Well, one or two or seventeen thousand emails, postits, letters and bottles come my way and thank ye, thank ye kindly for them all. Add there was somone who sent me a box of chocolates. I gave a few to a neighbour's dog and after a week of its robust barking concluded they were not poisoned so I scoffed the lot. That lass who sent her inner things -- the effect was lost by the cobwebs in one of the garments.

I could share with you the lot but really, the only person who appreciates reading them is myself so I won't do that. However, I'll just share a few:

PERTINENT ISSUES

Muthoni and everyone North of the Equator accompanied by everyone South of the same would like me to get a full domain name with all the bells and whistles. This is a good idea and i've been thinking about it for a while. I'll definitely do it but the time to run around setting all this up cannot be found any time soon! Patience!
Mike from the excellent NairobiCity.Net and a certain Bryo and one or two other cats sent some inquiries about advertising and banners. That one, ladies and gentlemen, we can discuss as soon as this runs on its own domain. Are you ladies and gentlemen sure you wish to be associated with a cheapskate who cannot fork out the iron men for his own domain?
Maureen, Davis and just about everyone else wishes to know how often updates are carried out. For the MILLIONTH time, ladies and gentleman, I DON'T KNOW myself either!

CRITIQUE

I have always said I welcome critique. I'm the first to admit that me and mine are far from perfect but am perfectly willing to listen to critque.

Pipitp, Kui and a few others have been raising the issue of the page being too cluttered. This is something I have been trying to solve from time immemorial but to no avail! I've shipped almost everything to pages of their own. The only things that change here are the middle column and the feedback on the right. There is nowhere else I can move stuff to! But I'll channel my brain cell further. (No spelling mistake!)

NONSENSE

Anyone who spewed forth nonsense, or who failed to back up ill language or critique with either explanations, coherence, sense or intelligence ended up here.

MYOB signed the guestbook with some gibberish about Fanusi that led me to believe that she felt insulted, for some reason. She also warned me to stay away from the establishment and to keep my devilish ways to myself.
Well my dear, let me say that I have always taken the fact that man is made in the image and likeness of God and his Good Book. Some elicit in me the poetry, subtleness, mystery and richness of Song Of Songs. Others however, conjure up the imposing ideals of the Book of Revelation. You, my dear, fall firmly in the latter category. If you have a problem, SAY IT! Two bit rants from Divource Court watching bitter maidens Ican do without!
Kristopher (if indeed that is your name) has his eloquence constrained by the fact that not one of the words in his correspodence has more than four letters. Whatever you smoke, my lad, it has expired!