Comics:
Check your email.
I guess his Outlook wasn't open all the time.

Calvin & Hobbes
There are often questions even I can't answer.
I often blame it on something greater.

Pick-Up Line
Corny, ain't it?

Mooner
If you're gonna flash someone...

About having sex
Do you suppose they need more info?

Taliban Singles Online
Let's see what kind of search results we get.

Office Assistant
You know Clippy has had a bad day when it gives you attitude.

MS Word Tools
Now those are the sort of options I want to see in Word!

PowerPup
Even Microsoft can't train this dog to behave.