A True Guitarist...

1. A true guitarist carries a pick in hand or pocket at all times.

2. A true guitarist knows how to play his or her favorite song well enough to play in a national concert.
  
3. A true guitarist is a sexy beast.

4. A true guitarist is in a band of some sort. The band may suck, but a band is a band.

5. A true guitarist follows these rules to the best of his or her ability.

6. A true guitarist knows the Pledge of Rock by heart.

A true guitarist will follow these rules and become very successful, unless he or she SUCKS.

Pledge of Rock
I pledge alliegance, to rock music,
and all the guitars in the world,
I will not ever, in any event,
ever betray the guitar, my instrument, my life. 
ROCK ON!!