Cat-dressing
Welcome to the cat-dressing web page, a place where you will find acceptance and support of what is still considered to be quite an unusual activity by some quite narrow-minded people.. Don't worry - you are purrrrfectly normal and you have certainly chosen an interesting and exciting way to live your life.
I think I might be a cat. What should I do?
The first important thing to establish is whether you are a true cat, or if you are just going through a phase. Phases are quite common, particularly amongst adolescents, who may feel the need to experiment with their felinility. Signs that you really might be a cat include clawing doors and furniture, Felix cravings (vegetarians may crave grass) and weeing on carpets (optional). Try not to feel guilty about experiencing any of these symptoms - they are just signs that you may be a little different to other human beings. It might help to share what you are feeling with a close friend or relative, who may decide to lock you up in a cat basket but will certainly lend a sympathetic ear for all of five minutes.
How should I tell my friends and family that I am a cat?
You shouldn't feel embarrassed about letting your friends and family know about this new and exciting exploration of yourself, but rather celebrate and express your cattiness as much as possible. It is often best to approach the subject of cat-dressing in a direct and positive manner, perhaps by rubbing against people's legs and purring profusely to show your appreciation of their love and support. Be gentle but firm, and don't be afraid to bite or hiss if you encounter a narrow-minded bigot who needs a good clawing.
How should I enjoy this new way of expressing myself?
It is important that you express your newfound felineness whenever possible, both in socially acceptable situations such as fancy dress parties or in the privacy of your own home, as well as pushing the boundaries of cat-acceptance by wearing cat costume to tutorials and formal hall. Sleep a lot, and only get up to eat, mate (unless neuteured) or chase squirrels round the gardens. Try to mingle with other cats, but make sure they know not to intrude on your territory and keep them on their guard by indulging in catty behaviour from time to time.
Note: Tom cats please refrain from spraying in public as this does not endear you to anyone.
Support groups for cat-dressing are still viewed as quite revolutionary, and may be more interested in fighting for equal rights for cats rather than offering pragmatic support for those actually dealing with feline feelings themselves. FelineImitationSoc offers friendly impartial advice to those who may be confused or bewildered by their new identity, so contact Kate Hall (a founder member), St. Catherine's College (Catz!) Cambridge for more information.
Coming soon...
T.S.Eliot's poems
Photos of amazing felines
Felix toasties (or maybe not...)