This is where the crap of the world will be honored every month. Whatever is in this section is so horrible, that it's funny!
June 2004
Mike Tyson
Ouch, Mike, ouch. You're in the hole $24.4 million, after having over $300 million in the bank? Now, you're a self-described "street bum". Living in homeless shelters, accepting pity money from drug dealers, "Unsavory characters are giving me money and I'm taking it. I need it. The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character". Well, at least you've really put your life into perspective, I mean, with your criminal record it should be easy to get back on track! "I know I was a tough, bad-ass talking fighter, but I ain't no mob figure. I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues. I ain't the same person I was when I bit (Evander Holyfield's) ear off." Thank goodness for that. You wouldn't want to bite any drug dealers' ears off, they're probably not that clean.
There will be no crap of the month for April or May...because it's June right now...which is another month... so no crap of the month for... June... I mean May and April... April and May, ya that's pretty much the same thing....Never Mind... the Crap of the Month for April and May was me not updating the site. And in the future I'm gonna try and stop making crappy singers the Crap of the Month. Kinda repetitive.
March 2004
Hilary Duff and other untalented child actresses-turned-singers-to-scam-millions-from-googly-eyed-child-fans
Oh, the craptactfulness. Let's get this over with. For one, their voices are always enhanced through computers...hmmmm I wonder why they don't perform live, like real artists? Two, they don't write their own songs. Three, no matter how bad they are, if they have a tv show and are watched by kids every day, they will get a record deal. Just gotta have the face for it. Its all about the $$... Four, they are always extremely artificial, acting like perfect little stereotypical girls...
Duff and all the others are just processed crap...:)
February 2004
Eamon
I don't know where to start with this guy. When I first heard about a song named "F**k It", I thought it was gonna be rap or hard rock or anythin but what I heard. In his video, the caucasian Eamon struts around the 'hood and freaks out because his girlfriend cheated on him...what a waste of a perfectly good pizza...anyway, someone should let him know that just because you curse every second word doesn't mean its not pop! Wigger couldn't have a better definition.
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