MSN Nicks

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The Names Power, Max Power! - I got that from a hair dryer :-)

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A dream isn't a dream without it's share of nightmaresIf you're going my way, I'll walk with you.

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Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?

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No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry. 

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Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!

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Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

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If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever

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You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same

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To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world

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DONT HATE ME BECASUE IM BEAUTFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS I AM

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DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT

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When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you

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I m afraid to lose you

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whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

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Last night I looked up at the star

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And matched each one with a reason why I love yo

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I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars

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A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REALY KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED 

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a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue

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milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink

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If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips 

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If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart 

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God made elks, god made deers,God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS

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Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover Somethíng New about You To Love It'z Incredíble To Me How One Per§on Can Make Such A *BIG* Dífference In My Lífe You Touch Me In A Way No One Else Ever Haz And Gíve Me So Many Reasonz To Love You 

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dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut 

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NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM 

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Don't push any1 to hard, if it's meant to be, it will happen

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I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!

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do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?

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Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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NØ ØNE CaN TeLL Me WhaT Tø D

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¡T's My L¡Fe N i'LL L¡Ve iT ThE WaY *¡* WanT To

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GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS

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who let the dogs out??... WHO WHO WHO WHO? who let the dogs out WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO??!?!?!

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please e-mail me back if u have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!!

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ReMeMbEr mY nAmE * ReMeMbEr My FaCe * CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe

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I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty

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would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me..at all?

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If ur naughty go 2 ur room.. 
If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine 

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DONT WISH UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE

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God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! 

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Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!

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IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

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I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh

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But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

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God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt

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God made coke god made pepsi god made (Name) so darn sexy

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All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited

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Don't hate the player, HATE the game!

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend

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The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs 

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Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some day u'll need me like i needed you 
¤ Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you! 

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Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives

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It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin sumone when your heart still does...

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guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

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*Star light ....Star bright .... where the heck is Mr. Right?*

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Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?"

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Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart

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If u need space join NASA baby!!!

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girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

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If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die 

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ITS A GURLS WORLD AND GUYS JUST LIVE IN IT! 

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A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!

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If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players?

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***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***

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*§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You*

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Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :)

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I'm like a butterly-pretty 2c- hard 2 catch!

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~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~

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*You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me* 

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I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR <3 n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In 

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It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog!

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Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling! 

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only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don't mean it.

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I Am A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Wanna Kick It With Me, You Better Bow Down, So Get On Your Knees, And Call Me Your Highness, Cuz Baby Believe Me I'm New York's Finest!

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Some times ur mind doesnt want u 2 be in love..but deep down u know you are.... 

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Do I Look like a grocery item to you?¿?¿? I see you checking me out!!

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If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go... 

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*::--;LoVe iZ LiKe QuiCkSanD-dA DeEpEr u FaLL iN iT ThA HaRdA iT iZ 2 GeT OuT;--::* 

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Ur HuGz N KiSsEz R LiKe ThE StArZ U LiTe Up mY LiFe wHeN tHiNgZ gEt DaRk 

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Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down! 

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*ThEy SaY tRuE lOvE hiDeS bEhiNd eVeRy CoRnEr...I mUsT bE wALkiNg iN CiRcLeS!!!*

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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..If Yur askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Yur askin if I love U the answer is I do

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what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!! 

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Love is like sand, if ya hold on to it too tight.. It might slip away~!

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¨*:·.PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U aFfEcTeD tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...·:* 

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Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

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Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk 

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*I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!* 

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Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer? 

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There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

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*4GeT THe TiMeS u WaLKeD By* 4GeT THe TiMeS u MaDe Me CRy* 4GeT THe TiMe u HeLD My HaND *4GeT THe SWeeT THiNGS iF i CaN*I cAn No LoNgEr PrEtEnD*I GoTTa ReMeMBeR NoW uR JuST My FRieND.* 

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Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

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When I look at you my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a life time of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have! 

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an angel is what i was meant to be thats why bein sweet come so naturally! 

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Friends r like stars they come and go but da 1's dat stay r the 1's that glow 

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~If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl who's loving you~

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How can you be friends with someone if everytime you look at them, it makes you want them even more? 

