Off Fic-Bloopers

Subaru: Um, Miss Roll.... I just want to say that...... I think you're really cute....
Roll: I know, but I'm the star so I have to be cute!
Subaur: >_>;

Vent: It's just Aile's acting really strange.
Silve: Strange for Aile, or strange for normal people?

Dr. Cain: I just hope nothing goes wrong.....
Roll: Haven't you learned by now? Something always goes wrong!

Rock: What, are you keeping tabs on me now or something?
Roll: Why not? You do it to me!

Iris: I want it to be prefect.
Brandon: Prefect is one thing, obsession is another... >_>

Aile: I wish Rock would have taken me with him.
Vent: He would have if you weren't voted out as the girlfriend!
Aile: *Bashes Vent*

Subaru: Yeah, but I would think Iris & Blues would want their friends and all....
Roll: You make it sound like you don't belong in here at all, do you know how many new people are around? You're not the only one.

Roll: Where have you two been?
Silve & Rock: Um...... Well...... We....... *Blushing*

Alex: As in a human punching bag?
Jake: Actually I was hoping she would just yell.... ^^;

War-Rock: WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?!?!?
Duo: Well it's true, you're as heavy as a truck!
War-Rock: You're not light-weight yourself!

Xel: Er-hem, Blues Right, will you take this lovely girl that is obviously WAY too good for you...
Rock: Well he got one thing right! ^^

Subaru: Is your brother really protective of you?
Roll: What makes you ask?
Subaru: Nothing.
Roll: Try anything and you won't have to worry about him.....

Matt: My human name is Matt, and I am on your side of course, dear Black Heart.
Black Heart: Yeah, I've heard that story before.... >_>

Roll: Sure, that's why I couldn't find you this morning.
Rock: Well I was in my room..... I did fall asleep you know.
Roll: I checked, you weren't in there all night....
Rock: ^^;

Rock: Um, we drew lots for who would get stuck with this, Silve.
Silve: But don't you think that fate put us together?
Rock: Don't you mean bad luck because at least Aile & Vent get to sit on their @$$es because we drew the short straws.....
Silve: >_> Nevermind....

Aile: What do you want Jake?
Matt: What makes you think I'm Jake?
Aile: Are you getting dumber by the minuate you're here?
Matt: >_> No you idiot, I'm not Jake!

Rock: How did you know that Iris was... Well, the one?
Blues: What makes you ask?
Rock: Let's see, maybe I want to have a steady girlfriend before the end of this season?

Alia: Well do you know of another priest?
Daniel: Can you be even sure he is one?!?

Irasu: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR RUINING MY WEDDING!!!!
Rock: %$#%#$, don't %$###@@ Iris off!!!! O_O;;;;;;;;

Roll: At least, I'd like it if we could be friends.
Subaru: Really?
Roll: Yeah, it's about time I get a boyfriend here I'm the star and I don't have one! This is 'Adventure of MegaGirl' isn't it?

Off-Fanfic Episode 26: Chaotic Tournament of Hell Bloopers! Part 7

Treble: So all this time we were brother & sister?
Brandon: And um, didn't you two go out at one time?
Jane: -_-; Um, yeah?
*Everyone barfs*

Deimosman: I MAKE MY JUDGMENT!!!!
Toadman: Who does he think he is? Judgeman?

Xel: You really think he'll enter the tournament?
V: Who said anything about entering?

Boulderman: Yes, but I was brought back.
Leo: Great why is it all the bad guys always live?
Deathman: Oh because we're lucky?
Chainsawman: NOT YOU!

John: Let me guess, You have the same kind of relationship with your father and sister as I do with mine?
Xel: If you mean you have a psycho sister on the war-path and torments you, yes.

Tempestoso: You've never seen the true fury of a raging storm.
Necronus: You've never seen me when I'm &^$$*@ off.

John: No can do, as long as our dad exists. Note that I say Exists not lives, we don't have a choice in this matter, he would clone us just to punish us.
V: So let him make clones to replace you as you must not have such a great place with him.
Dora: And once he'd find us we'd be dead. -_-;

Kuragari: This battle is in the bag now.
Neosman: That's my line.

Lan: Is she okay?
Lizzie: Yeah, the purple's just a new fasion! *Bangs Lan in the head*

V: We're a lot alike in more ways than you know.
John: Somehow I doubt that... ^^;

Sehairal: My only power is to heal.
Angelman: Then how do you fight?
Sehairal: ..... I don't? ^^;

Necronus: A nice Independence Day laser should do....
Rezo: O_O ..... A what?!?

Xel: How can he be here and in the Net at the same time?!?!?
Dora: He teleports? ^^;
V: I am everywhere.
John: Either that or he's a hologram.
V: *Holds sword to John's neck*
John: ^^; Um, scratch that....

Alex: You truly are twisted.
Black Heart: Well in my case I have to be to survive.

Vendetta: I have no name, you may call me V.
Lan: Where'd this weirdo come from?

Dora & John: BECAUSE THIS HAS DAD WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!
Xel: ^^; (I guess I'm not the only one with a screwed up family....)

Alex: You, me, & Deimosman against them.
Incentas: >_> Who said you get to decide?

D-Nightmare: If I go down, you go down too. It's my last ditch move.
Neosman: Dude, that's the cheapest piece of $#%^ I've ever heard of.

Necronus: Sometimes I wonder if you two are just failed lab experiments...
Xel: ....... I really am starting to feel sorry for you guys.... Um, are you sure that's not true? Because like in my case I'd rather be adopted or an experiment than be related to Black Heart....

Jake: I guess V's doing one thing right.
ImPal: It's the ONLY thing he's doing right!

Alex: Besides this way I can rub it into Daniel that I beat you!
Black Heart: What's he got against me anyway? >_>

Lan: So this is where you've all been?
Chaud: You don't even want to know where we've been.... <_<

Zero: I'll make this quick and painless.
Yuna: >_> By stabbing me? How is that painless?

Daniel: I have a feeling I'm needed elsewhere, though...
Neosman: So you cut our battle short or are you just saying that TRYING to claim I didn't beat you?

V: Ah, so another heartless father that would throw away the lives of his children just for not following orders and are not allowed to live free.
Xel: ??? English please?
V: >_> Your father...
Xel: What about him?
V: *Groans* Forget it....

Daniel: Here's the deal: I want this fight to be a truly fair fight. No weapons, no Battle Chips, nothing. I won't use anything like that if you won't.
Neosman: If you use nothing, how do you fight? >_>

Vendetta: Boy, I need you to give up.
Lan: Give up trying to figure you out?
Vendetta: *Whacks* NOT THAT! So the trap door comes and we can get out of here!

Deimosman: Perhaps because I did all the work?
Angelman: Well you had to make up for nothing being in the fic until now!

D-Nightmare: We're evenly matched then.
Neosman: Stop trying to boost your ego, WE ARE NO WHERE NEAR EVEN!

V: I take it the mission was a success?
Vendetta: If you don't count a program trying to kill me and possibly followed me, yes.

Alex: Do you always have to bore and annoy people?
Black Heart: No, I think you do that just fine without me.

Amber: Wait then I can't use chips!
Neosman: Don't worry we won't need them.
Genial: *Kicks Neosman* SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!

John: I have no control over his data so I can't just press delete.
Xel: Do something or I'll DELETE you!
John: *Types faster*

Lan: What the?!?
Megaman: Did we just enter 'House of the Dead' all of a sudden? ^^;

Virina: You DID delete his old objectives didn't you?
John: You know me better than that!
E-Virina: Which means we're screwed.... -_-;

D-Nightmare: Apparently, you haven't gotten the message yet!
Neosman: That's you're a trigger happy and complete and utter moron? I got that message at the beginning of our battle!

Daven: Are you okay Ailias?
Ailias: NO YOU IDIOT I'M TURNING EVIL!

Off-Fanfic Episode 27: POTC3 Review

RollZero: *Writing*
omnimon206: Well with POTC3 out there should be more stuff to the fanfic.
Brandon: Why is that?
MegaDan5: Un, because a good amount of the characters come from there.
Snippy: Then I should get Lizzie!
Anthony: And you should get your heart cut out! *Holds up knife* Can I help?
Snippy: O_O;
DJ: BAH! I won't die like that fool did. Besides, DM has the octopus face, not me.
omnimon206: Yeah, but your name is 'Davy Jones' Hellmaster right?
DJ: I never said that's what it stands for.
Xel: >_> I'm all for killing him like the movie.... But no way are you summoning my mom.
Black Heart: *Hiding* What's this about mum?
rifri98a: She's coming to collect your @$$.
Black Heart: NOOOOO!!!!
Curse: Oh bugger. Wait, if it follows the movie then I get the Black Refractor?!?
Spotty: *Shoots Curse* No way in hell. And I'm not as bonkers as that moron.
*Little Spotty appears on shoulder, holding onto hair*
Spotty1: Yeah mate, we're too strong-minded for that.
*Another little Spotty appears on the other side*
Spotty2: We'll steal the show!
*A skull-like Spotty appears*
Skull Spotty: I lost my brain again.... ^^;
Spotty: WILL YOU MORONS GET OUT OF MY HEAD?!?
Treble: -_- Who's he talking to?
Jane: Himself.
Tron: ................
Lizzie: Hey does this mean I'll get my own ship?
Anthony: >_> I could buy you 50 of them.
Blaze: Only that many?
ImPal: Hey wait does that mean Snippy's gonna die and take over Reaper's Revenge?
DJ: *Throws ImPal* OVER MY DEAD BODY!
IrisMemories: Hmmm, gives me ideas...
Everyone: YOU STAY OUTTA THIS!
IrisMemories: What?
omnimon206: You get into this and then everyone will die by your clock.
IrisMemories: And that's a bad thing?
Everyone: ^_^;
Ailias: >_> As long as she doesn't turn me into a crazy killing machine I don't care.
Lizzie: Hey then I get married?
Snippy: Well it's either me or Anthony since we all know Port's gonna die.
Port: *Kicks Snippy* WHY ME?!?
DM: Um, because the character you're from died? -_-;
Port: Yours did too so don't start.
Dora: Hey maybe I can have a wedding!
John: >_> I don't think this writer is THAT twisted.
Dora: *Punches John* Meaning what?
Pinky: Hey then does Curse join your side then because we need to know.
Billy Boy: Yeah, it's hard to keep track.
Curse: I'd die first before joining them, that's a big difference between that bozo and me.
Mr. Blue Nose: Oh then do we get to meet Spotty's father.
Spotty: -_- Please no, because you don't want to.
Spotty1: >_> Papa's no fun when he's %$%$@%.
Ruth: It's hard to tell where this story is going.
V: .................
Daniel: I hope DJ appears in MegaGirl so I can kick his @$$.
Jake: I just hope V doesn't come in there.....
Daniel: Why not maybe we can find out who's stronger?
V: I can decide that now. *Draws sword*
Brandon: *Rolls eyes* Not again....
Curse: While we're at it. *Draws gun*
Spotty: *Drew at the same time*
Nicole: >_> Morons....
Bootstrap: Um, some of the guns aren't loaded....
Medallion: We can use them as clubs!
Bugger: That'll work.
*A bunch of the Navis and Operators start fighting*
RollZero: *Sigh* Not again.... *Presses big button*
*A huge robot appears*
Mr. Bad@$$: MR. BAD@$$ ACTIVATED!
MegaDan5: A battle robot. SWEET. *Activates Blazer Armor*
omnimon206: And there goes the last of the sanity in this episode..... >_>
Xel: It's the Off-Fic, what do you expect? The seriousness is for the fanfics, this where we can let loose.
Rezo: And let them show their true and stupid colors?
Xel: That too. But no one's perfect!
omnimon206: >_>

Off-Fanfic Episode 28: Chaotic Tournament of Hell Bloopers! Part 8

DJ: Are you going to kill this V for what he did to my ship?!?!?
Xel: To tell the truth I'd like to thank him... ^^

Spotty: Something tells me you're mad....
Parlay: What was your first clue?
Elie: *Eyes on fire*
Mary: Maybe that?

Brandon: Freakishly insane and twisted beyond all reason?
Alex: I think that title is taken.... >_> *Points to V*
Xel: Actually I think Black Heart has that title.... ^^;

Xel: Not a fact I'm proud of, need I remind you?
Bugger: And? You think I'm proud of having HIM as an Operator?
Spotty: WATCH IT!

Xel: Your entrance was good, his was better.
Necronus: *Holds blasters to Xel's head* WHO was better?

Elie: Wasn't that the nickname for your sister?
Xel: ;_; You can remember that but not me?
Spotty: You're much worth remembering.... >_>
Xel: Speak for yourself.... *Blows Spotty into a wall*

Anthony: Will you for once stop being an idiot!
Mayl: Sorry Anthony, but that's like asking Lan to grow a brain....
Lan: HEY!

Ryan: I think so..... They didn't come back..... I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!
Xel: Well too bad, maybe you'll get revived in the next fic... ^^

Bugger: Any ideas on how we change her back?
Mary: Beat the living $#%@% out of her?
Salabi: >_> Without killing her?

Brandon: What did I do?
V: Do I need to make a list?

Mina: Can we keep the verbal fighting to a minimal?
Chainsawman: Yeah, she's right. Why scream at each other when we can beat the $%$^ out of each other, it's more fun.
Mina: >_>; Not what I had in mind....

Elie: What, did it just empty out of your tiny head like everything else?!?
Spotty: You know me better than that, it never got stored!
Elie: *Rolls eyes and throws a Dragon Slave*

V: So the time has come? The villains of darkness have returned to their place of origin?
Xel: >_> Mind running that again as I didn't catch WTF you just said....

Necronus: Because if you don't do this your father will become VERY angry at you, Young Master John.
Dora: Um, tell me a time he ISN'T mad at us? >_>

Keith: What the hell did I do now to tick him off?
Jake: I think you need to ask what you HAVEN'T done to &*$$ everyone off.

Xel: Dying does pay a toll on the memory, doesn't it?
Elie: Wanna find out?
Xel: ^^; Um, no thanks....

Copyman: Point that thing elsewhere.
ImPal: Yeah, like at yourself?
D-Nightmare: *Punches ImPal off the ship*

Serenade: Well we need a very rare jewel from Black Earth....
Spearman: Why'd you put it down there?
Serenade: It grows there moron!
ImPal: Then why don't you have some in reserve?
Kage: Because she used them all.... >_>

Jasmine: Wait. You guys are evil?!
Necronus: >_> Do you not know the meaning of 'criminal organization' little girl?

Elie: Once I see Spotty next, I'm gonna....
Brandon: Kill him with a Giga Slave?
Daniel: May I have the first beating Elie, please?
Elie: And let you take my fun away?

Xel: Black Spotty, it's been far too long.
Spotty: Not long enough!
Xel: Is that any way to talk to an old friend?
Spotty: A tricky %$@%@ like you?!? If someone has you as a friend they don't need an enemy!!!!

Dennis: She could have died!
Xel: Oh come on, you know we're not going to kill the love interest of the star of the series!

Elie: And I thought she was definitively a man...
Brandon: In that outfit, who can tell?

Meddy: I believe it after facing her Navi....
Spider: Yeah well we all know you're nuts.
Meddy: *Throws a capsule bomb*

Rezo: I think it's time I returned this....
Lan: YOU HAD IT THE WHOLE TIME?!?
Megaman: Why didn't you return it sooner?
Rezo: Because it added more drama this way! ^^

ImPal: I doubt it, anyone who'd be stupid enough to mess with Kage, I'd feel sorry for.
Everyone: *Sweatdrops* @_@;

Spotty: It was the only place I could think of.
Elie: What day was that again?
Spotty: Why?
Elie: I want to mark the calendar, you actually could THINK that day....

V: I am V, born from her ashes and I shall avenge her death, as well as all the others.
Megaman: How do you avenge your own death?

Gaki: ChowChow!
Megaman: This isn't the time to think of food!

Xel: I was working with them so that they DIDN'T get the key, and now because of you they did!
Neosman: Oh so the typical 'find it before they do but then they steal it' bit?

