I'm a regular nerdy guy from Arnold, MD. Now I'm at BYU getting slightly weirded out by Utah culture. My major is statistics, and now we've probably gotten to the point where you're tired of reading this. The End.

Now on to the important stuff. There are three fundamental concepts to remember in this world. They are: gravity pulls you to the ground, 1 + 1 is 2, and Bryony Hill is awesome.