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The Names Power, Max Power! - I
got that from a hair dryer :-) |
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A dream isn't a dream without it's
share of nightmaresIf you're going my way, I'll walk with you. |
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Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend,
Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever
be? |
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No guy is worth your tears &
when you find one that is, he won't make you cry. |
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Sometimes I wish I was a little
kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken
hearts! |
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Everyone says you only fall in
love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I
fall in love all over again |
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If you love someone put their name
in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle
goes on forever |
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You laugh because im diffrent i
laugh because you're all the same |
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To the world your just one person
but to one person you could mean the
world |
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DONT HATE ME BECASUE IM BEAUTFUL
HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS I
AM |
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DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U
REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT |
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When I first saw you I was afarid
to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like
you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I
love you |
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I m afraid to lose you |
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whats betta? a lie that draws a
smile or the truth that draws a
tear? |
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Last night I looked up at the star |
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And matched each one with a reason
why I love yo |
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I was doing great, but then I ran
out of stars |
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A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE
ONLY REALY KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED |
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a peach is a peach a plum is a
plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some
tongue |
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milk does the body good but DAMN
how much did you drink |
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If I could be anything I would be
your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your
cheek and die on your lips |
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If you love me like you told me
please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't
break it or my world will fall
apart |
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God made elks, god made deers,God
made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS |
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Everyday That Goez By It Seemz
Like I Discover Somethíng New about You To Love It'z
Incredíble To Me How One Per§on Can Make Such A *BIG*
Dífference In My Lífe You Touch Me In A Way No One Else Ever
Haz And Gíve Me So Many Reasonz To Love You |
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dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can
LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut |
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NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then
ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM |
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Don't push any1 to hard, if it's
meant to be, it will happen |
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I wasn't Kissing him, I was just
telling his lips a secret! |
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do u believe in love at first
site? or should i walk by again? |
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Roses are red violets are blue god
made me pretty what happened to
you? |
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NØ ØNE CaN TeLL Me WhaT Tø D |
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¡T's My L¡Fe N i'LL L¡Ve iT ThE
WaY *¡* WanT To |
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GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR
THE PRICKS |
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who let the dogs out??... WHO WHO
WHO WHO? who let the dogs out WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO??!?!?! |
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please e-mail me back if u have
the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!! |
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ReMeMbEr mY nAmE * ReMeMbEr My
FaCe * CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe |
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I'm Loved by some, Hated by many,
Envied by most, Yet wanted by
plenty |
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would you catch me if i fall..do
you even notice me..at all? |
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If ur naughty go 2 ur
room.. If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine |
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DONT WISH UPON A STAR REACH FOR
ONE |
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God created men first, cause you
always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! |
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Heaven won't have me and hells
afraid i'll take over! |
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IT's better to let someone think
you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it |
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I always knew looking back on the
tears would make me laugh |
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But I never knew looking back on
the laughs would make me cry |
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God made mud god made dirt god
made guys so girls can flirt |
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God made coke god made pepsi god
made (Name) so darn sexy |
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All Good Girls And Boys Go To
Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited |
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Don't hate the player, HATE the
game! |
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Don't cry because it's over, smile
because it happend |
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The more I get to know guys, the
more I like dogs |
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Some day u'll cry for me like i
cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some
day u'll need me like i needed you ¤ Some day u'll
love me, but i wont luv
you! |
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Everyone who lives dies but not
everyone who dies lives |
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It's hard to tell your mind to
stop lovin sumone when your heart still does... |
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guys are like slinkies its always
fun to watch them fall down the
stairs |
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*Star light ....Star bright ....
where the heck is Mr. Right?* |
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Love makes life so confusing but
without love would you want to
live?" |
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Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys
open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart |
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If u need space join NASA baby!!! |
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girls are like phones, we like to
be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll
be disconnected! |
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If ur nice, you can call me
sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can
call me tonight. |
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Dream as if you'll live
forever...Live as if you'll
die |
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ITS A GURLS WORLD AND GUYS JUST
LIVE IN IT! |
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A wise monkey never monkies with
another monkey's monkey! |
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If love isnt a game, then why are
there so many players? |
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***everyones entitled to be stupid
but you are abusing the
priviledge*** |
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*§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who
Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§
Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True:
§omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of
You* |
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Never start frowning because you
never know who's falling in love with your smile :) |
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I'm like a butterly-pretty 2c-
hard 2 catch! |
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~*~One day your prince will come,
mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to
ask for directions~*~ |
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*You can fall from the sky* *You
can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love
with me* |
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I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL
LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR <3 n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a
SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In |
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It's not the size of the dog, It's
the size of the fight in the dog! |
 |
Last night I was looking at the
stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling! |
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only little boys who call
themselves men say I love you, and don't mean it. |
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I Am A Princess, I Live In The
Clouds, If You Wanna Kick It With Me, You Better Bow Down, So
Get On Your Knees, And Call Me Your Highness, Cuz Baby Believe
Me I'm New York's Finest! |
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Some times ur mind doesnt want u 2
be in love..but deep down u know you are.... |
 |
Do I Look like a grocery item to
you?¿?¿? I see you checking me
out!! |
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If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If
You Don't... Then Let Me
Go... |
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*::--;LoVe iZ LiKe QuiCkSanD-dA
DeEpEr u FaLL iN iT ThA HaRdA iT iZ 2 GeT OuT;--::* |
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Ur HuGz N KiSsEz R LiKe ThE StArZ
U LiTe Up mY LiFe wHeN tHiNgZ gEt DaRk |
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Did u fall down the ugly tree and
hit every branch on your way
down! |
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*ThEy SaY tRuE lOvE hiDeS bEhiNd
eVeRy CoRnEr...I mUsT bE wALkiNg iN CiRcLeS!!!* |
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If Your asking if I Need U the
answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is
Never..If Yur askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Yur
askin if I love U the answer is I
do |
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what's the difference between
boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look
better!! |
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Love is like sand, if ya hold on
to it too tight.. It might slip
away~! |
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¨*:·.PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u
SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U
aFfEcTeD tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...·:* |
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Did the sun just come out or did
you just smile at me? |
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Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want
a glass of milk |
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*I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn
ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!* |
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Well if i called the wrong number,
whyd you answer? |
 |
There's a light at the end of
every tunnel, just pray it's not a
train. |
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*4GeT THe TiMeS u WaLKeD By* 4GeT
THe TiMeS u MaDe Me CRy* 4GeT THe TiMe u HeLD My HaND *4GeT
THe SWeeT THiNGS iF i CaN*I cAn No LoNgEr PrEtEnD*I GoTTa
ReMeMBeR NoW uR JuST My
FRieND.* |
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Im an angel! Honest! The horns are
just there to keep the halo up
straight! |
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When I look at you my heart skips
1 beat but later that beat could mean a life time of tears
wasted on some thing i knew i could never have! |
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an angel is what i was meant to be
thats why bein sweet come so naturally! |
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Friends r like stars they come and
go but da 1's dat stay r the 1's that glow |
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~If I could be an angel, I'd make
your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl
who's loving you~ |
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How can you be friends with
someone if everytime you look at them, it makes you want them
even more? |
 |
*I wish I may, I mish I might, be
the one you wish for
tonite* |
 |
"it's quality not quantity" |
 |
You never know what you have until
you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it
back |
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.·*xºunTiL dA oCeaN dOEseN't toUCh
dA sANDº x x º i WiLL forEver BE an *NsYnC FaNº xøº°´°ºø |
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You know your in love when the
hardest thing to say is goodbye. |
 |
you used to make me smile, you
used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to
yak. |
 |
Don't be a guy, The world is full
of guys.Be a MAN |
 |
Love is ... Running into his arms,
Colliding with his heart, And exploding into his soul. |
 |
4 out of 5 voices in my head say
go back to sleep |
 |
I know my calculouse it says
U=ME=US |
 |
FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME
THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD! |
 |
When you finally find the perfect
guy you think to yourself, why isn't he taken? |
 |
My heart was taken by
you...breaken by you...and now it is in pieces because of
you |
 |
guys r pigs ...... n of course i
always get the runt |
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º°x·:He HoLdS Me WheN i StArT 2
cRy ø´¨`»MaKeS Me SmiLe WiTh JuS HiS eYeZ ShAreZ My HoPes
DrEaMs FeArs«´¨`ø ø´¨`»WiPes AwAy ALL My TeArs i LoVe hiM
wiToUt rEgReT«´¨`ø i JuS hAvEn't FoUnd HiM yEt·:·xº° |
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Every girl wants one guy to meet
all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his
one need. |
 |
I can only please one person per
day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good
either. |
 |
A star fell from the sky, and I
knew I cought it... then when I fell for you where were you to
catch me? |
 |
Ever stop to think, and forget to
start again? |
 |
If love was a law i would be in
prison for the rest of my
life |
 |
*U see, U like, U try, U
fail...-mEaNwHiLe-...I see, I like, I want, I get!* |
 |
Don't call me a GODDESS, Don't
call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever
seen! |
 |
*spiteful words hurt ur feelings
but silence breaks ur
heart* |
 |
*If The Only Possible Way We Can
Be Together Is In My Dreams...Then I'll Sleep Forever* |
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Love is like falling down... in
the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it
forever<3 |
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..WhEn A gUrL LoVeZ a GuY.. ..ThE
SwEeTeSt ThiNg iN ThE wOrLd.. ..iS 2 HeAr HiM AdMiT ThAt He
TrEaSuReZ hEr.. |
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If lovin' u is wrong- I don't want
2 be right |
 |
I dropped a tear in the ocean-
when I find it is the day I'll stop loving you |
 |
Im sweet like suger, soft like
suade, but unlike nintendo i never get played |
 |
I AM JUST A GIRL. STANDING INFRONT
OF A BOY ASKING HIM TO LOVE
ME! |
 |
*~*Be MorE CsoncerneD AbouT YouR
CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO
YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of
YoU!!*~* |
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I'm §uGaR & §piCe &
EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe |
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Love is like a butterfly, hold it
too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly |
 |
I ain't a playa, I just crush a
lot. |
 |
I am not a player...I'm the game |
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I wRoTe YoUr NaMe In ThE sAnD bUt
ThE wAvEs WaShEd It AwAy, ThEn I wRoTe It In ThE sKy BuT tHe
WiNd BlEw It AwAy, So I wRoTe It In My HeArT aNd ThAt'S wHeRe
It WiLl sTaY |
 |
831-8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning,
I love you |
 |
Last night I hugged my pillow and
dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow
and I'd be hugging you. |
 |
IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET
ID PUT "U" AND "I" TOGETHER |
 |
A heart is not a play thing~a
heart is not a toy~but if you want it broken..just give it to
a boy |
 |
*In Reality*....The Player Isn't
Actually Playing The Other Person......He's Playing Himself... |
 |
*He looked me deeply in the eyes.