Necronus: I would think it is obvious why, but I don't expect a 'hero' to be intelligent enough to even be able to know 1+1 becomes 2 so I'm not surprised that you didn't understand.
Lan: Oh and here I thought it equals 11..... I'M NOT THAT STUPID BOZO!

ImPal: Lilly? .... Is it... Really you this time?
Lilly: What do you mean by that?
ImPal: >_> Let's see, like the last time you tried to kill me and went psycho?

Xel: Val, you need to lay off the riddles...
Brandon: That's why we've been telling the idiot!

Anthony: No. Attacking V will probably just get him killed.
Lizzie: And possibly the rest of us while he's at it....

Roll: You don't have to say it, because I know...
Megaman: That I need a nap?
Roll: >_>;

Ryan: Shoot.... I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Spotty: Die? >_>
Ryan: ..... Um..... ^^;

Brandon: So she got badly burned?
Morgan: Were you even listening? -_-
Brandon: Nope, I've given up trying to figure this out.

Kage: Forgive my late entrance Lord S, I had a few more of these pests to remove.
Virina: Pests?
Kage: *Points under the ship at a river of defeated Navis*

Xel: Then you should have stayed out of my tournament.
Edward: CAN YOU TOO HAVE YOUR SIBLING FIGHT LATER GOD YOU'RE AS BAD AS MY KIDS!!!!

V: You behave like children, how is it possible that the world's fate once sat in your hands?
ImPal: The old fasion way, pure dumb luck.

Xel: No, thanks to a certain bunch of morons....
Neosman: Wow, I wonder who that could be? *Points back at Xel*

Deimosman: Then why do you act like one most of the time?
Bugger: Because it comes naturally?
Spotty: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?

Kage: A lot has gone on here recently...
Megaman: Yeah, and you guys missed out on it.
Serenade: Don't remind me!

Anthony: Oh come on, EVERYONE hates him.
Lizzie: That's not true.
Anthony: Wanna bet? Hey guys raise your hand if you hate D-Nightmare.
*A bunch raise their hands*
Daniel: How many want to possibly LIVE after this?
*They all put their hands down*

Spotty: Heh, un, what did I do?
Everyone: *Gets ready to kill Spotty*
Elie: Wife gets to give first beating, get in line people......

Off-Fanfic Episode 29: MegaGirl Bloopers Part 7!

Inutaisho: *Holds Data* There's no need to kick him. Just blow him to kingdom come!
Everyone: *Opens fire*

Zero: That part slips my memory bank...
KillerZero: *Holds up tools* I can fix that....
Zero: O_O

War-Rock: ...... I think you need to get off of him...
Subaru: (Does she have to?) ^_^

KillerZero: Can't you ever NOT be a stiff moron?
Zero: Nope, ask your little fairy...
Cyber-elf X: >_>

Roll: I, um.... Kinda forgot myself....
War-Rock: More like you got his stupidness from that kiss...
Subaru: *Slams monitor shut*

Inutaisho: Daniel, you can't just rush in there.
MegaGirl: This is DANIEL we're talking about....
ImPal: Yeah, it goes in one ear and out the other as he blows stuff up like an idiot.

Zero: So you want her back because?
KillerZero: None of your business.
Zero: You like her?
KillerZero: *Stabs Zero* You haven't met her....

Ciel: You haven't said a word the whole time.
Vent: Does he ever?

Subaru: Wait, you can control my arm?!?
War-Rock: Yeah, I just wish I could control your brain, if there even is one!!

Silve: Oh so you're saying if I had a brother he'd have every reason to kill you?
Rock: Yep.
Silve: >_> You're beyond help...

Roll: My head's still spinning a little and my heart is jumping.
War-Rock: Oh so he posioned you?
Subaru: You are not helping....

Jake: I'm gonna lose this battle, aren't I?
MegaGirl: Um, yeah.

Z: Let's try something insane.
Inutaisho: Like throw jinx at it? *Holds up Data*

KillerZero: Hey, I saved your life and your friends remember?
Zero: Hmm, annoying bozo that the little bug told me to listen to? Oh yeah...
Cyber-Elf X: I AM NOT A BUG! *Slams into Zero*

Jake: You're just really ticked, aren't you?
Aile: *Whacks Jake* WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?!!?

Zero: Actually it does as it sounds like she'd kill me as soon as see me.
KillerZero: And how is that any different from all the other morons you fight?

War-Rock: Why is your heart jumping like crazy?
Subaru: It is not jumping!
War-Rock: Well either that or you're having a heart attack... >_>

Brandon: So let's go back and try to figure out what happened.
Rock: We go back to find out what happened here? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

KillerZero: Look, one of my fellow reapers is on a rampage...
Zero: Is she your girlfriend?
KillerZero: $%@%$# NO!

MegaMan: And you told me there was no reason to kick him....
Data: *Opens something else that blows*
MegaGirl: *Kicks Data to the moon*

War-Rock: Oh just kiss her like you want to do!
Roll: YOU STAY OUTTA THIS!

Jake: Look, how about you try hitting me instead?
Aile: Why? It's not you, it's Rock I want to kill!
Jake: Fine, try this. *Wears a Rock costume*

KillerZero: You haven't had any RECENT memory losses so cut the crap.
Zero: What do you mean by recent?
KillerZero: >_> Forget it.

War-Rock: Why is that little thing annoying?
Aquarius: Because my father has a sick sense of humor?

Roll: But we've only just met...
War-Rock: Yeah, but we have to make up for 4 seasons of you without a boyfriend...

D-Nightmare: The way we normally stop things.
Inutasiho: You mean the way you do things, run in like a moron, guns blazing... >_>

KillerZero: The least you could do is say hi!
Zero: Buzz off is the best you'll get.

War-Rock: Don't you get it? He's bonkers about you, now let's see some smooching!
Roll: Can we blow him up or something?

Zero: Maybe if you didn't have to act like one, since it comes naturally!
KillerZero: Takes one to know one!

Vent: So who wants to head back to Giga City?
Rock: What about my home?
Vent: We'll return once the war-zone cools down.....

Zero: No, I just find you really annoying.
KillerZero: THE SAME GOES HERE!

Jake: Caskett? A little help?
Caskett: What? I don't want to lose my head....

Jake: I found out a certain someone sent her a letter from me saying I didn't want to see her anymore...
*Everyone glares at Blaze*
Blaze: ^^; What did I do?
Brandon: *Holds up a list*

Aquarius: Roll, that's the most insane idea I've heard yet.
MegaGirl: At the rate these episodes are going, everything doesn't make sense!

Off-Fanfic Episode 30: Chaotic Tournament of Hell Bloopers! Part 9

Daven: Hey, I'm going as fast as I can with all of you on board.
ImPal: The how about we lighten the load? We can start with Mr. Annoying. *Points to Vendetta*

Gaki: As his master, Serenade is the only one who can release his full power by saying these words.
ImPal: Wait, then he might just go psycho on us.... >_>

Vendetta: I'll let you handle this one.
ImPal: CHICKEN!

Kage: Fighting each other right now is of no use, no matter how fun it might be right now.
Daven: ^^; FUN?

Kage: You idiot, this is a decoy. You can't just grab the first gem you find.
ImPal: *Clubs Kage with the gem* Well that's what you get when you don't help!!!

Spotty: ..... It's just, we weren't REALLY married and all, we only got married as a distraction to live...
Treble: O_O I KNEW IT!!!
Anthony: >_> Figures, no one in their right mind would marry Spotty.....

Serenade: Ailias, stop it now or you'll be VERY SORRY...
Spearman: What will she do?
ImPal: I don't know, lock her up and make her listen to V?
Spearman: O_O; That would be scarey......

Elie: To love, honor, and most of all OBEY me, until death once again us part?
Spotty: Can we talk about the obey part?
Elie: *Bouncing fireball in her hand*
Spotty: O_O;;;;;;;

ImPal: Why not? I think they'd be equally matched, since they're a little alike.
Daven: How's that?
ImPal: They're both equally annoying... >_>

Daniel: Well at least I can fight!
Jake: Does he NEVER miss a chance to show off? >_>

ImPal: Okay, I've scanned the entire area and nothing's here.
Daven: That was fast...
ImPal: *Elbows Daven* Shut up, I just want them to do something.

Curse: You're off the edge of the map here, mate.
Spotty: Yeah, no one knows where this place is....
Curse: >_>;

Kage: If we hadn't we'd be deleted by now.
Daven: And at what point were you going to tell me this? O_O

Lizzie: What did you do that for?
Anthony: Because I had to get rid of at least one of them so they both can't keep saving you, because that's my job!
Lizzie: >_> Errrr.......

Vendetta: I need not look, I can sense evil.
ImPal: What's that got to do with searching for the gem? >_>

Rahoul: You almost hit her.
Dingo: Yeah, you're a bad aim.
Justin: Acutally I was aiming for her, I can't stand her. ^^
Dingo: Oh then you're a really good aim!

Spotty: No, but just in case, a thought came across my mind....
Elie: Oh crap, how hard did you hit your head?

ImPal: What? You're both nuts and ready to kill at the drop of a hat....
Vendetta: *Drops hat*
Kage: *Kicks ImPal off the board*
ImPal: I REST MY CASE!!!!

Xel: Oh don't worry, he's not here.
Spotty: >_> Are you sure? ......

ImPal: Are you guys gonna help me or not?!?
Vendetta: When we can watch your @$$ get kicked? Nope.

Ailias: Oh D! I did it again, didn't I?
Serenade: Find something to tie her up, fast!

Vendetta: Something big is coming this way....
ImPal: NO DUH! What was your first clue?!?

Spotty: No, just something I guess you don't remember.
Elie: Gee, I wonder WHO'S FAULT THAT IS?!?
Spotty: ^^;

Daven: What the hell did you just say?!?
ImPal: I've given up trying to understand his riddles.... -_-

Jasmine: How dense can she get?
Kamon: Calling the kettle black, isn't it? -_-;

ImPal: Why do I get all the dirty work?
Vendetta: Because you've had the most time in the fanfic of us 4.

Keith: Anymore bright ideas?
Daniel: One. *Throws Keith into the robot troops*

Spotty: It's just I know it's strange with since you died and all, and since we didn't really WANT to get married then....
Elie: What? The fact that we're not really married anymore since I died? I'm fine with that....
Spotty: ................

ImPal: Just shut up and look. There's no enemies right now so you might as well help me.
Kage: Help you make a fool of yourself? You're doing a fine job on your own.
ImPal: *Fires cannon at Kage*

Marina: Mother has ben teaching me magic.... *Throws fireball that hits DJ*
Elie: >_> I can tell.....

Vendetta: Ah, so this was it's power source. Thank you for the distraction, ImPal. I couldn't attack it by myself with it's defenses.
ImPal: *Blows Vendetta to the moon*

Spotty: If you don't get away from him he'll kill you!
Elie: HELLO! I'm kinda already dead, I'm in a Copybot!

Kage: That is why it works for Ailias, it suppresses her powers, I'm guessing it was doing to same for the robot..
ImPal: AND YOU WERE GOING TO TELL US THIS WHEN?!!?

Jake: What? We're gonna run while they fight?
Brandon: Hmm, we survive while they get all bloody up and do all the hard work, sounds good to me....

Elie: Daniel, if you do that again I'LL KILL YOU!
Anthony: Please do Elie and do us all a favor!
Daniel: *Throws a DragonSlayer Sword at Anthony*

Spotty: I kiss you and you say yuck?!?!?
Elie: *Blows Spotty up with every spell she knows*

Vendetta: Someone who isn't a total moron.
Kage: Well around here, a lot of morons work for Lord Serenade.
Vendetta: I feel sorry for her then.
Kage: That's why I'm her bodyguard.
ImPal: *Under breath* And her boyfriend.....
Kage: *Kicks ImPal*

Elie: YUCK!!! *Pours every kind of mouth-wash into her mouth* I THINK I'VE JUST BEEN POSIONED!!!!
Spotty: ;_;

Kage: I'm going to stop this robot and rip his data apart little, by little, until there is nothing left.
ImPal: Sure..... 500 Zenny says it whips his @$$.... >_>
Daven: Can I have a piece of that?
Kage: WILL YOU BOZOS JUST GO?!?!?

Spotty: That's my point, we may never get another chance.
Elie: Sure we will, if nothing else in the sequel...
Xel: ;) IF there's a sequel.....

Off-Fanfic Episode 31: Mega Man X Meets Mega Man Zero Bloopers!

X: ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU ALMOST TOOK OFF MY HEAD!!
Axl: ^^; Well you didn't need it, did you?

Axl: Un.... X-X.... Can we fight later? ^^;;
X: No, let's fight now since I want to kill you myself.

Zero: What would you guys do without me?
Axl: Actually have some fun once in a while?
X: Are you sure we can't drop his butt off somewhere? >_>

Axl: Can't some of the other Maverick Hunters handle it?
X: You mean the broken ones or the dead ones? -_-;

Axl: Not much of a talker, huh?
Zero: We can just rip out his voical unit for him, then he'll have an excuse!

Axl: Am I imagining things, or did that shield turn into a spinning sharp metal gear-like thing?!? O_O;;
X: Nah, it's just your opitcal units on the fritz..... ^^;

Zero: THAT DOES IT!!!! NOBODY GIVES ME A BAD HAIR CUT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!
Axl: Are you sure he's not a girl? ^^;

Zero: Are you nuts? Or did your circuits get a little too fried from this bozo?
Alia: Did yours ever restart? >_> Listen to me....

Ciel: Please, don't hurt him!!
Axl: -_-; Us hurt him? She is kidding right?

Axl: If you ask me, I think he looks like a bug...
Alia: A very shinny bug.... ^^;

X: That's some makeover....
Axl: Um, you're one to talk.... *Points to Cyber-elf X*

Axl: Then why did you break in?
Cyber-elf X: To keep your circurts from breaking down from all the information....

Zero: But his crack-pot idea of soda and plutonium rods was just plain crazy!!
Ciel: ^^;
Zero: >_> Don't tell me.....

Ciel: I accidentally poured a flat soda onto plutonium rods and discovered time travel!
X: <_< The greastest discoveries are the stupidest accidents.....

Zero: Then why did it always explode whenever Dr. Cain tried it?
Cyber-elf X: This is Dr. Cain we're talking about.... >>;
Zero: Good point. ^^;

Alia: How'd he find out so fast about the time device?
X: It's called we gotta get on with the story since all the wordy but is boring.

Zero: Great.... I get amnesia in the future...
X: Again.... >_>

Dr. Cain: Maybe I can help you fix it!
X & Zero: ^^; Unnn.... Maybe not....

Dr. Cain: Yes, that's true too. But from what I understood from Sigma, I'm not here, am I? So I'm not seeing MY future.... I'm seeing yours!!
X: *#%@$%
Ciel: ^^; He's got you guys there.....

Douglas: I still say a woman shouldn't be in MY R&D Lab!! It's my job!!
Alia: >_> You never complained when I HELPED....
Douglas: ^^; ......

Pallette: May I borrow it back for a second?
Zero: What are you an indian giver?

Pallette: See? It didn't break on his tick skull!
Zero: Let's try it on Axl....
Axl: O_O

Douglas: Will you stop using me as your test subject?!?
Pallette: What else are you good for?

Axl: Are you still mad about that?
X: Gee, WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?!?

Pallette: Why you male chauvinistic pig!! You just don't want a girl to replace you!!
Douglas: YEAH, DUH!!!!
Alia: *Nods with Pallette and they start beating Douglas up*

Douglas: Zero, X! Get her out of my face before I kill her!!
X: At the risk of Alia killing me for taking your side, sorry your on your own..... ^^;

Alia: If we don't do something, they're going to kill each other!!
X: And if we jump in they'll kill us too......

Zero: It can't be.... I know that voice...... O_O
Axl: Why is that laugh more annoying than Sigma?

Axl: Why is everyone picking on me?
Zero: Because you're the newbie?

