Comdoms.
A man and his son go to the corner store to get a few things. While in the store the son
sees a rack with condoms that are sold 2 to a pack.The boy asks his father, dad why are these sold two at a time.
The father says, "son, thats for when you are in High School, one for Friday and one for Saturday."The
next day they return to the store and the boy finds a rack that has condoms that are sold 6 to a pack.The boy asks
his father, dad why are these sold six at a time. The father says, "son, thats for when you are in college,
two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."The next day they go back to the store and now the boy
finds a rack with condoms sold twelve to a pack.The boy asks his father, dad why are these sold twelve at a time.
The father says, "son, thats for when you get married, one for January, one for February, one for March.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This
being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the
first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy; a 3-pack,
a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being
his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the
door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in " The boy goes inside and is taken to
the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A
minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass and still no movement from
the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend,"I
had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist.
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