Bryan (to me): Why do you have to be so negative?
Me: Why do you have to be so positive?
Nava: Why do you have to be ions?
Me: What's your major?
Amy: Poli Sci
Ashley: You're majoring in a sorority?
GreenEggsNSPAM69: I remember when I was just starting [boy scouts], we used to grow weed at this one camp.
JulieJerk: OMG
JulieJerk: that's funny
GreenEggsNSPAM69: Hey, we lived off the land alright
While sitting in Denny's Classic Diner....
Barbara: I feel like I'm in a diner.
Dad: Why did it change [internet explorer toolbar] without my saying so?
Me: Because it's Windows, Dad; call Bill Gates.
Dad: Ohh, there are a lot of things I'd like to call Bill Gates...."out to a duel" is one of them.
JulieJerk: I have a pin on my bag that says "kiss me, I'm a pirate"
x shane xx: hott
JulieJerk: i know, right...with 2 t's
x shane xx: i was gonna do 3... but I thought that was overboard
x shane xx: no pun intended
Rachel (to Melissa): ....you were eating with your mouth full
Starlit31285: yo yo yo
JulieJerk: hey hey hey
Starlit31285: no I'm sorry, when I say yo I expect a ghetto response
JulieJerk: oh
Starlit31285: let's try this again, yo yo yo
JulieJerk: sup, bitch
Starlit31285: dat's right nigga!
Duh33179: i think my brain has officially turned to goo
JulieJerk: is it chocolate goo?
Duh33179: no
JulieJerk: sad
RMuniz2885: sometimes...i think about...how awesome it would be to go back in time...and kill important ppl...like...the guy who invented school....
JulieJerk: and the guy who invented toothpaste
JulieJerk: he likes to overly psychoanalyze people
JulieJerk: and he's very manipulative
RMuniz2885: but his name is otto...
Julie Jerk: you've made me proud
RMuniz2885: sweet deal...
RMuniz2885: one more thing i get to cross out on my things to do before i'm thirty...
Julie Jerk: "make Julie proud"
RMuniz2885: it's right above beating sean connery in a game of chess
Julie Jerk: i'm thinking his death should be ironic and humorus at the same time
Base2Wave: meat grinder accidents are fun
Me: ..but you can't really tell a restaurant by their fruit
Josh: unless it's a gay bar
Julie Jerk: my throat hurts..
Base2Wave: hot tea
Julie Jerk: good idea...and I'd go buy some, but I'm julie and I'm broke
Base2Wave: kill someone for some
Julie Jerk: tea or money?....cause it'd be kinda stupid to kill someone just for tea
Base2Wave: either one would work
TheJuliee: my sister will call me from work and ask me how to spell certain words
a MatineeSuicide: like, "cat"
a MatineeSuicide: or "cheese"
a MatineeSuicide: or "couch"
n L c 1 1 2 4: i'm scared the essay is going to be like "discuss the differences between the united states legislation and texas legislation giving instances of various institutions, checks, regulations, and various key components of the process"
n L c 1 1 2 4: or something like that
n L c 1 1 2 4: i'd just write "the constitution was REEAAAAAAAL cool" and turn it in.