Zero: No thanks, I'll skip the nickel tour.
Menart: Actually it costs about .50 cents.
Mega Man Zero: >_> Menart..........

Andrew: Bored already?
Zero: *Asleep*
Andrew: >_> I guess so.....

Mega Man Zero: Possibly tricked Copy X?
X: Tricked him into what? He already works for him....
Ciel: Um, wrong Copy X.... ^^;

X: Copy X, he's playing you like a fool! He's the Maverick!
Future Copy X: NO ONE CALLS ME A FOOL!
X: >_> Then why do you act like one?

Douglas: Okay... But don't pull apart everything I do, and I won't attack your stuff..
Pallette: Can I have that in writing?
Douglas: You never quit, do you? >_>

Zero: Hmm? Me? I'm all right... I just wonder... Is the future really going to end up like we just saw?
X: Unless Capcom changes it's mind, nope.

Off-Fanfic Episode 32: Chaotic Tournament of Hell Bloopers! Part 10

Haloman: Um, was she always like this?
Bugger: Actually that's a cut down version....
Burstgirl: You mean there's a LONG version of that speech?
Bugger: Yep. ^^;

Xel: Then why were you cursing at him not to die?
Elie: Because god knows what else he hasn't told me! I don't need any more surprises without him around to explain and give me the rest of my memory back!!!!

Rezo: Combine it with the Force Metal Chip.... And hurry!
Megaman: The last time I took a strange chip from someone it didn't go so well.....

Elie: Yeah, you're stuck with him, kid.
Jane: Wait, that means I'm stuck with him too.... O_o

Kamon: You're all a bunch on idiots in my book.
Alex: NO ONE ASKED YOU OPINION! *Kicks Kamon*

Anthony: A thank you and here's the door?
Xel: And make sure it hits you on the way out.... >_> You guys are a pain!!!

Black Heart: So you think dressing like Inverse will save you?
Spider: I guess turning him into a cross-dresser makes him more powerful?

Lan: Guys! This isn't the place to fight!
Nicole: Actually, what else do we have to do down here?

Elie: None of your business.
Xel: You're strange sometimes, Miss Inverse. Or should I say Mrs. Spotty?
Elie: AS I SAID: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!

DJ: Now it can't absorb magic anymore....
Edward: >>;; Nice going moron....

Roll: There's something you're not telling us....
ImPal: When isn't there something they're not telling us?

Brandon: Say who actually won the tournament anyway?
Xel: The world could have ended and you morons are worried about who won a fight?
Everyone: YAH!!! ^_^

Serenade: It's a power drainer!
Megaman: >_> Like I didn't hear what she called the attack?

Keith: This time I'll beat you Daniel!
Daniel: *Upper-cuts Keith into the ceiling* You're done.

Ailias: You're still damaged from my virus!
Spearman: Just let him go.
Ailias: But he could get deleted....
ImPal: That's the point.....

John: In other words I think he is toast.
Dora: With peanut butter?
John: >_>;

Xel: Haven't you idiots figured it out by now?
Elie: *Looks at the group* You are kidding, aren't you? Them figure it out? ^^;

Roll: I think the most of this relies on Elie.....
Spider: Why?
ImPal: Duh, she's the most powerful of us all!

Xel: Damn, that sword just seems to absorb all kinds of magic....
Elie: *Throws a fireball* YEAH LIKE I DIDN'T NOTICE?!?!?

Andrew: I bet Daniel will figure out how to defeat DJ....
Keith: And I hope DJ doesn't kill Daniel....
Alex: O_O What did you just say?!?
Keith: So I can kill him myself!!!!
Brandon: >_> Figures.....

Kage: But wait, how will Megaman be able to handle the power of Etherion?
Rezo: Sure, if he wants to get deleted since that's what it'll do to him.
Roll: O_O

Black Heart: Impossible. I gave him the Shura Sword.
Devil Master: And he's no good with magic, remember?
Black Heart: Hmmm..... True....

Andrew: Sometimes, a blind rage can be the greatest weapon.
Chaud: And your greatest downfall....

Elie: Your Shura Sword can ONLY absorb Black Magic, but that's not the only one existing magic, ya know...
DJ: There is?
Xel: Just because Black Heart just about only uses Black Magic doesn't mean there isn't more....

Roll: Becareful okay?
Meddy: Um, he's going after Black Heart, how can he be okay?
Roll: *Blows Meddy up with one her own capsules*

Megaman: How'd he get the data for the ship?
Unick: He stole it? ^^;
Aqua: You guys know more than you're letting on....

Gourry: I have a feeling he'll be able to do some serious damage to him.
Allan: I think you have that in reverse..... -_-;

Rezo: If anyone else tried that, their head would explode.
Spearman: Why?
Rezo: Because you idiots don't have enough up there to prevent it from exploding?
D-Nightmare: *Punches Rezo*
Neosman: While we wait for the fight to end who wants to take out their anger on Rezo?

Treble: Is he even human?
Spotty: *Points to V & Xel* He's their and Black Heart's Father, do you think a HUMAN would have them?!?

Bugger: Let's just say this is his Operator's copy of the ship program....
Roll: His copy?!?
Amelia: Of course, because Damnation is the Navi of Spotty's..... *Bugger covers her mouth*

Megaman: ....... Can someone kill Rezo for me now?
*Everyone raises a hand to kill Rezo*
Rezo: O_O

Lan: The Key of Time was destroyed, along with Black Heart.
Elie: Are you sure?
Lan: Yeah, it's for real this time....
Spotty: That's what we thought LAST time.
Mr. Blue Nose: And the time before that. -_-
Tron: And the time before that. >_>
Elie: And the time before that, I'm sure she'll come back next time too.

John: Don't take this the wrong way but you need to get that head of yours checked.
Ruth: You ALL need your heads checked.....

Elie: Don't you dare to die...
Spotty: .........
Elie: You die now and you won't be in the sequel....
Spotty: *Jumps up, perfectly fine*

Off-Fanfic Episode 33: MegaGirl Bloopers Part 8!

Duo: What? She's the top in her class.
BassGS: And she's an air-brain and a good looker, you want those guys killed by their girlfriends.... >_>

Ashe: Not good, she just about beat the crap out of everyone at HQ.
Vent: Sounds like she's being her normal self....

Dr. Light: You haven't been acting right all of a sudden.
Rock: It took you THIS long to notice?

Mother Elf: I thought Redips had overthrown him....
Dr. Doppler: Actually the stupid writer forgot about me.....

War-Rock: Subaru is nuts about Roll, and is willing to do anything to save her, which could keep him from thinking straight.
Marisa: Does he ever think straight?
War-Rock: Do you REALLY want the answer to that?

Rock: Ask little miss 'I put us from the frying pan into the fire by hitting random' over here.
Ashe: Can we drop his butt off somewhere?

Anthony: Look, are we going to have to separate you two?
Brandon: Like where? There's not much room in here....

Yuyuko: You want Marisa huh? Well you can't have her because she's MINE!
Denpa: You mean it's not a person it's something you own?
War-Rock: -_-; Subaru.........

Alia: Because we've got no landing gear!!!
Blaze: Bend over and kiss your @$$ good-bye.... ^^;
Brandon: How about we kick you out the window first?

Silve: What are you looking at?!?
Rock: Your replacement.
Silve: *Holds up saber to Rock's throat*

ZX: He is the enemy....
Aquarius: He's your brother!
ZX: Same thing.

Rock: No, I just don't trust him.
Silve: You don't even trust me... >_>

MegaMari: You know, I might have something for you if we get through this...
Subaru: Why don't you give it to me now?
MegaMari: Because then we can tease the readers and make them try to figure out what it is! ;)

Jake: Yeah, but do you even know where we are?
Ashe: ^^; Nope.
Dr. Light: *Plays Lost in Space Theme*

Alice: Yeah, I took down another one before I found you.
Subaru: Why does this remind me of some game I've played before?

Silve: Rock, what has gotten into you lately?
Rock: Have you MET Subaru?

Caskett: Can I kill him before we die?
Dr. Cain: And get blood all over the ship?

Marisa: Ah, I see. Then I must go. A blindness rage can only lead to downfall.
Subaru: No riddles, please.... >_>;

Alex: I think it's from our friends the Cyber Pirates.
Jake: Friends?
Xel: >_>

Jake: You think we can just barge in and say 'hey we're lost and we're from another world know what this world is called' or something stupid like that?
Ashe: You guys don't do that? That's the new way they teach us!
Andrew: >_> No wonder we keep losing Zone Cops.....

Ashe: I'm the best in my class and the first to go out on a real mission!
Z: REAL mission?
MegaMan: We're doomed....

MegaMari: Subaru! She can make holographic images of herself!
Denpa: Thanks for the head's up!!!!

Rock: Who made you the expert?
Silve: I DO!

ImPal: I'm going to try real hard to forget you just said that....
Wolf Knight: Forget what?
Marino: Nevermind....

Ashe: You don't like him, do you?
Rock: What was your first clue?

War-Rock: Why'd you have to try to choke me?!?
Denpa: Because you never know when to shut up!

MegaMari: We're in trouble....
Z: Yeah, because someone had to open their big mouth... *Glares at MegaMan*

Nicole: So why don't we jump over there and teach them a lesson?
Jake: Because then we'd kill them and the story would end. XD

Ashe: Trust me, I'll get us out of here!
Caskett: Why is it whenever someone says that you really shouldn't?

Silve: ..... Whoever decorated that had a lot of time on their hands....
Jake: Or just escaped from a mental hospital....

Marisa: The ingredients I need to make a potion are hard to come by, one of which is inside Patchouli's Castle...
Subaru: Why are they there?
Marisa: Because it would be too easy if I had everything here and then we wouldn't have 3 filler chapters of us just getting the stuff! ^^

Off-Fanfic Episode 34: Sequel-Ramma!

All of RZ's Characters: WE WANT A SEQUEL! WE WANT A SEQUEL!!!!
omnimon206: WTF? What in the heck are you guys doing?
DJ: Well it's simple, we're out of a job until there's a sequel, and instead of doing one she's doing a prequel!!!
Black Heart: So we're protesting.
omnimon206: Dude, you guys get used in the RPGs.... -_-
Windchime: NOT ALL OF US!!!
Sally: Yeah! She's forgotten most of us!
MegaDan5: Because you're not important characters?
Keith: I'M IMPORTANT!!!
Daniel: *Whacks Keith in the head* No, you're a moron.
Ailias: Can't you listen to reason?
Katzy: And get forgotten again? No thanks.
Genial: Well I don't really mind.
Ibuki: I'd prefer some more screen time.
Little Bit: HEY look at me, I only got a bit in the END!
Damnation: WOOF.
Cowboy Sang: And I was on the video screen.... >_>
Curse: Yeah but who cares about you?
Pinky: What about us? *Points to himself & Billy Boy* We're hardly ever used.
Curse: You're HARDLY ever needed!
Spotty: Plus we don't like you.
Curse: *Tries to blow Spotty's head off* Well most of us don't like you either.
Xel: But that's natural, you're the BAD GUYS.
Curse: YOU CROSS THE LINE INBETWEEN SO DON'T START WITH ME!!!
Xel: No, I helped out, I get to be on good side.
Black Heart: YOU GO ON WHOEVER'S WINNING DON'T GIVE ME THAT $#%@^%@$%!^^*((^&*&#
Xel: Not my problem you get to die 1000000 times and counting.
Black Heart: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
Elie Inverse: *Blows Black Heart away* Will she ever shut up?
Xel: Er, nope. ^^;
Yuna: So how many of us will be in the sequel?
Brandon: *Whispering* Please take out Daniel, please take out Daniel....
Daniel: Did I hear you say something?
Brandon: O_O Nope, nothing....
Jake: Don't worry, I'll kick his @$$ with Neosman.
Anthony: I thought Neosman was a Solo Navi in this.
Jake: Oh crap.....
D-Nightmare: You were saying, kid?
V: *Draws swords in D-Nightmare's face* Then I shall face you in the night, for then you shall....
omnimon206: NO MORE RIDDLES!!!!!! MY BRAIN'S GOING TO EXPLODE FROM THE LAST ONES!!!!
MegaDan5: >_> I wouldn't have admitted that if I were you....
ImPal: Will Mr. Bad@$$ come back so I can take revenge out on it?
Paladinman: Sorry I think he got destroyed for good.... At least we all hope.
Lizzie: We thought the same about Black Heart.
Treble: Good point.
Dark Protoman: Maybe she should just stick to MegaGirl.... The characters are a little less crazy....
omnimon206: >_> You must be kidding....
Xel :Sorry, the madness hits all fics.
D-Nightmare: HEY! I've got an idea! Survival of the fittest! We all fight and those that survive are in the sequel!
Spider: YEAH!
Siya: I'm in!!!
Angelman: WHOOT!
Devil Master: Let's go!
Black Widow: I GET TO KILL FOR FUN!!!! YEAH!!!!
omnimon206: I give up, they're all insane!
RollZero: HELP ME. ^^;

Off-Fanfic Episode 35: Mystery of X Bloopers!

Maddy: This thing's a tough cookie to crack....
Match: Crumble.
Maddy: *Kicks Match* I'LL SAY IT WHATEVER WAY I WANT!

Megaman: He looks more like something out of a video game or cartoon, or maybe something out of a comic book!
Lan: Well what do you think you look like?

Megaman: Use those things on your head!
Roll: I thought they're for decoration... ^^;

Lan: Now that's something I can do!
Megaman: About the only thing you can do.... >_>

Yai: He's not responding at all.
Dex: You mean he decided not to listen to you?
Yai: *Stomps Dex's foot* NO! HE'S LIFELESS!

Megaman: As it is I'm still hazy on all the details."
Protoman: Tell me something new, will ya?
Megaman: *Blasts Protoman*

Protoman: I'm guessing you're the virus.
Sigma: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?!?

Sigma: Oh don't worry your little head about it.
Protoman: Well at least my chin doesn't look like a butt.
Sigma: OH NOW THAT'S PERSONAL!

Megaman: You just lost me again...
Roll: Don't mind him, that's not very hard.
Megaman: >:(

Protoman: Dr. Cain wasn't the greatest at putting a puzzle together....
Roll: >_> We're talking about the same guy who thought coke was the secret to time travel....

Megaman: Well you know the saying, 'If you can't break it, send in a kid!' right sis?
Roll: We're not talkng about Axl right now.... >_>

Roll: Wait, we're no longer stuck together?
Protoman: WHOOT! I no longer have your girly thoughts in my head!

Sigma: Oh so we're going to pick back up where we left off then?
Megaman: And kick your @$$ for the 10000 time, oh the fun we're gonna have! >:)

Off-Fanfic Episode 36: MegaGirl Bloopers Part 9!

D-Nightmare: Well it won't work on me!
MegaMan: Because he's too stubborn and doesn't know when to quit.... >_>

Inutaisho: I haven't been with you guys that long...
MegaMari: Is that why you're the only one still sane?

Jake: What do you mean by perverted?
Caskett: Well, she, um... You know....

Inutaisho: Why is it that the bad guys always get away?
Melody: Because we wouldn't have a series without them?

MegaMan: I've got no reason to live, so I'm ending it.
Jake: Just please don't make a blood mess over the bed, do you have any idea how hard it is to get that out?

Marisa: How did you know where I live?
Xel: Well it's the only house around here in the woods... -_-;

War-Rock: Well now I bet Rock wants your head on a platter....
Subaru: Not if I offer for him to break you first!

Caskett: And here most times you would fell asleep when I told you about my research.
Jake: Because most of it I didn't understand. ^^;;

Marisa: Because it's a powerful removing potion. *Drops something else in and the pot explodes and potion lands on Jake's head*
Jake: Someone kill her before I do.

War-Rock: Because idiot here asked Roll to marry him.
Blues: Why would he do that?
Subaru: T_T

MegaMan: Well, I've been dumped, my sister has been proposed to, and the rest of my life is nothing but boredom or fighting.
Jake: Hmm, he's right, I'd end my life too.
Caskett: *Whacks Jake*

Alex: Maybe we should go back and check on Rock City?
Anthony: And risk our @$$es getting kicked again?

