This website is a hobby of Robert J. Mohl. Born in the wilds of Pequannock, N.J. he has traveled far and wide in his search for knowledge. But who is he? What demons drive him? He, that is I, probably said it best:

"I am a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, smothered with nougat and covered with a rich, chocolatey shell."

Here are some other opinions:

• "You are the biggest !@#$% I've ever met!"
• "You're like a cross between Bob Newhart and Opus the Penguin."
• "You are going to make some lucky woman a great second husband."
• "You're just like that priest in the Thornbirds."
• "Giving you time alone to think is like giving an addict an unlimited supply of heroin."
• "You aren't as bad as you think you are."
• "You're HATEFUL!"
• "Your problem is that you are a misanthrope who needs people."
• "You'd make a terrible woman."
• "You don't do bad things, you are just a bad person."

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visitors have gasped in astonishment at the main page.


visitors have gotten that tingly feeling after visiting the Hall of Evil Geniuses.