The Lonewolf's Rants I am the Lonewolf

End of the World as We know it, and I feel fine...

Yes, I realize that I am somewhat morbid to have death on a massive scale as one of my topics, but it is something near and dear to my heart.

You see; I am a firm believer that most societies have chosen to shelter those people that before the industrial revolution would have been weeded out by nature. Who are these people? The ones that are dumber than a sack of hammers people! You know who they are! As a matter of fact, I’ll wager you know some of them. This topic so irates me I can’t even explain in my own words who these fucking fools are. It is unfortunate that our planet is becoming so grotesquely overpopulated with these morons that even with society’s protection, some of them are managing to remove themselves from the gene pool.

Thankfully, these people can get the credit they deserve and are given the Darwin Award. Follow the link (if you haven’t already done so) and read about some of these people, it’s funny stuff!

However, not enough of these people are getting out of the gene pool. A good number of them are breathing our oxygen, using up precious health care resourses (that could be used to say, find a cure for many of the degenerative diseases that afflict mankind), and spreading their genes to the next generation and producing more idiots. However, my thoughts are that the human race as a whole is well overdue for a little “housecleaning”.

So, how will this be done? I’m not 99.44% sure, as there are so many different flavours to choose from (not quite 31, but possibly Baskin-Robbins introducing a 32nd flavour could be an indication that the end is coming soon). Currently, these are some things that could individually, or more likely in combination, possibly bring about a near extinction of the human race in the near future.

Climate Change

Oh, we know the planet is heating up, that much is certain, and whether you believe it’s due to burning of fossil fuel, or happens on a natural cycle, or a combination of both, things are getting hot. And for a MFWG (Middle Fat White Guy) like me, it sucks! However, on the bigger picture, this excess heat generally results in increased weather phenomenon like draught, tornadoes, hurricanes, hail, etc. Conversely, it could also result in increased disease, falling economy, more burning of fossil fuels, famine, and of course, military conflict. Or, it could start the next Ice Age... The movie The Day After Tomorrow expains this quite nicely, although (like Hollywood in general) the events that take place are a *little* far fetched. (snicker, snort)

Diseases & Epidemics


So how many good boys and girls are taking a bath in bug repellent containing DEET before going out this summer? Me neither… It’s not that I want a ticket to the Darwin’s, it’s just when it’s hot, I sweat a lot, which basically negates the use of bug repellent in the first place. And for the life of me, I am not going to listen to the crack bunnies in the provincial government and wear long sleeve shirts and pants in the heat of summer. It comes down to this, die of heat stroke, or *maybe* die of West Nile… I’ll take my chances with the little vampires… But I digress, where was I? Oh yeah, West Nile, SARS, AIDS, Ebola, penicillin resistant bacteria, influenza, these are just a host of modern “plagues” that have made headlines in recent years. While some are easier to contain that others, the fact remains that should the conditions become ripe for a wide scale epidemic, it will happen. Many people forget that less than 100 years ago, influenza carried off 40 million people.

Economic Crisis

Oh, the stock market is such a fickle beast, and while I know little about it, I do know that when it crashes like it did in 1929 and 1987 its effects can reach far beyond those who had originally invested in the Stock Market. Before you ask, no, it wasn’t raining stockbrokers in Manhattan after the “Crash of 29”. The suicide rate in October and November of 1929 was actually lower than average. However, several investors did take their lives to avoid repaying debts, but this generally occurred over a period of several years. It was the average shmoe that had to bear the weight of the Crash of 29, either by losing their jobs or taking nasty pay cuts. People were desperate, and in Germany an individual named Hitler promised, and delivered salvation… History has also recorded what he delivered less than 10 years later.

Energy Crisis


Well, according to most experts, the World’s production of oil peaked in 2003 and things are going to be going downhill from there. Given the recent price of gas at the pumps, I tend to agree. The problem is, the current rate of the proliferation of renewable energy resources such as solar, wind and geothermal power is not keeping pace with the worlds growing demand for energy, never mind totally replacing oil in 2050 or so when it’s expected to run out. This will create a global crisis which will likely lead to war, thus draining those precious final reserves even faster. Just think of it, society, as we know it gradually grinding to a halt… I don’t believe it either… My thoughts are the major oil companies are just trying to squeeze every last cent of profit out of the ground before they “introduce” those wonderful “new” types of energy that they have been buying off of inventors and hiding from the general public for the past 50 years.

To Be Continued in Part II…


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