Just some bumper sticker ideas…
Ashes to Ashes dust to dust life is short so party we must!
I'm only bitchy on days that end in "y"
Buy a gun...piss off a liberal.
Friends don't let friends vote democratic.
I have the F the c and the k, now all I need is u.
it's not whether you win or lose, but where you place the blame.
My daughter is an honor student at the State Correctional Facility!
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
JOIN THE ARMY, meet-interesting people, kill them.
51% sweetheart, 49% bitch, don't push it!
If it's too loud, you're too old!
HONK if you have had sex with the president
Please tailgate I need the Money
For every action there is an equal and opposite overreaction
You've been a Bad Girl go to my room.
Kinky is using a feather- Perverted is using the whole chicken
If lack of common sense killed, more people would be dead. Wouldn't that be nice?!!
Support wildlife. Throw a party.
Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires.
I lost half my brain and my other half is looking for it.
A pickup truck, a Harley, Jack Daniels, and Smith & Wesson: all American.
If you value your life as much as I value this car, don't screw with it!!!
Never mind the dog: Beware of owner!!
A man and his truck. It's a beautiful thing.
Do three things: 1. Lead, 2. Follow, 3. Or get the hell out of the way!!!
Got a problem with my driving? Dial 1-800-tuf-luck!!!
This bird's for you, tailgater!!!
Go ahead and hit me. I need the money.
Hey!! Honk this!!!
I wonder if you drive better with that cell phone up your butt
Cyberspace scared me so much I downloaded in my pants
Jesus loves you everyone else thinks you're an asshole
Kinky is using a feather, Perverted is using the whole chicken
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane
I planned to live forever - So far so good
I'm always late, my ancestors arrived on the June Flower
Men are idiots - I married their king
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want
I tried sniffing coke once but an ice cube got stuck up my nose
"Stop Following Me!"
"Your school sucks"
"I'm not your type; I'm not inflatable"
"Honk if you haven't slept with Bill Clinton"
"I'm not going to work, I'm going to Hell with fluorescent lighting"
1) Work harder people on welfare are depending on you!
2) Driver carries no cash he's married
3) looking for your cat look under my tires!
4) Horn broken watch for finger
5) bend over and crack a smile
6) don't like my driving call 1-800-eatsh*t
7) one tequila two tequila three tequila, floor
8) who farted
9) driver only carries 30 dollars of ammunition!
10) Stop honking! re-loading!
Sex is like Air it's not important unless you aren't getting any
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people
God Bless the Freaks
I'd do what the voices tell me but I don't speak their language
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet
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