Kojiro (James)
James: Slowly, slowly, pleeease don't drop me.
James: Look Jesse, a pink lickutung!
James: I wanna doughnut.
James: We might even get our own... infomercial
James: Hey, hombre.. I want, I want my money
back.
James: Coooooool!
James: Don't I make like the cooolest girl?
James: As long as we're not exposed to any actual
physical danger.
James: Turn Attack!
James: A well, I like to look at myself in my
spare time.
James: I'm such a loser
James: This time we'll remember where the hole
is
James: Does James look hot or what?
James: Yes, and true artists can even take a
patheticcally repulsive pokemon and bring out its beauty, or at least cover
up the ugly.
James: Uh Jesse, bring me some nachos.
James: (in disgust) What does she know?
The sheakist thing in her closet is probably bulletproof.
Musashi (Jesse)
Jesse: Please deposit all your pokeballs in the
bag held by this official looking man with the mustache
Jesse: How dare you touch my face
Jesse: Don't just run there James, do something
Jesse: Arbok, don't just gloat there
Jesse: You're right James, sometimes you're not
quite as dumb as you look
Jesse: I wanted you to cure it, not kill it.
Jesse: Don't ask me, I've already had my thought
for today.
Jesse: You teach us, you've got to be kidding
kid.
Nyasu (Meowth)
Meowth: Haha you couldn't catch a cold
Meowth: I thought you were supposed to be my
friends!
Meowth: I got a lot of people to disappoint.
Meowth: That may be slightly over-optimistic
of you
Meowth: Meowsie! I'm okay!... ahh
Meowth: So I learned to walk like a person, a
weird person, but a person
Meowth: She said she'd never want to be wit me
cause I'm still just a walkin talkin freak meowth
Meowth: Whoever said that humans were the most
intelligent creatures obviously wasn't referring to these two. (Jesse
and James)
The Twerps
Ash: Is that Santa Clause?
Brock: (Ash is being beat up by mankey) Ash,
are you Okay?
Brock: Mr. Spielbunk, you're my hero. You
directed my absolute favorite movie of all time, I saw what you ate
last Tuesday!
Ash: Hey thanks, for once your hot air came in
handy!
Other
Jesse: There was something that kept me from
having friends when I was little
James: Must have been your personality
Jesse: It must have been.. huh?
Jesse: Nice driving James!
James: I should get a license!
Jesse: Be Quiet or you'll give us away
James: and you'll ruin your lip liner.
Jesse: James, talk your way out of this.
James: (To Officer
Jenny) We certainly wouldn't have done it
if we'd thought we'd get caught.