Husband 1.0
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could
you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix
the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so." "Well
then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door?
Does it look like Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so." "Fine," she says, "Then
you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break." "I'm not a carpenter and
I don't want to fix steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I
don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!"So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple
of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks
into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, How'd all this get fixed?"She
said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and
I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."
He said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO........ Do you see Betty
Crocker written on my forehead?"
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