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*I wish I may, I mish I might, be the one you wish for tonite* 

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"it's quality not quantity"

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You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back 

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.·*xºunTiL dA oCeaN dOEseN't toUCh dA sANDº x x º i WiLL forEver BE an *NsYnC FaNº xøº°´°ºø 

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You know your in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye.

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you used to make me smile, you used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to yak.

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Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN 

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Love is ... Running into his arms, Colliding with his heart, And exploding into his soul. 

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4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep 

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I know my calculouse it says U=ME=US 

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FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD! 

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When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself, why isn't he taken? 

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My heart was taken by you...breaken by you...and now it is in pieces because of you 

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guys r pigs ...... n of course i always get the runt 

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º°x·:He HoLdS Me WheN i StArT 2 cRy ø´¨`»MaKeS Me SmiLe WiTh JuS HiS eYeZ ShAreZ My HoPes DrEaMs FeArs«´¨`ø ø´¨`»WiPes AwAy ALL My TeArs i LoVe hiM wiToUt rEgReT«´¨`ø i JuS hAvEn't FoUnd HiM yEt·:·xº° 

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Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

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I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

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A star fell from the sky, and I knew I cought it... then when I fell for you where were you to catch me? 

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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If love was a law i would be in prison for the rest of my life 

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*U see, U like, U try, U fail...-mEaNwHiLe-...I see, I like, I want, I get!*

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Don't call me a GODDESS, Don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen! 

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*spiteful words hurt ur feelings but silence breaks ur heart* 

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*If The Only Possible Way We Can Be Together Is In My Dreams...Then I'll Sleep Forever* 

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Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever<3

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..WhEn A gUrL LoVeZ a GuY.. ..ThE SwEeTeSt ThiNg iN ThE wOrLd.. ..iS 2 HeAr HiM AdMiT ThAt He TrEaSuReZ hEr.. 

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If lovin' u is wrong- I don't want 2 be right

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I dropped a tear in the ocean- when I find it is the day I'll stop loving you

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Im sweet like suger, soft like suade, but unlike nintendo i never get played 

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I AM JUST A GIRL. STANDING INFRONT OF A BOY ASKING HIM TO LOVE ME! 

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*~*Be MorE CsoncerneD AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!*~* 

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I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe

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Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly 

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I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot. 

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I am not a player...I'm the game

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I wRoTe YoUr NaMe In ThE sAnD bUt ThE wAvEs WaShEd It AwAy, ThEn I wRoTe It In ThE sKy BuT tHe WiNd BlEw It AwAy, So I wRoTe It In My HeArT aNd ThAt'S wHeRe It WiLl sTaY

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831-8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning, I love you

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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you. 

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IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET ID PUT "U" AND "I" TOGETHER 

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A heart is not a play thing~a heart is not a toy~but if you want it broken..just give it to a boy 

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*In Reality*....The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person......He's Playing Himself...

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*He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new* 

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Lust Is When You Love What You See. Love Is When You Lust For What's Inside

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I may not always be rite but im NEVER wrong! 

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I'm AwAy CrYiNg i doN'T KnOw WhAt To Do 
My BoY aiN'T HoMe AnD ALL I HaVe iS You 

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give me a vodka on the rocks....hold the vodka i'm a designated driver...umm soo....give me glass of ice and that'd be nice!! ! 

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Hate me because....well....Okay!...Hate me because I'm beautiful! 

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you got no reason to be jealous, ive never been untrue...so whats it really matter if theyre lookin, im only lookin at YOU 

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider! 

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I look at her as a friend, then i realized i loved her 

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The only guy a girl can trust is her DADDY........ guys you have BIG shoes to fill b/c my DADDY will sure be hard to beat 

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I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! 

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What lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters to what lies within us.

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Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes. 

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Lil boys know they love you because they need you, Men need you cuz they know they love ya 

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Wit a X n' a O im out lyke whoa 

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East to the Sea,West to the Lands,Death to the girl who Touches my Man! 

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u can say u love me but until u prove it the words mean nothing 2 me. 

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I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~

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a broken heart continues to beat.. 

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I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on 

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A girl and a guy can be just friends, but at one point or another they will fall for each other..Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever...

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The first time I saw you, I knew it was true~That I'd love you forever and that's what I'll do~You don't know what you do to me~You don't have a clue~You don't know what it's like to be me lookin @ you!! 

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guys are like a peice of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one*~*

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*See my haylo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure hiney* 

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"GURL,I GOT MORE GAME THEN A PLAYSTATION."