Ciel: Maybe with enough research I can get this thing off his arm.
Daniel: Well I can fix that. *Holds a chainsaw*
Subaru: O_O

War-Rock: Hey Subaru, change back into your human form.
Denpa: What? Who says if there's even air in here!!!

Marisa: Now kiss her while the potion works through her body, and hurry.
War-Rock: Why the rush?
Alice: Because it's bull#$$#....

MegaMan: What do you need a brother for when you've got your fiancee?
Roll: Well I need someone to cry to!

Inutaisho: I'm fine mommy, where's the bacon?
Melody: ^^; I'll make some whe we get home.

Caskett: Well that crisis is over.
Duo: What for 5 minutes?

MegaMan: Silve hates my guts now.
Caskett: Well I wonder why that is? >_>

Silve: Who says she isn't a quack? I mean, exploding potions?
Rock: It's better than a moody girlfriend.
Silve: *Whacks Rock*

Vent: Do we know anyone that's been married recently? Maybe they could help?
Rock: There was someone but I forgot who....
Blues: *Whacks Rock in the head*

Caskett: Well if you weren't so stupid with Silve...
MegaMan: Does EVERYONE have to keep bringing that up? T_T

Rock: Good, I guess I don't have to threaten you after all.
Subaru: O_O;

Alex: After all we did just leave the place in a mess.
Silve: Yeah but can't someone else clean it up?

Caskett: Jake, after all this is over, maybe.... We can take a vacation from all this?
Jake: How about we run away and never come back? ^_^;

Roll: Oh so you're saying I don't need my brother!?!?
Rock: You still have Blues...
Roll: (Running out of ideas....) ^^;

Caskett: Good, I was worried he'd try to kill Subaru.
Jake: Just wait.... T_T

Melody: Er, he would if he thinks Rock killed us....
War-Rock: Yeah, since Rock ate you.

Rock: She obviously knows what she's doing.
Silve: >_>; She blows $#$% up, how is that knowing what she's doing?

Jake: I can deal with the Sit, but please, NEVER use it when I'm midair over a giant monster with a skull thicker than concrete!
Caskett: Normally you have a fit whenever I use Sit. ^^

Vent: You really should talk to Silve...
Rock: And get hit again?

Caskett: Duo's right, we have more important things to worry about right this moment.
Jake: What's more important than this? T_T

Jake: Can we get a REAL priest?
Xel: NOPE! You're stuck with me!!!
Jake: T_T Why me?

Marisa: Okay, give this to her and then kiss her.
Subaru: ^_^ REALLY??!?

Jake: I don't blame Silve for being mad at what you just did....
Caskett: Yeah, hurting a girl when she's trying to stop you from doing something stupid was REALLY DUMB.

War-Rock: It's the only way you're gonna live, DO IT!
Subaru: And once I do it, Rock will kill me anyway.... -_-;

Jake: But you work's important, I should have tried to be a little more understanding...
Caskett: You're excused because you're a guy. XD

Rock: Are you trying to help or make me feel worse?
Roll: Both! ^_^

Caskett: And your sister being proposed to is a bad thing?
Rock: When it's that guy, YES!

Daniel: It was strange that Rock ran off, where did he go?
Silve: Probably to go kill himself. -_-;

Rock: He's not allowed to touch my sister.
Marisa: He's not going to touch her, just kiss her. ^^

Rock: Why do I feel like I got hit in the head by a ton of bricks, and have an urge to hurt Marisa?
War-Rock: Just hurt Marisa, for everyone's sake.

Rock: No, but that's different....
Marisa: Just because it's you? You guys are all alike. -_-

Subaru: ..... Look I know you don't like me and all.....
Rock: Oh is it THAT obvious?!

Roll: Is that what this has been all about?
Rock: Yeah, I hate beng ignored. ^_^

Blues: So can someone fill us in on what's going on here?
Silve: You brother's gone insane.
Blues: -_- Tell me something I don't know.

Rock: I DID WHAT?!
Subaru: DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM?!?
War-Rock: Nice knowing ya Subaru. ^_^

Marisa: It won't hurt anyone, and I think it'll help those two in the long run...
Alice: Think we'll be invited to the wedding? ^^

Data: YOU CONFUSED A MONSTER POTION FOR A PAINKILLER!
Marisa: Well you'd be surprised how easy it is!

Matt: You see brother, in this game, I've got all the cards.....
MegaMan: But I suck at card games!!!

Duo: Um guys, can we plan this wedding AFTER we save the world?
Everyone: WHY?!? Why fight another stupid battle instead of having some fun for once!!!

Xel: I wonder how is it you guys became heroes?
Duo: I told you, the old fansion way. Pure dumb luck!

Off-Fanfic Episode 37: Mystery of X Bloopers! Part 2!

Lan: ..... But um, first..... Where's the bathroom? I can't hold it any longer....
Mayl: ^^; And here for a moment he sounded kind of cool....

Toadman: HEY WORLD! CHECK ME OUT!!!!
Ribbita: What so they can see what an idiot you are?
Toadman: Takes one to know one. ;)

Megaman: If Lan ever gets out of that bathroom, I'm going to kill him.
Mayl: No way, I get first dibs.

Protoman: Oh cute, turn my arm into a bird?!?
Sigma: Well at least this way you'll have wings when I delete you!

Woodman: Well it couldn't get worse....
Stoneman: HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED NEVER TO SAY THAT?!?

Commander Beef: I've been investigating the incident of the Navis turning lifeless.
Chaud: Is that why there hasn't been any progress?

Megaman: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!?
Lan: ^^; Connection Failure?

Megaman: Can't you see he's using you?
Bass: Can't you see I don't care?

Ribbita: Knock it off! What is wrong with you?!?!?
Toadman: Being around you is enough to drive anyone insane!!

Roll: So what do you think about 'stupid swords' now?
Megaman: Can't you ever let me off the hook?
Roll: Nope, it's my job. ^_^

Megaman: OH YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!
Roll: ^^; Why does $@#$2ing him off always work?

Sigma: No, you've gotten dumber.
Megaman: Actually he's just the same.
Protoman: >=( *Slashes Megaman*

Commander Beef: Now can you open the door?
Megaman: How about when I feel like it? I'm not taking orders from an idiot with a fish on his
head.

Megaman: I don't like this guy....
Mayl: Nobody does.

Megaman: Lan, are you sure we can trust them?
Lan: But they're our friends.
Megaman: With friends like them, who need Sigma?

Ribbita: Toadman's acting a little.... Strange.
Higsby: Strange for normal Navis or just strange for Toadman?

Bass: This area will be your grave!!!
Megaman: NOOO!!! I need to be in the sequel!

Commander Beef: Watch out Megaman, Sharkman can dive into the Net like water!
Megaman: NOW YOU TELL ME?!?

Mr. Famous: Are you kidding? I'm the famous Mr. Famous.
Megaman: Never heard of ya.

Megaman: Lan, WARN ME next time you're going to do the Star Trek 'Beam me up' crap!!!!!
Lan: ? Okay fine, I'll try...
Protoman: Do or do not, there is not try.
Roll: *Whacks Protoman* Wrong space series!

Lan: You meant Jack-Out right?
Megaman: No, I meant leave me there to die! >=(

Punk: What's wrong Megaman? Can't fight?
Megaman: Not with these useless powers....

Lan: Seriously Ribbita, is that all you can care about?
Ribbita: Hey if I'm gonna die, I can die famous!

Dr. Hikari: I guess things are chaotic at the front desk.
Ribbita: Ya think? The line's only all the way to ACDC!

Bass: Yes, and it's finally time we settle our score, don't you think?
Megaman: Bass, our score is 100/0. I think I own your @$$.

Mr. Famous: No! No! That's not necessary!
Mayl: Why? Because you're hiding something?
Mr. Famous: Actually because I don't want to be seen caught. ^^;

Yahoot: Watch out, our Navis are going hey-wire in there.
Lan: Oh, meaning they're perfectly fine.

Mayl: How am I supposed to know! This isn't MY PET!!!!!
Lan: I knew I should have put those labels on it. ^^;

Protoman: Thanks a lot kid!!!!
Chaud: YOU'RE WELCOME! God where does he get that attitude? He's totally ungrateful!
*Everyone stares at Chaud*

Gutsman: Hey, like we ever played fair?
Protoman: Why did I turn good again?

Bass: I LOVE THIS NEW POWER I HAVE!
Megaman: Why is it all the bad guys got super charged and I got weaker? >_>;

Lan: Hey, you got some rare chips!
Mayl: Don't even think about it!
Lan: Oh come on! Megaman helped!!! I want just one!!!

Protoman: Sorry but I prefer the winning side.
Torchman: We're 7 against 3, aren't we the winner side?
Protoman: Knowing you idiots you'll screw it up one way or the other.

Higsby: Ribbita! You can't do that!
Tory: Like that has ever stopped her? ^^;

Megaman: Then slot me in and I'll get it open!
Lan: You're not a Battle Chip. ^^;

Lan: WHY DID YOU JACK THOSE IDIOTS IN?!?
Dex: ^^; Unnn, for a challenge?

Roll: Who ya gonna call?
Mayl: The Navi Busters!

Dr. Hakari: Let me guess, he found an ancient program.
Mr. Match: No, he couldn't get the cable to connect. WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?

Protoman: You've gotten old.
Sigma: And you haven't changed, still the same stick in the mud!

Megaman: Who's this guy? A reject from a Halloween store?
Commander Beef: *Turns to Miya & Sal, who are laughing* NOT A WORD!

Protoman: AS IF YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE A HANDICAP?!?!
Magicman: You have Megaman, that's enough of a handicap!

Lan: Don't knock it until you try it!
Megaman: Yeah sure, I can fan them and hope they catch cold!

Ribbita: Geez, we were only trying to help...
Lan: With you, leaving us in trouble is safer.

Mayl: Sometimes I just can't believe him....
Megaman: You mean how he's too lazy to carry his OWN PET in the bathroom?

Higsby: She snuck in.
Dr. Hikari: And what are you doing?
Higsby: ^^;;; Err, trying to stop her?

Chaud: How did you three idiots get caught in here?
Lan: Need you ask?

Roll: .... So we go into a phone line?
Megaman: We're not the phone company!!!

Sigma: Like getting a bigger hand is going to help?!?
Megaman: Yeah! Now it's big enough to hit your big FAT HEAD!

Bombman: Opppsss.... I forgot to tell you, we set up a mine field...
Sharkman: WHEN DID YOU PLAN ON TELLING ME?!?
Stoneman: Gotta admit it was kind of funny. ^_^

Lan: Just hit random!
Mayl: *Does and the PET explodes*

Off-Fanfic Episode 38: X Saga Bloopers!

Vile: I am Vile, former Class A Maverick Hunter.
X: Gee, and here I thought you were going to say Jango-fett. WHAT THE HELL WAS YOUR CREATOR ON A STAR WARS KICK WHEN HE MADE YOU?!?

Zero: X, get away! You can't beat that armor!
X: YOU JUST TOLD ME TO BLAST HIM! WILL YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND?!?

Double: So what makes it safe now?
Dr. Cain: I have you for a shield! ^_^

Iris: He said that he found 'it' Zero....
Zero: It? Meaning he found his brain?

Double: Why didn't you take Alia down here with you?
Dr. Cain: Because Alia's too smart to come here, and she's important!

Zero: Don't you know your sister when you see her?
X: NOT WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THAT!!!

Dr. Cain: Because you broke the radio last time I let you handle it....
Double: I told you that radio jumped out of my hands! I swear!

Zero: Who knows, you might even become as powerful as I have.
X: You can't be that stronger than me...
Zero: *_* Wanna bet?

Zero: Oh, give the Maverick a prize as he just grew a brain....
Zippo: I did?! What did I win? ^_^

Vile: Out of my way, puny bot....
X: At least I don't look like a reject from a bad Star Wars movie!

Zero: And you complained about me and MY big mouth?
X: Heh, I guess Dr. Light forgot to fix that big mouth of mine.... ^_^;

Dr. Cain: And Zero is your sister's current name.
X: Current name? Now you're changing your name like your hair?
Zero: HEY!

Double: You've waited a long time for this, haven't you?
Zero: No, you think?

Zero: Maybe..... But I'm not through yet!
X: ;_; If you could have broke out of there the whole time, Why didn't you do that before?
Zero: FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT!!!

x: You were a Maverick Hunter?
Vile: Is there an echo in here? Or a Reploid with a hollow helmet?

Zero: Oh yeah, you wouldn't know me like this, would you Rock?
X: Like this? Meaning you have another form?

X: RRRRROOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zero: ACK!!! You know the dead can hear you scream!!!
X: You just killed my perfect moment! I could have won an award!!!!

Vile: Why would someone as powerful as you protect something as worthless as him?
Zero: Why do you work for trash like Sigma?

Douglas: TRY not to destroy this one as fast.....
Zero: Like how much longer? ^_^;
Douglas: Like MAYBE the DAY?!?

X: Yep, see? Told ya I could handle it.
Zero: Why do I get the feeling you're LYING?!?

Zero: Don't listen to him X! Go ahead and blast him!!
X: *Already fighting*
Zero: >_>;

Zero: Look, try not to find trouble and stay out of it?
X: You know us sis, trouble comes knocking!

Zero: No, it's too late for me...
X: See ya in the next game!
Zero: *Punches X in the face*

Dr. Cain: Are you okay?
Double: I JUST FEEL 6 FEET DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY?!?

Zero: What would you do without me?
X: Actually have some fun?

Zero: It's a recorded message....
X: No, I thought it was Dr. Light's ghost....

Zero: X, I heard blasts, are you okay?
X: WHERE WERE YOU 20 min ago?!?

Zero: Take my Arm Cannon and your attack power should increase.
X: Question, how do I take this apart and put in into my body?
Zero: Don't ask me, I'm dead.
X: OH COME ON!!!!

Zero: Call me Zero, will you?
X: Maybe when the world ends. ^_^

Douglas: What happened to the Ride Armor you left with?
X: Zero? where'd you go?
IriS: ^_^; Heh, she blew it up again, didn't she?

Zero: Then you'll understand my new plan, YOU STAY HERE!
X: SINCE WHEN DO YOU GET TO BOSS ME AROUND?!?
Zero: Since I got bigger than you!

X: How about hot fried Penguin instead?!?
Spark Mandrill: YEAH! Let's get the marshmallows!

X: Zero, no! Stay with me!
Zero: And miss my classic tragic death?!?

Zero: Oh Douglas, you should know me better than that.
Douglas: Yeah, meaning I'll never see it again. -_-;

Chill Penguin: Just tell us where your leader Zero is and we won't hurt you....
X: Yeah right, I'm not that stupid!
Spark Mandrill: CRAP! They're getting smarter!

Zero: You.... You called me Zero...
X: Well I thought it could be a dying request.
Zero: *Growls and blasts X*

Iris: Dr. Cain called, he wants you to come to his lab right away.
Zero: ^^; Do I have to? Last time he tried something he blew up half the city....

X: Roll, you've changed.
Zero: Yeah, which is a good thing.

Double: Well it could have been a Maverick....
Dr. Cain: Seriously, what went wrong when I programmed you?

Zero: Auto repair systems can't handle it...
X: Wait, you have auto-repair?

Zero: Are you ready for this X?
X: Blow up a Maverick I've never met? AWESOME!

Zero: It's Zer.... I give up.....
X: About time. ^_^

Zero: Oh Mega! It's been so long!!!!
X: Not that I'm complaining, but I wake up and a strange person is hugging me? ^^;

Douglas: Zero, you're a hazard to machinery.
Zero: Well maybe if you didn't make them so cheaply....

X: Are you trying to make me stay behind again?
Zero: Errr... Yeah. ^_^

Double: Man, that sure was defective...
Dr. Cain: >_> You're one to talk...

Zero: Zero, it's Zero! Z-E-R-O! How hard is that to remember?
X: Hey, I have a short-term memory. ^_^;

Zero: Though I can tell you guys never downloaded manners....
Zippo: SPEAKING OF MANNERS, don't walk into a conversation you have nothing to do with!