he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it
was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone
new* |
 |
Lust Is When You Love What You
See. Love Is When You Lust For What's Inside |
 |
I may not always be rite but im
NEVER wrong! |
 |
I'm AwAy CrYiNg i doN'T KnOw WhAt
To Do My BoY aiN'T HoMe AnD ALL I HaVe iS You |
 |
give me a vodka on the
rocks....hold the vodka i'm a designated driver...umm
soo....give me glass of ice and that'd be nice!! ! |
 |
Don't hate me because I'm
beautiful! Hate me because....well....Okay!...Hate me because
I'm beautiful! |
 |
you got no reason to be jealous,
ive never been untrue...so whats it really matter if theyre
lookin, im only lookin at
YOU |
 |
Girls go to college to get more
knowledge Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider! |
 |
I look at her as a friend, then i
realized i loved her |
 |
The only guy a girl can trust is
her DADDY........ guys you have BIG shoes to fill b/c my DADDY
will sure be hard to beat |
 |
I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm
knot! I'm knot! |
 |
What lies before us and what lies
behind us are tiny matters to what lies within us. |
 |
Intelligence is like a river. The
deeper it is, the less noise it makes. |
 |
Lil boys know they love you
because they need you, Men need you cuz they know they love
ya |
 |
Wit a X n' a O im out lyke
whoa |
 |
East to the Sea,West to the
Lands,Death to the girl who Touches my Man! |
 |
u can say u love me but until u
prove it the words mean nothing 2
me. |
 |
I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So
ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~ |
 |
a broken heart continues to
beat.. |
 |
I smile b-cuz I have no idea what
is going on |
 |
A girl and a guy can be just
friends, but at one point or another they will fall for each
other..Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too
late, or maybe forever... |
 |
The first time I saw you, I knew
it was true~That I'd love you forever and that's what I'll
do~You don't know what you do to me~You don't have a clue~You
don't know what it's like to be me lookin @ you!! |
 |
guys are like a peice of gum, when
they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one*~* |
 |
*See my haylo* *Bright n shiny*
*Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure
hiney* |
 |
"GURL,I GOT MORE GAME THEN A
PLAYSTATION." |
 |
°i Do BeLeiVe DaT GoD aBoVe°
°CrEaTeD Me FoR Ya To LuV° °He PiKeD Ya OuT MoNg Da ReSt° °CuZ
He KnOs iD LuV Ya Da BeSt° |
 |
If U Want Me To Fall 4 U... U
Gotta Give Me Sumthin Worth Trippin Ova |
 |
I taught you everything you know
but not everything I KNOW |
 |
the closest thing u will ever come
to a brain storm is a light
drizzle |
 |
I can find anyone to -hold- me,
what i need now is for *YOU* to -love- me |
 |
Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should
Have One |
 |
I Dont need Your Attitude, I Have
One Of My Own |
 |
WhAt U SeE iS WhAt U DoNt gEt sO
-DrOoL oN -DrEaM oN -MOVE ON!! |
 |
****I'm not werid! I'm
gifted**** |
 |
You just lost the chance you never
had! |
 |
~*~Luv Means Never Having 2 Say Ur
Sorry~*~ |
 |
keep the pictures they neva change
only the people in them do |
 |
You will wonder where he is at
night, You will wonder if he's true. One moment you will be
happy, One moment you will be blue.
. |
 |
If you get a chance to see him,
Your heart begins to dance. Your life revolves around him,
There's nothing like
romance |
 |
Boys never give their hearts away
They play us girls for fools, They wait until we give our
hearts And then they play it
cool. |
 |
You might regret what you do- but
you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more |
 |
You're only bad if you're
caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!? |
 |
A smile is a curve that can,
Straighten out a lot of
things. |
 |
As part of you has grown in me,
together forever shall we be, never apart maybe in distance
but not in heart. |
 |
When in LOVE: be fair and honest,
even when it hurts. |
 |
WiLl I eVeR fAlL iN luV aNd If I
dO wILL iT bE wItH u?? |
 |
who would win a fight...a cougar
or a bear? |
 |
let them notice you, not you
notice them |
 |
I believe in angels, the kind that
heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my
best friends. |
 |
he broke my heart, so i broke his
jaw |
 |
*Don't ever be afraid to come to
me n cry* *Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye* *Don't
ever be afraid to tell me how you feel* *Remeber ur my gurls n
we gotta keep it realL* |
 |
*Roses are red Violets are blue,
Are you happy with me coz I know Im happy with you. * |
 |
I'll Try Anything Once, Twice If I
Like It! |
 |
To Say That You Can Love One
Person All Your Life, Is Like Saying That One Candle Will
Continue To Burn For As Long As You
Live |
 |
The Next Time You Think You're
Perfect, Try Walking On Water |
 |
~what a shame...looks like the
ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!~ |
 |
The oposite sex is the most
dangerous and addictive drug out there, but the high is unlike
anything else |
 |
*FrIeNdShIp Is JuSt A wOrD bUt My
GiRlS gIvE iT a MeAnInG* |
 |
He/She's Not The Brightest Candle
On The Birthday Cake! |
 |
it takes two people to lie, one to
lie and one to listen |
 |
If you love someone that means you
have a good heart. If someone loves you thats flattering. If
your love someone and they love you back thats special! |
 |
Mystify people with your
intelligence, and if u cant do that, mystify them with your
B.S. |
 |
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is
a mystery, today is a gift, that is why we call it the
present! |
 |
**friends dont let friends drink
and take home ugly men** |
 |
**I ran into my ex the other
day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!** |
 |
*Once Upon a Time* *Something
Happened To me* *It was the Sweetest Thing* *That ever could
be* *It was a Fantasy* *A dream Come True* *It was the Day i
Met You* |
 |
roes are red violets are blue,
sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you |
 |
Listen closely to your enemies.
