WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
"other side."
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for
us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSAIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
KEN STARR
I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of
the President of the United States of America in an effort to distract
law
enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrong
doing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a
result,
the chicken is just another pawn in the President's ongoing and elaborate
scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that
reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity
provided he co-operates fully with our investigation. Furthermore,
the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road
until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations
have been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid
Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry Falwell, alleging
the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful
testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his
feathers.)
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only explore your
documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an
inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
chicken?
Could you define chicken please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
the
"black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there
was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
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