Zero: You were just looking out for me right?
X: Actually I was trying to keep you away because you were annoying.
Zero: *Blasts X to the moon*

X: Zero, please don't die!!!
Zero: Why not?
X; BECAUSE WE HAVE 7 MORE GAMES TO COVER!
Zero: -_-;

Dr. Light: X, I gave you the ability to choose your own path in life.
X: Really? I never seemed to have a choice, the world's always ending!

Zero: Doc, is it true?!?
Dr. Cain: NO, I just got you all worked up and had you rush over here to $#@#$@# up your life!

Dr. Cain: Your skills are legendary, and your creator even said that you might be mankind's last hope.
X: SO that's why you woke me up? Just to save your @$$es?!?

Zero: I love you Rock... Good.... B-bye..........
X: Well this is a good as time as any.... You know that dress you liked so much? I sold it to buy that toy for Rush.
Zero: *Comes back to life and kills X*

Off-Fanfic Episode 39: Mystery of X Bloopers! Part 3!

Lan: I promised X that I'd find his data, and one day I will!
Megaman: Sounds like the promise of a sequel to me.... -_-;

Dex: RARE BATTLE CHIPS!
Higsby: Where are you going to find those?
*Everyone glares at him*
Higsby: What? ..... OH... O_O;;

Sigma: Don't you get it? If you destroy me, you'll change back...
Megaman: And I get to rest again.

Chaud: You've got to find a way out of there!
Protoman: LIKE WE DON'T KNOW THAT?!?

Sigma: Oh and you're willing to trust your life to a boy you don't even know?
Megaman: Does it look like I have a choice here?

Lan: What does that mean?
Megaman: It means we're toast....

Bass: You've gotten weak...
Megaman: And you've gotten more annoying...

Lan: You mean they still haven't changed back?
Chaud: They're still fighting like idiots, what do you think?
Lan: ^^; Couldn't Protoman just be too stubborn to quit?

Megaman: I've already trusted Lan with my life, all this time....
Sigma: 1 day, oh that's a REALLY long time...

Dr. Hikari: It turns all of the panels into Holy Panels.
Roll: Why do we want the panels full of holes?

Sigma: You think I'd let you go just like that?
Megaman: Let's see, HOW MANY times have we kicked your @$$ like that?!?

Megaman: Sure at first, I didn't like it. To have to rely on a stranger for power.
Sigma: Oh so you admit you've been turned into a doormat?
Megaman: Forget it, it's useless to talk to you.

Protoman: I don't know, but give me a second while my data catches up.
Roll: Fine, you wait and die, I'll save my own @$$.

Dr. Hikari: Mayl, can I see your PET for a second?
Mayl: DARE I ask why? ^^;

Yai: .... What they need is...
Dex: New Operators?
Yai: *Whacks Dex in the head*

Megaman: Never mind him Lan, find the main computer.
Lan: *In the floor laughing*
Megaman: >_> How did I ever get stuck with this kid?

Roll: What would you do without me, bro?
Megaman: Do you just like rubbing it in, or what?

Sigma: It's horrible to see you so helpless like this X....
Megaman: Lan's the one being barbacued, not me.

Bass: .... No matter, I'll delete you without protection!
Roll: ^^; Yeah right, if you could do that you wouldn't have needed it.

Sigma: Oh so now you think you can beat me with a trick sword?
Roll: Well DUH, I beat you before with my Z-Saber!

Megaman: Ugh, thanks a lot sis....
Roll: Well isn't that what you're for? My throw pillow? ^^

Protoman: Chaud sir, what happened?
Chaud: Oh nothing, just you calling me an eggshell kid.

Megaman: No Lan, Sigma said we'd never find it, meaning it must be in a dangerous place, I wouldn't want you to get hurt...
Lan: I wouldn't, you would, or my Megaman would! ^^

Higsby: Hey! Those are rare chips! How did you get them!
Mayl: ^_^; Errr, I found them? (Do I really want to explain how Lan got locked in the bathroom?)

Roll: Rush hid me after I was hit, I had to wait for the right moment to strike.
Megaman: >_>; Yeah mean right before he was going to kill me?

Sigma: I'm not surprised you made it, you always do...
Megaman: So why don't you save us BOTH the trouble and give up now?

Lan: You didn't even know me yet you trusted me...
Megaman: I didn't have much of a choice, you think I was just going to stand around and protest?

Bass: Dammit, you're here too?!?
Protoman: Yep, just to $#@$ up your life. ^_^

Megaman: Yeah, it was hard to believe that all along I was the legendary X.....
Lan: Yeah, we all had a hard time believeing it. ^_^;

Chaud: Lan, you've got to finish off Sigma now!
Lan: MIND TELLING ME HOW?!? YOU think it's so easy, you do it!!!

Megaman: Roll? What's wrong?
Roll: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? I ALMOST DIED FOR THE 100th time!
Lan: What?
Megaman: ^_^; Don't ask.

Sigma: NOOOOO!!!!!! THIS ISN'T OVER X!!! I WILL RETURN, YOU KNOW I WILL!!!!!!!
Roll: Does he ALWAYS have to say the same speech when he dies?

Sigma: So.... You figured out how to attack me huh? I guess it's time to stop holding back....
Megaman: BULL$#@$! YOU NEVER HOLD BACK!

Mrs. Hikari: Do you have your report honey?
Lan: ^_^;;; Do you really want me to answer that?

Wily: Don't touch that!
Lan: Why, because there's something here?
Wily: NO! Because you'll destroy my lovely painting of ME!!!!

Lan: What?!? His aura can recharge?!?
Bass: Fun little toy, isn't it?
Megaman: THAT'S NO FAIR!!!! I SHOULD HAVE THAT!!!!! WHY ME?!!?

Megaman: ... But for now, I guess this is goodbye Lan...
Lan: Goodbye. ^_^
Megaman: -_- You're too cheerful.
Lan: Because I want my Navi back!

Megaman: Wow, Protoman's gotten really fast....
Roll: >_> Yeah, he looks like a blur...

Lan: There must be something we can do!
Megaman: Yeah, bend over and kiss our @$$es goodbye.... >_>

Sigma: You have to delete me for it to fully stop. Can you do that?
Megaman: >_>; Um, I've betean you HOW MANY times now?!?

Lan: I see Sigma strapped you in for the ride...
Wily: YEAH AND I CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BATHROOM! I've been here for 2 days!!!!

Bass: You think you can handle me?!?
Protoman: Why not? You sucked at fighting before and you still suck now!
Bass: *Blasts Protoman to kingdom come*
Protoman: ^^; I MIGHT have been mistaken.....

Roll: How many times have we killed him now?
Megaman: Counting all series or JUST the X series? ^^;

Megaman: Sigma, you'll PAY!!!!
Sigma: I left my wallet back at my fortress.

Megaman: Then plug me in Lan!
Lan: Plug In, Rockman..... Whoops, WRONG region! ^_^;

Lan: .... You're right here, Megaman..... And you're finally back!
Megaman: Back? Did I go somewhere?

Ms. Mari: Okay, I know a lot of you didn't get much done due to the virus threat.
Lan: Good thing we hurried and got it done.
Ms. Mari: So I decided to cancel the project!
Lan: O_O NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually did my homework!!!! AND NOW IT WAS FOR NOTHING?!?!?

Lan: Because you want to get out of that chair sometime today?
Wily: For what?
Lan: .... Um, the bathroom?
Wily: I'm an old man, I'm used to wetting my pants....
Lan: >_< MORE INFORMATION THAN I NEEDED!!!!!

Off-Fanfic Episode 40: X Saga Bloopers! Part 2

Sigma: The battle, has only just begun!
X: ^^; Why is it only just the beginning?

X: I just started 6 months ago.... But, I've never seen you.
Mary: Because the writer wanted time to pass before introducing me! ^^

Maverick: Vile has been destroyed!
Sigma: Again? -_-; Dammit now I have to spend forever putting him back together again!

X: That happened a lot?
Mary: OH YEAH, why do you there's not many hunters?

Wire Sponge: Oh, think you're so strong Maverick Hunter?
X: Well I beat your leader, is that strong enough?

Mary: The name's Mary, ex-pirate.
X: Was Roll that desperate for hunters? ^^;

Maverick: From what we understand is that he was destroyed in a battle along with Zero.
Sigma: Wait you mean they blew each other up? Oh good, Zero won't bother me until she gets repaired again! ^^

Mary: .... This can't be happening.... Then, who's leading the hunters?
Double: The one you called a rookie. ^^

Maverick: Yes, we found the remains of both of them.
Sigma: Okay, send them to the factory so someone can figure out the jigsaw puzzle and put them back together.

Dr. Cain: X, Zero was the only one that kept this Hunter Unit going, in the band against Sigma....
X: And you just expect me to just pick up where she left off?

Mary: Oh come on guys! You know me, I always get my booty!
X: O_O HER WHAT?!?
Dr. Cain: Her loot, X.

X: You're going to pay for what you have done!!!!!
Sigma: You don't even know me, yet you want to kill me? ^^;

Mary: Oh god, you've gotta be kidding me!
X: HEY!

Dr. Cain: We've handed over the position to her brother.
Mary: Some other idiot comes in and you just hand it to him? Besides, I want it!

Douglas: Double said you'd get your butt blown up.
Mary: And last time you said I would get blown up....

Mary: Well are you on the way back to the base?
X: No, I jog around here and attack random Maverick for fun! -_-;

X: You need a time out!
Overdrive: And you need a sense of humor! *Bashes*

Mary: .... So you guys are still fighting the war?
X: >_> No, we're just letting Sigma's morons run us over....

X: I will avenge my sister!
Sigma: Okay, which one is that? Do you have any idea how many Reploids I've killed?

Mary: You need to work on your hunting skills kid.
X: I AIN'T NO KID! I'M OLDER THAN YOU WOMAN!

Sigma: So I see you managed to get here by yourself.
X: Have you been listening? I came with Zero.

Mary: No way, Zero can't be dead! Are you sure it's not a mistake like last time?
X: LAST TIME?!!? How many times has she died?
Dr. Cain: Don't ask. ^^;;;

Iris: But with Zero gone, who will lead the hunters?
Double: Draw names out of a hat?

Mary: Yeah, I was a member of the Cyber Pirates, until Sigma's out-raise.
X: Cyber Pirates? Aren't you in the wrong series?

Wire Sponge: Hey you! What are you doing here?
X: Clean up crew? ^^;

X: You were Mavericks?
Mary: Hey if you can't beat 'em, join them! ;)

Sigma: He knows how to deal with betrayers.
X: Er, how did I betray you?

Mary: What, she busy with something else? Where is she anyway?
Dr. Cain: In a thousands pieces who knows where. ^^;

Douglas: Well I won the bet.
X: >_> You take BETS?!?

Dr. Cain: I fear Sigma will never stop...
Alia: Not as long as the series keeps going!

X: What is your problem?!?
Mary: I like to beat on the hero. ^_^

Mary: You got lucky.
X: Does it look like I'm lucky? -_-;

Morph Moth: My boss Serges sent me to play with you.
X: Great, what game? ^_^

X: Warn me when you're going to do that!!!!
Mary: And take my fun away? >=)

Bubble Crab: Un, I think that's the guy we're after.
Crystal Snail: >_> No, you think?

X: Bloody pirate.....
Mary: *Drops a lead weight on X's head*

X: I'm not going to let you boss me around!
Mary: *_* Okay then.... *Beats X into rubble*

X: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!?
Mary: I felt like it, get used to it. My boyfriend in the Megaman Battle Network series had to.
Spearman: ;_;

Off-Fanfic Episode 41: Moving Onto The New Board

Spotty: SWEET! So this is the new place we'll be at?
Black Heart: It's small. -_-
DJ: Though tiny enough to rule over!
Omnimon: *Pulls out a rocket launcher* You guys better behave or this will have all your names on it.
Black Widow: Oh like that scares us?
Omnimon: Guess not, maybe this will? *Summons a Dragon Slave and blows BW away*
Devil Master: O_O SINCE WHEN CAN YOU USE MAGIC?!?
Omnimon: :D Since RZ had Galaxia give me some!
Galaxia: >_> I just hope he doesn't go trigger-happy with it.....
Xel: Oh don't worry Auntie, he'll be fine...
Omnimon: Oh Xel.... >=) *Blasts Xel with a Giga Slave*
Xel: OH COME ON! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!?
Omnimon: Need I make a list? -_-;
ImPal: MY TURN TO BLAST HIM!
Spearman: NO! MINE!
Jake: Get in line boys, I get first shot!
ImPal: He annoyed us first.
Jake: >> I had to deal with him as the priest at my wedding. *Transforms into Inutaisho and jumps into the air to strike at Xel*
Caskett: *Rolls eyes* .... Sit.
Inutaisho: *Comes crashing down* ;_; Honey you said you wouldn't use sit anymore!!!!!
Caskett: Except for when you're going to do something crazy. Sorry. ^^;
Xel: *Tries to sneak away*
Kathryn: *Summons him back*
Brandon: This'll be fun. >=)
Xel: >_> Didn't you have enough fun with Black Heart?
Brandon: Sorry, have no idea what you're talking about. *Blows Xel to kingdom come*
Tyson: HEY! IF ANYONE OF US HAS A REASON TO KILL HIM IT'S ME!!!!
Kathryn: Tyson's got a point there. ^^;
Rezo: ^_^; Yeah, I think turning him into a girl was enough, but having him give birth to 2 kids was over the top....
Xel: So I got carried away.... ^^;
Tyson: GOOD! I'M GOING TO GET CARRIED AWAY BLOWING YOUR @$$ TO HELL!!!!!
Xel: O_O HELP!!!!!!!!!
RollZero: Should we try to save him?
Omnimon: Nah, he'll live. ^^ And then I can have some more fun with him!
Tyson: *Changing into random Pokemon and throwing attacks at Xel*
Cowboy Sang: Hey, this is the first time I've been in... *Gets caught in the cross-fire* O_O
RollZero: Is everyone moved in okay? I hope we didn't leave anyone behind....
Omnimon: >_> You could have left them behind.... *Points to DJ & Black Heart* Oh and little miss sunshine over there too....
Amber: Moving into a new forum brings me so much joy!
Shori: ...... Yes..... Are..... We..... In..... A.... New...... Place....?
Omnimon: *Slaps forehead* Her too.... -_-
Morgan: BRANDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RollZero: You could have left her behind....
Omnimon: ^_^;
Brandon: Help. O_O;
Morgan: YOU TWO TIMING $@#$!
Kathryn: *Groans and teleports Morgan away*
Treble: Man you sure have one crazy ex-girlfriend there Brandon....
Brandon: >> Like your current one is sane?
Treble: >_> Leave Kara out of this...
Anthony: ^^; Heh, at least my girlfriends weren't psycho-crazy like her.
Brandon: Oh yeah, like Jane was a little angel..... >_>
Jane: *Throws random objects at Brandon*
Blaze: Yeah well Anthony's Navi has a psycho-crazy girlfriend.
Mary: *Cracks knuckles* What was that?
ImPal: *Charges cannon* So where's Xel so I can take a shot?
Yuna: ImPal! All this violence is going to scare the baby!
ImPal: T_T Sorry Yuna. *Hugs her*
Jake: Besides, you'll have to fight Xel for a shot at him. *Points to Tyson still attacking Xel*
Suiya: Stupid idiots.... >_> *Blasts Tyson & Xel into the air*
Tyson: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?
Suiya: You gonna make something out of it kid?
*Everyone else starts fighting*
Omnimon: New forum, same madness......
RollZero: ............................................ ^^;

Off-Fanfic Episode 42: X Saga Bloopers! Part 3

Mary: THIS CHICK IS GOING TO TURN YOU GUYS INTO SCRAP METAL
X: I think I just found my secret weapon.... ^^;

Mary: ..... The ghost of an old man in a capsule gave you an upgrade?
X: Well....... ^^; Let's not get into that one...