They tell you your faults. |
 |
You never lose by loving, you
always lose by holding
back. |
 |
Daddy's little girl! But not the
girl that daddy knew, Daddy never had a clue! |
 |
Your love for me came as a
waterfall Flowing inside me like never before Your love for
me, something I didn't see But baby, I know better now |
 |
MY *FANTASY* HAS TURNED TO
MADNESS. ALL MY *GOODNESS*HAS TURNED TO BADNESS. MY NEED TO
HAVE *YOU* HAS TAKEN MY SOUL. MY *HEART* IS TREMBLING--- I*VE
JUST LOST CONTROL..... |
 |
DONT PLAYA HATE PARTICIPATE
APRECIATE N CONGRATULATE |
 |
As an older more mature young
adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids! |
 |
IF YOU HATE ME, I LOVE YOU TOO IT
AIN'T MY FAULT IM CUTER THAN
YOU |
 |
CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A
LIFE, I NEED A LIFE" |
 |
Did it hurt when I fell from
heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being
the devil. |
 |
dreams can come true if u take the
time to think about what u want in
life |
 |
*....NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER
OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE
GROUPS.....* |
 |
X-tReMe Is NoT a MoOd, It'S a
LYFE-STYLE!!!!!! |
 |
If you love your man set him
free....if he dont come back you know hes with me! |
 |
we told every1 tha we are best
friends we told ourselves we will be best friends for life and
we promised we never let any person get in our way friends
till da end |
 |
You may shoot me with your
words,You may cut me with your eyes,You may kill me with your
hatefullness, But still, like air, I'll rise. |
 |
money and looks aren't
everything.... but its all i got! |
 |
To catch me, you gotta be fast; to
find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be
kidding!! |
 |
WhAt U sEe Is WhAt U gEt So MaKe
Ur MoVe.... U wOnT
rEgReT!!!! |
 |
*I'm not supposed to love you, I'm
not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to live my life,
wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder
where you are or what you do, I'm sorry I just can't help
myself, I fell in love with you* |
 |
It's hard to be humble when you're
this hot!!! |
 |
i am independant and
abusive...stay out of my
way... |
 |
when u was hurt .....i was there
for u.....now i'm hurting where r u? u say u will always be
here but soon u leafed and all i have r memoires of u and how
bad u broke my heart.. |
 |
every hottie with a body, needs a
cutie with a bootie |
 |
ThEy SaY kIsSiNg Is Da LaNgUaGe Of
LuV.. CaRe 2 InDuLgE iN a LiL
cOnVo?-= |
 |
The only difference between meh
and yew Is that I make being a Princess Look Good! |
 |
When you were born, you were cryin
and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that
when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you
is crying. |
 |
EvRy LiL ThInG dAt wE do ShUd b
BtWeEn Me n U |
 |
Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not
God!!!!!! |
 |
You look at him from a distance
but if you look up close you will see him from a different
view!!!! |
 |
no where on your birth certificate
did it say life would be
fair |
 |
IF ALL GUYS/GIRLS WERE AS HOTT AS
YOU EARTH WOULD BE HEAVEN!! |
 |
me n my girls be shakin our hips
why the guys be lickin there lips and the girls they wanna be
us and the guys just want to freak
us |
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~*~*~* love is like a baseball
game all the boyz are
PLAYER§!!*~*~*~ |
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HeY (name) I loVe U BuT One
PrObLeM iS U dOnt LoVe Me |
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if all my gurls jumped off a
bridge i wouldn't jump with them, i'd be at the bottom to
catch them! |
 |
*~*I had a dream that i still
loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!! |
 |
''Born with no soul, lack of
control, cut from the mold of the anti-social.'' |
 |
There are easier things in life
than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for
instance. |
 |
tHeRe WeRe MoMeNTs We
LauGHeD-n-CRiED We aLWaYz STooD By eaCH oTHaZ SiDe THoSe MaNY
DaYs We sPeNT ToGeTHa THeY WiLL STaY iN mY<3 4eVa |
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YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN iF iT
WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe |
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im not a tease im just a reminder
of what you cant have |
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<3*i DoN*t WaNnA cRy A tEaR 4
yOu* <3*So 4GiVe Me iF i Do* <3*i*d Do nEtHiN* <3*i*d
GiVe U mY wOrLd*<3 ׺×i*D wAiT 4eVa 2 Be Ur GirL×º× |
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Theres a danger in loveing
somebody too much and its sad when you know its their heart u
cant trust. theres a reason why people dont stay who they are.
baby sometimes love just aint
enough |
 |
*Some may call it XtC* *Some may
call it destiny* *Some may call it meant 2B* *But I Just call
it *u* -n- *me* |
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don't promise me the moon or the
stars just promise me you'll stay under them with me |
 |
whàt ïs løvê ànd whàt døês ït
dêfïnê whø's tø sày ànd whøs tø dràw thê lïnê ànd wïthïn thïs
wørld ànd àll ïts fúss whø's tø sày ïf ït's løvê ør à sïmplê
crush |
 |
You're like a pebble in the
sand....ur pretty enuff 2 hold on 2 but i hafta let u
go... |
 |
-íMåGíNé Ur LíFé WíThØuT Mé-
-¿Mí§éRåBLé HuH?- |
 |
u were my favorite mistake=) |
 |
anyone can catch your eye but it
takes someone special to catch your
heart |
 |
Fear is nothing but the
anticipation of pain, be it physical, mental, spiritual or
emotional. |
 |
Before you criticize someone, you
should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you
criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. |
 |
I see you next to never, how can
we say forever.. wherever you go, whatever you do, i will be
right here waiting for you, whatever it takes, or how my heart
breaks, i will be right here waiting for you... |
 |
(Name) is a few fries short of a
Happy Meal. |
 |
(Name) is a few beans short of a
burrito. |
 |
(Name) is a few bombs short of a
cluster |
 |
(Name) is a couple of sandwiches
short of a picnic. |
 |
The more I cry I THINK OF YOU,
Every now an then thats all I can do.Memories and pics is all
I see,but me and you will forever be.. |
 |
huked on foniks wurket fer me,
kant cha tell? |
 |
I am actually quite
pleasant...till i'm awake!!!! |
 |
If you judge people, you have no
time to love them |
 |
until water cant be boiled, i will
always be very spoiled ! |
 |
I kNoW iVe AlWaYs BeEn BlEsSeD
CaUsE Im A pReTtY pRiNcEsS |
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Too Many Star In The Skies * Too
Many Tears that have Left My Eyes * Too many Boys out in the
Blue * But they are Nothing compared to You |
 |
NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE
BOX NOW ARE WE ?? |
 |
DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF
VOICE |
 |
Guys r Players... and thats a
fact... Dont fall n love... just play 'em back!! |
 |
* i am only ( age ) but i act like
18 and to all my friends out there,you know what i mean** Us
girls play around with with these things called boyz** But
they use us girls as designated
toys*!!* |
 |
*~If I had a star for everytime
you brightened my day...I'd be holding the galaxy in my
hands~* |
 |
Girls are like fireworks there
kiss lights up the night there hugs make everthing
bright when they get mad they explode when they are happy they
make everthing glow |
 |
you think ur so cool-- u think ur
all that-- well ppsshh--- whuts up with that? |
 |
Honk if you love Britney Spears,
then drive your car into the nearest tree! |
 |
*tonite, i'll ask the stars above,
how will i ever win u'r love, what do i do, what do i say, to
turn your angel eyes my
way?* |
 |
KISS ME IN THE
LIGHT....... LOVE ME IN THE DARK........ HOLD ME TILL
THE END..... AND I PROMISE I WONT BREAK UR HEART. |
 |
If its a good idea, go ahead and
do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get
permission |
 |
you don't fail if you fall, you
fail if you don't try to get up. |
 |
Sweet is love when all is
sane Sweet is death to rid the pain Cruel is
death when all is well Cruel is love when all is
hell |
 |
never fall in love with the guy
next door....trust me he will
move! |
 |
be kewl dont go to skool |
 |
For love I'd do anything, for you,
I'd do more.......... |
 |
Theres a sparkle in your eye that
only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i
wanna be |
 |
¤ iF YoU LiVe 2 bE 100 ..