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°i Do BeLeiVe DaT GoD aBoVe° °CrEaTeD Me FoR Ya To LuV° °He PiKeD Ya OuT MoNg Da ReSt° °CuZ He KnOs iD LuV Ya Da BeSt° 

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If U Want Me To Fall 4 U... U Gotta Give Me Sumthin Worth Trippin Ova 

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I taught you everything you know but not everything I KNOW

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the closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle 

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I can find anyone to -hold- me, what i need now is for *YOU* to -love- me 

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Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Have One 

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I Dont need Your Attitude, I Have One Of My Own 

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WhAt U SeE iS WhAt U DoNt gEt sO -DrOoL oN -DrEaM oN -MOVE ON!!

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****I'm not werid! I'm gifted**** 

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You just lost the chance you never had!

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~*~Luv Means Never Having 2 Say Ur Sorry~*~

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keep the pictures they neva change only the people in them do 

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You will wonder where he is at night, You will wonder if he's true. One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue. .

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If you get a chance to see him, Your heart begins to dance. Your life revolves around him, There's nothing like romance 

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Boys never give their hearts away They play us girls for fools, They wait until we give our hearts And then they play it cool. 

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You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more 

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You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?

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A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things. 

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As part of you has grown in me, together forever shall we be, never apart maybe in distance but not in heart. 

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When in LOVE: be fair and honest, even when it hurts. 

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WiLl I eVeR fAlL iN luV aNd If I dO wILL iT bE wItH u?? 

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who would win a fight...a cougar or a bear? 

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let them notice you, not you notice them 

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I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.

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he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw

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*Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry* *Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye* *Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel* *Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL* 

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*Roses are red Violets are blue, Are you happy with me coz I know Im happy with you. * 

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I'll Try Anything Once, Twice If I Like It!

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To Say That You Can Love One Person All Your Life, Is Like Saying That One Candle Will Continue To Burn For As Long As You Live

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The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water

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~what a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!~ 

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The oposite sex is the most dangerous and addictive drug out there, but the high is unlike anything else 

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*FrIeNdShIp Is JuSt A wOrD bUt My GiRlS gIvE iT a MeAnInG* 

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He/She's Not The Brightest Candle On The Birthday Cake!

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it takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to listen 

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If you love someone that means you have a good heart. If someone loves you thats flattering. If your love someone and they love you back thats special!

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Mystify people with your intelligence, and if u cant do that, mystify them with your B.S. 

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that is why we call it the present!

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**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men** 

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**I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!**

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*Once Upon a Time* *Something Happened To me* *It was the Sweetest Thing* *That ever could be* *It was a Fantasy* *A dream Come True* *It was the Day i Met You* 

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roes are red violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you 

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Listen closely to your enemies. They tell you your faults. 

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You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back. 

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Daddy's little girl! But not the girl that daddy knew, Daddy never had a clue! 

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Your love for me came as a waterfall Flowing inside me like never before Your love for me, something I didn't see But baby, I know better now 

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MY *FANTASY* HAS TURNED TO MADNESS. ALL MY *GOODNESS*HAS TURNED TO BADNESS. MY NEED TO HAVE *YOU* HAS TAKEN MY SOUL. MY *HEART* IS TREMBLING--- I*VE JUST LOST CONTROL.....

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DONT PLAYA HATE PARTICIPATE APRECIATE N CONGRATULATE 

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As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids! 

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IF YOU HATE ME, I LOVE YOU TOO IT AIN'T MY FAULT IM CUTER THAN YOU 

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CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE" 

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Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil. 

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dreams can come true if u take the time to think about what u want in life

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*....NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS.....*

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X-tReMe Is NoT a MoOd, It'S a LYFE-STYLE!!!!!! 

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If you love your man set him free....if he dont come back you know hes with me!

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we told every1 tha we are best friends we told ourselves we will be best friends for life and we promised we never let any person get in our way friends till da end 

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You may shoot me with your words,You may cut me with your eyes,You may kill me with your hatefullness, But still, like air, I'll rise.

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money and looks aren't everything.... but its all i got!

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To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!!

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WhAt U sEe Is WhAt U gEt So MaKe Ur MoVe.... U wOnT rEgReT!!!! 

