These are the results of a page that let readers nominate their own evil geniuses. It lasted from September 1997 to April 2000 and collected about 500 nominations. Decide for yourself if these nominees qualify for the title of EVIL GENIUS.
| Name | As seen in | Foe | Lackey | Cthulu | Call of Cthulu | Humankind | Great Old Ones |
|---|---|---|---|
| Why vote for the lesser evil. | |||
| Sponsored by: Eric | Nryalathotep@yahoo.com | ||
| Colonel Sanders | KFC commercials | Mike Myers,as the dad, in So i married an axe murderer | the president, Queen Elizabeth, etc.. |
| He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes me crave for it nightly! | |||
| Sponsored by: Andy | |||
| Bert | Sesame Street | Mr.Hooper (until he killed him) | Ernie |
| you can just see it in his eyes, he is pure evil! | |||
| Sponsored by: derby | |||
| DARTH VADER | STAR WARS | LUKE SKYWALKER | STORM TROOPERS |
| FIRST HE TELLS LUKE HE'S HIS FATHER THEN CUTS LUKE'S HAND OFF | |||
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| Doctor Jonathan O'Connor | Tijan Alexander Mysteries | Tijan Alexander | Psycho |
| Not only is he a brilliant physicist, but he spends all his time trying to take over the world (with a new and better plan each time) and kill Tijan and her sidekick-of-the-week. He is pure evil! He killed Tijan's entire family, and a whole bunch of other people. And talk about charismatic! He's incredibly polite, even if he's about to kill you. If you've never heard of him, it's not very surprising, due to the fact that I created him and Tijan Alexander Mysteries. Frankly, I like him better than I like her. | |||
| Sponsored by: Tessa | |||
| the emperor | return of the jedi | luke skywalker | darth vader |
| gets to blow up planets! is powers of the dark side are numerous, but his skills in throwing bolts of lightning is unparalled. | |||
| Sponsored by: dave | crazygringo@hotmail.com | ||
| Leader Desslock | Starblazers | Star Force | General Crypt |
| No one who has ever tried for total universal domination was as smooth and classy as this green faced,blonde haired maniacal tyrant.He chased his enemies for billions and billions of lightyears across the galaxy and never lost his cool and even laughed in the face of utter catastrophe.Truly worthy of the Evil Hall of Fame. | |||
| Sponsored by: Bruce Lager | evilone64@yahoo.coom | ||
| Bill Gates | Life | Mr MacIntosh | |
| This nasty little man brought us the most evilist program ever made. Windows 95. He said it would be great, and never, ever, crash. What a evil genius.And a very smart one, making the melliunium bug, just so he could sell more computers | |||
| Sponsored by: Cyber Wolf | |||
| Marcy D´Arcy | Married With Children | Al Bundy (and men in general) | The womens rights group and other organisations whose purpose are to prevent male happiness. |
| She is the woman who has devoted her life to prevent Al from being happy. Poor Al has been cursed with all the disadvantages life has to offer and every time he has a slightest chance to feel good about himself, Marcy´s right there to put the needle in his eye. Her sadistic pleasure in seing Al suffer makes her a really evil person. Other things that might be suitable to add to her meritlist-of-evilness is her perverted sadomasochistic(don´t mind the spelling)-sexlife, she´s a marriage-dictator and a power abuser. Marcy´s an evil genius who´s plans is to opress all the primitive needs and joys of every living man -especially Al Bundy- and to let her berserking herd of feministic elephants rumble over their genitals. | |||
| Sponsored by: Robert Bhatt | Bumbklaatt@hotmail.com | ||
| al bundy | married with children | marcy | |
| al has the brains to take over the world . but he is lazy and has a lack of a driving force to make him put his mind to it | |||
| Sponsored by: Bozo da clown | |||
| Dragit | Invasion America | Cale Oosha | Konrad |
| A power hungry alien whow wants to invade the earth and take the throne of Tyrus by assasinateing his nefew and lieing to the people of Tyrus. I think he belongs here. | |||
| Sponsored by: Iris | irispendant@hotmail.com | ||
| Sang-Drax | The Death Gate Cycle | Everyone | Those foolish, easy to manipulate mortals |
| He's one of the pysical personifications of evil itself, he feeds on fear and hatred, he can take any form, and every time he dies, two newmanifestations of him are reborn. What more could you want? Oh, he also has a knack for spreading chaos and mking everyone think he's on their side. | |||
| Sponsored by: Greg Rimko | |||
| Sett | Conan: the animated series | Conan and friends | millions of snake creatures |
| This guy was really out to get Conan. | |||
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| The Prince of Darkness (Satan) | The Bible, Pat Robertson's books | Jesus, God, Holy Spirit | Fallen angels, cable TV |
| Come on, he's the number one of all time and the influence of all the evil geniuses so far! | |||
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| Newman | Seinfeld | Jerry | Kramer? |
| The maniacal laughter of the evil Newman can be heard throughout Jerry's building. He works to destroy Jerry one way or another. He waited for the day to come when Jerry would be pushed out of his cushy surroundings and into prison. When it happened, Newman was there to revel in it. Jerry's Lex Luthor had won. | |||
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| The Dark Phoenix | Marvel Comics | The Universe | Life |
| The Phoenix is an age old entity whose only pursuit in life was to experience emotions and sensations, she would destroy an entire solar system just to see how it felt to do so, she waged war on all living things just to experience the sensations of her host body, whose life she took away just to satiate her new need to feel. She even destroyed the M'Kraan crystal (thus the entire multiverse) in order to get at an enemy (the beyonder) who was potentially her equal. And what's more she doesn't and cannot die and all who have witnessed her know that, because the only way she dies if all living things cease to exist and in the event of that she would still be reborn from the comsic flame of her origin. | |||
| Sponsored by: The Darkchilde | getatme17@hotmail.com | ||
| King Pin | Spiderman comics | Spiderman | |
| what can you say he can recruit anyone | |||
| Sponsored by: Elderdragn | elderdragn@hotmail.com | ||
| Gargamel | The Smurfs | The Smurfs | Azreal |
| What a great guy! He wants to rid the world of all little blue fuck people! GOOD! | |||
| Sponsored by: Bob Q. McGuillicutty | TheGreenBomber@juno.com | ||
| Kefka Pallazzo | Final Fantasy 3 | The Returners | The Three Statues, Magi-Master |
| He's the jester god of Destruction. He WINS halfway through the game--THE WORLD IS DEAD BECAUSE OF HIM!!! He kills not only without mercy, but for the sheer joy of it. He is indeed the most vile of all villians. Plus he's got that laugh... | |||
| Sponsored by: Blackjack | cammycommando@yahoo.com | ||
| Joker | Batman | Batman | None (Maybe a few morons) |
| The epitomy of all evil geniuses, his evil workings are created with the finest of cared. He is a true genius (even though he is a little insane.) | |||
| Sponsored by: Insane_Clown | |||
| Mr. Freeze | Batman | Batman | |
| Cold hearted, cold blooded, a cool guy | |||
| Sponsored by: eh | |||
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