¤ ¤ i WaNNa LiVe 2 bE 100 - MiNuS - 1 ¤ ¤ So i
WoN'T HaVe 2 LiVe a DaY ¤ ¤ WiThOuT YoU ¤ |
 |
I loved you once I love you
still I always have i always
will |
 |
*Who do you turn too when the only
who who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry* |
 |
~IN THE COOKIES OF LIFE, YOUR
FRIENDS ARE THE CHOCLATE CHIPS~ |
 |
Don't cry over anyone who won't
cry over you. |
 |
I asked God for a flower he gave
me a garden I asked for a tree he gave me a forest I
asked for a river he gave me an ocean I asked for a friend
he gave me you |
 |
You dream of being better than
me I say to you.....DREAM ON! |
 |
IF CHEERLEADING WERE ANY
EASIER,.,.,.IT WOULD BE CALLED FOOTBALL!!! |
 |
One day it finally came true, i
saw the one i trully loved, and that one was you |
 |
well i am here now where did u
go? |
 |
SoMe CaLL Me HoT aNd
SwEeT BuT i CaLL MySeLF uNiQ AiNt No OnE GoT
My TeChNiQ |
 |
*I am PLAYER get PLAYED, LOVERS
get LOVED* |
 |
I'm cooler than a polar bear's
toenails |
 |
the rain that fell last night made
me fall in love with you |
 |
maybe he's hot, maybe he's cute,
but if he's not, who gives a
squat? |
 |
Madness chases some, but waits for
others... |
 |
Wanting him is hard to get. Loving
him is hard to regret. Losing him is hard to accept. But with
all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful
yet. |
 |
dont leave this hole in my
heart! |
 |
Even if the voices are not real,
they have some good ideas. |
 |
True friends, like diamonds, are
precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are
found everywhere |
 |
FaItH Is bEliEviNg In tHiNgs WheN
cOmMon sEnSe TelLs yOu nOT To!!! |
 |
iF u sAy i cAnT u wOnT, iF u sAy i
qUiT u lOsE, iF u sAy i'Ll tRy u mIgHt jUsT wIn bUt u hAvE tHe
pOwEr tO cHoOsE |
 |
Let the world roll along....I'll
catch up later |
 |
angels are supposed to be
good....so y did one break my
heart? |
 |
whenever i see you...my whole body
goes weak....everything but my
heart... |
 |
if u dont like the way i drive,
get off the sidewalk! |
 |
A poisoned cup & a sepants
bite what about a sword to the neck would that be right?I hope
you understand this is what i would do to you if i catch you
cheatin! |
 |
If you don't Stand for Something,
You will Fall for
Everything |
 |
If you are the flame, You can't be
burned |
 |
CrOsS uR HaRt & hOpE 2
DiE ClOtHeZ & MaKeUp BoYs & LiEs 4EvA DeRe
TiLL Da EnD DeFiNiTiOn Of : TrU BeSt FriENdz |
 |
There used to be men on this
earth... What happened to them?¿?