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*I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there. 
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do,
I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you*

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It's hard to be humble when you're this hot!!! 

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i am independant and abusive...stay out of my way... 

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when u was hurt .....i was there for u.....now i'm hurting where r u? u say u will always be here but soon u leafed and all i have r memoires of u and how bad u broke my heart.. 

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every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a bootie 

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ThEy SaY kIsSiNg Is Da LaNgUaGe Of LuV.. CaRe 2 InDuLgE iN a LiL cOnVo?-=

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The only difference between meh and yew Is that I make being a Princess Look Good!

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When you were born, you were cryin and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. 

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EvRy LiL ThInG dAt wE do ShUd b BtWeEn Me n U

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Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!! 

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You look at him from a distance but if you look up close you will see him from a different view!!!! 

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no where on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair 

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IF ALL GUYS/GIRLS WERE AS HOTT AS YOU EARTH WOULD BE HEAVEN!!

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me n my girls be shakin our hips why the guys be lickin there lips and the girls they wanna be us and the guys just want to freak us 

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~*~*~* love is like a baseball game all the boyz are PLAYER§!!*~*~*~

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HeY (name) I loVe U BuT One PrObLeM iS U dOnt LoVe Me 

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if all my gurls jumped off a bridge i wouldn't jump with them, i'd be at the bottom to catch them! 

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*~*I had a dream that i still loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!! 

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''Born with no soul, lack of control, cut from the mold of the anti-social.'' 

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There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. 

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tHeRe WeRe MoMeNTs We LauGHeD-n-CRiED We aLWaYz STooD By eaCH oTHaZ SiDe THoSe MaNY DaYs We sPeNT ToGeTHa THeY WiLL STaY iN mY<3 4eVa 

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YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe 

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im not a tease im just a reminder of what you cant have 

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<3*i DoN*t WaNnA cRy A tEaR 4 yOu* <3*So 4GiVe Me iF i Do* <3*i*d Do nEtHiN* <3*i*d GiVe U mY wOrLd*<3 ׺×i*D wAiT 4eVa 2 Be Ur GirL׺נ

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Theres a danger in loveing somebody too much and its sad when you know its their heart u cant trust. theres a reason why people dont stay who they are. baby sometimes love just aint enough 

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*Some may call it XtC* *Some may call it destiny* *Some may call it meant 2B* *But I Just call it *u* -n- *me* 

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don't promise me the moon or the stars just promise me you'll stay under them with me 

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whàt ïs løvê ànd whàt døês ït dêfïnê whø's tø sày ànd whøs tø dràw thê lïnê ànd wïthïn thïs wørld ànd àll ïts fúss whø's tø sày ïf ït's løvê ør à sïmplê crush 

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You're like a pebble in the sand....ur pretty enuff 2 hold on 2 but i hafta let u go... 

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-íMåGíNé Ur LíFé WíThØuT Mé- -¿Mí§éRåBLé HuH?- 

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u were my favorite mistake=) 

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anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to catch your heart

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Fear is nothing but the anticipation of pain, be it physical, mental, spiritual or emotional.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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I see you next to never, how can we say forever.. wherever you go, whatever you do, i will be right here waiting for you, whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, i will be right here waiting for you... 

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(Name) is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. 

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(Name) is a few beans short of a burrito.

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(Name) is a few bombs short of a cluster

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(Name) is a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. 

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The more I cry I THINK OF YOU, Every now an then thats all I can do.Memories and pics is all I see,but me and you will forever be.. 

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huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell? 

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I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!

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If you judge people, you have no time to love them

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until water cant be boiled, i will always be very spoiled !

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I kNoW iVe AlWaYs BeEn BlEsSeD CaUsE Im A pReTtY pRiNcEsS 

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Too Many Star In The Skies * Too Many Tears that have Left My Eyes * Too many Boys out in the Blue * But they are Nothing compared to You 

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NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX NOW ARE WE ?? 

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DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE 

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Guys r Players... and thats a fact... Dont fall n love... just play 'em back!!

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* i am only ( age ) but i act like 18 and to all my friends out there,you know what i mean** Us girls play around with with these things called boyz** But they use us girls as designated toys*!!*

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*~If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day...I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands~*

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Girls are like fireworks there kiss lights up the night there hugs make 
everthing bright when they get mad they explode when they are happy they make everthing glow

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you think ur so cool-- u think ur all that-- well ppsshh--- whuts up with that?

