These are the infamous words of people I know...they don't always make sense...and in fact Matthew's arent always his...they're usually stolen or "scamméd"...oh that was pretty good, better write that one down

"It's a juggsaw puzzel"
"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight!!"
"Sccccccccammage"
"Holy shit! Its a talkin chipmunk!! I'm gonna be rich! And there's a pig too!?! My god!"
"When i kicked u in the ass, it put a crease in my shoe"
"I have an idea...."SLAP
"Dammit, i couldn't remember the french word for nickel...oh ya...its nickel"
"Katie has elf ears...shes Kaylando Bloom"
"my chi byu knochinese thing chi"
"Ya, so the guy got frostbite and his fingers fell off...that musta sucked, how did he pick em up???"
"It's ham in a can! What do you mean you never heard of spam?"
"So does the end of the middle mean the beginning of the end?"
"Oh god, everyone turn around, no matter what the skit is, they're gonna end up spankin each other anyway"
heard through the classroom walls: "Do I look like the captain of a rooowboat?"
"You FOOL!"
"Ah...oh man...orange juice does stuff to ya, man...agh"
"You two are a fine pair of blondes, do you go out to make sure the other one doesn't walk into walls?"
"It's my birthday!" "Well, it's my last day here" ... "Oh you turned the tables on meee" (hugs her)
Entered into translator: "No sé sobre usted pero este translater no es ningún bueno para hacer inglés de las cosas" ... translated into English as: "I do not know on you but this translater it is not no good one to make English of the things"

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