*I'm nOt a DiTz..I
jUsT LaCk cOmMoN sEnSe* |
 |
a friend is someone that sees you
cry...a true friend has a soggy shoulder from
it
Everyone has a photographic memory, some
people just don't have film |
 |
i gave u my heart- and u took it
with care- but u played around- so love me...dont
dare- dont take my hand- and make me cry- cause soon
enough- ur love will die- and who will be there- to hold me
tight- to help me live- live over the fright- of
painful fears- that i cant let go- just give me up- because
i love u so |
 |
A KiSs iS jUst A kiSs tiL u FiNd
ThE oNe U LoVe A HuG iS jUsT a HuG TiL iTs ThE 1 Ur
ThiNkiN oF A dReAm iS jUsT a DrEaM TiL u MaKe iT cOmE
tRuE LoVe iS jUsT a WoRd tiL iTs PrOvEn To
U!!!!! |
 |
how do I stop crying, when the
only person that can make me stop, is the one that made me
start? |
 |
~BaBy WiLl iT eVeR b~? * *U n
Me * * WeLl A gIrL cAn DrEaM* *CaNt ShE?* |
 |
love can sometimes be magic, but
magic can sometimes be an
ILLUSION! |
 |
I wrote your name on a paper but
by an accident I threw it away I wrote your name on m hand
but i washed it the next day I wrote your name in the
sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my
heart and forever it will stay |
 |
i'll luv u 4eva, i'll luv u 4
always, as long as i'm livin my baby u'll be. |
 |
If you be sugar, I'll be
spice If you be fire, I'll be ice If your cold,
I'll make you hot As long as you give me all you've
got |
 |
SMILE! it scares people... |
 |
How come you have enough time to
go out and make other people fall in love with you, but you
don't have enough time to pay attention to the one who already
does. |
 |
You made me think you loved
me You made me think it was true But now that
we're together I'm already done with you |
 |
U say u can't stand 2 c me get
hurt,so do u close ur eyes when u hurt me? |
 |
Guyz are like dogs, they have to
be trained!!! |
 |
I am beginning to think he likes
me should i like him back? |
 |
HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
I'VE STARTED TALKING AND I CAN'T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! |
 |
if life were a box of chocolates
....I wouldn't eat it!! |
 |
i never thought that there would
be a day where i forgot all my problems but then the day i met
you came and they all just ran
away |
 |
*I didn't ask 2 b proncess..... I
ASKED 2 BE QUEEN* |
 |
You think you're hott and you know
the deal...Well it's me and you who be keepin it real |
 |
A WORLD OF HAPPINESS COULD NOT
REPLACE WHAT I HAVE
LOST...... |
 |
if actions speak louder than
words....... then what are you trying to tell me? |
 |
a tear for a tear, an eye for an
eye, and you know that my heart don't cry.... |
 |
~ Rose's Are Red ~ ~ Violets
Are Blue~ ~ The Sun Is Hot ~ ~ And So Are U ~ |
 |
Everyone is meant for someone...I
believe that you are my
someone... |
 |
This is an inside joke and ur on
the outside! |
 |
the only way to treat something
deadly serious is to treat it
lightly |
 |
~Anger is only one letter short of
dAnger.~ |
 |
Yew call me dumb, Yew call me
stoopid! Its not my fault i like u, its cupids!!! |
 |
Computers: A really hot
one.....oops.....my fault.....that's my reflection! |
 |
Im not a lie, Im not an illusion,
Im an angel so whats the
confusion??? |
 |
You don't love someone because
they're beautiful. They're beautiful because you love
them. |
 |
-That's allright, that's okay,
you're gonna pump my gas
someday!!!!- |
 |
God made man first. Woman was just
an afterthought. |
 |
I was born when you kissed me, I
died when you left me, but I lived for the 2 months you dated
me |
 |
FRIENDS LAST BUT BOYFRIENDS
DONT |
 |
stop honkin ure hornz stop callin
mah name I aint fallen 4 ya
game |
 |
stop lookin at me dat way.... ur
scarin me!!! |
 |
(Your Name) You want it but you
fear it but you love it when you're near it |
 |
Ive alwayz got somethin 2 say, u
dont like it stay outta my way!!! |
 |
most gurls say good guyz finish
last.......but in my heart they finish first |
 |
name is the best name is
mah hunny all i need is luv , dont care bout the
money |
 |
I JuSt DoN't KnOw WhY BoYs TrEat
GiRls LiKe ThAt I ThInK ThEy NeEd To LeArn MoRe AbOuT
Us U KNOW..... |
 |
lOvE fIsHeS cUz tHiEr So
DELiCiOuS...gOtTa gO fIsHiN... I cOulD Go fIsHiN 4 u BuT u
aInT eXaCtLy WhAt We CaLL
dElioCOUs |
 |
Love; A very strong word. Use with
EXTREME caution. |
 |
Do I look like a lolipop to you?
cause your licking my foot! |
 |
I still miss my ex....but my aims
improving |
 |
Thats How Love Works Thats How
Love Moves Like A River Running Through You Sometimes It Lifts
You As High As Heaven It Consumes You Thats A Given!!! |
 |
~*` you know you like what you
see... but u still cant get with a gurl lik me!~* |
 |
We shared our secrets in the
dark, although we were only friends i don't know when
the feelin changed inside my heart |
 |
GuYs ArE LiKe CrAyOnS ... 64 Is
BeTtEr ThEn OnE |
 |
ya'll look at me and say "girl
u've been blessed" but ya'll can't see the
inside of my unhappiness |
 |
CoMpEtItIoN Is NaDa. . . ThErE
AiN'T NoBoDy HoTtA! |
 |
Iim wanted, Im hot, Im everything
your not!!!! |
 |
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON A GUY WHO
WONT WASTE HIS TIME ON
YOU!* |
 |
life is a fairytail you just have
to get past the evil step mother
part |
 |
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just
avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I
don't call back, it's you. |
 |
* I love this quote - do you like
it? * |
 |
L oose O nce V
omit E nemies ........ WhAtS sO gOoD aBoUt
ThAt!! |
 |
They told me all about
you They told me you were free They told me
you were great The perfect one for me |
 |
Don't think of it as losing, think
of it as getting beat by a
girl |
 |
If YoU dOn'T LiKe WhAt YoU
SeE...OoPs... I fOrGoT EvErYoNe LiKeS wHaT tHeY
SeE If ThEy'Re LoOkInG aT Me!!!!!!!! |
 |
Men r not pigs... pigs are cute,
conciderate, and caring. |
 |
Ok, angels are all good and stuff?