Flame Stag: Hell I even kicked Spider back into line for you once captain....
Mary: >_> ANYONE can beat him....

Mary: Well, I doubt we're going to really find anything.... *Falls through floor*
X: YES!!! Finally someone shut her up! :D

Violen: X, I shall crush you like a tin can!
X: Oh I'm scared... -_- More like you're going to be the tin can.

X: This must be it. Mary, stay behind me!
Mary: That's what I'm doing! You can be my shield!
X: -_-;

Mary: I'm right here silly. *In mermaid form*
X: *Mouth gaping open*
Mary: >_> Quit staring.....

Bubble Crab: It's just cutie here distracted us.
Crystal Snail: >> Someone needs to reprogram you perverts....

Mary: You're right, I should have left you behind since you'll get in my way....
X: I SAVE YOUR @$$ AND I'M IN YOUR WAY?!?

X: You were trapped! You'd be dead if I didn't defeat them!
Mary: Yeah well knowing this series that'll be for nothing soon enough....

Flame Stag: You'll find out soon enough, that is if you live.
X: Well I don't know about Mary, but I'm sure to live. ^_^

Dr. Cain: X, Zero's control chip is still stored here. I doubt it is possible to
resurrect her without it.
X: >_> With this story, anything's possible....

X: Yeah, I was heading this way until I was attacked.
Mary: You mean right before I saved your @$$?

Violen: This is impossible! The prophecy much be fulfilled!
X: >_> Gah, if it's not 'my vision' it's a 'prophecy' or some crap. Can't you guys just learn that you'll never win?

Mary: Not a bad job, you're a lot better than I thought. We make a cool team.
X: Yes, I'm fine thank you. *Sarcastic voice*

Flame Stag: It's been a long time, captain.
X: Is this another guy you $#@$@#d off?

Mary: Trying to knock some sense into that thick head of yours....
X: >_> You'd need a jackhammer for yours....
Mary: *Beats X up*

Violen: They can be yours, if you can defeat us!
X: >_> What is it with these guys and showdowns?

Morph Moth: That's the point, I'm here to bring you to him.
X: >_> Yeah sure, that's why you try to kill us before you can take us to him....

Mary: Huh? Oh my auto-repair systems are linked with my mermaid form.
X: I'm still confused how that works... -_-;

Agile: Welcome X. Your destruction is at hand!
X: >_> What is it with you guys and your boring speeches?

X: What is it with these Mavericks and mountains?
Mary: They like high places? ^^;

Flame Stag: Though now I work with the X-Hunters, since I bet Ferham's retired by now....
Mary: Nope, we haven't reached Command Mission yet, so she can't die now.

Mary: Give up and I might let you live for old time's sake....
X: Why is he your old boyfriend or something? >_>
Mary: *Chucks a brick at X*

Mary: But there's only a few in here....
X: Well there wasn't much left of her after that battle......

Bubble Crab: Oh you are dead lady!
Mary: WANNA BEAT? *_*
X: I'm going to just stand over here okay? ^^;

X: ...... You're a mermaid?
Mary: >_> My creator watched too much 'The Little Mermaid' okay?

X: Hmm, it appears this armor is split into pieces.....
Mary: Like your CPU?
X: Enough with insulting me already!

Mary: Told you to watch your step.
X: >_> Do you have fun annoying me or what?
Mary: *Drops X*

X: I'm just glad you we're too badly damaged....
Mary: What so that I don't die?
X: No so that your armor wasn't blown off and you won't kill me for seeing you naked. ^^;
Mary: *Kills X anyway*

Mary: Great, it's the haunted capsule again.
X: Better than being with the %$@%y pirate....
Mary: *Hits X*

Wheel Gator: This chick is going down!
Mary: NOBODY CALLS ME A CHICK!!! *Beats the hell out of Wheel Gator*
X: O_O;

X: Look lady, we don't have time to be fighting each other now!
Mary: Oh yes we do! >=) I only have a few chapters to live, so I'm going to have fun!

Mary: Ouch! Double you're still the klutzo king!
X: The wha...?
Mary: >_> Don't ask, that's what Zero would call him.

X: I JUST SAVED YOU AGAIN!
Mary: >=( Yeah sure, you're just a pervert like the rest! *Clobbers X*

X: Let's get these parts back to Dr. Cain. Hopefully he can start rebuilding her....
Mary: How can he rebuild her with a few parts?
X: He likes jigsaw puzzles. -_-;

Serges: I am not sure our Mavericks can hold him long enough. We may have to intervene......
Agile: Send Violen, that way if his @$$ gets blown up, who cares?
Violen: HEY! I CARE!!! T_T

Flame Stag: And prove I was the better student than Marino?
Mary: No one beats my sister as a student.
X: WRONG SERIES! T_T

Mary: It doesn't matter how good you are, as some Maverick one day can come by and catch you in the back.
X: This isn't a western.... >_>

Double: X! You're back safely... Whoa!!! *Crashes into him*
X: I was until I walked into here.....

X: And you were going to tell me this when....?
Mary: Why should I tell you? Most when I tell them I transform into a mermaid they try to find me during the transformation hoping to see me naked.... >_>
X: *Drooling*
Mary: >_> *Stabs X*

Crystal Snail: I saved your butts, you owe me.
Bubble Crab: Yeah well like we'll live to repay it... WE MAVERICKS GET BARELY 1 CHAPTER!

X: .... I guess you're right, Sigma didn't expect me so maybe I caught him off guard....
Mary: *Punches X, not listening and walking away*
X: GAH! I CAN'T WIN WITH YOU!!!

Dr. Cain: Mary, perhaps I should try to repair you, you seem damaged...
Mary: And miss my tragic death? No thanks. n_n

Mary: Oh yeah..... Well see I'm a merging Reploid, I transform into a merbot when I'm under water... It allows me to swim much better than any normal Reploid.....
X: Plus makes you hot.
Mary: *Beats the hell out of X*

Mary: You're such a rookie, you let a little winning streak get to your head.... There's bigger things at risk here than Hunter Rank or how good you are...
X: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HOW GOOD YOU ARE!

Mary: And you betrayed me years ago, and went with Ferham.
Flame Stag: Well at least she's hot.
Mary: *Clobbers Stag*

Mary: Like you did with Sigma. That wasn't skill, it was luck. Zero was really good, and she still was defeated..... With Maverick Hunters it is all luck, because everytime you go on a mission, you risk not coming back.
X: Actually that was because Zero killed herself to rescue my @$$. ;_;

X: It's another one of Dr. Light's Capsules.....
Mary: Who? I'm going to shut up for a stupid old man?
*Capsule zaps Mary*

Wheel Gator: Bah, we had it under control before you came.
Crystal Snail: Yeah sure, you just like letting a mermaid beat the $#$@# out of you... >_>

Agile: I may have failed, but you will never see Zero!
X: Oh yes I will, we still have 6 games to go! ^^

Serges: We won't make the same mistake. He is powerful, but he is blind to what is happening around him.
Agile: Like Violen.
Violen: ;_; WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS PICK ON ME?!?

X: ;) You owe me one.
Mary: HELL NO!!!!!!! *Beats X to death*

Mary: .... Un.... I didn't expect that....
X: What me saving you? Or him catching you off guard?
Mary: Errr, no.... You seeing me transform... *Blush* Tell anyone and I'll kill you.
X: Awww, why not? ^_^ You look cute without armor.
Mary: *Punches X*

Off-Fanfic Episode 43: MegaGirl Bloopers Part 10!

Xel: The very person who turned Aile into the same type of crazy killer......
War-Rock: Oh so it was Rock.
*Everyone glares*

Inutaisho: Yes, but the fire-power's scent is still fresh...
Z: What are you, a dog?
Zero: Well he does react to dog commands like one.
Z: Yeah it's just he's Caskett's puppy.....
Inutaisho: *Beats them both up*

Denpa: Yeah but what that she won't chop MegaMan's head off....?
War-Rock: Oh well, then he wouldn't be in your way for Roll then.
Denpa: >_> You're not helping....

MegaMan: I'm sorry I'm a moron....
Z: It took you this long to figure it out?
MegaMan: >_> Can't you ever give me a break?

Mother Elf: I don't know if that's such a good idea...
Z: Yes it is! We can't continue the plot if we stay together, because we're too damn strong in this group!

MegaMan: I'd hate to think how he'll annoy you on your honeymoon otherwise.
War-Rock: That and I'd get a good view. >=)
Denpa: HELL NO!

Mionna: You're all being brainwashed by him! Silve said so!
MegaGirl: And just because SHE said you believe it?!?

MegaMan: What? Just because you two aren't ready to get married now, doesn't mean you won't sooner or later.
MegaGirl: Wait then you approve of a wedding?!? ^_^
MegaMan: Errr, wait... O_O

Mionna: So if I kill this Black Heart person, they'll all be saved?
Z: No stupid, I want you to kill Rock, not me... O_O;;;

MegaMan: I'll go with Roll & Subaru, and we'll keep Data with us to keep him out of trouble....
Data: More like MegaMan wants to keep Subaru off Roll....
MegaMan: Do you WANT to go with Jake or Daniel who will kill you for sure?
Data: O_O

Mionna: So, I just became a Zone Cop more recently, think you can show me the ropes?
Z: Do I look like your trainer? I'm not even a cop.
Mionna: ? Then what are you?
Z: An evil sorceress! ^_^

Denpa: ..... Seriously, I need to find some way to get you off my arm...
War-Rock: Well unless you want to lose it...
MegaMan: I can help. *Holds up a chainsaw* After that we can give you a robotic arm.
Denpa: O_O;;;

Z: You must kill the person who did it, Rock is the host, Black Heart made him so. Kill him, it reverses the spell before it kills them.
Mionna: That makes no sense, you should have to kill the person who casted the spell....
Z: >_> Great, a blonde who isn't a total moron, just my luck....

Inutaisho: Rock didn't say anything.... Or else I was ignoring him.
Denpa: Don't remember. ^^;
Data: .... Un, I don't know....
MegaMan: >_> You guys are so much help....

War-Rock: Oh that does it, Subaru we've got to do something!
Denpa: Oh NOW you want to help?

Duo: My best guess would be if she is no longer here than Dr. Weil & Wily have her.
Melody: >_> Yeah I think that's obvious since she can't leave herself...

MegaGirl: Oh god, hurry and get the MEDICAL KIT! HIS BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!
MegaMan: >=( Do you want me to take Subaru's arm off?

Z: .... The one called Rock, he's evil.
Mionna: But isn't he one of the main stars or something? He can't be evil.

MegaMan: Well, someone obviously hates me for some reason.
Inutaisho: Price of being the hero. ^^;

Duo: Alright everyone, if someone is in trouble fire a series of shots into the air, or send your robo animal partner to get the others.
Mionna: But we don't have one.
Z: Don't need one. *Drags Mionna away*

Inutaisho: What are you talking about? I already introduced her to you, and you told her to kill Rock!
Z: .... Why would I do that? If I wanted Rock dead, I'd do it myself.

MegaMan: WILL YOU STOP POPPING IN WHENEVER YOU WANT?!?!?
Xel: Tell the writer to quit forgetting me then. -_-;

Melody: Yeah well judging by the destruction here, I'd say you can be pretty sure they have her....
Inutaisho: Hmmm, who wants to run back and plan the wedding instead? ^^;

Off-Fanfic Episode 44: X Saga Bloopers! Part 4!

Dr. Cain: I can try to reactivate Zero to help, but I need more time before I can reinstall her control chip...
X: -_-; As always, help is available when it's too late...

X: Sure thing, but please stop calling me kiddo?
Mary: Why should I? Stop acting like one.

Mary: That or the transport took too much energy off Dr. Cain's Lab. After all it's not as high powered as the Maverick Hunter Base is.
X: It should be with all the wacked-out experiments he does there....

Serges: If you want these parts you'll have to destroy me.
X: Un, that's what I was planning on doing anyway?

X: Mac said something about most Maverick Hunters either die or turn Maverick.... Is that true?
Iris: Mostly the guys turn Maverick, the girls.... Get caught in the crossfire... That's why all the hunters are as nuts as they are, we can't keep many girls around here, they all end up dead.

Morph Moth: Like your mines worked so well Magna Centipede!
Magna Centipede: Yeah well at least those caused some damage....

X: Are you ever going to stop calling me that?
Mary: Nope, this is my last chance to call you that.

Sigma: I... Don't quite understand... Why did Zero... She is... Last... Of the doctor's creations...
X: Which doctor? Because I was the last of Dr. Light's, and Dr. Cain didn't create her....
Sigma: -_-; Well she wasn't really this doctor's creation either.....

Dr. Cain: But I still might need the remaining parts...
Mary: Can't you borrow pieces from useless Reploids? Like Klutzo?
Double: O_O *Hides*

Zero: Maybe so, but I still don't like you!
X: Wait, I thought you're on my side because it's the right thing to do.
Zero: ^_^; Yeah but these voices in my head want to go the other way.....

Magna Centipede: Yeah well watch as they're attracted to me.
Morph Moth: .... There's only one girl among them, and she's the crazy amazon.
Mary: *Shoves her sickle down his throat*

Alia: Iris sent Unit 12 to the sight but they were attacked.
Mary: Doesn't she know by now all the units except 17 suck?

Mac: I'm Mac, Unit 12's leader. We met a few months ago after Zero was destroyed.
X: We did? I don't remember....
Mac: ^^; Because the writer forgot me....

X: Mary! Get out of there!!!!
Mary: With what? -_-; I can't move my legs remember?

Sigma: Mega Man X, I have lost to you again....
X: And you will in the next game, and the next game, and...
Sigma: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME SAY MY SPEECH?!?

X: .... Are you telling me Zero's gone through this... For years herself?
Iris: Yeah, most of the extras never last long in this series.... -_- Same goes for the girls....

X: Is something jamming it?
Mary: No more like Alia's watching something on TV....

X: Not really, sounds more like a sick twisted world...
Iris: Sounds like paradise to me.... Errr.... I mean yes it's so twisted... ^^;;;

Mary: Great, it's the ghost of Christmas past again....
Dr. Light: No, it's Father Christmas and no presents for you. -_-

Sigma: Wait, Zero! I know your secret! You were destined to follow me!
Zero: And lose all the time? No thanks.

Mary: Tell Zero I'm sorry I couldn't keep my promise......
X: What promise?
Mary: ^^; I still owed her money....

Iris: No one expects you to take her place fully, X.
X: Yeah right that's why I had to take over leading this group. >_>

Dr. Cain: X, it was broken before you were activated. It's a device that teleports you to the location. Unfortunately it has a short range, and only certain places it will work. We can also use it to transport you back here.
X: ..... I think I'm in the wrong series....

Sigma: Look who I found wandering around X!
X: .... Either that's a poor copy, or you dyed Roll's armor for kicks....

Mary: Well we just try to get around.
X: How?
Mary: ... We do this. *Shoves X into the mines* There, now I know where is safe. ^^

X: I've used something like it in the past, just been a while, that's all.
Mary: They had it 100 years ago? Oh boy, if you were tested on that, it explains a lot...
X: .............. >_>

Serges: Hmmm, I'm actually impressed you defeated Agile & Violen....
X: You'll be really impressed when I destroy you!

Zero: Sigma, you should have studied the blueprints closer! There is only one Zero!
Sigma: Oh well, I tried.
Zero: *Glares at X* Though you really didn't think that stupid thing was me, did you?
X: ^_^;

Mary: Ready for another round kiddo?
X: Seriously, is this a game to yoU? >_>

X: Can I ask what made you join the Hunters?
Iris: To get away from my over-protective brother. ^^;

Serges: But you have merely delayed, the inevitable.
X: Is that the Maverick's favorite saying or something? BECAUSE YOU ALL SAY IT!

Zero: Sorry to keep you waiting, bro. The greetings will have to wait.
X: Hello and nice to see you again too, sis. -_-;

X: Alia! Teleport me out fast!!!
Alia: *Not paying attention*
X: THIS PLACE IS ABOUT TO BLOW!!!!
Dr. Cain: Was that X on the line?
Alia: Yeah something about blowing something up, nothing much...
X: -_-; Why me?

