First off I’d like to thank Meesa for giving me the inspiration to start this section after she’d gotten the idea and posted her own list to the RMML. Have your own ideas of how the Ronins/Warlords would eat a Reese’s? Send 'em to stratasgirl@hotmail.com, subject titled as 'Reese's List'.
Ryo: Sits in the magma of Mt. Fuji with a bag of Reese's but it melts completely away before he can eat it. "Nothing like charging up the Wildfire armor and eating junk food at the sa-...aw dammit!"
Rowen: Divides the Reese's into ten equal pieces so he can savor it before he eats it only to mess up, eat it, and try again. "360 degrees divide by 10 equals 36 degrees, must measure with a compass and cut...*cuts* damn! It's uneven! Oh well. *eats it* Attempt number 11..."
Sage: Sits on a rock, behind a waterfall, meditating about how to eat the Reese's. 'If I meditate enough, the Halo armor or Ancient will reveal the most enlightening way to eat it!'
Cye: Has someone throw a Reese's into the air above the water and Cye jumps out of the water like a dolphin to snap it up, somersault and fall back into the water. "Revealing our newest attraction at Toyama Aquarium, Cye of Torrent!"
Kento: He'd just eat it. Plain and simple. (Ok ok. I'll give him one) He'll stare at it until he can tell if it's an illusion or not before eating it. "It looks real! No wait, it's not... No it is! Stupid Dais!"
Yuli: Yuli whines incessantly until someone shoves one into his mouth to shut him up. "But Mia...Ryo won't stop slapping me! I didn't even do anything this time! Mia! Kento's been ignoring me! Rowen's been yelling at me! Cye and Sage has be- *gets a Reese's, chewing* Thanks. *swallows* White Bla- *gets another one, chews, swallows* Mia, I don't want anymore Re-*etc.*" (I love Yuli so why I am Yuli-bashing?)
Mia: Researches the ingredients in a Reese's to determine how it might affect the world once consumed. "Milk chocolate, sugar, cocoa butter, lactose, soya lecithin...soya lecithin? That sounds evil!"
White Blaze: Tigers don't eat Reese's! (*White Blaze gobbles up a handful* I stand corrected. Fine...I'll do White Blaze!) White Blaze would use his sharp claws to slice the Reese's into strips turning them into Reese's Fastbreak bars so it would be easier to consume. 'Must sharpen claws on Reese's before attacking Dynasty. Must eat to have energy...'
Cale: Hides in a dark cave with his pet wolves as patrol dogs so he can eat it before Talpa steals it from him. "Do you see anyone out there? No? Good! Hahaha..that Wizard of Oz wannabe shall never lay his phantom hands on my Reese's again..."
Sekhmet: Skewers a Reese's with each one of his swords and swings it back up into the air to free them from his swords and to have them drop into his mouth. "Target practice! SNAKE FANG STRIKE! Ah...there they are... *candy falls into open mouth*"
Anubis: While debating if he was good or evil, he cut the Reese's in half to symbolize his split helmet and two warring sides. He eats the top part to reveal the peanut butter to see if the kanji for Loyalty glows within. Since it doesn't he just eats it. "Loyalty...Talpa....the monk....Reese's...." (*sweatdrops* I'm sorry, this one was just really really bad... *nervous laughter* Anubis deserves a much better one that this...)
Dais: Creates illusionary Reese's to confuse Kento of Hardrock after stealing and eating his. "Let's see Hardrock eat that...hahaha...oh my god! He actually ate it! He just ate a rock!"
Lady Kayura: As her duty as a descendant of the clan of The Ancient, she must save the population of Earth by throwing her staff at the Reese's to rid them off their evil (a.k.a. calories) before eating them. "I must save world like how the Ancient One did! *throws staff* You will not win, Hershey's! I won't let you!"