381. There aren't any little tricks to memorizing these formulas, are there?
- Here's a trick. Use your goddamn brain!!!! ~math Student & me
382. Everyone has a little dick in them. Some more than others. . . ~ me
383. That's the back handed bitch slap of fame for you. . . ~ me
384. Huh. . . yeah. . . boom chaka yaka!!! ~ Bubbles, PPG
385. Some 6 armed freak runnin' around yellin' 'Mortal Kombat!'. . .
-He's got four arms though.
In the new one, he's got 6.
-Um. . . no.
. . . .maybe. ~me & Bjorn
386. I don't take kindly to another person's lips on my ass. . . ~ Me
387. Eww! You're a leper? Don't touch me!
- How about this? LEPER BREATH! LEPER BREATH!!! ~ Bjorn & me
389. What do you want to bet those fucking teenagers are. . .
-Fucking? ~Laura & me, of the Our Town Cast A
390. Guess I'm going to have to cut down on my lard intake. . .
- Me too. . . ~ Me & Misty, on a health paper Shakey was writing
391. I wish I was only 50 dollars in the hole! ~ Scary math guy in my class.
392. That's wonderful. I'm always flattered when a psychotic becomes smitten with me. ~ Trina, Cabin Boy
393. Remember, make a girl cry and you'll pay for it later. ~ Yohji, Weiss Kreuz
394. Why are you able to live twice?!
- I don't like Hell. ~ Kase & Ken, Weiss Kreuz
395. Screw all men!
- Okay. ~ Laura, and me & Kristin
396. Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. ~ Darth Helmet, Spaceballs
397. Don't show me your unbreakable! ~ Me to Travis at work
398. Don't look at me like I'm going to check you out! ~ me, to Travis again (I so mean!
399. Give 'em Hell, Lucca. ~ Mary, having one of the WEAKEST characters in Chrono Trigger attack with her gun
400. The only thing I'll ever ask of you, you gotta promise not to stop when I say when. ~ Foo Fighters
401. Now that I've seen you, I can never look away. . . ~ P.O.D.
402. If you want it, you can have it, but you gotta learn to reach up there and grab it. ~ Weezer
403. Holy crap! The vultures are eating my head! ~Roy, Shanghai Noon
404. You were my only friend, ice cream, and soon you will be gone. For I am the praying mantis of our friendship. ~ Me, in sing songy voice
405. I got hit on at work today. And considering I was wearing a dorky little santa hat, it felt good. ~ Me
406. Whenever I see a man in cardharts with a nametag that says 'Slick Vick', I really hope I'm not about to get raped. ~Me
407. I never want to see another cigarette ad that classifies their product as 'mighty tasty'! ~ Me
408. For the longest time I had the after high school crap job, and now I'm in a white trash job. Where the Hell will I be in 5 years?! ~ Me
409. Decaf coffe smells like butt! They should just change the name to 'rear end blend' and stop confusing everybody! ~ Me
410. Man, is this job more titillating than a copy of 'Swank', or what? ~Me, at work
411. Letting a child parade around in your high heels doesn't make him gay. ~ Me, trying to prove a point to a homophobe
412. I could dress as herpes!!! ~ Lori, for our sexual awareness dress up day at the gas station
413. If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't work here. ~ haggling a customer who asked if the beer he was purchasing was really $9.32
414. If one more little old lady tells me my directions are wrong, you're gonna see more rage than a Slipknot video. ~ me. I hate mean old ladies.
415. Why do people waiting to go to the bathroom glare at me like I can make a person pee faster? ~me. It's true, you know.
416. Sweet fucking Johnny Christmas! Am I speaking Hindi or something??? ~ me, on customers who don't understand me
417. There's nothing like a man's scent on you. ~ Me. well, there isn't.
418. One of the greatest things about Ahlzheimers is you get to make new friends everyday. ~the guy whose playing Sarastros in the play I'm currently propping
419. We're never gonna look up R.S.V.P. again! ~ Tine, on all the varied internet answers we got.
420. I always pick up the clipboard when I feel like I have to validate my job here. ~ Marilyn, the laziest crack addict in Kingston
421. Your village called. . . their idiot is missing. ~ t-shirt
422. Tabloids are true! They're huge chunks of bullshit laced with finely chopped facts! ~ me
423. Naming your kids after saints. . . too bad they didn't get the mannerisms. ~ me, on annoying children wreaking havok in the store
424. The oldies keep telling me what a horrible, heart breaking wench I am. ~ me, when I felt bad about a boy
425. Sorry, I never date anyone from work. I never know when it'll turn sour, and I'll get fired. ~ Me
426. Oh pooh. . . I was wrong. I'm certainly going to Hell now Mr. Jiggles! ~ sometimes, I just make up catch phrases that might be used for something else later on.
Take me back home!
