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Hey there... welcome to my personal homepage.  Below are some FAQs regarding my page.  If u wanna ask me any other questions, jus feel free to email me...
ENJOY!
So riz...y u doing this man?
I guess im pretty bored.  I'm a new born net surfing geek.  Anyway i've got no other life.  Wats more im on cable..so i guess i can afford to do that.

So wat does dat mean?  Ure a NERD..sit in front of the PC the whole damn day???
Um...unfortunately NO.  I have some job to do that sucks out my life...now thats sad man.

So are you making ANY $$$ out of this?
Definitely not man...I really wished so though..should start thinking of hosting some stuff???

What's the best web browser to use here?
Not sure man...um i don care...i'd recommed u use IE or netscape..gd enuf?

We would like to sponsor your page.  How bout it man?
Hey i didn noe i was hosting porn???I think u got the wrong site..

So can i email u?
For wat?

If i have some questions to ask?
Um...all the info are in my site...but if u really do have that burning question to ask...
SURE man.

Why don't u have java or flash out here?
The answer is simple...simplicity.  I'm a simple person.  Anyway lets face it - not everyone out there is connected to cable or T1.  It'll take forever to load em.

Do u need any help?
Well..u can start by stop askin me stoopid questions.  But seriously, u can help by tellin me wat needs to be improved and all.

How often you update the site man brudder?
When i have free time man brudder...eh when did u start becoming my brudder??

Why don't you answer my emails?
I'll try to answer them whenever i can..but then again it depends on several factors:
1.  All info are in my site

2.  I don't know the answer
3.  I thought the email u sent was just another comment
4.  It was a request i can't support
5.  U freak me out...

I hope the info above is useful...if not continue lookin for them in my site...Thanks.