T H I N K E R ' S R O O M

 
          ... IN LOVING MEMORY ...
        
            To Michelle

            Victim of Terrorism 

            Miss you always... 
        
          ... WHAT'S NEW ...
        
           You must sign 
            my guest book or risk dying a haggard old BAG!
        
           Go to the JOURNAL 
          
          ... THINKER'S CALENDAR ...
        
           January 1: It is the New Year!

              January 3: Koi's Birthday. Girl, you'll be lucky to get anything 
              other than a smile -- EVERYONE is flat broke!

              January 15: Project Deadline as well as return to Knowledge 
              Acquisition!

          ... RESOLUTIONS ...
        
            Stop being a bachelor. Tragedies or not, life does go on.

             Be nice to absolute 
            jackasses!

             Train myself to remember 
            faces and names. Am very poor at it (and it has gotten me into trouble 
            often!) 

             Rave less. Once a 
            week is QUITE enough.

          ... STUFF TO DO ...
        
            LEARN KARATE

             FIND 
            ME A NICE GIRL  (Who doesn't chew, smoke, boil or suck tobacco)

             CONVINCE NICE GIRL 
            THAT AM A NICE GUY

             REPLACE ENTIRE WARDROBE

             HAVE THE LAST WORD 
            
             FIND OUT WHERE MISSING 
            SOCKS DISAPPEAR TO

          ... REGULARS ...