These are the results of a page that let readers nominate their own evil geniuses. It lasted from September 1997 to April 2000 and collected about 500 nominations. Decide for yourself if these nominees qualify for the title of EVIL GENIUS.
| Name | As seen in | Foe | Lackey | Hugo | Drax | James Bond | Jaws |
|---|---|---|---|
| Possible the most evil of all of Bond's adversaries, and hell bent on destroying the Earths population so he could start again with a pile of gorgeous ladies. "Let me introduce you to the airlock, Mr Bond" | |||
| Sponsored by: Cousin Ruprecht | |||
| My mailman | The visions that come to me when I stare at the sun | Me | That creepy guy down the street that's always polishing his lawn furniture |
| He's ploting against me, I know it. Always showing up at exactly the same time every day. And what is he doing on Sundays, anyways? Improving his doomsday device? He thinks he can fool me. After I threw that watermellon at him, he didn't come back for a while. And when he did, he was disguised as a lrge black woman. But the uniform gave you away, didn't it? DIDN'T IT! Oh no! Perhaps I've said too much... | |||
| Sponsored by: Save me, Mother! | |||
| Dr Clayton Forrester | Mystery Science Theater 3000 | Joel, Frank, Tom Servo, Crow T Robot, Gypsy, Cambot | T.V.'s Frank |
| He traps his victims in space, tortures them, makes them watch 'eegah!'...what more can I say! | |||
| Sponsored by: John Pfeifer | jp@icss.com | ||
| Snidly Whiplash | Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties | Dudley Do-Right | (Ooops! He didn't have one) |
| Sponsored by: R.N. McDowell Jr. | |||
| Thanos | Marvel Comics | the late Captain Mar-Vell, the Silver Surfer, any and all Marvel heroes | none |
| He wields the Power Cosmic and much more. He conquered the universe thrice. He has outsmarted the God of Lies and Mephisto. | |||
| Sponsored by: Dave Groening | |||
| Mr.Fear | C.H.W.F | Onslaught | Skank |
| "Am I out of my mind, yes I am, isn't it fun!!!!!" | |||
| Sponsored by: Joe | Coroner_@excite.com | ||
| Morbid | C.H.W.F | The Missionary | The Phoenix |
| "Soon all will know the true meaning of the word suffering, and before them will stand a human cross with the mark of the X!!!!" | |||
| Sponsored by: Joe | Coroner_@excite.com | ||
| Dr.Neo Cortex | Crash Bandicoot,CB2,CBwarped | Crash Bandicoot | Dr.N.Gin |
| An incredible video game villain,this short little creep is ambitious and has a huge head.Gotta love'em! | |||
| Sponsored by: WeirdoMan | |||
| Magneto | The Uncanny X-Men | The X-Men | The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants |
| He hates humanity. He ripped out Wolverine's skeleton. 'Nuff said. | |||
| Sponsored by: Kurt112 | Kurt112@yahoo.com | ||
| Keslee | Tank Girl | Tank Girl/ Rippers | Water&PowerEmployees |
| Malcolm McDowell is a total badass and proved to be a frightening Mr. Roarke on the "New Fantasy Island". | |||
| Sponsored by: josh | |||
| Colonel Klink | Hogan's Heroes | Capt. Hogan | Sgt. Schultz |
| Television Nazis are very entertaining. For example: Alf, Columbo, and Martha Stewart. | |||
| Sponsored by: Bonzo | |||
| brain | pinky and the brain | the world | pinky |
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| fearless leader | rocky&bullwinkle | free countries everywhere | boris&natsha |
| its fearless leader not the boss | |||
| Sponsored by: bd | blue_devil20000@yahoo.com | ||
| Edmund Blackadder | Blackadder | Melchet | Baldrick, Lord Percy |
| All through the ages he has been at the forefront of history, shaping events around his subtle genius ploys. He is at his most evil in his third series, where he is one of the Queen's most trusted advisers. Or perhaps in the second where he controls the Prince Regent. A very devious, sinister and cunning bastard, whose plans all revolve around his safety, huge piles of cash, power and hurting Baldrick in some way. Genius. | |||
| Sponsored by: Nick Owen + Ashley | greenik@hotmail.com | ||
| Darth Vader | Star Wars (all three) | Rebellion | Grand Moff's |
| This is the epitome of villain, he is cold ruthless, and totally evil (up to the point of trying to kill his son). The only dark point on this otherwise shining individual is his lack of foresight on his feelings when someone else tries to play "Wack the Jedi" with his son. | |||
| Sponsored by: William Curtis | |||
| neuman | seinfeld | jerry seinfeld | anyone with food |
| Though calling Neuman a genius is arguable; he is definitely evil incarnate. Among other foes: Kieth Hernandez, Kramer (at times), old man in the woods w/ daughter, Bob Sacamono, and George. | |||
| Sponsored by: Tim Pettine | |||
| Phil the Prince of Insufficient Light | Dilbert | All Employees | Accounting |
| He brings havoc to everyone he comes near. Is there much more to say. | |||
| Sponsored by: Me | gongo23@hotmail.com | ||
| goldfinger | goldfinger | bond | oddjob |
| i think goldfinger is very well deserving of this position. He had a super genius plot, to make a whole shit load of money, he had a really cool lackey who kicked some seriuos ass and he had a good looking woman, sure she betrays him in the end but nevertheless. Also he has some kick ass lines like when bond says "Do you expect me to talk" he says "No Mr.Bond I expect you to die". | |||
| Sponsored by: Rob | alectrevelyan66@hotmail.com | ||
| Magneto | Marvel Comics | Charles Xavier | Ferris |
| Reagl, powerful, mysterious, and dramatic. Magneto mearly wants to ensure mutants proper role in the scheme of things, by any means nessassary. A bold Malcome X to Professore Xavier's Martin Luther King Jr. | |||
| Sponsored by: Joseph Charneskie | jcharneskie@elmira.edu | ||
| Thoth-Amon | Conan books | Conan | Conan, various demons |
| This is the guy you wanna party with. Not only has he got a cool name and great fashion sense, he manages to use his greatest enemy to destroy potential rivals. | |||
| Sponsored by: manticore | |||
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