the following is a selection of choice quotes from some of the many oasis interviews, if your name is ringo mountbatten, your gonna love it.

WARNING!! Liam has been known to swear from time to time so if your name is Stuert little you might want to, Fuck off!

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Liam at the John Lennon tribute night.-
"He justs bends my head"
"They say keith richards is the ultimate rock 'n' roll star cos he looks sweaty & has a punky hair do"
"i could take a slap off keith anyday but i could imagine takin a bigger slap off a person with a white suit, plimsols & geeky round glasses"

Liam tells noel a story -
"I was having sunday lunch with mum and Nick and this geezercomes up to me and says could he have a word? It's important. He said he had some information which needed to be passed on - I knew he was a loon because he had a bible. He said that John Lennon was the last person to know about it and that he was sent to pass it on to me. I said, Fuck off, get out of here! He said this information would make my jaw drop. So I said, Look, if you don't get the fuck out of here, man, see that? (pointing fist), That'll make your fucking jaw drop. So Fuck off, You cunt!"

Liam on having his photo taken with Richard Blackwood at the Q awards -
"I'd rather stick needles in my foot mate"

Liam facing the prospect of COMUNITY SERVICE,
"Will i have to wear a uniform?"

"I've got one thing to say, Sauseages"
- Liam on Wining mtv award

"He's mad for Star Wars. There's half planets coming out the walls, Death Star right in the middle. Sometimes I say to Pats: 'I'm sleeping with James tonight.' And she goes 'Come to bed Liam.' And I'm like 'Well lets have our room done like this then."
- Liam on Step son James' bedroom:

"..whats mine is mine, and whats his,....I give him half of.."
Songwriter Noel on Liam's share of the £££

"...she used to be in Rice Krispie commercials........now she's married to a rice krispie...hehehe"
Noel on Howard Stern talking about Liam & Patsy

In reference for his love for his brother Noel said :
" I love Liam, but not as much as i love Pot noodles"

Liam on his relationship with bro:
"we disagree to agree"

"I'll give yer two guesses. The first one's 'No', the second one's 'No.'. No, I haven't seen it, if I wanna go and watch a fucking workout video, I'll buy a Jane Fonda workout video, I don't wanna go and see 5 fat cows puncing around in fucking miniskirts with cellulite, trying to sell fucking chips and chocoalate and coke to kids"
- Noel on Spiceworld the movie

"...this is going out live on the radio, and I'd just like to say....shit, fuck, cunt, twat.........sorry mam"
-Noel at Knebworth!

"...Ya gotta swear on TV, it's the proper thing to do"
-Noel on swearing on TV

They can say anything they want about me, but at least when we go wherever we go in the afterlife and somebody says 'What did you do for a living on earth?' I can say "Well, you know... I wrote a few tunes and I made a few people happy." And the people from the press, they'll say "What did you do?" and they'll say "I criticised people for a living."
- Noel, on critics

Noel on why he dousnt drive -
Q:You can't drive, can you?

A: No. I took loads of fuckin lessons. Imagine the scene, im learning in this housing estate in Slough - rough as a paddys arse. Im in this red Nissan Micra with a big red triangle on the top that says, 'Knobhead'. On the other side it says '.....from Oasis'. So the instructor's going turn left here, three point turn here. Its a quarter to four in the afternoon and all the kids pile out of this school at the end of the street - all these top scrubbers from Slough going, Is that that geezer from Oasis? Second day, theres about seven or eight kids there waiting for me. Third day, theres about a hundred and fifty people. I did a forty-five point turn and kangarooed up the close.
Another question from same interview

Q: What is the funniest thing Liam has ever done?"

A: " We were at the Sony Awards a couple of years ago and we both went to the bog for a piss. When we got in there Jay Kay was in there too. I stood on one side, Liam on the other. As we're all pissing, Liam suddenly leaps his head towards Jay's ear, and starts singing, "do,do,do, de, de (ect)" (Space Cowboy tune)

"You can stick your thousands pounds right up yer arse 'till it comes out your fuckin' big toe."
- Classic Liam

NOEL (in Australia '98):
"When we get to South America, we're gunna set fire to some bastard rain forest.
Fuckin Trees. They just get in the way of all them carparks".

Here is Liam and Boneheads answer about Be Here Now it's from the book called Forever the people six months on the road with oasis.
Liam: See what you don't know is that man's first words were "Won Ereh Eb" Now we only found this out the other day, did'nt we Bone?
Bonehead: That's right
Liam: So get on this spell Won Ereh Eb backwards it's Be Here Now
Bonehead: And i swear to god we did'nt know that when the album came out amazing is'nt it
Interveiwer: What does Champagne Supernova mean to you?
Liam: It means I'd like to have a lovely pair of cocanuts

"There was this bug in my room and I thought 'You can fook off this is my room'
-More Vintage Liam

After they had been sued by Coke:
"Now we drink Pepsi"

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