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Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree! 

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*tonite, i'll ask the stars above, how will i ever win u'r love, what do i do, what do i say, to turn your angel eyes my way?* 

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KISS ME IN THE LIGHT.......
LOVE ME IN THE DARK........
HOLD ME TILL THE END.....
AND I PROMISE I WONT BREAK UR HEART.

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If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission 

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you don't fail if you fall, you fail if you don't try to get up.

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Sweet is love when all is sane 
Sweet is death to rid the pain 
Cruel is death when all is well 
Cruel is love when all is hell 

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never fall in love with the guy next door....trust me he will move!

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be kewl dont go to skool 

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For love I'd do anything, for you, I'd do more..........

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Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i wanna be 

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¤ iF YoU LiVe 2 bE 100 .. ¤ 
¤ i WaNNa LiVe 2 bE 100 - MiNuS - 1 ¤
¤ So i WoN'T HaVe 2 LiVe a DaY ¤
¤ WiThOuT YoU ¤

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I loved you once
I love you still
I always have i always will

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*Who do you turn too when the only who who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry*

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~IN THE COOKIES OF LIFE, YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE CHOCLATE CHIPS~

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Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

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I asked God for a flower he gave me a garden
I asked for a tree he gave me a forest
I asked for a river he gave me an ocean
I asked for a friend he gave me you

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You dream of being better than me
I say to you.....DREAM ON!

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IF CHEERLEADING WERE ANY EASIER,.,.,.IT WOULD BE CALLED FOOTBALL!!! 

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One day it finally came true, i saw the one i trully loved, and that one was you

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well i am here now where did u go? 

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SoMe CaLL Me HoT aNd SwEeT 
BuT i CaLL MySeLF uNiQ 
AiNt No OnE GoT My TeChNiQ 

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*I am PLAYER get PLAYED, LOVERS get LOVED* 

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I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails

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the rain that fell last night made me fall in love with you 

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maybe he's hot, maybe he's cute, but if he's not, who gives a squat? 

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Madness chases some, but waits for others...

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Wanting him is hard to get. Loving him is hard to regret. Losing him is hard to accept. But with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet. 

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dont leave this hole in my heart! 

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Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas. 

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True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere

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FaItH Is bEliEviNg In tHiNgs WheN cOmMon sEnSe TelLs yOu nOT To!!!

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iF u sAy i cAnT u wOnT, iF u sAy i qUiT u lOsE, iF u sAy i'Ll tRy u mIgHt jUsT wIn bUt u hAvE tHe pOwEr tO cHoOsE 

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Let the world roll along....I'll catch up later 

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angels are supposed to be good....so y did one break my heart?

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whenever i see you...my whole body goes weak....everything but my heart...

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if u dont like the way i drive, get off the sidewalk!

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A poisoned cup & a sepants bite what about a sword to the neck would that be right?I hope you understand this is what i would do to you if i catch you cheatin!

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If you don't Stand for Something, You will Fall for Everything 

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If you are the flame, You can't be burned 

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CrOsS uR HaRt & hOpE 2 DiE 
ClOtHeZ & MaKeUp BoYs & LiEs
4EvA DeRe TiLL Da EnD
DeFiNiTiOn Of : TrU BeSt FriENdz 

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There used to be men on this earth... What happened to them?¿?

*I'm nOt a DiTz..I jUsT LaCk cOmMoN sEnSe* 

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a friend is someone that sees you cry...a true friend has a soggy shoulder from it 

Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film

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i gave u my heart- and u took it with care-
but u played around- so love me...dont dare-
dont take my hand- and make me cry-
cause soon enough- ur love will die-
and who will be there- to hold me tight-
to help me live- live over the fright- 
of painful fears- that i cant let go-
just give me up- because i love u so 

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A KiSs iS jUst A kiSs tiL u FiNd ThE oNe U LoVe 
A HuG iS jUsT a HuG TiL iTs ThE 1 Ur ThiNkiN 
oF A dReAm iS jUsT a DrEaM TiL u MaKe iT cOmE tRuE 
LoVe iS jUsT a WoRd tiL iTs PrOvEn To U!!!!! 

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how do I stop crying, when the only person that can make me stop, is the one that made me start?

