Short Story:
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and its a bad one. Both cars are demolished, but neither is hurt. They crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, Just look at our cars. Theres nothing left, but fortunatly we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our lives." The man replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this - another miracle. My car is wrecked, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely, God wants us to drink this wine together and celebrate our good fortune." She hands the man the full bottle of wine. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens the wine, and takes a few big swigs from the bottle. When he is finished he hands it back to the woman. She takes the bottle and, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man takes the bottle back and asks, "Aren't you having any wine?" The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police."
When the bus arrived at its stop, the gorgeous woman at the head of the line
tried to climb aboard but couln"t because of her tight fitting clothes. Thinking quickly, she reached back
and undid her zipper a little to allow movement. Still, the outfit was too snug, so she lowered the zipper again.
Unable to climb aboard, she adjusted it a third time, but again it wasn't enough to allow her to step up. Tired
of waiting, the man behind her gently grabbed her and hoisted her into the bus. "Who do you think you are
to touch me in that way?" the woman said angrily. "Well, ma'am," the man replied, "after you
undid my fly, I thought we were pretty good friends."
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