Where's the fun in that? |
 |
I was here for you so long, now
that you want me, i've moved on, found somebody new, he's even
better then you |
 |
First God created man...THEN HE
HAD A BETTER IDEA!! |
 |
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 |
Death can actually make you more attractive to
crooks |
 |
LoViNg U Is LikE bReAtHinG hOw cAn I StOp? |
 |
Qatal Hogaye Hum |
 |
*--(_Hum_)=(*.*) (>.<)=(_Tum_)**'; |
 |
Hum oor Tum Mein Aik ProBlem Hai.Tum K Baghair Hum
Adhorey Hein |
 |
A friend in need is a friend i dont need |
 |
Friendship Often ends in Love, But love in
friendship, NEVER |
 |
A friend in need is pain in neck |
 |
Devil inside , angel out side |
 |
larkiyan offline
hojain |
 |
Kabhi tou unblock kerwao, Kabhi tou Online aao |
 |
DoNt TaKe lIfE 2 sErIoUsLy , U lL nEvEr GeT OuT oF
iT aLiVe. |
 |
Aap ke matlooba dil se filhaal jawab nahin
araha.. |
 |
Idher na udher chal chalein yahoo! par :p |
 |
Tu nahin aur sahih aur nahin to ghar wali to hai
naan |
 |
Zara Mere nick per click tou karein |
 |
Manhooso mujhe bhi msg kardo :@ |
 |
Kaley Hain, Magar Dilwalay Hain |
 |
Chat with me Twice a day, Every day |
 |
i ll hack ur tears and ll give u password of simle
|
 |
I like to do the things which are impossible, and
NOTHING is impossible so I do
NOTHING |
 |
If u need space join NASA baby! |
 |
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it
happened |
 |
8o| Laraka Larka |
 |
StR@nGeR !n tHe m!rROr |
 |
KhAtArNaK CoCkRoAcH kIlLeR
|
 |
i fink i am afarid of being happy becoz everytime i
am happy somefing sad alaways
happens |
 |
u fink nuffin ... so fanks for finking nuffin...
fink again ... you will find nuffin in finkin ! Fankx Alot
|
 |
Aaj se Jan e Mann Fittey Munh Tumhara |
 |
hELLo ! hOw R u? b@aT kEr k j@nA h@an ;) |
 |
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who
loves me.. |
 |
Pyar Koi (so) Nahi |
 |
Love is juz like gambling...invest everything...but
the result depend upon ur luck |
 |
HuM HaiN PakistanI HuM ToU CheatengE Haan
CheatengE |
 |
Pakistan Zindabad .... Quaid e Azam ( Rs )
paindabad |
 |
Maybe these Maps Are Legends? |
 |
MSN ROCKS! http://www.oocities.org/tahaamjad_a |
 |
I'm Vibrating At The Speed Of Light! |
 |
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute
of it! |
 |
Vote Whoever Isn't Called Bush! |
 |
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil
come from? |
 |
If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', what is the
opposite of progress? |
 |
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
|
 |
How come abbreviated is such a long word? |
 |
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do
humanitarians eat? |
 |
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and
he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has
to touch it. |
 |
Im Chatting With 0 Contacts And 0 Contacts R Online
:) |
 |
My Nick Is Sick |
 |
Dangerous Can Be Fun |
 |
Standing up Sitting Down Friendship iz a Common
Noun All The Friendz Are Present Tenze Chooze The Best in
Common Senze |
 |
Life Is a Waste Of Time, Time Is a Waste Of
Life, So Get Wasted All The Time, And Have The Time Of Your
Life |
 |
When i c Da Moon..i c u. When i c Da Starz.i c u
When i c Da Sky i c U..Get Out From My Way ...Ur Blocking My
View....!!!!! |
 |
DoNt tHiNk YoU r, kNoW yOu
R |
 |
Every thing is Dust .....Education is Must .....If
u Will Trust on Education. Then U will Be First |
 |
No, Golden ship.....No, silver ship.....The Best
Ship is Friendship |
 |
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when
somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets
u |
 |
ït§ thë Tïm£ 2 Ðï§©Ö |
 |
u have 1 new virus from bill gates |
 |
I Need A GF :) (Good
Friend) |
 |
Dont Have Any Thing .. Just Got Everything ! |
 |
I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
|
 |
Life is 4 living, Love is for giving! |
 |
Love
is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is
to get out! |
 |
If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons? |
 |
Mobile
phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got
the smallest |
 |
A
friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be
there with u saying, Damn that was
fun! |
 |
Trying
is the first step towards failure |
 |
If
you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than
you |
 |
If
you are drinking to forget, pay in
advance |
 |
The
funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common |
 |
I
Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like
Me |
 |
Save
a horse, ride a Cowboy! |
 |
There
are no stupid questions, just stupid
people |
 |
I'm
the girl your parents warned you
about |
 |
I'm
fat, but your ugly. I can diet |
 |
I'm
cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're
not |
 |
I
have lost my phone number, can I have yours? |
 |
Sometimes
I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me |
 |
I'm
in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB) |
 |
The
more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? |
 |
(L)
Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it
is to get out! |
 |
Love
is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away |
 |
Diamond
was just a coal that did well under pressure |
 |
My
calculations are U+ME=US! |
 |
(B)
Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B) |
 |
The
rich get richer and the poor get
children |
 |
I
would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven |
 |
Take
my advice...I don't need it
anyways |
 |
Fat
people are harder to kidnap |
 |
The best way to get over a
guy is to get under the other one!
|
 |
My
teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk |
 |
The
only thing I want between our relationship is Latex |
 |
If
you drink ann drive your a bloody idiot ann if you make it
home your a bloody legend! |
 |
I'm
so hot i make the devil sweat |
 |
Was
it just me or did I notice you staring at my erection. |
 |
Girl
you kinda like vitamin C 'cause you make my BONE get HARD! |
 |
If
being ugly is a crime, you wood get a life sentence! |
 |
You
know, I do understand you.. I have a nack with dogs like you! |
 |
I
refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take
advantage of the handicapped. |
 |
I
love what you've done with your hair. How did you get it to
come out of one nostril like
that? |
 |
Your
so fat you ate Jenny and Craig! |
 |
Nice
perfume.....why marinate in it? |
 |
Hey
baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the
first thing that pops up! |
 |
Your
so ugly that before your mum goes to kiss you good night she
puts a paperbag over your head! |
 |
If
it weren't for you,I wouldn't come to school. |
 |
The
cutest kittens have the sharpest
claws |
 |
Show
them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets
go! if they say no say well why not, it'll just be 2 boards
rubbin' together! |
 |
Hey,
baby...if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name
you the McVery Sexy. |
 |
I
see you next to never, how can we say forever, wherever you
go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you,
whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, I will be right
here waiting for you... |
 |
Before
you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes,
that way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you
have their shoes! |
 |
Fear
is nothing but the anticipation of pain, be it physical,
mental, spiritual or emotional! |
 |
Anyone
can catch your eyes, but it takes someone special to catch
your heart! |
 |
You
were my favorite mistake! |
 |
Imagine
your life without me...+Miserable
huh? |
 |
You're
like a pebble in the sand, your pretty enough to hold on to
but, I have to let u go... |
 |
What
is love and what does it define? Who's to say and who's to
draw the line? Within this world and all it's fuss who's to
say if it's love or a simple
crush! |
 |
Don't
promise me the moon or the stars just promise me you'll stay
under them with me! |
 |
Don't
like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
|
 |
Fire
Fire ! Go Call Fire Dept. |
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Cool
Man ! But Dont Get Freeze Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
|
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Unite
against togetherness! |
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Reality
Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin |
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If
your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right
now... |
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No
fear! (NAME) is here! |
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I
Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like
Me |
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Life's
a bitch. Be its pimp |
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I'm
better than normal, I'm abnormal!