Sigma: Fine. If you will not follow me, then I'll watch you die once again!
Zero: I'm like you, I can die 1,000 times and keep coming back!

Dr. Cain: X, don't blame yourself for what happened.
X: Um, everyone keeps dying trying to save my @$$, how would you feel?
Double: ^^; Glad it wasn't me?

X: .... Sigma, this time I'll make sure I destroy you!!!
Sigma: You'll say that everytime, but I'll always come back! ^^

Mary: I'll think about it.
X: *Mutters* Don't hurt yourself...
Mary: *Clobbers X*

X: Roll, there's something you need to know....
Zero: What about Mary? I know....
X: ^^; Er, no... I hope you don't mind but I took over your room......
Zero: -_-;

Alia: I can transport you both from here.
X: Why couldn't you do that before? >_>

Dr. Cain: Yes, it took some time and Douglas' help.
Mary: Great, so we have to worry if it works...
Douglas: *Snorts*

X: Zero!
Zero: O_O OMG HE MADE A FAKE X TOO!!!! HE DIDN'T CALL ME ROLL!
X: >=( Not funny.

Mary: You mean you finally fixed the transporter?
X: .... I've been here 6 months, and it took them that long to fix it?
Mary: ^^; They're pretty slow on equipment repair....

Dr. Cain: And sometimes we can't transport you back once we send you.
X: Why is that?
Douglas: Well the mission would be a lot easier for you if we could always transport you.
Dr. Cain: Yeah, this way we can still have the dramatic walk back from a great fight! ^_^

Sigma: My friend here has a small problem with you.
X: Newflash, we're siblings. We're supposed to fight.

Iris: X! Are you alright?!?
X: I just let my first possible girlfriend die, you think I'm ok?!?

X: Take care of yourself, Zero. I don't have time to put you back together again!
Zero: >_> All you're worried about is not having to go on a search again?
X: HEY! You have no idea how long it took the first time!

Mary: ..... I'm sorry X, looks like it's up to you....
X: Can't I just use your pieces to put you back together like Zero?
Mary: *Throws something to club X in the head* AND RUIN MY TRAGIC DEATH?!?

Off-Fanfic Episode 45: X Saga Bloopers! Part 5!

Dr. Cain: X, now we see terrible confusion all over the world.
X: What's wrong? A Maverick outbreak caused it?
Dr. Cain: NO! Far worse! ....... MY FAVORITE TV PROGRAM WAS CANCELED!!!!
*Everyone sweatdrops*

Zero: And here I thought you were finally going to start calling me Zero....
X: ^_^; Don't you know me better than that?

X: I thought you gave up the Coke-Pulto idea....
Dr. Cain: Never give up a great idea no matter how crazy everyone says you are!

Zero: I NEVER LIKED YOU, YOU LITTLE $#!@$!!!!!
Vile: Oh but what about the time you....
Zero: *BLOWS VILE TO KINGDOM COME*

Sigma: Why.... Why do you win all the time....
X: ^^; Unnn, cause it's my game and my series?

Dr. Light: I'm sorry but you can't be equipped with these powers for very long or they'll overload your system. Life is sometimes cruel, isn't it X..
X: DO YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME?!?

Zero: I got some kind of virus off that weird computer in that lab we were investigating!
Vile: Yeah which Sigma went back to find out that was that freak scientist's lab....
Zero: What?
Vile: Nothing! ^^

Zero: NOBODY GIVES ME A BAD HAIRCUT AND LIVES!!!!!
X: ^^; Unn Roll? I'm going to stand over here while you blow them up for me....
Zero: GOOD! STAY OUT OF MY WAY WHILE I RIP THEM TO PIECES! >=)
X: O_o;

X: Why don't you guys just go back to running? We've got bigger things to deal with then you, and I'd rather not fight if I don't have to.
Zain: Good, then don't fight and just let us blow you up!

Zero: Great..... A Time Machine made and inspired by H.G. Wells and Science Fiction Movies!
X: Well it could be worse, he could have based it off jumping off a bridge.

Vile: I mean with the girly looking hair you'd think morons could figure out, because what guy in his right mind would have that and those boob-like things on your chest?
Zero: There was another male Reploid that had these too... >_>
Vile: Really? O_o; Hmm, I think our creators have sick minds...

Zero: You tried that stupid experiment again?!? You incinerated X!!!!!
Dr. Cain: ^^; At least there's no mess to clean up this time?

Zero: But once in a while, can you PLEASE call me Zero?
X: But it's so much fun to annoy you. ^^

Middy: Techno is my twin brother... We share the same CPU. So if he dies, I also die....
X: WHAT? O_O Why do you have to die if he dies?
Middy: Because Capcom likes to make things tragic. T_T

Zero: And besides, when Sigma met me I hadn't changed my name yet.
Vile: Why did you change your name?
Zero: NONE OF YOUR $#@$@ING BUSINESS!

X: I think dying has had some effect on your mood.
Zero: Let's kill you and see how it affects your mood. >_>

Vile: Yes, but Sigma still speaks of that day, and believes now that you are destined to be a Maverick.
Zero: He thinks everyone will become a Maverick, so that's not going to make a difference!

Zero: I thought you were going to reform!
Spider: ^^; I was but being honest gets ya killed.

Techno: Geemel, you'll get hurt if you disvalue his power.
Geemel: What difference does that make? He'll win anyway because he's the star of the series!

Zero: THOSE RUMORS WEREN'T TRUE AND YOU KNEW IT!
Vile: Still, it was fun. *Snickers*

Zero: Yeah, Sigma's main data was inside the computer. My best guess is you'll have to fight a data form of him.
X: Oh well THAT figures. >>

Vile: Still doesn't explain why you get so ticked off about that, now where as when idiots confuse you for a guy...
Zero: >> DO NOT bring that up how much that happened!

Geemel: Threatening us won't do any good X!
X: ^^; I wish I was threating....

Dr. Cain: Well if Double hadn't knocked over the 24 Pack, that wouldn't have happened!!
X: O_O THE WHAT?!?

Zero: Yet you tried to boost your $@#$@ing ego by pretending it was true!
Vile: Yeah, cause there weren't enough girls around the base, they always got killed!

Middy: ..... You know what, X? I have something to tell you.........
X: Not now! I've gotta get the hacker!
Middy: But the hacker's my brother.....
X: O_O

Zero: Never mind the mad science, how do we bring X back?!
Dr. Cain: Hey! I was trying to find out how to travel through time, not how to come back!

Dr. Cain: To break the protection, there is no other way but to go into the computer as a data form and then crush them all.
X: ^^; Great, so now I become a Navi. Oopppsss, wrong series.

X: Ooookkkkaaayyy.... How is there one of these in the Mother Computer?
Zero: Because Dr. Light was too lazy to build the capsule? ^^;

X: Unnn.... Geemel, if you know any better you'd take my advice and run...... Or else there won't be enough of Zain's body left to tell if he was a Reploid or a CD Player.....
Geemel: I always wanted a CD Player, think I can use the scraps?
X: >>;

Spider: Well done, chump! That's quite a grasp of the obvious you've got there.
X: HEY! At least I don't go around looking like a loser poker player!

Vile: Oh what's wrong Zero? Don't like me anymore?
Zero: NO!
Vile: Oh yeah that's right, you're still leading on Iris pretending to be a guy.
Zero: SHUT THE HELL UP!

X: Why do you think he broke into the history archives anyway?
Zero: Who knows? It's not like we have school in these days...

Zero: Ya, but you blew your lab up after the first attempt!!
Dr. Cain: Well all great science goes wrong the first time!

X: Middy, hold on! We have to evacuate now!
Middy: Can't you let me die in peace?

Middy: Must be a program that can only be unlocked by you being there.
Zero: >> Either that or it was a scrapped capsule program...

X: Why are you.... It can't be. I crushed you!
Zero: You'll find that happens a lot around here. ^^;

X: Awwww man, that was the worst thing he could have done....
Geemel: THAT sensitive about her hair?
X: ^^; You have NO IDEA.

Middy: I'm guessing maybe the data forms aren't as powerful as the real deal?
Double: Either that or X just got ridiculously stronger.

X: Are you ever going to tell me what the hell he did back at Techno's Lab that pissed you off so bad?
Zero: >> Do you WANT to live to finish this rest of these games?

Dr. Light: WOW! I didn't think you could make it here! You're so cool! You're so cool! I'm not worthy!
X: O_o;; Roll, WTF was Dr. Light doing when he created this one? Or did he visit Dr. Cossack and they got drunk that night?

Zain: That does it! I get the cocky girly boy here!
X: O_O *Builds a bomb shelter* You guys should have run when you had the chance....

Geemel: Darn! With this type of situation... I just run away...!
Techno: COWARD! ... Wait, what am I saying? I stay here and I'm dead.... TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Zero: Like I have any idea what goes through his mind?
X: I'm just saying, you did know him...
Zero: It's not like I dated him or anything!!!
X: >_> Why are you so touchy on this subject?

X: The past data don't talk to me, they just scream that they're gonna kill me.
Middy: But don't the normal Mavericks do that too?

Spider: Marino wouldn't come, but you know why she can't come back...
X: Why can't she come back?
Spider: Because she's considered a Maverick...
X: WHAT?!? O_O

Zero: Wait, they were running away one moment, and now they want to fight?
X: Yeah well I've stopped trying to figure these idiots out...

Techno: I didn't expect the past data could be destroyed so easily...
Zain: Of course it's easy, you copied a bunch of morons!

Dr. Cain: The carbonation reacted with the Plutonium and blew it up! But with the soda flat, it causes the perfect chain reaction!
Zero: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!
Dr. Cain: Well he will always be remembered for his sacrifice in the name of science!

Spider: She and I went our separate ways with our bounties.
Zero: In other words, she dumped you.
Spider: -_-;

X: C'mon doc, if you were going to give me something strong, why can't I keep it?
Dr. Light: And let you go through the rest of this series with easy wins?

Dr. Light: Enter this capsule, X. I'll give you the legendary Shotokan moves...
X: Does this look like Street Fighter to you?
Dr. Light: *Wearing Ryu's outfit in the hologram*
X: >_> Okay, this proves it.... He found that hiding place for the Saki, Roll....

Off-Fanfic Episode 46: MegaGirl Bloopers Part 11!

X: Yeah, if Despair doesn't get us, our girlfriends will.
Inutaisho: ^_^; I think we'd be safer with Despair.

Z: Just because the other guys got smacked back to reality by their girlfriends doesn't mean they're not going to be dead after this for drooling at her.
MegaMan: Good thing you're not my girlfriend anymore.
Z: Yeah, because otherwise you'd already be dead.
MegaMan: O_O

Sileo: You're lucky Jake doesn't kill you for what you did.
Blaze: ^^; Well I didn't expect him to find out until after I took Caskett for myself.
Brandon: -_-; I knew there was a reason behind it....

KillerZero: Ailias is just a close friend, that's all!
Zero: Yeah, she's just REALLY close, that's all.
KillerZero: *Stabs Zero*

Zero: What the? How do you have her?!?
Gaukaizer: Because the writer wanted to hurry up this part of the sub plot? ^^;

ImPal: God that lady packs a punch...
Wolf Knight: Think I could ask her out on a date instead?
Spearman: >> Yeah and get your @$$ blown up once you get close to her...

KillerZero: Ailias, let's get you home. You're safe now. Zero, once you are all gathered, I'll telepathically send you the location through your Hyper Mode.
Zero: Since when are you a psychic?

MegaMan: Doesn't explain hitting me still...
Z: Need a show you a list of reasons?

Siya: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS?!?!
Guys: *Still drooling*
Sileo: Simple, they're horny men. -_-

MegaMan: Where'd Xel go? Didn't he transfer with us?
MegaGirl: Maybe the writer forgot him again. ^^;

Aquarius: Girlfriend? What girlfriend?
X: O_O Unn... Whoops? ^^;

Sileo: STOP LOOKING AT HER!
D-Nightmare: Think you could have a makeover when we get back?
Sileo: *Blows D-Nightmare into the air*
D-Nightmare: IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!

MegaMari: .... You people have issues.
Zero: >_> No only these morons have the issues.

Sileo: WILL YOU GUYS WAKE UP?!!??"
Guys: Don't want to... *Drooling*

MegaMari: ..... You were drooling over the enemy?
Soldierman: You would have had to see her. ^^;
Marino: >> Now I know what Caskett meant by perverted...

Melody: ... The Dual Shot-Cannons... That was the seventh stage of charging...
War-Rock: Seriously, is she a human dictionary or something?

Z: Well I WAS your girlfriend but now I see that your attitude I could never put up with. Seeing this side of you is what disturbs me. And you not even knowing the real me bothered me further, how else could you have fallen for that trap and ACTUALLY believe I'd be that evil?
MegaMan: ^_^; Just a little? *Turns chibi in fear*

Zero: She's a grim reaper for robot souls. HEY KILLERZERO! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE NOW!
*A skull bonks Zero in the head*
Mother Elf: ^^; Interesting way to call him...

Z: Eh, it looked like fun so I thought I'd join in.
MegaMan: T_T So if they kill them you'll find that fun too?
Z: ^_^ Sure!

War-Rock: She's funny when she's jealous.
Denpa: >> If I ever get you off my arm I'm taking a Zeus Hammer to that Tranzer.

Xel: Shall I teleport us all there to get there faster?
MegaMan: >> And how can we be sure you won't teleport us to Timbuktu?
Xel: That is a secret! ;)

Melody: I think that arrow was to finish off the group here.
MegaMan: >_> What was your first clue?

Zero: Hey, you can track near dead robots right?
KillerZero: >> I'm not reviving you or someone for you again.

Wolf Knight: Hey, can we help if she's the hottest girl we've ever seen?
Spearman: Yeah she can beat me up anytime!
Angelman: Yeah unlike some girls that look bad and beat you up anyway.

Gaukaizer: The warp gate didn't have these coordinates.
MegaMari: Can I just throw an exploding potion at him now?
Duo: -_-;

War-Rock: Man... Blaze was right, she is hot.....
Denpa: *Smacks forehead* If I could remove you off my arm I'd go send her to meet you.

Sileo: Blaze, shut up before I kill you.
Melody: No way, I get to do that first.

Mother Elf: There... In human form they might have died if left here untreated.
X: Why is it we always save them at the last minute?
MegaGirl: ^^; Because it's more dramatic that way?

X: I mean, why else do you care that I was looking at her?
Aquarius: Because I don't like sick perverts drooling? ^^;

KillerZero: You did get her! But did you have to almost kill her?!?
Zero: >_> Hey, she's alive isn't she? You're lucky she is after what she's done.

Inutaisho: You know how that psycho priest comes and goes.
Denpa: Yeah which normally means trouble. >>

D-Nightmare: Gourry, you've really gotta work on your landings.
Gourry: Oh sure, like you guys land so perfectly!
All the girls: *Kills Angelman*

Sileo: Kill him first, then your boyfriend.
Valiya: I think there's too long of a waiting list to kill Blaze. ^^;

Gaukaizer: Let's just say that the place where I was originally stationed at didn't know about this area.
Protoman: Why's that?
D-Nightmare: Um, have you seen this place? Most could easily skip it because it's a war zone.

Melody: That was her attack, the Sagitta. Thank god it wasn't charged.
Protoman: What would have happened if it was charged?
Melody: ^_^; We'd be all dead.
Inutaisho: I think I hear Nana calling, let's get out of here!

Wolf Knight: But man.... She was hot!
MegaMari: >> You found the person who was about to kill you attractive?

Pandora: And why didn't you just use the teleporter?
Gourry: Because Nana's asleep at the controls.
D-Nightmare: -_- Figures.

