This site is provided 'as is', without any warranty of any kind. All individuals on this site are real live characters, but I reserve the right to use aliases and and when I please. If you happen to piss me off I have the right to put your name, address and phone number if I am so inclined! You are not forced to read all the pages on my site, so if you find something that you disagree with, you are at liberty to close the page and move on to something else. I do not support politics or politicians. The truth be told I loathe them all with all my spirit. If you send me money, cookies, biscuits, sheep and goats or anything to influence my opinion I shall shamelessly partake of them, enjoy them to the full and then go on ahead and write what I want anyway!

I do not have to prove to anyone that I am a Kenyan, am a male or am even alive! I do not have to prove that I am over six feet tall, I do not have to prove that I have full control of my bodily functions and that I do not make animal noises. If I tell you so then that ought to be good enough for you. I do not indulge myself in protracted battles with garden gnomes or village idiots, and I see no reason to start with you either. My time is VERY valuable and I believe it is a CAPITAL OFFENCE to waste mine. If you have a pressing need to waste time, waste your own!

No animals (except the excellent bacon I partake more often that not, not to mention the beef, mutton and chicken that are a staple diet of mine) were harmed in the making of this site. If you are a vegetarian, good for you. If EVERYONE on this planet is a vegetarian bully, hooray and yahoo for you. However when I fell like going on and on about the juicy steak I had for lunch I shall do JUST THAT!

If you find anything that pisses you off, rubs you the wrong way, fails to tickle the fancy or irritates you, this is a free World and I shall welcome your feedback. However I have never, do not and do not plan to entertain insults of any kind from anyone. If you find that to be the only recourse I fear that I shall ignore you and more likely than not I shall dedicate an entire page to detail my opinion of you. That it will not be flattering I need not inform you.

Your opinion of me, my colour scheme, my writing, my spelling mistakes, my style of writing or the untidy outline of my absurdly long hair will not make my heart beat any faster or my smile broader. It is my site and my life and I shall jolly well do and live them as I please!

In Summary:

This site is mine. This basically means:
It belongs to me. It is mine.
It does not belong to you. It is not yours.
It is unlikely that it will ever belong to you
Since we have established the above points, let me proceed to say I will not take rude demands of what to include or not. If you have pressing things to say the option of having your own site will always remain open!
I will not put your photo up here and claim you are a good buddy, especially if you find yourself in the position that even your best friends would not call you good looking, nor do they. If you demand anything from me you, my friend, are out the door. Ask nicely and I shall see what I can do
I refuse to entertain flames and vitriol from garden gnomes who derive all sorts of non existent racial, religious or indeed any connotations from what I write. If your mind is small I cannot be blamed for that! Ask your big brother or sister why they took all the Grey Matter from your mother and left you with the Doesn't Matter.
I don't particularly care if you agree with my views or not, of if you believe I am lying through my teeth or not. If you find anything offensive or disagreeable and I happen to disagree with you, my son what I put will remain for its natural lifetime!
Everything I write here is done in good faith and in good humour.

2001/2004