Kids Thoughts

October 3, 1999

Never trust a dog to watch your food.  --   Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.  --  Matthew, Age 12

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. --  Rocky, Age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. --   Stephanie, Age 8

Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower.  --   Lamar, Age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. --  Carrol, 10

Never bug a pregnant mom.  --  Nicholas, Age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert.  --   Kelly, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid" don't answer him. --   Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.  --   Michael, Age 14

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.  --   Joel, Age 12

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.  --  Alyesha, Age 13

Never try to baptize a cat.  --  Laura, Age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster. --    Scott, Age 11

Never do pranks at a police station. --  Sam, Age 10

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. -- Rob, Age 10

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. --   Hank, Age 12

Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. --  Molly, Age 11

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. -- Chelsey, Age 7

Stay away from prunes.  --   Randy, Age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.  --   Phillip, Age 13

Forget the cake, go for the icing. -- Cynthia, Age 8

Remember the two places you are always welcome: church and grandma's house. -- Joanne, Age 11