|
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A
drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts |
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Save
a tree, eat a beaver |
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By
the time you read this, you've already read it |
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Most
people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them |
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Quitting
smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times |
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I
don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in
my glass of beer! |
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Dont
steal, the government hates competition
|
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If
you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than
you |
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Why
do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
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Save
a horse, ride a Cowboy! |
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The
higher you are, the farther you fall
|
 |
Intelligence
could be instinct which has it at the wrong end |
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When
life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt! |
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What
is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me! |
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I’ve
lost my phone number, can I have
yours? |
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Not
me, not now, maybe later... |
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Life's
a beach... Surf it up! |
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Trying
is the first step towards failure
|
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I
think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot |
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If
it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them? |
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Alcohol
doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
|
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Smile
and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone |
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I'm
more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice! |
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When
I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better |
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To
alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems |
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WaNnA
PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF
YoU! |
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I
avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
|
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I
love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours |
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Booze
may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
|
 |
Ever
stop to think, and forget to start again?
|
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There
are no stupid questions, just stupid people |
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Why
do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? |
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When
cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose? |
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Gravity
always wins |
 |
The
easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk |
 |
There
are some that are wise and others that are otherwise |
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I'm
not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings |
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Buy
land, they have quit making it! |
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Don't
judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts |
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I'm
not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it |
 |
Eat
healthy, exercise more, still die
|
 |
Politicians
prefer unarmed peasants |
 |
Time
is what keeps things from happening all at once |
 |
Women/Men
who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition |
 |
What
happens if you get scared half to death... twice? |
 |
Smile,
it makes people wonder what you're up too.. |
 |
Opinions
are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink |
 |
Sometimes
I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me |
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Of
all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most |
 |
If
marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws |
 |
I
don't have to be careful, I've got a
gun |
 |
Children
in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause
children |
 |
Oh
my god, you killed Kenny! |
 |
Panties
aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it |
 |
Statistics
are used by people who have no proof
|
 |
Divorce:
from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through
his wallet |
 |
You'll
never get rid of a bad temper by losing it! |
 |
If
you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit
you |
 |
In
the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king |
 |
Whoever
said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop |
 |
I
like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a
Consultant |
 |
Mental
Health is overrated |
 |
Cool
Man ! But Dont Get Freeze |
 |
Be
The Change You Wish To See |
 |
All
generalizations are false |
 |
A
clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind |
 |
This
isn't school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting |
 |
The
funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common |
 |
Honesty
is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense |
 |
Next
week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is full already |
 |
War
does not determine who is right... but who is left |
 |
If
you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
|
 |
If
at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you
ever tried |
 |
Health
nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing |
 |
In
the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the
pamflet look so calm? |
 |
I
can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked |
 |
Two
wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left |
 |
3
words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
|
 |
You
can better lose a lover than love a loser
|
 |
I'm
only crazy when other people cant standthat I'm right |
 |
Women/Men
are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit
|
 |
Be
nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one |
 |
Work
harder: People on welfare depend on
you |
 |
The
shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE,
but the only word for me is YOU |
 |
2
good 2 be 4 gotten |
 |
Ur
hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass! |
 |
Nice
pants, can I test the zipper? |
 |
Love
Is Like A Blue Sky With No Ends. |
 |
To
the world you are just one person but to one person you may be
the world |
 |
Is
that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
 |
Don't
hate the player, hate the game |
 |
I
Love U , I Love U , Dont Get Excited I Also Love Other
Alphabets Like v , w , x , y , z |
 |
Love
is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a
dream |
 |
Do
you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again? |
 |
I'm
loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many |
 |
*ToUcH
Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
|
 |
Can
i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out! |
 |
Kisses
spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm
vacinated! |
 |
Call
me anytime, I won't be home |
 |
I’ve
lost my phone number, can I have
yours? |
 |
Honk
if you love (name), then drive your car into the nearest tree!
|
 |
I'm
not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! |
 |
Love
is blind. I know, because you don't see me
|
 |
Guys
are air for me, and without air I can't live |
 |
Aren't
you tired? You're walking for hours in my head! |
 |
If
loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right |
 |
Stupid
cupid... stop pickin on me! |
 |
Some
girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for
always |
 |
Roses
are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you! |
 |
Love
is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And..
Impossible To Forget..!! |
 |
Love
Is More Than Just A Kiss |
 |
Be
smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever |
 |
Love
is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
|
 |
I
Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise |
 |
Love
is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
|
 |
You
can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best
way to fall is to fall in love with me
|
 |
Roses
are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic! |
 |
Don't
love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be
love |
 |
You
can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me |
 |
Love
is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex
raises some pretty good questions |
 |
Do
you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? |
 |
Love
is a slow poison |
 |
Honesty
is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in |
 |
Accountants
are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep
their balance! |
 |
True
Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have
seen |