Title: The Gift
Rating: PG (for words)
Word Count: 100
Pairing: 2X5 (sort of)

Originally written for Wing 100.

Wufei gazed at the package warily. He never got packages, especially not in festive green and red wrapping paper with frilly bows. He stared at the tag's inscription: 'Because you've been a good boy this year. Santa Claus.'

His brow furrowed. Who was this Santa person? A codename? Was this for his mission? Slowly, he opened the package, making sure that the package wasn't some sort of bomb. When satisfied, the box was opened. Dark eyes widened in confusion, then embarrassment, then anger, as he quietly read aloud:

"Uncle Dick's Perfect Pecker Pasta?!"

Outside, Duo snickered softly.

"Merry Christmas, Wu-bear. . ."

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