As Jesse, James, and Meowth walk across a grassy field, they spot three twerps, known as Ash, Brock, And Misty.  Disturbed by the sudden appearance of Team Rocket, they prepare for battle.

Ash: Are you guys looking for trouble?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
To protect the world from devastation
To unite all people within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jesse
James
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
Meowth, that's right

"Hey Team rocket," says Ash, "if you're here to take pikachu you have to battle me first."
"Is that a challenge, twerp?" says James.
"Huh?!, um,  you better believe it."
"All right, its you vs me twerp, we'll each use three pokemon, the winner takes Pikachu."
"You're not going to win!  Ok, I accept your challenge"
"Victreebell, you ready?"
"Go, totodile!"
"Ash, you idiot, you can't use a water pokemon against a grass type," yells Misty.
"I know what I'm doing! Totodile, water gun!"

Totodile uses water gun, and it hits Victreebell straight on.  Victreebell catches the water in its "bell" and absorbs some of it.

"Ha ha, thanks for watering my Victreebell.  Vine whip attack!"

Victreebell lifts Totodile high up into the air, and slams it into the ground.  Totodile tries to get up, but can't.

"You cheater, you can't do that, that's not fair!"
"What's not fair Ash?" says Brock.
"They hurt my totodile."
"Are you going to stand there and complain, or finish the battle?" growls Jesse.
"Hmmmm, grass is weak against fire," Ash murmurs, "Go Cyndaquill!"
"Victreebell, eat Cyndaquill!"
"Bad idea James, Cyndaquill! Flame wheel it after it tries to eat you!"

Victreebell charges and puts its bell around Cyndaquill.  A noise is heard and Victreebell jumps away.  Cyndaquill lies unconscious in a puddle of water.  Victreebell is a little bit burnt, but other than that in good condition.

"What happened?" questions Ash.
"Remember when you used your totodile to do water gun? You filled victreebell up with water. It just poured that water onto cyndaquill," says Brock.  "It wasn't hurt because it had all that water to put out the fire."
"Very good, at least he has half a brain!" laughs Jesse.

Ash thinks for a few moments, then he sends out noctowl.

"Noctowl, use tackle"
"Victreebell, tackle attack it back"

The pokemon collide and are both pushed back by the attack.  They attack again, and the same thing happens.  They attack a third time and Noctowl gets stuck in Victreebell's bell.  Noctowl struggles to get out and Victreebell's eyes get really big. It runs around in circles in panic. Victreebell uses razor leaf and noctowl flies out. Noctowl hits Ash in the face and they both flip over. Noctowl hits the ground and falls unconscious. As Ash is flipping over his foot gets stuck in Brock's shirt sleeve. Ash hops around and tries to get his foot out. Misty, James, Jesse, and Meowth start laughing. Ash keeps hopping around and crashes into Misty.  Jesse, James, and Meowth laugh harder. They all fall over, and, after a minute, they get untangled.

"Noctowl, return." Ash says painfully.  "I'm ... not ....giving.....up......pikachu," he says as he tries to stand up, but Team Rocket is laughing too hard too care.

"Ha ha ha ha, we're coming to ha ha get your pikachu HA HA HA HA and HA HA HA HA HA HA."

The twerps run off into the distance with pikachu, but Team Rocket can't stop laughing long enough to persue them.  Oh well. there is always next time