1. Upon hearing of Patrick’s misfortune, a forlorn Mr. Fitzgerald—feeling rather like a destructive mutation perpetuated by hereditary means, or, more likely, as an intermediary figure in a line of people with a deadly electric current running through them—pined mightily for having bitten Patrick so hard when he knew he had rabies.

2. Despite the objections from Mr. Johnson, Miss Carey refused to own to the folly of thinking Al Gore much more attractive than Norv Turner.