An evil genius is good at what they do and don't give a damn about anyone else. But if they want to earn the capital letters and become an Evil Genius, they have to live large.
They have to have a mission. Some grand dream, a Utopia that they alone can create. Sure it might involve tearing down the fabric of the universe, and sending countless billions to their death, but if that's the price that has to be paid so be it. For an Evil Genius "the end justifies the means" is tautologous.
Some may call them megalomaniacal, but none would lump them in with the mad scientists, power-mad dictators and pompous supervillians. The Evil Genius has something these sad caricatures will never possess- self-confidence. The true Evil Genius has an aura of assurance and leadership.
And don't forget style. In his bearing, his manner of speech and plans for world domination the Evil Genius always carries himself in a suave and debonair fashion. A cool British accent doesn't hurt either.
Most importantly, the Evil Genius is never beaten. Never.
They may be sour, vile men with no zest for life, but they never cry defeat. Point a gun at them, throw them in a cell, attack them with cybernetic octopi and their eyes will glint with the joy of a new challenge to overcome. You may thwart their plans, but they will return.
The following people, many of them great villains, were nominated for inclusion in the Hall of Evil Geniuses. While we respect their accomplishments they just weren't good enough to join the greats.
Without further ado, the also-rans:
Name | As seen in | Foe | Lackey |
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Dr. Arnold Brett | Gil Thorp | Gil Thorp | Milford H.S. faculty |
A promising newcomer to our list. Principal Brett (the finest athlete in State University's history) showed why this hall is necessary. Since his appearance he tried many times to remove Coach Thorp's unwholesome influence from Milford's moribund athletic program. But, instead of being hailed as a hero, he was treated with scorn and derision. Finally he was murdered by the cowardly Thorp, who disguised it as a heart attack. Dr. Brett you will be missed.
Note: The Official Gil Thorp website has a discussion board called "The Bucket" where the flame of Brett's greatness is kept alive. | |||
Kerr Avon | Blake's 7 | The Federation | Vila |
Avon had a lot going for him. He was brilliant, ruthless, amoral and had a great sneer. However he was too weasely and
lacking in charisma to take his place amongst the greats. He was also beaten in too many of his schemes. A good contender,
but no cigar.
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Dr. Smith | Lost In Space | Major Don West | Robot |
Our biggest disappointment. The early Dr. Smith was a true villain. He was a cold capable killer, willing to send an entire
family of innocents to their deaths to advance his schemes. Then he became a sniveling ninny with a thing for small boys.
(sigh)
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Old Man Potter | It's a Wonderful Life | George Bailey | ??? |
A grand villain. An entire town lived in fear of this man, and rightfully so. The nation panicked when the Depression hit,
but not Potter. He took decisive action and seized all of Bedford Falls (except for the building and loan). But, he's
just a shade too Dickensian for my tastes. Maybe if he got out of the office more he could have made Potterville a reality.
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Grand Moff Tarkin | Star Wars | Rebel Scum | Darth Vader |
Cool. Debonair. British accent. Grand Moff Tarkin built the Death Star, held Vader's leash and came this close to
wiping out the Rebellion. If it weren't for his hubris he could have survived the Battle of Yavin and gone on to join the
masters.
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The Emperor | Star Wars | Rebel Scum | Darth Vader |
He's got the dialogue. He's got the cool robes. He has millions of minions willing to die at his command. And he eats Jedi
Knights for breakfast. The Emperor seems to be a shoo-in for the Hall. One problem. His best troops got beat up by Muppets.
Sorry Emperor, try again after the Star Wars prequels come out.
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