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~BaBy WiLl iT eVeR b~? *
*U n Me *
* WeLl A gIrL cAn DrEaM*
*CaNt ShE?* 

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love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION! 

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I wrote your name on a paper but by an accident I threw it away
I wrote your name on m hand but i washed it the next day 
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay

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i'll luv u 4eva, i'll luv u 4 always, as long as i'm livin my baby u'll be. 

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If you be sugar, I'll be spice 
If you be fire, I'll be ice
If your cold, I'll make you hot
As long as you give me all you've got 

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SMILE! it scares people...

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How come you have enough time to go out and make other people fall in love with you, but you don't have enough time to pay attention to the one who already does. 

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You made me think you loved me 
You made me think it was true
But now that we're together
I'm already done with you 

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U say u can't stand 2 c me get hurt,so do u close ur eyes when u hurt me? 

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Guyz are like dogs, they have to be trained!!!

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I am beginning to think he likes me should i like him back?

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HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I'VE STARTED TALKING AND I CAN'T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

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if life were a box of chocolates ....I wouldn't eat it!!

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i never thought that there would be a day where i forgot all my problems but then the day i met you came and they all just ran away 

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*I didn't ask 2 b proncess..... I ASKED 2 BE QUEEN* 

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You think you're hott and you know the deal...Well it's me and you who be keepin it real 

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A WORLD OF HAPPINESS COULD NOT REPLACE WHAT I HAVE LOST...... 

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if actions speak louder than words....... then what are you trying to tell me? 

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a tear for a tear, an eye for an eye, and you know that my heart don't cry.... 

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~ Rose's Are Red ~
~ Violets Are Blue~
~ The Sun Is Hot ~
~ And So Are U ~

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Everyone is meant for someone...I believe that you are my someone...

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This is an inside joke and ur on the outside! 

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the only way to treat something deadly serious is to treat it lightly

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~Anger is only one letter short of dAnger.~ 

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Yew call me dumb, Yew call me stoopid! Its not my fault i like u, its cupids!!! 

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Computers: A really hot one.....oops.....my fault.....that's my reflection! 

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Im not a lie, Im not an illusion, Im an angel so whats the confusion??? 

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You don't love someone because they're beautiful. They're beautiful because you love them. 

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-That's allright, that's okay, you're gonna pump my gas someday!!!!- 

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God made man first. Woman was just an afterthought.

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I was born when you kissed me, I died when you left me, but I lived for the 2 months you dated me

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FRIENDS LAST BUT BOYFRIENDS DONT 

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stop honkin ure hornz stop callin mah name I aint fallen 4 ya game 

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stop lookin at me dat way.... ur scarin me!!! 

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(Your Name) You want it but you fear it but you love it when you're near it 

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Ive alwayz got somethin 2 say, u dont like it stay outta my way!!!

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most gurls say good guyz finish last.......but in my heart they finish first

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name is the best 
name is mah hunny
all i need is luv ,
dont care bout the money 

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I JuSt DoN't KnOw WhY BoYs TrEat GiRls LiKe ThAt
I ThInK ThEy NeEd To LeArn MoRe AbOuT Us
U KNOW..... 

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lOvE fIsHeS cUz tHiEr So DELiCiOuS...gOtTa gO fIsHiN...
I cOulD Go fIsHiN 4 u BuT u aInT eXaCtLy WhAt We CaLL dElioCOUs 

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Love; A very strong word. Use with EXTREME caution.

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Do I look like a lolipop to you? cause your licking my foot! 

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I still miss my ex....but my aims improving 

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Thats How Love Works Thats How Love Moves Like A River Running Through You Sometimes It Lifts You As High As Heaven It Consumes You Thats A Given!!!

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~*` you know you like what you see... but u still cant get with a gurl lik me!~* 

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We shared our secrets in the dark,
although we were only friends
i don't know when the feelin changed 
inside my heart 

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GuYs ArE LiKe CrAyOnS ... 64 Is BeTtEr ThEn OnE 

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ya'll look at me and say
"girl u've been blessed"
but ya'll can't see the inside 
of my unhappiness

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CoMpEtItIoN Is NaDa. . .
ThErE AiN'T NoBoDy HoTtA! 

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Iim wanted, Im hot, Im everything your not!!!!