Marino: ... We really got beaten by her easily, none of our attacks worked.
Inutaisho: Which means we're screwed. Hey Caskett, how about having an early wedding so we can get far away from here? ^^;

Mother Elf: I healed the damaged you caused. The girl is fine that you poisoned.
Ailias: I DID WHAT? O_O Oh no!
KillerZero: *Smacks forehead* Don't tell her that! She'll want to commit suicide!
Zero: Oh come on, you're kidding right?
KillerZero: *Dead serious face*
Zero: O_O You're not kidding....

Protoman: Then how did you get here from Zone Cop HQ? You're not making any sense...
Gaukaizer: Because the writer thought it would be funny for me to come crashing in.
Zero: Eh, happens to a lot of us.

MegaGirl: Don't have much of a choice, what if the others are in danger?
MegaMan: I think they'll be safer without psycho priest's help.

Zero: Oh that's why you wanted me to save her...
Mother Elf: Oh, so she's your girlfriend?
KillerZero: SHUT UP! SHE IS NOT!
Ailias: I'm not? :( I'm hurt KZ....
KillerZero: No no no Ailias!!! Don't cry!

MegaMari: Okay, romance later, destroy crazy lady first!
Inutaisho: Which one? >_>;

Off-Fanfic Episode 47: Fall of the UnderNet Bloopers!

Gateman: Yeah right. The minute I get down there you guys are going to kill me!
Everyone: AND?!!?!? What do you expect us to thank you for dropping us in here like garbage?
Gateman: ^_^;; Er, yes?

Chainsawman: Is it me or is everyone losing their sanity?
Kage: >_> You only just noticed this now?

Kage: I was just paying a visit, is all.
Serenade: Only a visit?!? I barely get to see you as it is I thought we had a date?!?
Kage: ^_^; Sorry my queen.

Spearman: There isn't going to be any of him left by the time you two stop this crap.
Both girls: At least she won't have him then!

Ailias: Yeah, he was retrieving me... Gateman dropped me in there too.
Zero: Gateman has issues...

Mr. Blue Nose: Lizzie decided to stay with her boyfriend Anthony, and Snippy's just darn jealous so he stayed around to keep trying to fight for her.
Spotty: Because he's stupid and never told Lizzie he likes her and now is crazy jealous because another guy had the guts he didn't have.

Angelman: That's the last time I'm flying into a gate. Ow!
Zero: Why did you fly?
Angelman: Because I thought he was dropping me into a pit again.

Kage: How does it feel to face the Devil's Hellhounds?!
Bass: >_> You're such a chicken that you have to sick your bloody dogs on me?

Metal Shark Player: Who doesn't want to kill Gateman by now?
D-Nightmare: Only those that are new to the fanfiction.

Bass: Why don't you get lost and go back to little bitch Serenade?
Kage: Yeah well at least I get some every now and then.
Bass: Evil

Haloman: Seriously, can't you just pick on of them?
ImPal: I can't because I want to live.

Serenade: Dammit, something ALWAYS interrupts...
Kage: *Growls* I need to kidnap you one of these days.

Zero: I think I'll offer my Z-Saber to Gateman's pain as well.
Metal Shark Player: Why not just dump him in the recycle pit?
Angelman: And take away our fun of beating him up?

Gateman: You can talk to me from here, I'm safe this way.
Virina: Not for long. *Creates a virus portal and dumps Gateman into the pile*

Mary: Good. At least be glad you don't have the same problem as your Operator.
Spearman: ^_^; Not his fault Lizzie attracts a ton of idiots.

Black Navi: What you should really be worried about is your own life....
Kage: Oh wow, you must really not be from around here if you don't know how much you should be worried about that for yourself!

Kage: What are you laughing about idiot?
Copyman: At the idiot in front of me?

Ryan: Whoever wins this match, is gonna get PWNED by me!
Lan: >_> I thought no one in the world could be even more stupid than Dex... I stand corrected.

Spearman: Someone kill me if that ever happens to me....
Mary: *_* May I?

Mr. Puddles: Still don't get why Lizzie & Snippy decided not to come with us.
Jane: Simple, they got smart and decided to get away from us.

Yuna: Why do you enjoy causing trouble?
Gateman: Revenge.
Zero: What for?
Gateman: Because I never got to be a Ranked Navi! Cry

Haloman: Yeah but poor Pala, having to deal with whinny Kiya as a sister-in-law.
ImPal: I'd rather have whinny then a psycho crazy girl for a sister-in-law...
Mary: WHAT WAS THAT?!?

Metal Shark Player: Nope, he dropped him into the pit.... Hope he doesn't get recycled....
D-Nightmare: Maybe it'll improve him?

Serenade: Decoy? I didn't send Copyman to do anything....
Kage: Oh you're sure you didn't send him to lure me in here?
Serenade: Now why would I want to do that? Megaman Twisted

Kage: What is your purpose for being here, and why the hell are you following me?
Bass: Because I felt like it? ^^;

Xel: Though don't either of you remember where it is?
Elie: >_> I lost my memory and Spotty has the memory of a pin.

Kage: You think I'll allow this darkness to control me? Wow. You don't know anything. Darkness is used for the wrong reasons, and is wasted on the weak. Sigma uses the power of darkness for selfish gain, but he does not know how to truly use it. Besides the simple fact that he's DEAD!
Mirror: Where have you been? Sigma never dies he always finds some impossible way to come back!

Speakie: Squawk! Yeah to the point that he and Port are fighting together to try to get her from Anthony!
Spotty: Port doesn't stand a chance in hell, Anthony's safe there.

Gateman: I hit Angelmon because he was saying he hated me.
Mary: WE ALL HATE YOU! IT'S A KNOWN FACT!
Gateman: *Drops 20 gates on Mary's head*

Spearman: Errr.... Don't worry about that Mary, I know much better then to ever cheat on you. You beat me up enough when you're not mad at me.
Mary: *_* Which reminds me, it's been 5 minutes since your last beating.

Kage: Bass.... Focus on your Darkness, not on winning. When you fight Megaman, you aren't in focus with your powers.
Bass: You mean all this time that's why I keep losing?

Serenade: Unless you're trying to make an excuse for coming here.....
Kage: *Innocent whistle* Now why would I do that?

Jane: Yeah, everyone makes it sound like she's crazy.
Xel: Crazy for normal people or crazy for this crew?
Elie: >_> *Fireballs Xel off the ship*

Kage: You heard the queen, now get out of here or I'll throw you all out myself!
ImPal: Great, now we'll have psycho Kage to go with evil Serenade.

Paladinman: I would've thought that the Undernet would have better chips than that.....
Gateman: This place? Please with all you idiots stealing all the good chips that's all I can find.

Kage: I saw your attack coming. Don't think I didn't notice. Be glad I'm choosing not to destroy your current body.
Copyman: >_> You're the one that challenged me, remember?

Bass: And here I thought you were whacked before.... Picking on a stupid mirror..... It's supposed to confuse you.
Kage: What good will that do?
Bass: Well since you confuse everyone else around here it tried to do it back to you.

Serenade: Training all the time and not her to protect me? Then running around behind my back.... I think a little punishment is in order.
Kage: >=) Whatever you find best my queen.

Angelman: This is a Recover10!
Gateman: Well if you're going to complain out it... *Drops another gate on Angelman's head*

Tron: You sure you can get it to point in the right direction?
Elie: All I have to do is think of the last person I want to see right now and make a few exceptions and it'll work.

Kage: Thats it! Keep fighting! Show me your power! Hurry! Hurry up! Hurry!!!
Bass: You're in a hurry to die or something?
Kage: No you idiot I have a date with Serenade and don't want to waste time with you!

Gateman: Sorry! I meant to have you all standing, but I messed up.
ImPal: >_> Where have I heard that before?

Serenade: I'm gonna lose it soon from all of this madness.
Martina: Are you sure you haven't already lost it?
Serenade: Mega Mad

Elie: If a certain someone would have trusted me with my memories in the first place they wouldn't have gotten corrupted.
Spotty: Can I help it if Hikari didn't program it right?

Mirror: How dare you??? Don't you know breaking a mirror is 7 years BAD LUCK???
Kage: Well I already have 20 years of it, so 7 more won't be so bad.

Angelman: Yeah right! You know he did that just because I helped Mary beat the crap out of him last time!
Gateman: She doesn't need help! So you got what you deserved.

Kage: I've really got to get you out of here one of these days, doesn't the queen deserve a vacation?
Serenade: If I ever left here I would never want to come back.

Kage: I can end your life, simply by shattering the mirror, and then there will be no more existence for you. Let's see.... Shall I take the mirror? Or Destroy it?
DS Kage: What would you want with a mirror? Can't get enough of yourself?
Kage: *Growls and breaks the mirror on DS' head*

Kage: Hmmm, which I owe a thank you still to that Xellious guy for setting it up.
Serenade: It almost got us all killed.
Kage: Minor set back.

Angelman: GATEMAN!!!!! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE ON THE DOUBLE!!
*Note falls on his head*
Note: Sorry, the gate service is unable to forward your call at this time, please call back again when you're not in kill mode.

Elie: Starting to wish of everything that got corrupted from my memories I could have forgotten THAT.
Spotty: ^_^; Well it's not like I pick and choose your memories.

Roll: What kind of Navi keeps a Recover 10 on them?
Gateman: What? You expect me to give him one of my good chips?

Kage: You can do Better! You aren't the Bass I fought before in the Under War!
Bass: Of course not, I've been deleted and brought back how many times by now?

Kage: Gospel Cannon is old news, try something different.
Bass: Do I mock your out dated moves?
Kage: At least I don't beat them with a dead horse...

Kage: I have no idea what you are speaking of, my lord.
Serenade: You know the stupid act never works on me.
Kage: Well it works for your other followers. ^^;

Kage: I learned this from you, BASS!! CHAOS NIGHTMARE!!
Bass: So now you have to steal moves from me?!?

D-Nightmare: Your gate dropped him into one of the recycling pits!
Gateman: Thought it could recycle his attitude.

Kage: Hmm, my mind must be a little foggy.
Serenade: Isn't it always like that?

Chainsawman: Gateman's as bad as a mugger... I should treat him the same...
Zero: Would you please? It would bring many of us some joy if you treat him like that.
Angelman: Yeah seeing him scream like a girl would be a funny sight.

Spotty: Tron, you know very well Elie can work it better than any of us.
Elie: Yes because I'm the only here that knows what they want unlike the scatter-brained idiots you call crew members that hang out here.

Mokona: I'm afraid the day has come.
Kage: The Fall of the Undernet?
Mokona: No, the day Mokona only gets a few lines out and has to wait until half way through the story before he's shown again! T_T

Kage: What do you have in mind, my queen?
Serenade: >_> If you're going to keep playing stupid. *Walks away*
Kage: Eeek NO WAIT!

Mirror: You'll become a mindless Zombie following the lowest Viruses of the UnderNet like Sigma for the rest of your life?
Kage: Where have you been these last few fics? CAN'T YOU PEOPLE GET NEW VILLIANS?!?

Off-Fanfic Episode 48: Fall of the UnderNet Bloopers! Part 2

Elie: Okay then smarty pants, you tell me what's going on!
Xel: ;) That is a secret!

Xel: Oh god help the poor kid, hopefully he has his mother's brains to survive.
Spotty: >_> If that wasn't even remotely true I'd kill you right now.

Brandon: I should have found some way to stop her from going......
Morgan: ^_^ Oh Brandon I love how you care so much about others.
Brandon: ........ ^^;;; That's not the real reason I'm beating myself up over it...

Cali: It was that Inverse girl wasn't it?!? That bitchy girl that was here last time!
Elie: Oh you think I was bitchy LAST TIME?!?!? *Gets a Giga Ranga Blade ready*

Amber: Welcome to Korrupt Broken Toys, can I help you find something?
Brandon: *Blinks* KB Toys? Why does that sound familiar?

Daniel: Oh my god. I'm not sure what's more funny: Keith getting a flying lesson or you getting soaked.
Xel: I know what's even better... -_- *Dragon Slaves Daniel*

Amber: I wish I was rich, I'd buy a house and burn it down because I've always wanted to burn a house down!
Brandon: ........ Can I give you the stuff you need and the address of a place to burn down? You see there's this guy Xellious Noon...
Morgan: BRANDON!!!

Spotty: Sorry boy, looks like you take after me.
Treble: :meeek: OH GOD HELP ME!

Hawk: Take him away, We can take him to the base and 'reprogram' him. We always need more cannon fooder.
Twiggy: NO WAY $#$%#@ YOU!
Hawk: *Blows up Twiggy with a cannon*
Bonbon: YAY!!!!!!!!!!! :mebiggrin:

Cali: Nothing could poison him any further than he already am.
Xel: She's got a point there...

Brandon: Then why am I always finding you around her?
Blaze: Because she follows me around? ^^;

Elie: I can't leave you alone for two seconds?
Tron: Don't you know them better by now?

Soldier: YOU GOT THE OBJECTIVES IN YOUR IMPLANTS GUYS! LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!
Bonbon: :meeek: Did he say implants?!?

Xel: She's an old friend of mine and a fortune teller.
Daniel: Meaning she's a mad woman and we can't trust her.

Amber: Oh and I've always wanted to break my left leg!
Morgan: .......... Do you need help doing it?

D-Nightmare: .... I'm going to kill Gateman one of these days.
Bugger: Take a number and get in line.

Kathryn: ....... Never seen that moron, he looks like a pervert.
Brandon: Sometimes I wonder if he is...

Cali: Only 'cause him love me....
Elie: >_> Yeah sure he loves you so much he wants you in heaven before him so you can open the gates for him.
Cali: ^_^ See? You do understand my meaning.
Everyone: *Sweatdrop*

Morgan: Then why were you dancing with that Kathryn girl?!?
Brandon: She was giving me lessons? ^^;

Spotty: My head's in a fog, why?
Xel: Well at least we know he's normal.

Kathryn: Please pay for this quickly before I have a meltdown....
Brandon: I'm surprised you still have a mind left being around them.

Spotty: You know my mother, GOD KNOWS what side effect this potion has!
Treble: Like what?
Xel: Oh like things can drop off, lose hair, lose your mind, death...

Daniel: Anyone that had anything to do with that would be lucky if the came out a 1/10 sane.
Elie: Yes we know his, now what is everyone else in this crew's excuse?

Cali: Did I not raise you rightum 'n stuff? I teach you wrong? You let yourself look like hell now, and you were handsome last 'um time I saw'em you!
Treble: What's with this lady? Did she eat a bag of marbles or something?

Kathryn: .......... Well he looks like it, and I would blow him away if he came near me.
Brandon: We've gotta get together sometime on that. >=)

Elie: Yes.... I wonder if it might have something to do with DJ's idea for a get-together with the Pirate Lords so suddenly.
Mr. Blue Nose: Of course! These things are always connected!

Morgan: And you owe me for not dancing with me at that wedding!
Brandon: I didn't even want to go to that wedding, so it doesn't count? ^^;

Elie: It's bad enough you have to meet her.
Xel: ^_^ Aww, don't you guys want your kids to meet their grandparents?
Spotty: I wouldn't want them to even know about them if I could help it!

Amber: You are my Navi because you're the only one who likes my stories.
Brandon: >_> Gee I wonder why...

Spotty: Tastes like something died in it!
Cali: Well that's the only way to get some body into it!

Amber: I don't know, were you the one who hit me in the head with a book? That was really funny.
Brandon: -_-; If I'm not can I hit you with one now?

Elie: Why haven't I Giga Slaved that moron by now?
Xel: ^_^ Because you guys could never get along without me?
Elie: :memad: *Giga Ragna Blades Xel*

Brandon: You love the fact that I'm rich don't you?
Morgan: :mebiggrin: Who wouldn't?

Elie: Yes, and maybe when this is all over we can go back to being a family again....
Xel: ^_^ And what a little dysfunctional family we are.

Morgan: .... Brandon, what's wrong with you?
Brandon: ... ^^; I'm in love with Kathryn.
Morgan: WHAT?!?!? *Kills Brandon*

Cali: Junior? Little Spotty?
Jane: Little Spotty? *Blinks*
Elie: Well I know he's a bit small in...
Spotty: HEY! :anger: