Author's Notes: I was listening to the song and decided to do my first attempt at a songfic parody thingymajig. Just read it already! Don't forget to review as well. It'll help me out. Would be using the original Japanese names so YST! Takes place during the series but has no relevance to it. It is humor! Yuli/Jun bashing but all in good fun. PG so it's not that bad.

If you didn't already know the Japanese counterparts to RW (what kind of RW fans are you if you don't?), then the YST counterparts are:
Ronin Warriors/Yoroiden Samurai Troopers
Ryo=Ryo Sage=Seiji Cye=Shin Kento=Shuu Rowen=Touma Mia=Nasuti Yuli=Jun
Warlords/Masho
Kayura=Kayura Sekhmet=Naaza Dais=Rajura Anubis=Shuten Cale=Anubisu Talpa=Arago

Disclaimers: Yoroiden Samurai Troopers is owned by Sunrise Inc. Ronin Warriors is owned by Graz Entertainment. Songs and singers owned by whoever sang, wrote, produced them which is not me. Names, images, etc, are © of their respective creator(s). I'm only using them for entertainment but nonprofit purposes only. Just don't wanna be sued!! No cash! Thanks much. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~The Youjakai~~~

"Baka Naaza!" Kayura hissed after clearing away some of his chemicals and poisons from the dinner table. "Why kind of idiot makes poison where we eat dinner? I should leave it and hope it gets into his food!" Kayura muttered. "But then he's immune to all poisons so luck will have it, everyone else will get sick instead. Arago-sama will fire him for sure if he gets poisoned!" Suddenly Kayura got the best idea for beating the Troopers. "Poison in their food!"

"Nani?" Naaza walked in. "Kayura, I told you not to touch my stuff! Now all my experiments are ruined!" Naaza pushed her away and grabbed back all his notes and poisons.

"Ne, Naaza! I had a great idea! Let's poison the Trooper's food!" Kayura tried to take back some of Naaza's poison.

"Ara, why didn't I think of that?" Naaza looked at his chemicals.

"Because you were probably testing the poisons on yourself." Kayura replied. "Now which one will kill them the fastest?"

"Kill them? No no." Naaza shook his head. "First we play with them and then we kill them!"

"But Arago-sama will kill us if he finds out that we could have killed them right away but didn't!" Kayura looked at Naaza dubiously.

"Trust me. My way's much more fun." Naaza grinned evilly. "Follow me!" Naaza walked quickly to his lab, tailed by Kayura.

"We'll take this and this and this and oh, can't forget about that!" Naaza pointed to a nasty looking yellow red chemical. Kayura picked it up and followed Naaza's directions to mix the poisons into one. This poison won't be potent enough to kill but will do much more damage.

"Now we go the that Yagyu woman's house and prepare!" Naaza cried looking at the poison, in powder and liquid form.

~~~Shinjuku~~~

Waiting last night, in front of a music jam
(Touma: What? Where? Where?)

"Touma-niichan!" Jun waved over the blue haired teen. Jun was waiting for the new Aaron Carter cd to come out in Japan and he made sure Touma brought him so he could buy it. Ryo, Seiji, and Touma all walked over.

"Ne, Jun. Why do you like that American blonde singer? He can't even sing right!" Touma walked and looked at the cd Jun was holding tightly in his hand. Seiji agreed.

"He looks like you, Seiji-nichan!" Jun said, shoving the cd cover in Seiji's face.

"Nani? He does not!" Seiji grabbed the cd and Ryo snickered.

"The resemblance is remarkable, Seiji." Ryo laughed. "Are you going to be a pop star now?"

"I like Aaron-san because I wanna be just like him!" Jun cried excitedly. "Aaron Carter-san is the best singer ever!" Jun started to sing one of Aaron Carter's songs and Touma covered his ears.

"Urusai, Jun!" Touma whacked the boy over the head. Hard.

"Wahh!! Touma-niichan's being abusive! Again!" Jun started wailing loudly. Everyone in the music store turned to look at the group. "Wah... Touma-nichan promised Nasuti-nechan that he'd stop hitting me!" continued on Jun. Touma sweatdropped and he quickly clapped his hands over the boy's mouth.

"I only promised Nasuti that so she'd give me back my books. Ara, I have a headache now." Touma sighed heavily, releasing Jun's mouth. "Let's go home." Jun nodded and skipped after the three guys after paying for the cd.

Woo...fantasy
Saw a dinosaur awaken a little

On the ride home, Jun stared out the window and thought he saw someone familiar.

"Naaza ka?" Jun squinted to see better as the car passed by a green haired man walking out of a music store on the streets of Shinjuku. The man quickly grabbed a young woman and the two ducked their heads.

"Nani?" Touma asked, never taking his eye off the road.

"Nanimonai." Jun said quickly, thinking Touma might hit him for being stupid. Ryo might just hit him period. And Seiji, well Seiji would probably spear his with Korin-ken and ask Ryo to roast him in Mt. Fuji.

(Shuu: Probably magic)
Woo...mystery

No one was inside when Naaza and Kayura snuck in. "Baka Naaza. That kid almost saw you in Shinjuku!" Kayura hissed, ducking low as she passed by the kitchen windows.

"Demo, I needed to get the new Aaron Carter cd! I waited forever for it!" Naaza whined back.

"Baka..." Kayura muttered under her breath. "Where should I put this stuff?"

"In everything they will eat. Put some in the spices too!" Naaza replied, opening the cereal boxes on the table. "Just a little bit of this will make them all hallucinate and then we'll have some fun tonight!" Naaza snickered, pouring in some powder and sifting it through the cereal while Kayura poured some poison in the sauces near the stove.

"Also put some in their medicines as well." Naaza ordered.

"Hai!" Kayura headed upstairs to all the medicine cabinets.

"Everything they might eat will be contaminate by my special poison!"

Naaza and Kayura ran around the whole house, putting some of Naaza's poison in everything edible that they could find, including Touma's stash of candy and Shuu's stash of junk food but not before Naaza stole some from both.

"Hey, they're coming back! Let's go!" Naaza shouted upstairs as he saw the red Samurai Jeep driving up on the road. "C'mon. That's enough!" Kayura ran downstairs. The two quickly grabbed everything and teleported away as the front door opened.

I made some medicine Watch me give some to it

"We're the first ones back." Touma said, seeing no one else's shoes near the door. "My head! I swear I'll never bring you shopping again if you start singing in the streets, claiming you're Aaron Carter, Jun!"

"But those tourists believe me! They even took a picture with me!" Jun whined. "I'm good!!" Jun started singing again.

"Agh!!' Touma grabbed his head and stumbled upstairs for some aspirin. Yanking open the medicine cabinet, he popped half the bottle in his mouth and swallowed. "Please take effect soon." he muttered. Little did he know that the effect he wanted was not what he was going to get. Soon Touma began to feel the effects of Naaza's poison.

Downstairs, Ryo went to the stove and saw some soup left over that could be heated up.

"I'm starving." Ryo looked in the pot. "Seiji, you want some soup?" Ryo shouted to Seiji in the living room.

"Hai!" Seiji called back watching Jun dance around the room in an imitation to Aaron Carter's music video. He was already munching on some potato chips but soup would fill him up much better.

Ryo took the salt and added some in the soup for flavor. Kayura had already put some poison in the soup and now he was just strengthening the dose. Ryo took a spoon and dipped it in and tasted it.

"Still needs more." Ryo added a considerate amount of salt and tasted the soup repeatedly until he found it just right.

Rode on his back, everyone scratching a beat
(Seiji: One, two, three, four)
Woo...harmony