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DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON A GUY WHO WONT WASTE HIS TIME ON YOU!* 

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life is a fairytail you just have to get past the evil step mother part

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Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. 

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* I love this quote - do you like it? *

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L oose
O nce 
V omit 
E nemies
........ WhAtS sO gOoD aBoUt ThAt!! 

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They told me all about you 
They told me you were free 
They told me you were great 
The perfect one for me 

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Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl 

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If YoU dOn'T LiKe WhAt YoU SeE...OoPs...
I fOrGoT EvErYoNe LiKeS wHaT tHeY SeE 
If ThEy'Re LoOkInG aT Me!!!!!!!! 

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Men r not pigs... pigs are cute, conciderate, and caring.

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Ok, angels are all good and stuff? Where's the fun in that?

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I was here for you so long, now that you want me, i've moved on, found somebody new, he's even better then you

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First God created man...THEN HE HAD A BETTER IDEA!!

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Death can actually make you more attractive to crooks

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LoViNg U Is LikE bReAtHinG hOw cAn I StOp?

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Qatal Hogaye Hum

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*--(_Hum_)=(*.*) (>.<)=(_Tum_)**';

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Hum oor Tum Mein Aik ProBlem Hai.Tum K Baghair Hum Adhorey Hein

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A friend in need is a friend i dont need

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Friendship Often ends in Love, But love in friendship, NEVER

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A friend in need is pain in neck

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Devil inside , angel out side

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larkiyan offline hojain

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Kabhi tou unblock kerwao, Kabhi tou Online aao

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DoNt TaKe lIfE 2 sErIoUsLy , U lL nEvEr GeT OuT oF iT aLiVe.

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Aap ke matlooba dil se filhaal jawab nahin araha..

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Idher na udher chal chalein yahoo! par :p

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Tu nahin aur sahih aur nahin to ghar wali to hai naan

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Zara Mere nick per click tou karein

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Manhooso mujhe bhi msg kardo :@

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Kaley Hain, Magar Dilwalay Hain

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Chat with me Twice a day, Every day

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i ll hack ur tears and ll give u password of simle

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I like to do the things which are impossible, and NOTHING is impossible so I do NOTHING

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If u need space join NASA baby!

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

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8o| Laraka Larka

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StR@nGeR !n tHe m!rROr

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KhAtArNaK CoCkRoAcH kIlLeR

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i fink i am afarid of being happy becoz everytime i am happy somefing sad alaways happens

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u fink nuffin ... so fanks for finking nuffin... fink again ... you will find nuffin in finkin ! Fankx Alot

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Aaj se Jan e Mann Fittey Munh Tumhara

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hELLo ! hOw R u? b@aT kEr k j@nA h@an ;)

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The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me..

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Pyar Koi (so) Nahi

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Love is juz like gambling...invest everything...but the result depend upon ur luck

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HuM HaiN PakistanI HuM ToU CheatengE Haan CheatengE

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Pakistan Zindabad .... Quaid e Azam ( Rs ) paindabad

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Maybe these Maps Are Legends?

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MSN ROCKS! http://www.oocities.org/tahaamjad_a

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I'm Vibrating At The Speed Of Light!

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

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Vote Whoever Isn't Called Bush!

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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', what is the opposite of progress?

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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

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How come abbreviated is such a long word?

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

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Im Chatting With 0 Contacts And 0 Contacts R Online :)

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My Nick Is Sick

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Dangerous Can Be Fun

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Standing up Sitting Down Friendship iz a Common Noun All The Friendz Are Present Tenze Chooze The Best in Common Senze

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 Life Is a Waste Of Time, Time Is a Waste Of Life, So Get Wasted All The Time, And Have The Time Of Your Life

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When i c Da Moon..i c u. When i c Da Starz.i c u When i c Da Sky i c U..Get Out From My Way ...Ur Blocking My View....!!!!!

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DoNt tHiNk YoU r, kNoW yOu R

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Every thing is Dust .....Education is Must .....If u Will Trust on Education. Then U will Be First

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No, Golden ship.....No, silver ship.....The Best Ship is Friendship

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Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u

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ït§ thë Tïm£ 2 Ðï§©Ö

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u have 1 new virus from bill gates

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I Need A GF :) (Good Friend)

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Dont Have Any Thing .. Just Got Everything !

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I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch

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Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!

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Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest

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A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!

