Top Eleven Rurouni Kenshin Pickup Lines

11. "Why, what a coincidence--I'm going to Kyoto too!"

10. "Wanna see a really big sword?"

9. "How'd you like to be MRS. moto-Shinsengumi-sanbantai-kumichou Saitou Hajime?"

8. "Unwrap me for some real hot loving."

7. "Your dojo or mine?"

6. "How'd you like to spend the night with the first-runner-up to the title of 'the strongest?'"

5. "Wanna go out for sukiyaki? Your treat?"

4. "You can be my diversion before i begin my kuni-tori."

3. "How long can I keep it up? Muron, shinu made."

2. "Once you've had some of my manly lovin' you'll never call me -chan again."

and the #1 pick-up line:

1. "What's your sign de gozaru?"

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I thought these were really funny when my friend Francis sent these to me. I don't have any idea who wrote them, unfortunately.

Hmm. . . will I ever use these?