Jun was still singing his song to Seiji's annoyance. Stumbling and half falling down the stairs came Touma. He started joining in the chorus, his voice higher than normal. Seiji raised an eyebrow but didn't question it. He was starting to feel a little strange himself but ignored it as he grabbed another handful and raised it to his mouth.

Even skyscrapers looked tiny
(Ryo: Hobbies are tea and flowers)
Woo..funky trip

Touma tripped over his own feet as his vision swam. He fell on the floor and stared up at Jun and Seiji, who was acting just as strange.

"Whoa...Jun you're giant.." Touma said from the floor, looking up. "So big...Jun when did you grow so big?"

Jun looked at him strangely. "Touma-niichan, daijobu ka?"

"My hands are huge!" Touma's eyes widened as he studied his hands. To him, everything was out of proportion as the poison worked through his system. Squealing in delight, Touma sat up quickly. "I shrunk! Wai! Wai! I'm small! Chibi Touma rules the house!" Touma shouted in glee before running upstairs to Nasuti's bedroom.

Caught a cold, at that kid's window
We appeared...

"Food's ready!" Ryo slurred from the kitchen. He took out four bowls and dropped them. Giggling, he picked them back up. "Ooh, hats! Nasuti bought me a hat!" Ryo stacked the four bowls on his head and went out to show the others.

Jun's eyes widened at the sight of Ryo strutting down the hallway, modeling his new hats. Walking backwards slowly, he waited for Ryo to calm down but Ryo didn't. Ryo began to spin around on an imaginary catwalk, dancing to a song only he could hear.

"Ryo, why are you wearing a bra on your head?" Seiji asked, dropping his handful of chips onto the floor and coming over.

"Nani?" Jun whirled around, blushing. The conversation was becoming too adult for him so he ran upstairs to his room.

Seiji walked up to Ryo and took off two bowls and pressed them against Ryo's chest.

"Now you got breasts!" Seiji exclaimed, shocked. Ryo gasped as Seiji's words struck true in his mind.

"I'm a woman?!?" Ryo screeched in horror.

"B cups, Ryo. Didn't know you have it in you..." Seiji admired Ryo's talent.

"Me neither!" Ryo stared at the bowls. "How'd I get breasts?"

"Flaunt it, baby!" Seiji smacked Ryo on the back. Ryo pressed the bowls against his chest and stumbled forward.

"I'm a woman." Ryo said stupidly.

"Be proud! Say yes to it! I AM a woman!" Seiji encouraged.

"I am a woman!" Ryo repeated, this time with a bit more energy.

"No! I AM a woman!" Seeiji said forcefully.

"I AM a woman!" Ryo shouted loudly. "I AM a woman!" Seiji nodded as Ryo walked around shouting his pride.

"I AM A WOMAN!" Ryo shouted as the front door opened to reveal Nasuti, Shin and Shuu.

It's the time to jump onto this dream That kid's eyes sparkled It isn't a dream, it isn't a dream, this is the truth

"What the hell?" Shuu asked. Shin was biting his bottom lip to contain his laughter as Ryo still pranced around the room, holding the bowls and shouting, "I AM A WOMAN!"

"Ryo?" Nasuti interrupted Ryo's chanting. "Seiji, what are you two doing?" Nasuti asked as Shuu walked past both.

He was hungry and not even seeing Ryo proclaim his new found sexuality was going to stop him from eating something. Rummaging inside the refrigerator found him a sandwich. Adding some tainted mustard and mayonnaise, he quickly devoured the sandwich in three big bites.

Well, come out and we'll fly together
(Ryo: Armor up)
Woo..fantasy

"I fly! I fly!" Touma's shouting was heard from upstairs. Nasuti and Shin went upstairs to check it out while Seiji helped Ryo reassert himself. The chanting continued with Seiji taking the other two bowls off Ryo's head and using it for himself. Seiji joined Ryo's chanting as the two paraded around the lower floor. Nasuti and Shin followed the shouts of "I fly!" to her bedroom. Opening the door, they saw the room totaled. Amid it all was Touma sitting with what appeared to be a bunch of shirts glued to his back and supported by hangers.

"What are you doing?" Nasuti screeched as she realized it was all her best shirts.

"I wanted to fly! And now I can! Watch me!" Touma got to his feet and jumped on Nasuti's bed. "I can fly!!" Touma took a big leap off the bed and flew through the air and into the wall.

Shin cracked up behind Nasuti. Doubling over in uncontrollable laughter, he didn't see Nasuti's foot coming to kick his head.

"Ow!" Shin cried as he was kicked backward. He lost his balance and fell to the floor.

Even Peter Pan can't rival this night
(Ryo: Double Flame Cut)
Woo...mystery
Before the night ends, to a southern island
We go

"What is going on?" Nasuti said in rage. Everyone was acting all crazy and she wondered if the fight against Arago had finally made them all crack. "Do you all need to see doctor or something?" Nasuti walked over to Touma who was picking himself up. Touma sat up and checked his fairy wings.

"If I lose these wings, I'll never fly." he whined pitifully. Nasuti just sighed. She yanked touma to his feet and pulled Touma along as she went back downstairs. She nudged Shin with her foot until he revived and told him to take something for the lump that was forming on his head.

"What happened?" Shin asked, rubbing his head painfully.

"You ran into Touma when he was flying." Nasuti lied before moving on. Shin shrugged and got to the medicine cabinet and swallowed the other half of the bottle of aspirin. It didn't take long before the aspirin kicked in.

Surely the dinosaur wants to eat bananas
(Seiji: I like pumpkin)
Woo...crazy

Ryo, Seiji and Shuu had disappeared from the living room.

"Minna!" Nasuti shouted. "Doko wa?" Touma's wings were fluttering behind him. Nasuti became very annoyed when she suddenly realized she never saw Jun. "Wait here." Nasuti ordered Touma.

"Hai!" Touma said while eyeing the tall trees outside.

Nasuti went upstairs to Jun's bedroom but didn't find him. Instead, he was in Touma's room snacking on the hidden stash of candy he found.

"Jun, you'll ruin your dinner!" Nasuti scolded. Jun looked at her, paled and began screaming.

"NANI?" Nasuti took a few steps back as Jun continued screaming in fear.

"ARAGO!! ARAGO!!" Jun shouted and Nasuti turned, thinking Arago was behind her. Jun slipped by her as her back was turned. He ran down the stairs to the front door and hightailed it out of the house.

Then we lie on the sand to sleep and see stars
(Shuu: Oh. Everyone: Arago!)
Woo...funky trip

"Jun!" Nasuti called after him as she chased him out the front door. The distant screams of Arago faded out. Suddenly, Nasuti heard Shuu's voice.

"ARAGO!!" Shuu called out. "How dare you come here? And dressed like a rabbit too? That's sick!"

"Shuu?" Nasuti walked backwards as Shuu advanced on her.

"Die! Arago! I won't be tricked by your disguise as a rabbit!" Shuu armored up as Kongo.

"I'm not Arago!" Nasuti shouted at him. Kongo no Shuu stopped and looked at her carefully.

"Hot dog!!" he cried happily. "Hot dog! Hot dog! Wai! Giant hot dog!!" Kongo no Shuu chased after Nasuti who ran into the forest.

"LET ME EAT YOOUUU!!!" Kongo no Shuu's voice also faded as he disappeared in the forest.

The cold is healed, if you can hear the sound of the waves
Midnight Party

Byakuen walked into the empty house. Everyone was missing. He padded over down the basement where Ryo kept his food dish. He was starving after running around the forest all day. Sniffing the food, he detected a strange smell but gobbled up the food anyway since no one was around to get him something better. In mid bite, Byakuen heard shouting. Something sounding like the enemy's name. He ran outside to see Jun running and squealing. Byakuen blinked a few times and Jun turned into a large steak. Now that was something worth eating. Byakuen took off in a gallop after the slab of meat, drooling.

Hanging on the wall is a "Shaga-ru" drawing
The secret door to go to and from
Believe, believe, you must

"I believe I can fly!" Touma's lone voice sang out from atop a tree as he prepared to take flight. "I believe I can touch the sky! I dream about it every night and day! Spread my wings and fly away! I think about it every night and day! I CAN FLY!!!" Touma gathered all his energy and bent down. Ready to jump, he nearly lost his balance as someone called up to him.

"An angel! I will save you!" Shin called out, thinking Touma was a lost angel.

"I fly!" Touma called out before jumping. The wind whipped past him as he fell straight down below to the ground.

"I got you!" Shin called up, running to meet Touma. Shin dove and slid, catching Touma in his arms.

"I have you now!" Shin caressed Touma's cheek. "You're so beautiful...I love you!" Touma struggled out of Shin's tight grip. Shin started after him again and Touma took off like an arrow for the forest.

"I LOVE YOU!!" Shin called out, chasing after him. "Grant my wish and let there be yaoi!" Shin shouted at Touma happily.

Won't spread the secret around a little bit People fall into boredom

"Kami-sama, that was funny!!!" Naaza laughed watching from Arago's castle. Kayura was rolling around the floor, grabbing her sides, incapacitated by her laughter. Tears were streaming down her face as her laugher echoed through the room. "Now do you see, young Kayura?" Naaza asked.

Kayura couldn't answer but tried an feeble attempt at nodding. Naaza returned his attention to the Troopers.

"It's too bad the poison will wear off in day." Naaza watched as Touma was struggling in Shin's grasp as Shin tried kissing him, Nasuti was hiding in her car from Shuu, and Ryo and Seiji were raiding Nasuti's closet to find clothes that will fit their new bodies. Jun was who knows where but hopefully the tiger will get him.

Rajura, Anubisu and Shuten came in and stared at Kayura on the floor.

"What's going on?" Anubisu asked Naaza. Naaza only smirked and waved them over to watch.

"They'll have to eat again sooner or later and then you'll see..."

Adult's, adult's, can't pretend like them

~~~Owari~~~

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Japanese Phrases I Used:
Youjakai-Dynasty
Baka-Stupid
Sama-Just a suffix showing high rank and respect
Nani-What
Niichan-Older brother
Ne-Hey
Ara-Oh
Shinjuku-Downtown district of Tokyo, Japan
Urusai-Noisy
Naaza ka-Ka implies a question
Nanimonai-Nothing
Korin-ken-Sword of Korin
Demo-But
Hai-Yes
Daijobu ka-Are you ok
Wai-Wow
Minna-Everyone
Doko wa-Where are you
Yaoi-Male/male relationships
Kami-sama-God
Owari-End

Symbols:
<> Flashbacks
[ ] Visions/Dreams
{}Thoughts
" " speech
~~~ ~~~Time/Scene changes
* * Actions/Sound Effects
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