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Trying is the first step towards failure

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If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you

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If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance

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The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common

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I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

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Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

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I'm the girl your parents warned you about

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I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet

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I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not

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I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

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I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)

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The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

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(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!

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Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away

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Diamond was just a coal that did well under pressure

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My calculations are U+ME=US!

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(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)

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The rich get richer and the poor get children

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I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

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Take my advice...I don't need it anyways

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Fat people are harder to kidnap

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The best way to get over a guy is to get under the other one!

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My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk

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The only thing I want between our relationship is Latex

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If you drink ann drive your a bloody idiot ann if you make it home your a bloody legend!

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I'm so hot i make the devil sweat

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Was it just me or did I notice you staring at my erection.

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Girl you kinda like vitamin C 'cause you make my BONE get HARD!

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If being ugly is a crime, you wood get a life sentence!

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You know, I do understand you.. I have a nack with dogs like you!

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I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.

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I love what you've done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that?

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Your so fat you ate Jenny and Craig!

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Nice perfume.....why marinate in it?

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Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up!

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Your so ugly that before your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over your head!

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If it weren't for you,I wouldn't come to school.

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The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws

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Show them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets go! if they say no say well why not, it'll just be 2 boards rubbin' together!

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Hey, baby...if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name you the McVery Sexy.

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I see you next to never, how can we say forever, wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you, whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, I will be right here waiting for you...

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Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes!

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Fear is nothing but the anticipation of pain, be it physical, mental, spiritual or emotional!

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Anyone can catch your eyes, but it takes someone special to catch your heart!

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You were my favorite mistake!

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Imagine your life without me...+Miserable huh?

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You're like a pebble in the sand, your pretty enough to hold on to but, I have to let u go...

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What is love and what does it define? Who's to say and who's to draw the line? Within this world and all it's fuss who's to say if it's love or a simple crush!

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Don't promise me the moon or the stars just promise me you'll stay under them with me!

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Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS

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Fire Fire ! Go Call Fire Dept.

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Cool Man ! But Dont Get Freeze Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

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Unite against togetherness!

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Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin

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If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...

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No fear! (NAME) is here!

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I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

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Life's a bitch. Be its pimp

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I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!

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A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts

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Save a tree, eat a beaver

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By the time you read this, you've already read it

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times

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I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!

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Dont steal, the government hates competition

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If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you

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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

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The higher you are, the farther you fall

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Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end

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When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!

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What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!

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I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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Not me, not now, maybe later...

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Life's a beach... Surf it up!

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Trying is the first step towards failure

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I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot

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If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?

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Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone

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I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!

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When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better

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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems

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WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!

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I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

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I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours

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Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

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Gravity always wins

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The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk

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There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

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I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings

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Buy land, they have quit making it!

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Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts

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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it

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Eat healthy, exercise more, still die

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Politicians prefer unarmed peasants

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Time is what keeps things from happening all at once

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Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition

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What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..

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Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink

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Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

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If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws

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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

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Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children

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Oh my god, you killed Kenny!

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Panties aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it

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Statistics are used by people who have no proof

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Divorce: from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet

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You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

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If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you

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In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

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I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant

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Mental Health is overrated

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Cool Man ! But Dont Get Freeze

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Be The Change You Wish To See

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All generalizations are false

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A clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind

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This isn't school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting

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The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common

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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

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Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is full already

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War does not determine who is right... but who is left

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If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance

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If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing

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In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?

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I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

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3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??

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You can better lose a lover than love a loser

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I'm only crazy when other people cant standthat I'm right

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Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit

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Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

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Work harder: People on welfare depend on you

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The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU

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2 good 2 be 4 gotten

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Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!

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Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

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Love Is Like A Blue Sky With No Ends.

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To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world

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Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Don't hate the player, hate the game

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I Love U , I Love U , Dont Get Excited I Also Love Other Alphabets Like v , w , x , y , z

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Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream

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Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?

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I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many

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*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*

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Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!

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Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!

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Call me anytime, I won't be home

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I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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Honk if you love (name), then drive your car into the nearest tree!

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I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!

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Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me

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Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live

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Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!

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If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right

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Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!

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Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!

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Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!

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Love Is More Than Just A Kiss

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Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever

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Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell

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I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise

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Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..

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You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me

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Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!

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Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love

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You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me

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Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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Love is a slow poison

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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in

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Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!

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True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen

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